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02x03 - Kitty's Sleepover

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Batwheels". Aired: September 17, 2022 – present.*
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The Bat-Family's vehicles are brought to life by the Batcomputer to form the "Batwheels", a team led by the Batmobile or "Bam", to fight crime in Gotham City.

02x03 - Kitty's Sleepover

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♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Bam reading]
"Kitty's sleepover."

Green light.

[Kitty meowing]

Red light.

[gasps]

[gasps] Fuzzy!

-[squirrel squeaking]
-[giggling]

[laughs] Kitty.

Red light means
you're supposed to keep still.

Bam, how's your patrol going?

Hi, BC.

It's been great.

I stopped Prank
at Amusement Mile,

saved a bus from crashing,

and then I ran into Kitty.

So we're just playing
some games now.

[laughs]

We're playing "Red light,
green light," and I'm winning.

[Kitty laughing]

[BC] Sounds like you got
a full night, Bam.

You should return
to the Batcave
to sleep and recharge.

Okay, BC.

[Kitty] Pow, pow, pow.

Aw, but I don't want you to go.

Let's play another game.

I spy with my teeny eye...

[squirrel squeaks]

...some trash.

Trash, trash, trash.

-Get back in that can, trash.
-[trash rattling]

Yay!

[laughs] Good job, Kitty.

But I think
it's time to call it a night.

I wish we could keep playing.

Aw.

Well, we could
play more together

if you come to the Batcave
and we have a sleepover!

[fireworks bursting]

Whoo!

What's a sleepover?

That's when you go

to a friend's house to play

and stay and sleep over

till the next day.

Ooh! Come on, come on!

I wanna have a sleepover.

-Whoo!
-Wait, hang on.

You gotta wait for me.

[gasps]

Whoa.

Look at those tube thingies!

Ooh! And a dinosaur.

[roars]

[distorted] And those
pointy thingies!

They're so pointy.

-Aw, look at her.
-[Kitty cheering]

She's so excited.

That's so cute.

Yeah, BC said Kitty
can stay over tonight
for a sleepover

As long as everyone gets
some sleep and recharges.

-[MOE] Whoa!
-So, you're all well-rested

for your hero duties tomorrow.

♪ Sleepover! Sleepover!
Sleepover! ♪

Ah! This is gonna be fun.

What do you wanna
do first, Kitty?

Uh, I don't know.

I've never had
a sleepover before.

We can play games.

Or watch movies.

Or build forts.

Do you want to do
one of those things, Kitty?

No.

I want to do all of them!

♪ Pop the popcorn ♪

♪ Dim the lights ♪

♪ A special night's in store ♪

♪ We'll make bat-brownies ♪

♪ Play some games ♪

♪ All of that and more ♪

♪ Headlight tag
And hide and seek ♪

♪ Staying up
Till way past 9:00 ♪

♪ It's so fun to play
Until we hit the hay ♪

♪ It's slumber party time ♪

♪ Watching movies ♪

♪ Taking pics ♪

♪ Even though
We're getting tired ♪

♪ We may be slowing down ♪

♪ But till we power down ♪

♪ It's slumber party time ♪

[vocalizing]

-[yawns]
-[Kitty laughing]

Okay, Batwheels.

It's time for you to get
some sleep and recharge.

-[yawns]
-[Kitty laughing]

I am getting kind of tired.

-[Buff yawns]
-[Kitty laughing]

My power is so drained,
I can barely move my wheels.

Where you going?

Let's keep playing.

It's time for everyone
to recharge
and go to sleep.

Yeah. [yawns]

You can't have a sleepover
without sleep.

Oh. [meows] Okay.

Come on.

We have a comfy place
set up just for you.

You can sleep here.

And then we can
have more fun
after we wake up tomorrow.

[yawning] Sound good?

Good night, Kitty.

Good night, everyone.

-[Batwing] Night night.
-[Bibi] Good night.

-[Redbird]
-[Buff] Don't let
the bedbugs bite.

[Batcomputer powers off]

[all snoring]

[murmuring indistinctly]

[all snoring]

[meows]

Hmm, all right, Kitty.

You can do this.

Now, sleep.

[ticking]

I said, "Sleep!" [meows]

-Psst!
-[all snoring]

Bam, I can't sleep.

Bam. Bam?

[mutters] Get out
of that giant pie,
tiny, tiny Joker.

It's not for you. [snoring]

[Kitty sighs]

Whoa.

Whoa!

[giggling]

-[clicks]
-[laughing] Fun!

Water, water, water.

-Uh, what?
-[Kitty laughs]

Fun!

-[Bam] Kitty.
-[Kitty meows]

You're supposed to be sleeping
like the rest of us.

Sorry, I couldn't sleep.

I'll be more quiet.

[sighs] Thanks.

[yawns]

[crashing]

What? Who? Where? When?

[objects clattering]

I need my sleep.

[sighs] Where's all
that noise coming from?

I think it's coming
from the training arena.

-Hey, where's Kitty?
-[objects clanging]

[sighs] My guess is...

the training arena.

Get back here, car thingy.
I'm gonna get you.

Cause I'm a Batwheel, right?

-Meow!
-[tires screeching]

[sirens wailing]

[cars clanging]

[whirs and clangs]

Yay! You're up.
We can play again.

[yawns]

No, it's still bedtime.

And if you want to be
recharged for tomorrow,

you should really
go to sleep, Kitty.

But I can't sleep.

You know,
sometimes when I can't sleep,

I make an extra-soft,
extra-comfy bed just for me.

Hey, that's a good idea.

We can help Kitty sleep
by making her
an extra-comfy bed.

Yep.

Looks like the best
car Kitty bed in the world.

I'd even say it's purr-fect.

Wait, wait. Not yet.

You forgot
the most important part.

Stuffed animals.

They always help me
get to sleep.

-Isn't that right,
Fluffy McFeathers?
-[toys squeaking]

Okay, Kitty, your bed is ready.

[Kitty] Ya-ya! Yay!

Kitty bed, Kitty bed,
Kitty bed, Kitty bed.

[engine revs]

Bounce, bounce, bounce.

[laughing]

I'm on a trampoline!

[laughs] Come on, Kitty.

Try to settle down.

Okay, Bammy.

Now close your eyes.

Remember, just lie still.

Sink into the soft,
cushiony bed.

Hug the cuddly animals.

-[Kitty] Kitty bed!
-Ah!

-[grunts]
-[Kitty laughing]

Look at me.

[muffled] I'm a Kitty sandwich.

[sighs] I don't think
this is working.

She's just got too much energy.

Anyone else got any ideas?

Music always
helps me fall asleep.

What if we sing her a lullaby?

I am all for trying.

[all]
♪ Rock-a-bye Kitty ♪

♪ On the rooftop ♪

♪ When the wind blows ♪

♪ The building will rock ♪

♪ When the roof breaks... ♪

-[singing stops]
-[snoring]

[Buff murmuring indistinctly]

-[bangs]
-[Kitty]
♪ ...the bass beat will drop! ♪

[rap music playing]

[Kitty]
♪ Rock-a-bye Kitty?
I'm Kitty ♪

♪ I'm gonna rock this ditty
'Cause they call me DJ Zippy ♪

- ♪ And I'll tell you why ♪
- [record scratches]

♪ 'Cause I'm the fastest thing
On wheels in all of Gotham ♪

♪ I'm awesome, I got bars ♪

♪ Out underneath the stars ♪

♪ Rocking and rhyming
All right ♪

♪ Staying up
All through the night ♪

♪ 'Cause the cat's
Out of the sleeping bag ♪

♪ So flash your headlights
And say, "Meow" ♪

[meows]

-[record scratching]
-[Kitty]
♪ Yeah, whoo-hoo! ♪

[record scratching]

- ♪ Everybody say "Meow!" ♪
- [meows echoing]

[Batwing] This isn't
working either.

-[shouting] What?
-[music continues]

I said, "This isn't working!"

We gotta get Kitty to sleep.

-[shouting] What?
-I said...

[shouting] "We have
to get Kitty to sleep!"

[music stops]

Did I ruin the sleepover?

No, it's okay.

We just all need
to sleep and recharge.

[sighs] Sorry.

I don't know why I can't sleep.

I love sleeping
when I'm at home,

I guess I'm not good
at sleeping over.

I should just go back
and sleep in my own garage,

by myself, alone.

-Oh, no.
-Kitty.

We tried everything.

You tried things
that help you sleep.

But have you tried
to figure out

what helps Kitty sleep?

No, we haven't.

You're right, BC.

Hey, Kitty, wait.

What's it like sleeping
when you're at home?

It's quiet like here,

but Catwoman is there,
and she's always purring.

Wait, that's it.

You want to invite Catwoman?

I don't think
Batman will like that.

No, the purring.

We'll all purr
to help Kitty sleep.

Yay!

And if I can sleep,
then you can sleep too.

Come on, let's do it.

[meows]

Um...

Purr.

How do we purr?

I think it's more like...

-[cat meows]
-[revving]

[giggling]

No, it's more like this.

[purring]

[all purring]

I don't think this is gonna...

[purring] ...work.

[purring]

[purring stops]

[all snoring]

Aw.

MOE, plug them in
so they can recharge.

[beeping]

[Kitty purring]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪