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02x24 - Hair of the Dog

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "ThunderCats". Aired: September 9, 1985 – September 29, 1989.*
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Follows the adventures of the eponymous team of heroes, cat-like humanoid aliens on a planet called Third Earth.

02x24 - Hair of the Dog

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Thundercats!

[♪♪♪]

Thunder, thunder,

thunder,

Thundercats, h*!

[GROWLING]

♪ Thundercats are on the move ♪

♪ Thundercats are loose ♪

♪ Feel the magic Hear the roar ♪

♪ Thundercats are loose ♪

♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder Thundercats ♪


♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder Thundercats ♪


♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder Thundercats ♪


♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder Thundercats ♪


[ROARS]

Thundercats!

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

That's the last one.

Looks like we're
about ready for takeoff.

Okay, Panthro,
you'd better get going.

Take care. You're
going to be tackling

some of the most dangerous
criminals in the galaxy.

Bye, everyone,

and look after yourselves.

Snarf.

[♪♪♪]

SNARF: I sure hope the others

don't have to stay
away too long.

It's going to be lonely
here without them.

Snarf.

Never mind lonely, Snarf.

It could be dangerous.

With only the two of us here,

we're going to have to
keep our wits about us.

Snarf, snarf.

We'll need to keep
up our strength too.

And I know just
the thing for that.

♪ I'm off to gather
Candy fruit ♪

♪ All juicy, fresh and sweet ♪

♪ It's such a fine
And dandy fruit ♪

♪ The one I love To eat, snarf ♪

[CACKLES]

Excellent, Ma-Mutt.

The cats are away,

so we shall play.

I have a plan.

A way for us to
break into Cats' Lair.

And, without the protection

of blasted Thunderian
technology,

the Thundercats will
be powerless to resist

Mumm-Ra, the ever-living!

[GROWLS]

Go, my horrible hound.

Bring that miserable
Snarf creature

to me.

[♪♪♪]

One for Lion-O,

and one for me.

[♪♪♪]

[GROWLS] What was that? Snarf.

Oh, it was nothing.

Snarf!

Ma-Mutt! I'll get you for that.

Snarf!

[GRUNTS]

Huh?

Put me down, I say!

You won't get away with this!

Snarf, snarf.

Oof.

Fine work, my putrid pet.

[CHUCKLES]

Just wait till I...

Silence!

[YOWLS]

Now, you will take
on the bodily form

of this Snarf creature

so you can gain
access to Cats' Lair.

I shall not be far behind.

I will disable Cats' Lair.

And with neither friends

nor the power of
the Lair to help him,

I will challenge the
lord of the Thundercats

fist to fist.

I will trample all over him.

Ancient spirits of evil,

let your mighty powers

descend on these two creatures

so that they may
exchange their bodily forms.

Let Snarf become Ma-Mutt

and Ma-Mutt become Snarf.

[CACKLES]

Perfect.

No one would
know the difference.

Snarf.

[GROWLS]

Now, all we have to do

is fill the basket with
poisoned candy fruit

and we're ready
for the next stage.

Be gone, Ma-Mutt,

to Cats' Lair.

Cats' Lair, yeah, yeah.

[GROWLS]

Yeah.

[LAUGHING]

[GROANS]

Snarf, snarf.

[♪♪♪]

[GROWLING]

Snarf.

Snarf.

Hey, Snarf. You've
been gone for hours.

What kept you?

[GROWLS]

Snarf eat too much candy fruit.

Snarf.

[GROWLS]

Feel ill.

You feel ill?

Is that why your
voice sounds so weird?

Yeah, yeah.

Voice gone funny, snarf.

[GROWLS]

Well, that's bad news, Snarf.

You'd better rest up a while.

Yeah, yeah.

[GROWLS]

Take candy fruit, snarf.

Not right now,
Snarf. Maybe later.

Take candy fruit!

What?

Later no good, snarf.

Fruit not fresh.

Better now.

[CHUCKLES]

Well, okay,

if you insist.

There's something
strange about this fruit.

It tastes... bitter.

[GROWLS]

Funny, I...

I feel... faint.

I knew something was wrong.

You're not Snarf.

You're...

Ma-Mutt.

Snarf, snarf.

Searchlights.

[GROWLS]

Ma-Mutt is in Cats' Lair.

Now the way is clear

for me to make

my grand entrance.

Snarf.

Ancient spirits of evil,

transform this decayed form

to Mumm-Ra,

the ever-living!

Snarf, snarf.

Snarf gave me
poisoned candy fruit.

No, not Snarf.

It was Ma-Mutt.

Snarf.

[GROWLS]

What have you done with Snarf?

[LAUGHS]

Pick on someone

your own size, Thundercat.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Without your friends,

you are a pathetic
opponent, Lion-O.

Drag him away

and lock him up, Ma-Mutt,

while I think of a
suitably humiliating way

to destroy the lord

of the Thundercats.

[CACKLING]

[♪♪♪]

[SNORING]

[MUTTERING]

Ooh, snarfer!

Snarfer!

Oh, boy, was that a bad dream.

I dreamed that Uncle Snarf

had turned into a dog.

I'm going to call
him up right away

to make sure he's okay.

Yes, sir.

Lynx-O, quick!

I've got to get in touch

with Cats' Lair, right away.

What's the problem, Snarfer?

Well, I had a bad
dream about Uncle Snarf.

I think he might be in trouble.

Very well.

Tower of Omens

to Cats' Lair.

Are you receiving me?

Boy, am I glad
to see you, Uncle.

Ooh, I had this weird dream

that you'd been
turned into a dog.

But, I... But I guess
you're okay, huh?

You're okay, huh?

Snarf, everything good.

No problems.

[GROWLS]

Snarf.

Your voice sure sounds funny.

Did you catch a cold?

Yeah, yeah.

Snarf gotta go now.

Well, he looks okay to me.

Well, he sure didn't sound okay.

Something's wrong.

[GROWLS]

Snarfer's right.

Maybe we should check it out.

All right! Let's go.

[♪♪♪]

[MUMM-RA CACKLES]

Without the Lair
to protect them,

there will be no
more Thundercats.

[CACKLES]

So the upstart Thundercats

are poking their noses in.

Well...

[CHUCKLES]

We'll singe their whiskers!

[LAUGHS]

PUMYRA: Hey,
wait for us, Snarfer.

No time to waste.

I got a bad feeling about this.

So good of you

to drop in, Thundercats.

PUMYRA: Oh!

The drawbridge! Hey!

[GROWLS]

Pumyra, Bengali!

[CACKLES]

Sic him, Ma-Mutt.

Sic him.

[GROWLING]

Uncle Snarf!

[GROWLING]

Hey, you're not my uncle Snarf.

You're Ma-Mutt.

[BARKING]

PUMYRA: Let's make a move, then.

Onwards and upwards.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

I sense overpowering evil

here in Cats' Lair.

Got to get out of here.

No chance.

Wait.

Sword of Omens,

come to my hand.

[LAUGHS]

Ma-Mutt is giving the
Thundercat creature

a run for his money.

LION-O: And now
you're going to get

a run for your money, Mumm-Ra.

Lion-O!

I should have destroyed you

when you were at my mercy,

but it's not too late.

[BARKING]

[GROWLING]

Looks like we're
in big trouble here.

Surrender, Thundercat.

Thundercats never surrender.

Arghh!

[GRUNTS]

It's no use, Thundercat.

This time you are finished.

I've got to get help.

Thunder, thunder,

thunder,

Thundercats, h*!

[GROWLING]

The Thundercat signal.

Lion-O must be in trouble.

I have to get out
of here somehow.

Snarf, snarf!

There's just one chance.

If I can only remember
the words Mumm-Ra used.

Let's see.

Evil spirits of...

No.

Ancient evil of spirits...

No. Snarf.

Hey, I got it.

Ancient spirits of evil,

transform this canine form

to Snarf-Ra, the ever-living.

[♪♪♪]

PUMYRA: The
grapple's coming loose.

[GRUNTS]

SNARF: Snarf!

What are you guys
hanging around here for?

Grab on.

What happened to you?

No time to explain.

You guys help my
nephew, Snarfer.

I have to go find Lion-O.

[GROWLING]

[LAUGHS]

At last.

The moment when you
must yield to Mumm-Ra,

the ever-living.

Not so fast, Mumm-Ra.

First you've got to deal with

Snarf-Ra, the ever-living.

[ROARS]

How dare you,

Thundercat creature.

Two can play handball, Mumm-Ra.

[ROARS]

[YELPS]

[WHIMPERING]

Don't worry, I got it.

Yes, sir.

Ride him, cowboy.

[CHUCKLES]

You've had a taste of your
own medicine, Mumm-Ra.

Perhaps you should surrender.

Never, Thundercat!

If you wanna play
games, Mumm-Ra.

[YELLING]

Ahh!

I'll get you for this,

Thundercat creature!

I'll get you!

[GROWLING]

Whoa!

Now just one darned minute.

There's only one
thing to do. Yes, sir.

Bail out.

[YELLING]

Snarfer.

What in Thundera
are you doing here?

Ooh, uh, gee, Uncle Snarf,

I just thought I'd drop in.

[LAUGHS]

Snarfer, snarfer.

♪ Thunder, thunder,
thunder Thundercats ♪


[LAUGHS]

Well, let's hope we've seen

the last of Mumm-Ra for a while.

Yes, sir, and that
four-legged mutt.

Evil never sleeps.

He'll be back, sooner or later.

No problem. Don't forget,

we've got Snarf-Ra,
the ever-living

to protect us now.

Snarf.

I'm tired of being Snarf-Ra,

the ever-living, Lion-O.

I wanna go back to
being plain old Snarf.

Are you sure, Snarf?

Didn't you enjoy
flying to the rescue?

Well, kind of.

But I didn't feel as
if it was really me.

There's no point in pretending

to be something
you're not, is there?

Can't you do something, Lion-O?

Well, I don't know if the sword

can reduce an oversized Snarf.

But I guess there's
only one way to find out.

Come on, Snarf.

Sword of Omens, hear my plea

and return Snarf to
his rightful stature.

Welcome home, Uncle Osbert!

Uh, Uncle Snarf.

It's good to be home, nephew.

Thundercats.

ALL: h*!

♪ Thunder, thunder, thunder ♪
♪ Thundercats ♪


[♪♪♪]

[GROWLING]