01x31 - Mandora and the Pirates

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Thundercats!

Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

Thundercats, h*!

♪ Thundercats are on the move ♪

♪ Thundercats are loose ♪

♪ Feel the magic ♪

♪ Hear the roar ♪

♪ Thundercats are loose ♪

♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder, thundercats ♪

♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder, thundercats ♪

♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder, thundercats ♪

♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder, thundercats ♪

Arrrrrhhhh!

Thundercats!

Pull over, there!

This is officer mandora,

Evil chaser of control
force 5 speaking.

Stand by. I'm coming aboard.

Eee! Good evening
to ya, officer.

Eee! I'm captain cr*cker.

Of the starfish.

Mandora, evil
chaser first-class,

Force 5 control.

What's the problem, officer?

Broken running lights.

Unreadable galaxy numbers.

Visible radioactive exhaust.

I want to see your
papers, mister.

Man the space boats, boys!

We're going down!

Where's your crew?

I'm all alone, officer. Eee!

Haven't had a crew for years.

All right.

We're going to take
her down for inspection.

Stand by to come
around for descent.

Put down? Where?

The gray prison planet.

It's in orbit 6, below us.

There's an official
inspection station there.

But what about
the defense shield?

I've got my decoder.

I'll beam you right into
the security compound.

Of course, officer. Eee!

Anything you say.

I'll alert them.

This is officer mandora,

Inbound with a space freighter.

Mandora: stand
by, port 7-6-niner.

We're ground-bound.

Listening to the police band?

It's mandora, hauling
in a space freighter.

I'll see if I can get a
picture on the monitor.

There it is.

Look at that old space wreck!

Have you ever seen one like it?

Why... Snarf... That's
an old x-4 neutron drive.

Snarf: wait a minute!
Look at that transom.

See how it's shaped
like an ancient galleon?

That's the jolly rogers.

The what?

The famous pirate ship.

Years ago, it
plundered the planets.

The captain was a renegade
robot named cr*cker.

He was exiled into a fixed orbit

And left to space-rot.

But he can't still be around.

No?!

Warn mandora! Now!

Before it's too late!

Cats lair to mandora.

Cats lair to mandora.

Come in, cats lair.

Warning, warning!

You are on board
the pirate ship called...

The jolly rogers, bucko!

Parrot: tickle her timbers!

Tickle her timbers!

Lion-o: warning!

Captain cr*cker,

I place you under
close space arrest.

Not likely. Eee!

Attack her, me hearties!

Eh, crush her out.

Crush her out.

Cease and desist, cr*cker,

Before anyone
else is deactivated.

No! We don't want to
damage the control deck. Eee!

You win, officer.

I'm sure we can
work this out. Eee!

Now who's locked up?

Ready, me hearties!

Blast anything that moves! Eee!

Take the prison!

Shiver their timbers!

Shiver their timbers!

Halt! Halt!

Mayday, mayday!

This is gray prison
planet 6 under attack!

Do you read me?

Thundercats
here. This is lion-o.

I'm trapped in the pirate ship,

And they've overrun the guards

And taken the prison.

Lion-o: what can I do?

Get here immediately!

But we have no
intergalactic vehicles here.

Then listen up...

We've got beam-to-beam contact,

So I'm going to send you the
electrocharger by remote control.

Project these numbers on
your communo computer board...

Ready?

10... 22... 18.

Mandora: oh, no!

Lion-o: mandora, what is it?

They've opened the cells.

For thousands of years,

The worst, the
unimaginable evil things

From a hundred planets,

Have been locked away here.

Now they're all loose.

There it is, snarf.

Reowr! I don't like
this going off alone!

There's no other way, snarf.

I've got to get there
fast to help out mandora.

Rrr! That police person
is always in trouble.

Of course. That's
the business she's in.

Go, with jaga's luck.

cr*cker: officer mandora! Eee!

Come out, my dear,

Or we'll blast you out! Eee!

Oh, no, you won't!

This ship is your
only way out of here.

You won't damage it.

You're right about that. Eee!

But we have other ways.

You recognize
quickpick here? Eee!

I'm told he's an old
friend, a reformed man,

And not popular among the other
honest thieves and murderers. Eee!

I assure you, sir,
I am neutral here,

Eh, just doing my time.

Now, officer mandora,

Either you leave my ship... Eee!

Or I'll literally take this one-time
king of the pickpockets apart.

You can't threaten the law.

Ohh-ohhh-ohhh!

Ohh! Please, sir!

I'm right-handed. Ohh-ohhh!

Stop that! Cease at once!

Aaah! Oohhh!

It's loose!

All right, enough!

I'm coming down.

Wise decision. Eee!

Rhino, see-through,

Escort officer mandora ashore.

We'll have to have...
Eee... A special welcome

For officer mandora.

Boil her in oil.
Boil her in oil.

They've left the
defense shield off

And the security compound open.

I can slip in!

Well... Eee!

Look what we have here,

The pride of the force.

Where's quickpick?

Why, right over...

Rhino!

Go... Eee... Catch him!

Bring him back, and
we'll boil him in oil

With mandora!

Boil 'em in oil.

Boil 'em in oil.

Boil 'em in oil. Ah
hee hee hee hee!

What was that I hit?

It... It doesn't seem
to be breathing.

I wonder if...

Aaah!

Careful, careful.

This cape was a gift
of the caliph of venus.

Raaaaaaah!

Ohhh... Naaa!

Rrrrrrraaaaah!

Lion-o, help!

What was that?

A rhinoceron.

This prison is teeming
with all sorts of monsters,

All of them loose.

I know. I got mandora's s.o.s.

I saw you come in.

Uh, let's get on that space
bike and leave at once.

Not before I find mandora.

Mandora? h* h*!

By now, captain cr*cker
is boiling her in oil.

What?! Stay here if you want.

I'm going after mandora.

Wait for me!

Anyway, you've got that sword.

The eye of thundera
cannot be activated here

Because of the magnetic field.

You mean we have to
tackle this on our... Own?

Our cooking pot is ready. Eee!

It's time for the main course.

Eee... Hee hee hee... Eee!

Boil her in oil!

Boil her in oil!
Eh, boil her in oil!

Quickpick: we can't
break in here.

Those g*ns the robots carry
are lightning bolt blasters.

There has to be another way.

As I remember, you were an
expert with other people's locks.

Who, me?

Either you get
us in the easy way,

Or we're going the hard way.

As a trustee, I had, eh,
access to the prison keys.

Fortunately, I made copies
against just such an emergency.

Stop talking and open it!

Do you know where you're going?

Well, let's see...

Do we turn right?

Or left?

Hurry! Make up your mind!

Time to drop her in the pot!

We have a lot of hungry
robots here! Eh heh heh heh hee!

Ohh! Ehh!

The prison dining
room is right above us.

Wait a minute. I
can see movement.

Robots. Great jaga!

They've got mandora
hung over a boiling pot!

Open this door!

This button looks important...

You've hit the orbit brake!

You're bringing
the planet to a stop!

You're going to throw
everything off the planet

And spin us all into oblivion!

Quick, everybody!

To the jolly rogers.

Abandon ship, ye lubbers.

Abandon ship, ye lubbers.

Head for the light post, boys.

The door opened!

Of course! Ha!

I knew what I was
doing all the time.

Stop them! Eee!

Shiver their timbers!

Shiver their timbers.

Take her! Hurry!

Quickpick, shut the door!

To the ship!

Faster.

If they get lion-o
aboard that pirate ship,

We may never see him again.

Quickpick: we missed it.

Ah, well. Too bad.

Wrong! We're going
to give close pursuit

In the electrocharger.

Maybe I should wait here.

Well, my boy,

Maybe you'd like to know
our next port of call.

Eee! Eh? Hee hee,

Thundera. What?!

That's right.

Your home port. Eee!

Tonight, the skull
and crossbones

Will be flying over
your cats lair. Eee!

Are you sure this is right?

The bike is just ahead.

And just what do you think
we have in store for you...

Eee... Me bucko?

Walk the plank.
Ooh-aah, walk the plank.

Arrgh, you gave it away!

Eee! Eh, eee!

Here's the bike.

There you are, me hearty. Eee!

The pirate's plank.

When you step off that,

You'll drop a zillion miles.

Eh heh! Eee! Eh heh! Eee!

March!

But with their head start,

You'll never catch them.

Wrong! The electrocharger
will catch them easily.

I was afraid of that.

Keep going, boy. Eee!

You've got a long walk

On a short pier!
Heh heh heh eee!

Maybe you've got the
trajectory wrong.

We should have sighted
the jolly rogers' lights.

It's got to be there.

Go on! Eee!

If you don't jump
before I count 3...

Eee... We're gonna blast ya!

1... Eee!

2... Eee!

Aaaaaah!

You... You caught me!

Of course.

No problem.

cr*cker is going
to attack cats lair,

And I have no way
of warning them.

Will this help?

The eye of thundera!
You retrieved it!

Well, I certainly
wasn't going to let

A valuable piece of property

Lay around with all
those, eh, crooks loose.

Thunder... Thunder...

Thunder!

Thundercats, h*!

Thundercats, h*!

Tygra, ready! h*!

Cheetara, ready! h*!

Wilykit...

And kat...

Ready! h*! Ready! h*!

Snarf... Rreow! Ready! h*!

Reactor engaged.

Traction locked.

All go!

♪ Thundercats are loose ♪

I'll put her in nice
and quiet, me hearties.

Eee! And they'll never
know what hit them!

Heh heh heh eee!

When the gangway drops... Eee...

Charge!

Hee hee hee hee hee!

Hee hee hee hee!

Fire!

Help! Eee!

Hey, you've got your
foot in my good eye! Eee!

Man the lifeboats.
Man the lifeboats.

All right, mates,
we've made our catch.

Reel them in.

How will you get
all those prisoners

Back in their cells on the
prison planet, mandora?

They're already back.

When quickpick
hit the orbit brake,

They couldn't get back
in their cells fast enough.

It was planned.

Of course.

Will quickpick be pardoned?

I might ask the galaxy governor

To parole him in my custody

As an assistant.

Hear that?

You're going to
get to ride around

On the back of the
electrocharger with mandora.

Marvelous!

What's going to be captain
cr*cker's fate, mandora?

Boil him in oil!
Boil him in oil!

Boil him in oil!

Traitor!

♪ Thundercats ♪