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01x05 - Lone Shark

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

01x05 - Lone Shark

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on in the

neighborhood say they no good half shark

half man fighting evil that's the plan

Street

shots Street

shots they stand

for they they f

with

all stre

shots Street sh street

shs street

shs they stand for everything right

Street

sh

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w leeding

frzy oh

man

really what do we do Leon should we run

I don't know Sheila they might be

dangerous but then again that blue one

is kind of cute what do you say love

burn anything you want me to tall blue

and jawsome then when I say five Ultra

humongo with quadruple shakes all you

have to say is

yes

yes and could you throw in one of those

toasters for good measure

I like a Shar with an

appetite just the way I like it

crunchy what no

water no way even if we can't figure out

what paranoids polluted the city water

supply with we know he's done

something maybe so but the water supply

doesn't seem to be hurting that guy over

there or anyone else who's drinking it I

know and that's another mystery we have

to solve what luck the Street Sharks and

that mud puddle were made for each

other

huh can't guys that's one ciet who needs

to be taught a lesson

over you crustation

creep not on your life bin face he's

heading for the freeway

sh and top fishing City looks like the

freeway is turning into the freefor

Allway we got motorized sharks we got a

bad looking Lobster thing pulling a

trailer and we got hot rotten heat

fishing City's finest out to make shark

the Fresh Catch of the Day

and we have Li

off so long as fans of

slugs hit the

brakes a This Bites we lost them and we

lost our chance to find out what he was

carrying in his trailer unfortunately

it's going to bite even worse if we

don't lose these guys as

well Follow My

Lead as Vision City's mayor it's my

place to assure you that Dr paradigm's

tests have proved there's been no

genetic tampering with our City's water

supply thank you Madame mayor but if you

want something real to worry about Good

People worry about the Street

Sharks if people had any sense they'd be

worried about you piranha breath

actually what I'm worried about right

now is what slobster had in that trailer

now it's time to say hello to your new

playmate is squeed from Australia's

Great Barrier Reef and the most vicious

branch of the amasty family once my

bioengineering genius has transformed

his genetic Matrix my newest creation

should be able to stop the street chocks

cold Lena it's Michael sorry to

interrupt but when you work for Dr

Bolton did he ever keep any of his top

secret info at his home he worked a lot

at home why one of our Patrol units

spotted a light inside I'm going back

inside whoever broke in was smart enough

to past the alarm

system looks like he left a little

something behind we'd better take a

sample back to forensics for analysis

there's another strange thing as well

for a slime dripping perpetrator this

burglar was awfully interested in these

family snapshots Professor Bolton and

His Four Sons I

wonder Dr

Paradigm something just came in over the

police scanner well out with it there's

been a break in at profess Bolton's

house and the police found

unidentifiable slime on the

walls which means it could have been

left by the genetically altered version

of Professor Bolton

himself and whoever was in there not

only slimed your father's lab but also

rifled through your old family albums

slime I bet I know where it came from

you got that right it smells like Dr Dr

sloid is up to something I got just two

words for this jawbreakers and you know

what they are

PA shark

attack now let's

RI I just love it when Dr Paradigm

violates the order of Nature and now

for the Moment of

Truth is there something wrong with him

that he can't talk

nothing

wrong nothing wrong at all

calamari not calamari slobster in fact

with his enhanced tentacle strength and

projectile capacity not to mention this

genetically altered Venom which may be

just the thing to help capture the

Sharks I believe that kilari would be a

far more suitable name even the genetic

loyalty implant appears to be a complete

success slobster your selection of this

specimen is the best work you've ever

done thank you Dr

Paradigm now to test my next variant on

this formula I think a truly

bad-tempered Mor eel from the family

Morena Helena would be just the

thing whoever was here was performing a

bioch iCal work up on tap water yeah and

looking at my old football

pictures hey you don't think it could

have been nah I wouldn't say no so

quickly jab because someone's been

copying some files from Dad's hard drive

onto this disc and dad was the only

person who knew the password that would

let you do that kind of thing in that

case maybe some of the answers we're

looking for are right here remember your

mission is to recover any research data

that Professor Bolton may have left

behind and if the Sharks show up kilari

has my permission to field test his new

Weaponry on them shark

alert what's tapping into trouble and

it's coming up fast from

below we're nearly

there t on this isn't an earthquake

which means it's B kicking

time right we got to tear the top off

this Tin Can

first hey didn't anyone ever teach you

to knock knock on this shark face

hey what the oh no

oh stop Dr paradig doesn't want to k*ll

them he wants them taken

alive hey I'm just having some fun

W what's

the that does

it cuz now I'm mad

oh great another seious surprise from

panoi we got a surprise for him

Shar yourself

a fish food my

fin back me up

chb this may be just what Dr paradig is

looking for I'm taking him down

jump on these sharks you're BL and Squid

face

be need let's go shark

W streaks not now we got to help jab who

would have thought a jean slam squid

would have venom this powerful I just

hope we can analyze this sample and come

up with a cure well the CES grabbed

dad's computer disc and his computer's a

goner as well forget the disc we try to

get jab out of here

fast you have done well my creatures and

what do we have here incredible he

figured out most of the missing steps

so ha I never thought of it so simple

and yet only a genius would have

realized that the addition of some

simple carbohydrates is all the first

stage of formula needs to be complete

first a few drops from fishing cities

water supply which the professor and I

contaminated back while you were still

skullking around a coral reef and the

nice fresh carbohydrates which Dr Bolton

so thoughtfully recommended and finally

a dash of my stage 2 genetic activation

enzyme look at the little squeaker

go did you say little squeak

incredible

doctor and the best part of it is that

my version of the formula includes a

complete obedience Factor

watch

no complete obedience a part of the

formula is still

missing would you like to experiment on

a shark doctor kilari learns quickly

doesn't

he the Sharks were cited heading west on

15th Street wherever that is well I can

find them the one I speared should be an

easy

catch sharks here's the sco based on the

preliminary info you give me I put out

the word on the internet to see if

anyone out there in cyberspace can help

us with the squid Venom antidote got to

goens looks like we got some squid to

fry SLU let him have

it side

slam and JY

breath w

well here we go again fellow f kns as

the creatures for the asphalt ocean

duking out of the highways and byways of

Our Fair City come on job Breakers

follow

me where's streaks right here wherever

here

is we've got to check on jab oh

no he's gone

huh no

slammu get that poison sample back to

Lena and work on the antidote streaks

you and I are going after the

Cates all right sharks we've got you

surrounded come out

peacefully put your hands over your head

immediately we got the H ahead and we're

heading back in case you hadn't noticed

you fools you have company

I work I sl*ve I expend my genius and I

will not allow you cats to ruin all my

plans by Leading the street shots to my

secret lab take our prisoner to the

auxiliary Warehouse on the other side of

town and if you can't use him as fate to

capture his brothers as well then use

the autod destruct system to eliminate

them all

let's stash our Catch of the Day

somewhere where he won't cramp our style

that should do it let's go get those

sharks but where are

they I don't know do Paradigm said they

were right behind

us what

surprise and that's the difference

between seat and Street Sharks we're

smart

yeah your fin is mine now way vent your

face Come to Papa little stoe not at you

see SL you're only making it hard on

yourself give it up needle noose well if

you can't go over or under an obstacle

then you've only got one choice left and

that's to go through

it what

in the thick of action the streaks is

still looking

good save the fin check for later

streaks let's grab our bro and go we've

got to stop them it's time to Tri autod

destruct sequence

now my pleas

this place autod destructs in 30 seconds

looks like we've got you now you sure

do stop fooling around and get me out of

here we've got 10 seconds to Auto

distract

shark hate to bend your nose out of The

Joint but it's the only

way there you go chb easy does

it I

promise to get well right away but if

you feed me any more that rotten tasting

tide poool tonic I'm going to spout

we never told you how the info on the

antidote came in that's right huh

whoever it was bypassed the normal

channels on the internet hacked their

way through my internal security and

gave us a perfect formula for an

antidote for jab and for a vaccine which

ought to prevent the rest of you from

having a severe reaction to Kil Amari in

the

future wa it sounds like we're getting

another upload and this one's about

water I wonder if this has any

connection to the computer disc the CET

stole is it possible do you think I mean

could it

be I what do you

he