01x36 & 01x37 - Woe Is Me (Parts 1 & 2)

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W be G come back here you miserable

little

rat oh sh**t

oh dear I've got you now

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Wan oh my you're all looking so bright

and colorful

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today and who are

you shh I'm in big trouble

an alligator s is after me can I hide

here a while just till he's gone you can

hide in

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there by the way what's an alligator

sore you're about to find

out has a little squirt in tell drags

run through here

are you sure of course I'm sure besides

what's a big guy like you chasing a

little squirt for anyway yeah you should

be ashamed of yourself why don't you

pick on someone your own size if he's

here you'll find out if not count

yourselves lucky he's big

trouble are you all right I'm fine thank

you except for a tiny pain in my big toe

oh you hurt alligator Shores are big but

they're really light on their feet I'll

be fine

really wait we can't let you go you will

if you know what's good for you see that

I did that I found that big alligator

whates did it that's true but I brought

him here bad luck follows be everywhere

oh we won't hear another word you're

staying with us no if ands or

butt there now you just rest easy for a

while then you can be on your way you

just don't understand a come on Uncle W

begun stay and going nappy time with us

pretty please when he wake up you can

have gingerbread cookies and milk those

are gingerbread cookies I don't know

what happened to

them but they still taste good it's

starting again first your cookies

crumble then boom your whole house falls

down nonsense now get some rest I'm

warning

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you is everyone okay all safe posy but

all be scared we have to sleep

outside of course not find a place for

you in the estate go with masquerade

where's W be God he must still be in

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there he's so still is

he you're alive not if we don't get out

of here

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idea surely now you realize that you've

got to let me go oh I don't know it

looks to me like the roof was going to

collapse eventually stop being so hard

on yourself you just need a good night's

sleep maybe you'd like to tell us why

that giant creature was chasing you so

ferociously I passed through his village

and demolished it oh come on surely your

whole life hasn't been just an accident

waiting to happen well if you really

want to know it started when I was just

a lad my homeland was a beautiful

tropical garden everything was Lush and

green me and a couple Pals were kicking

around a cida stone and hand me down

spotted her look it's the old witch come

on follow me I got an idea wait for me

GE she's never done us any harm you

don't want to have fun then just watch

we're going to dump her in her own broom

come on

tattle okay okay wait a sec I'm coming

won't leave me alone e want to play

rough do they

okay all right W you distract her with

the kaleider stone while tattle and I

turn over her pot and don't blow

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it

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[Applause]

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aha please don't hurt my friends they

really didn't mean any

harm but there I was floating in the

soup with her and was she ever mad

it's okay only one wall fell

down at least we won't need an air

conditioner come on we'll have to find

you another place to sleep tonight good

then I can finish my story uh some other

time we found enough excitement for one

night thank

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you if I stay here any longer paradise's

fate will be anything but a

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paradise thank goodness they're heavy

sleepers well at least that didn't

fall for a second there I thought my bad

luck was working overtime

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Gusty look at his split what's the

matter wagon's disappeared he's gone oh

good if we stayed any longer Paradise

would stay it would have become a

disaster area you don't actually believe

that bad luck stuff what difference does

it make all that matters is that he's

hurt and then he needs us to take care

of them come on if they're going to

bring that little jigs back I'd better

reinforce the whole

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estate come back little hobo come back

we want you for a friend forget it I'm a

jinx you'll hate me in the aend come

home little hobo come home come play

with us a bit you're making a big

mistake I'll only make a mess of it

telling me to stick around he's taking

quite a

gamble Paradise state will turn into a

shamble please stay little hobo please

stay you must go away all right all

right

okay I only pray that you won't say you

Ru the day I said I'll

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stay Thank you very much uh-oh look

who's back but he probably brought his

bad luck with him there's no such thing

as bad luck and the nursery of paradise

State didn't it really collapse the

moods made of green cheese and I'm the

Queen of England of course the nursery

in paradise's state collaps but no one

was hurt look at these splits right I am

bad luck and if you don't believe it

watch oh never mind that that old tree a

must fill with termites but I am a jinx

run to the estate fast it's dangerous to

be in the same place as that W God

character help me

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help she's

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done no

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it's no use hang on Baby

Shady it's all right now baby Shady

you're fine masquerade saved you

everything's going to be okay nothing's

going to be okay until that walking bad

luck charm is gone I'm sorry W God but

you know that's true that's okay licky

split no one is ever been as kind to me

for so long as you but I've got to leave

before you start hating me that would

never

happen i' better go now before you hate

me later I'm going while the getting

good what you worry what you hurry we

like having you in the neighborhood but

if I don't go now you're going to hate

me later

no matter what I do it

goes be

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foolish where you

Bel maybe you're right why should I move

don't be up TI things will

improve we think you're just well and

we'll think so later no matter come

what you wouldn't lie hearts and hope to

die oh great

terriff I'll

stay it's just no use

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I'm sorry all these terrible things are

happening to him but I just don't see

why we should all suffer doesn't have to

be this

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way golly it looks like there was a fire

W beon where are

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you w be gone please come down before

you hurt yourself what's the use I'm

bound to get hurt no matter where I am I

just don't want you to so please go

away see no I really don't why is this

happening to do you the last time I

tried to tell you paradise's state

collapsed I hate to think what might

happen this time I'll finish the story

please now let's see where did I leave

off oh yeah I remember now there I was

face to face with the old witch floating

in a pot of her potion which i' knocked

us into my friends were in no position

to help even if they wanted to it was an

accident it was just bad luck things

like this are always happening to me

would it help any to say I'm really

sorry

well sorry you haven't begun to be sorry

you say bad luck follows you were you to

be the clumsy lad you seem to think you

are the world would be a fearful place

for all folks near and far so harm

yourself L with charms of luck that n

will serve you well for you've crumbled

your own cookie and your futur in this

spell but when you have a change of mind

and believe your Deeds both good and

true your small black cloud will shrivel

up and the sun will shine a

new that will teach him a lesson

a curse she put a curse on

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me you should have seen him he just

shoved that old witch right in her own

potion

Wham oh I didn't really it was just an

accident come come my boy you're a hero

no I just really absolutely

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what's going on what are you

doing look what you've done you hooligan

but I didn't sure just like you didn't

push that old witch in the soup you

don't go messing around with witches

without paying the price now be out for

you your little jins

I yes I really am a

jinx there maybe that will stop any bad

luck that might be hanging over

me there he is there's the little chins

hon this is your fault you better wait

before the whole town floats

away until now all anyone's wanted to

see of me is my back as I leave town

well always be your friends Lon we don't

believe in curses really but maybe you

feel just a Teensy bit guilty about what

happened to that old witch

maybe you brought all that bad luck down

on

yourself will you believe it'll happen

and so it does if you stop believing it

it'll stop happening maybe that's what

the witch meant your own bad attitude

brought your Misfortune it even created

that little black cloud and when anyone

felt sorry for you and tried to help you

believed it would be bad for them and so

it was the witch just brought all your

fears to life maybe if you believe in

yourself only good things will happen to

you I am good I

am look

out you must believe in yourself I'm not

bad luck I defy you to strike me

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I did it you sure did you overcame Your

Own Worst Enemy

yourself what do you want I wish to

congratulate my friend Von and you as

well you have broken my spell which

means you have learned a great lesson

about

yourself oh that your touch shall be

played no more the evil be gone the Good

Will

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endure look at your leg the bandage is

gone she fixed my leg she fixed my leg

oh thank you yippy yah oh thank you

thank you thank you all right let's go

let's

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go CO's Garden fixed yippee

liy split licky

split what did you bring him back for I

just had the nursery repaired he's not

going to hurt the nursery he's not bad

luck anymore look no more little black

cloud and I'm not hiding it under my

head either I'm cured of my bad attitude

so now nothing bad will happen well I'm

going home now if the witch's spell is

broken that means my Village has been

restored have a safe journey I will

thanks to

you it's okay it can happen to anyone so

he's a little

clumsy well Nobody's Perfect

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