01x07 - Fresh Water Sharks

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on

neighborh man fighting evil that's the

plan

streets

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streets the for

with all

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Minds street

shs street

shs right

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good evening and welcome to eyewitness

Action News Center renowned scientist Dr

Paradigm has uncovered startling news

concerning the future of vision City we

take you live to Paradigm Hall where a

press conference is

beginning ladies and gentlemen it pains

me to announce that I've uncovered a

plot to genetically alter all a fishing

City I don't mean to cause public

hissteria but it's my civic duty to

inform you that this plot is the doing

of those unspeakably genetically altered

Street

Sharks whose ultimate goal is to infect

our very air and water to transform all

of you into creatures as Fierce and

ferocious as themselves

that's not the Street Sharks I know

those guys are righteous and very cool

looking

too oh that baldheaded underhanded ja

how can people be so stupid wake up

smell the con job paranoids the Jean

slamming monster Jabs buddy don't let

this turn you into a head case I'm

running out of TVs and I'm running out

of patience

we have nothing to fear friends as mayor

of fen City I'm pleased to announce that

Dr Paradigm has created a vaccine a

vaccine that will protect the citizens

of vison

City I'm only doing what's right and

responsible as a citizen your honor when

taken with a simple glass of tap water

this vaccine will prevent anyone from

being genetically haltered and it will

be distributed across the city beginning

tomorrow

morning so that's how paranoid plans to

do it the people will think he's saving

them that sick and twisted deviot while

everyone's Downing the pills they think

will save them blo they'll all be

transformed into aant sl*ves okay step

one we get one of paranoids pills and

analyze it to see what he's up to now

with Lena on the inside this should be

easy hello hi Elena it's ripster some

announcement huh the doctor should get

an Oscar I'm already in his lab looking

for his so-called vaccine you're as

smart as a shark Lena just be careful

I'm on my way I'll see you then you guys

stay here it's faster if I go

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solo

H now if I were a craz lunatic where

would I put it Lena are you here anyone

oh no where can I

hide great as empty as the doctor's

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morals good I'm

alone Pano I want you slobster and

kilari to meet me at the vaccine Factory

we need to make sure everything is in

Readiness for

tomorrow now where is my BL case

goodness gracious what do we have

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here memo to Lina be sure to be here

early before tomorrow's vaccination

ceremony

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that's not like any Rat I've ever seen

it must be another of paranoids

experiments ripster listen up paranoid

leaving the university to meet slash

slobster at his Factory which is where

you'll find a fake

vaccine I see him

now on his tail he's head for the

industrial section just turned on to

Lite Boulevard so you better eat straet

or I'll be hogging all the fun read my

lips rips now way one last thing since

Dr P's done his best to turn the whole

city against us we profile back street Z

and to prve people of the sight of This

Magnificent fin it's a sacrifice you'll

have to live with come on we're out of

here

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whoa look at the size of this

place what a

surprise Paradigm Enterprises now where

have I heard that name before jeez who

would have thought he could afford all

that on a professor's salary should we

go ring the bell or should we uh

shark I had a feeling that's what you'd

say

pardon me you Dim withed drill bit uh we

would have knock but we didn't see a

door down there time for little shark

fin soup swim in

this hey SLU we can useing instant train

about now seis slam coming at

there's more than one way to gore your

way to

Victory W laser fire scramble scrambled

you're about to have your eggs fried

security robots front and center

hey gagy was a har

Moon if you guys take the wire heads

I'll go Above the Rim and slam dunk the

lasers and Street BS in avoiding

multiple laser blast will it be a world

record a perfect 10 yes yes and out of

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here

wow when there's a bow on a plate

and it looks like the home team wants to

play hard

ball heads up the walking junkies I'm

moreing the foot ball you're going deep

for the

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b*mb it's good and that certainly seemed

to dampen the heat of the defense sorry

Tim man but you should know I to the

ripet around here

now you've done it you've made me

hungry I'm so glad you joined the

menu nothing like a little snack break

I'm so glad we were able to provide the

last meal you'll ever have stinking

shark paranoid Dr Paradigm to you I do

wish I could stay and do lunch with you

boys

but my ride is here and the meter is

running say goodbye Street shars hey

let's not say goodbye let's just say so

long for now you airborn wh I look

forward to it and when we do this city

will belong to me

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the joint's going to blow die for

cover excuse me for mentioning thator

but you just buried your Vine under tons

of concrete true but it's actually

better this way I realize now that

genetically altering an entire city

might tax even a genius as awesome as my

own on the other hand when I use these

few capsules to transform and control

the mayor and her closest Associates not

only will the ignorant masses blame the

straight sharks but they were then

turned to me as the only one with the

expertise to save their City from this

terrible crisis and the street shars

buried as a tons of rubble will be

powerless to

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interfere ladies and gentlemen I regret

to inform you that my vaccine Factory

was indeed malicious ly and violently

destroyed by the Street Sharks what

happened to the Sharks were they in the

building when it happened indeed they

sleep with the fishes now I can't

believe

it I just can't believe they're

gone what about Vision city are we all

doomed to become horrible creatures not

to worry my dear a new Factory will be

online in a few days in the meantime we

do have enough the vaccine for our

emergency VIP vaccination program

tomorrow which will demonstrate the

safety and effectiveness of this

wonderful

vaccine anything from the guys yet not a

syllable Lena this looks

bad real bad

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B room above CH is coming up for

air wa Mega

eruption fantastic it's your awesome

form little

bro nice going fin meisters everyone

still got all their parts let me

check oh yes you look marvelous if only

you had some self-esteem hey anybody

grab any a broid fake Jean slime in

vaccine how much do we need great minds

think alike let's check them out back at

shark Central

yeah okay saram Mundos we're back and

bigger than ever let's get to work

Lena's just got to call up our analysis

officient City's tap water which

paranoids already infected with half of

a gene slaming

formula analysis of paranoids pony pills

complete which I'm sure will show they

contain the other half of the formula

and now let's shed some holographic

light on this subject here's what

happens when an ordinary fishing City

kid swallows one adductor paranoids

pills wases it down with a glass of tap

water yeah come on bad boy just make

your first move chill jab it's a

hologram it's also the future of fishing

City unless we find a way of shutting

paranoid down poor guy no Finn but piran

could make a million more pills and

there'd be no way to stop it forget a

million pills just one and after

tomorrow's Ceremony this is what our

whole city government will look like and

they'll all be uneducable the parano

complete

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control hey we're Auto down downloading

an incoming computer transmission

vaccine powder impossible to stop go

after the water neutralizing the genan

slamming infection in the water won't be

a piece of cake maybe

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not Bingo it looks like we've just got

the recipe for whatever it's going to

take to do it so let's get to work

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okay guys let's bite

on okay fellow fers Vision City's finest

are going to be here any

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minute shark

dive shark

dive guy in the sky after dark why that

no no tra good look see for all you late

nighters looks like there's a fishy

situation down below we should answer

this question if you lead a shark to the

Wonder plant can the boys in blue put

them in the drink hey you in the sky

scrab your rotors out of here or I'll

arrest you for operating a copter

without a permit I hear you talking this

is guy in the sky saying bye-bye now

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it's just the way our mysterious friend

said it would be and here's the little

monster paranoid designed to turn every

drop of fish and City's water into the

first aous Gene slamming

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formula thank you my hard-headed

Compadre okay much my ERS let's

booty right Chief understood the chief

just gave orders no one goes in until

the Sharks come out ready tear gas

canisters we're nearly over the target

area remember our main objective is to

make sure the Black Box stays in place

nothing else matters even if we have a

chance to Bay the Sharks once the mayor

of vision city is under my control the

Sharks will be

mine get ready

ready

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now tear gas H nothing our Shar kills

w't filter on let's get him

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you know Pano's so good at taking the

bait we'll let him install the Box

the black box there it

is get

it this smoke is making me

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cry pull yourself together you

slobbering seant our mission must

succeed

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Street Sharks surrender Shu let's shark

dive

shark hold it right there

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sharks how did those creatures get in

here where are the sharks obviously a

rival g*ng of genetically altered

creatures involved in some kind of

primitive turf w*r with the Street

Sharks ignore them what are you doing

here Dr paradig the chief called me he

requested my personal

assistance ah here it

is the Sharks were able to disconnect it

but they dropped it in their struggle

with the other g*ng what is it a

protective device I had installed in

case the stre Chucks attempted to infect

our water supply don't worry doctor from

now on there will be uniformed officers

helicopter patrols and electronic

surveillance 24 hours a day there's no

way anyone or anything is ever going to

remove your protective device ever again

you have my word on it excellent

detective Brock

excellent good morning fishing City

while you're taking your vitamins the

mayor and her fellow VI PS will be

taking back to Paradise anti- gentic

infection vaccine this sets a fine

example for the citizens efficient City

and once again we can thank the great Dr

P for his genetic genius well Lena the

antidotes made it through the water

system it's showing up at full strength

fantastic awesome roove on the tube rip

it show

time Dr Paradigm on behalf of the

eternally grateful citizen of vision

City I'd like to thank you for saving us

from the horrors of uncontrolled genetic

transformation get ready

slaber you think the mayor's going to be

as ugly as Kari I don't think that's

possible to doctor Paradigm the doctor

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Paradigm at last the culmination of

everything I've worked

for there it's wonderful to know that

we'll never have to worry again this

can't be it's not possible the genetic

transformation and it's all thanks to

you you're a true hero no

[Laughter]

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