02x06 - Big Rig Bam

[bunniefuu]

♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪

♪ Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪

♪ If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪

♪ They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪

♪ They're the Batwheels
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪

♪ Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪

♪ Batwheels
They look great in black ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪

[Batmobile reading]
"Big Rig Bam."

[beeping]

What's up, boss?

I'm gonna stay here
in Star City for a few weeks

to help Green Arrow
stop this new crime wave.

It's pretty serious.

Lots of bad guys
running around,

and it won't be easy
like Gotham.

The villains here are no joke.

Excuse me?

-One of your villains
is literally named "the Joker."
-[growls]

[chuckles]

[Batman] Batgirl and Robin
will watch over Gotham.

But you need to move
the Batcomputer here.

I need to set up
a temporary Batcave
here at Star City.

Don't you mean the Arrow Cave?

Or the Quiver Cave,

because arrows go with quivers.

Harley Quinn actually

came up with that.

True story.

-MOE.
-[thuds]

Load up Batcomputer
and all essential
Batcave equipment

into the Bat-Big Rig
and send it here.

[MOE] On it, boss.

"Bat-Big Rig?"
Is it a giant bat?

-Is it another Buff?
-Yeah.

[hesitates] Is it another me?

Wrong and wrong.

I'll show you.

[alarm blaring]

I present to you,
the Bat-Big Rig.

Whoa.

It's for moving Batman's stuff
to other cities.

It's got three main gadgets.

Retractable wheel chains
for slippery and steep terrain.

A Bat-battering ram to help you
bust through any barriers.

And Batarang launchers here,

here, and a secret one...
[laughs]

Uh, uh, um, somewhere.

Uh... Ooh,
I forgot where I put it.

Whoa.

-[yelps]
-[clangs]

Right. [chuckles]
That's where it is.

But the best part is,
Bam gets to drive it.

Wait, what?

It was built for you, Bam.

It opens up
so you can just roll in
and control it from the inside.

Okay, I'll give it a try.

[Bat-Big Rig clicking]

[whirring]

Whoa!

[Batmobile] So awesome!

But I'm not sure
I can drive it.

It's so big.

Don't sweat it.

I'll show you how to handle
this big Bat-beauty.

Are you sure
this is a good idea?

[MOE] You'll be fine, Bam.

-Look, I even set up a place
for you to practice.
-[ground creaks]

-[Buff gasps]
-[Batmobile] Whoa!

[Batwing gasps]
That looks awesome!

[MOE] First thing to remember,

the Big Rig is long,
so you have to make wide turns.

And it will be harder to stop,

so you'll have to break gently
or you'll start
sliding on the road.

[engine clicks]

And don't forget
all about the nifty gadgets.

[engine clicks]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[screams]

This is really hard.

[MOE] Take wide turns.

Stop! Stop! Brake gently!

You'll hit the wall,
use the battering ram.

[Batmobile grunts] I'm trying.

[gasps]

You forgot to take wide turns

and break gently
and use the gadgets.

Sorry, I... [sighs]

I'm not sure I can do this.

It'll be all right, Bam.

I always want to help Batman,
you know that.

But this is
so big and powerful.

Trying something new
can be hard.

But with a little practice,
you'll get the hang of it.

-And we'll help you.
-Yeah.

♪ When you want to learn
Something right ♪

♪ You got to study it
Day and night ♪

♪ It's tough goin'
When you first begin ♪

♪ But if you do it
Again and again
You'll see ♪

♪ Practice ♪

♪ Practice makes perfect ♪

♪ Yeah, practice ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Practice makes perfect ♪

[song ends]

[Buff] You ready to go
to Star City now?

[Batmobile]
Ready as I'll ever be.

Just getting the Batcomputer
loaded up, and...

You're good to go.

Don't worry, Bam.

This is a simple moving job.
You can handle it.

Yeah. What could go wrong?

So, the Batwheels
are moving the Batcomputer.

This sounds like
the perfect opportunity to--

-[shudders]
-[announcer] Get up and dance!

-[upbeat music playing]
-Let's go.

[laughing]

[groans] I really need
to get out of this thing.

-Stop dancing!
-[buzzer sounds]

As I was saying,

with the Batcomputer
in the back of that big rig,

it'll be the perfect chance
for us to finally get it.

[all laughing maniacally]

So go get it.

You know what?

[hesitates] I think
I'm getting the hang of this.

I can make it to Star City
no problem.

You better be because
the Legion of Zoom
is right behind us.

-[both gasp]
-They must be
after the Batcomputer.

Step on it.

[Jestah] Let's go!

[Quizz] I've got this.

They're gaining on us.

I can't go any faster.
I might crash the Big Rig.

[Jestah honking]

You can't outrun us
with that bulky big rig.

[gasps]

[straining]

No! A wide turn.
Wide turn. Whoa!

Ah! Pointy! Hey! Ouch! Owie!

Whoa!

Use your tire chains.

Whoa!

[grunts] I said chains,
not Batarang!

Whoa! [thuds]

[Batmobile] Sorry.

[screams, grunts]

You lose, Bam!

This is the only road
to Star City,

and you're not getting past us.

Yeah, so hand over that
bogus Batcomputer.

[beeping]

Whoa.

Don't worry, he'll be back.

He has to come this way.

[laughing maniacally]

I'm sorry.

I tried, but I'm just
not good enough

to drive the Big Rig.

[sighs]

But how are we gonna
get this stuff to Batman?

The Zoomers are blocking
the only road to Star City.

I know, but there's no way
I can get through them.

I wish I could just drive me
and not this big truck.

It's hard to try something new,
and it can be overwhelming.

But it also gets easier
the more you practice.

And you've had plenty of time
driving the Big Rig.

Oh, yeah, I...

I... I guess I have.

All you have to do
is remember what you practiced.

You know, maybe you're right.

Maybe I just need a little
more time behind the wheel.

[grunts]

Gotta make wide turns,

break gently,
and activate the gadgets.

Okay. I can do this.

Let's get this truck to Batman.

[horns honking]

[honking continues]

What? That bogus
big rig's back for more.

And this time, we're gonna get
that Batcomputer.

You ready for this, Bam?

Call me Big Rig Bam.

[cackles]

Time to make some wide turns.

[grunts]

Whoa!

Like, ow!

And break gently.

[grunts]

[gasps]

-[screams]
-[quacking]

[Snowy gasps]

Now the gadgets. Tire chains.

Whoa.

Sorry, Snowy.

[laughs]

Batarang.

[gasps, grunts]

[yelps]

No!

Finally, the battering ram.

[grunts]

Awesome driving, Bam.

Hey, not bad.

You were right.

The more I drove the Big Rig,

the more confident I felt
trying something new.

Next stop, Star City.

[horns honking faintly]

[horn honking]

[Green Arrow] Right on time.

Gotta admit it,
your vehicles are pretty cool.

Best in the world.

What do you say,
I borrow this Big Rig
for a bit.

I don't think so.

Ugh, fine.

How about I just take
the old Batmobile
out for a spin?

No.

Oh, come on.
I'll let you use
my bow and arrow.

-[Batcomputer] Batman.
-Ugh, stand clear.

I'm setting up
the mobile Batcave.

[Green Arrow]
That is just not fair.

[beeping]

Remote Batcave functioning,
Batman.

Oh, can we get
the game on this thing?

No.

-Does it play Gotham Kong 2?
-[Batman] No.

[chuckles] Hey,
is this an espresso machine?

[Batman] No.

[Green Arrow]
Oh, it's an air fryer.

[Batman growls]

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels ♪

♪ Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪