01x09 - Road Sharks

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it's

on

neighborhood good half shk half man

fighting evil that's the F Street

shots Street

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shots the hand and they B they f

with

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all street

shs street

shs F they stand for everything right

Street sh

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that's it jab you nailed

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them jawesome good sh**ting JB the

legendary shark Central fantastic Cove

dudes hey Ben these new video games

rigged up for slaming but there's

something a little weird about think so

we'll wait till you see wa check out

these

wheels far out

dude okay let me get my fins on this

screamer and no one could touch me talk

is cheap pal but if you're willing to

put your money where your mega b is 10

LPS around the old Vision City Speedway

pretend clams see in my rear view mirror

go rib Meister go go go smoke a little

oh yeah

woohoo yeah

[Applause]

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he later rer got a

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jet oh I know I'm slick but this is

ridiculous in the nighttime sky here

kids once again on the seene if you get

what I

mean forget that old tired traffic

report against Street shark Sports time

again I don't like

this and there's nothing I like better

than giving you the playby play here at

the old fishing City

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Speedway hey Ben be your Sky High Stu

for Loi and I'll take care of ripster

you got it

this is definitely going to spoil my

day thanks but I'm still out of

control it's raining buildings here

sports fans as the control tower goes

out of control not the old Power

Plant what huh if I don't stop there's

going to be one k*ller whale of a power

surge w it's seismic time give us an 8.5

now here comes the big

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one hey how'd you like my Dismount

fellow

finers hang on mobile pal you're not

licked yet

let's blow this power pople stand

Bronto

uh-oh any time now pal now what hey

you're supposed to be The

Brainiac slam DK street shars with power

to spare and it lights out at the old

North Side power plant the plant was

scheduled for demolition later this week

but these biting and fighting sharks

just love to cause Sparks the Fun's over

here so I'm headed home

but first let's check out a gruesome

horror even Street shark sphere rush

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hour sorry about your wheels guys I

guess I got a little carried away well

if Ben hadn't it carried you away it

could have been a lot worse hey rip

Meister do I have something for you the

new improved turbo powered Super Deluxe

rip rider able to LEAP the Grand Canyon

in a single bound

waa yo bro

fantastic but that's not all Now for

Something Completely Different say hello

to the world's first transforming video

Vehicles

hey why thanks I think my Fin's looking

rather jawsome myself youry this you

thin Crazy Fish

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Maniac if that's all the appreciation I

get I'm out of

here I look too good to keep it to

myself just make sure your Cellcom is

activated I'll call you later call me

streaks I'll answer

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quicker divide and conquer that my Subs

and seats is how we'll do it because

once we split up the Sharks yes doctor

we will incarcerate them in

this how come he gets to drive don't be

ridiculous I'm

driving you'll notice that the cells are

made of arcanium carbon steel impossible

for a lobster or even a shark to bite

through once we hunt down our first

shark we'll slam him fin first in The

Slammer welcome to the 92nd fishion City

Olympics the world's best separated by

just hundreds of a second but you can

kiss the record book goodbye by because

here he is the one the only

streaks W

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yeah and he's off look at him fly folks

oh what a fabulous LIF off look at that

shark in the sky yeah he boogies to the

first Lam run like the champ he is

woohoo

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yeah and he takes the jump with EAS but

can he set the record it might be it

could be it

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[Applause]

oh no Jessica Jessica where are you here

Mommy look out little

girl

help and he does it The Crowd Goes Wild

Jessica where are you Dr paradig that

was a street shark don't worry slash we

be back thank goodness Jessica you're

safe oh Mommy I thought I lost you thank

you so much Mr shark no problemo anytime

bye-bye Mr shark my next doll is going

to have a beautiful fin just like

yours now humans around back to Paradigm

the shark stands alone excellent now

that there are no Witnesses my time has

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arrived hey watch it will you yeah get

him what

streaks here calling all sharks streaks

rips to right back at you hang in there

man talk about your evil monster trucks

brono got

one I've lost him but autot track can

put his last position right here then

that's all our next position we're

booking

boys beating

R yeah

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woo you creeps are lousy host so it's

time to say good

night pleasant dreams Bottom Feeders Kar

stop him so long de

V put more Venom in those

Spears killari I'm going to kick your

tentacles so hard you're going to stick

to yourself load that loser on board

before the Venom wears off don't worry

shark the Farm's Just Begun for you once

you're strapped down in my lab I'll

genetically reprogram you from Street

shark to a sl*ve shark

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what's the story top side

jab I got one big ugly rig in my sides

smells like the one that snag

streaks follow me f on

boys if those slime ba*ls do anything to

streaks don't sweat it slam move even if

kilari shot him full of Spears the anti

squid vaccine we all took ought to give

streaks a Fighting Chance till we get

there

[Applause]

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he's still out swimming in Dreamland

Professor

excellent now to give his slipper skin

friends the

Slick air CHS ripster come on ripster

here talk to me uh the big rig's heading

for the drawbridge if you take Canal

Street you can cut them

off cutton is our middle

name I finally lost the Sharks now

straight over to the bridge and I'm home

free okay Munch Masters let's cause some

grid lock Shar

attack they dare to Define

me c do your job and stop those sharks

your street trash been

handed sneaking sharp I've got to taste

good Dr

sounds good good

buddy I hope that V still works cuz if

you're not careful you're about to get

it wet Tero thrusters

on nothing can stop me now I am

Invincible manual override disabled

throttle engaged on full thrust terminal

velocity why slow down when you feel the

need for speed what you really need is a

good kick in your crown bladed bumper

Take Your Best Shot shark but I plan to

take mine first

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let rip

ripster it's up to

you let's kick in the Turbo

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Power yo bro oh yeah way to go

rip

just what a

shame but perhaps I'd better slow

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down computer malfunction reduced speeds

no longer

available stop this truck immediately I

command

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it computer malfunction stopping option

is no longer

available Pano's crazy he'll total

everyone if he doesn't cut his speed

stop I demand it I will not have my

perfect plan wrecked by a

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wreck I must save myself but if I can't

have the Shar nobody

can automatic drive now in command of

navigation please make sure seat belts

are fastened my goodness something still

works Cham grab the Rip r I'm going

aboard to rescue

streams uhoh what's going on automatic

drive is now in theand manual steering

is not an

option yes

now oh ja some driving CH moister oh hey

yeah don't worry about the rip rider get

safe ins S I wish you could say the safe

for me

straks be still it's time for target

practice you got that one right seismic

slam only you're the

Target no b no win yeah we can lick them

every time

oh

no do you suppose that was a

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sign actually I call it a

wash and now it's time to Jet CL the H

on the C okay jab go for it okay now

let's see how well Ben's retro thrusters

work

oh yeah the bumping

away we on track now ja

buddy well yeah uh put that light at the

end of the tunnel there another

train then you'd better use your

transportation genius to reoo this rig

right

now leave it to me RI

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time for the old

switcher man I got to get my teeth

sharpened these bars are

tough

um H ripster get back into the cab we

got big problems get

ahead emergency breaking is no longer an

option and I can't get streaks out of

his cell jab I need you to lead slammu

and Mobil lick over ASAP we stakes and I

at about half a fishing City station

they going to get

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flattened well right

de M slam I need a little nudge to get

this truck off of these

tracks come on M let's WI

just it's the LA of the

jaw

excellent I may yet catch myself a

shot rster behind

you I've got you now gra arm activated

sorry paranoid but no bite no

bite he got tension in the line we've

got him Jeff we need a video jailbreak

and we need it

now that's a 10 or big rip now lay L cuz

here we

go yo streaks this is your wakeup call

what where am I so tired sleepy doctor

I'm afraid we have a problem there are

no problems only solutions that I have

yet to enunciate we didn't catch a shark

we caught the whole

truck to the

cliff can't you release it doctor shut

up I'm trying to find a

solution it's a rush to Sleeping Beauty

but we got to go go

go

J yeah woo wo sometimes you catch the

fish and sometimes the fish catches

you and now it's time to

Jet just remember Mobi our HQ is your HQ

far out dude but after all that action

it's time for this finnn back to hit the

high road take it from an expert

lickster you've got one of the best I'll

remember that thanks for everything the

padr but it's time for me to stop

blowing bubbles and rip the

road goodbye see you later I'm back soon

bye there goes one whale of a guy

awesome

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