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01x10 - Shark Fight

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

01x10 - Shark Fight

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that's a good guy

that's

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straight shot

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okay Lena let's see what we've got

what do we know what we know that target

number one was the reservoir Koran

Lloyd's diabolical plan to gene slammed

the entire city through the water supply

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target number two the kids a fission

city pop go to the mind-controlling

chemical and given away at a rock

concert by Koran Lloyd's chicken to the

sea it's all right here on this problem

is her Anna is the most respected

scientist in the city who's gonna

believe us listen up with a good head

butt starts with v got it

you give it a swift or to the left like

this then whip it back at the same time

you snap your head forward I told you

you got to protect yourself at all times

somebody's broken in but nobody knows

we're here

nobody but your old friend

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it's our Gotti electrified how's it

going man yah hey what's shakin man ah

what are you doing back in fission City

well I've been here before tonight it's

really rockin Music Awards your fellow

shark is getting the award for best new

artist of the year

way to go rocks tonight before I get my

award I'll set it in a huge boxing ring

red velvet ropes neon ring posts lots of

smoke and sweat I love it

what's the name of the song rocks I

don't know I haven't written it yet any

ideas

no but I do have a way to make sure

everyone is watching tonight when you

sing it say on my razor tooth soothsayer

for openers you need to hold a fresh

conference

I suppose you're all wondering why I

asked you here for this press conference

today why are we here rocks to begin

with I have a sentimental attachment to

this place it was here where I wrote my

first hit song and I first fell in love

with vision City as a result when I

discovered the identity of the criminal

who masterminded the evil scheme to

genetically alter every man woman and

child in Mission City

we heard Oh No I realized it was my

responsibility to make this information

public and so tonight after I received

my award I will reveal this information

to the entire world are you sure this

isn't a publicity stunt oh you know me

better than that

and besides everything is documented on

a computer desk which I'll be playing

tonight

getting evidence of every act every deed

every incriminating detail to make

certain age here you are k*ller Mari

now

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release my revamped hostility gene is

working to perfection bring you to me

now

your bucket boys

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yo bro take five boys some Sun rocks it

has a nice ring to it

no rub my sticks like you said yeah hit

the skins let's kick out the jams Wow

yeah if you need some boxes available

you're in buddy just wish I had some

more room here to really lay out the

steps no problem huh jab

that's my call room service here's the

disc for tonight we're gonna nail

paranoid once and for all all you have

to do is chew it up and make the

announcement a done deal rip stir by the

way you were right on about the news

conference they love me

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sweet dreams with pace I'll get rocks

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there is an elevator how you know drop

the rocks onto it excuse me

fighting is strictly

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Street so you are good

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fourth and one pal put your backfield is

most its up piece proceed

we go

inside nor the shard

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eats all the shots folks they wrecked my

hotel they cost you to collapse at least

now we're rid of them

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looks like those yellow scaled CD it's

got away better think I almost teamed up

with that two-faced paranoid man I owe

you big-time sharks ders just knowing

you're one of us is enough rocks yes

when you k*ll my really ticket to you

you better learn the box and leave the

head buddy to a professional I want a

rematch

where's the rip stir us go in there

mister you okay no I couldn't find our

computer disk anywhere

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you failed me miserably you half-baked

miscreants went one job to do one

turning the rocks that's all I ask

instead you come back with nothing not

nothing I knew I could count on you

calamari yes all the incriminating

evidence is here however by the time

I've made the appropriate changes having

this disc will be better than having

rocks

[Laughter]

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in time as long as I don't have to

answer too many questions like that one

color me God hmm

Cindy me wait outside

sorry to bother you dr. paradigm but as

the foremost expert on the street sharks

there's something I think you should

know you have some information for me

well I can only tell you this

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a short time ago a creepy nerd named

Melvin kaznyk checked into my hotel

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but it was a shock who checked out I

believe this Bronx is a shark himself I

never saw Melvin again I knew it

and I'll wager dr. Bolton was behind it

I'll soon find out because mr. Coony

worth yes due to the unfortunate demise

of your hotel I suspect you are in need

of employment

well I good we'll discuss the details

tomorrow now if you'll excuse me I have

some work to do

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they remember I'll give you a cue and

you project this disk on the big screen

I am so

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and now get ready as we meet this year's

best new artist the new heavyweight

champion of the music world

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those are great costumes they look just

like slash Wow

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read

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with basil

whole idea and to be fair

see how you like this size slam

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get off me you disgusting squid sorry

boy

Goldthwait

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here

okay okay here's the moment we've all

been waiting for the winner of this

year's really Rocket Award for Best New

Artist and he just showed us why let's

kick it into high for the one and only

can't think of anyone more deserving way

to go man I've always dreamed of holding

one of these

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and now I've got one look I just want to

thank everyone who voted for them but

there's something even more important

than this award that's to put an end to

the evil threat hanging over fishing

city and so it's Showtime

by now I will have received my award so

it's time to reveal the name of the

criminal creep who tried to jean Flynn

all my loyal fans this is fantastic a

person hidden behind the veil of

respectability for too long a person who

has gained your trust but whose real

purpose is to turn you all and you

genetically designed monster and that

person is the mayor efficient city

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what madam mayor its allies shut it off

it's not true I have nothing to do with

this someone is out to get me I'm

innocent

shut it off

this bites dr. Baron oh it must have

altered the dish to implicate the mayor

so he could get her off the hook and put

her in his debt

but if sly monoids got the mayor in his

pocket can vision city be far behind

not if the street sharks have anything

to say about it

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