02x01 - Jurassic Shark

[bunniefuu]

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in

neighborhood say no good shark half man

fighting evil that's the plan street

shs street shs street

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shs they fight they stand for and right

they F they fight to even with all

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of shs street

shs street

shs F they stand for everything right

Street shs

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just clock me bro I'm going to scarf two

dozen of those jumbo jet Burgers yeah

well I'm going to have three dozen and a

gallon of bubblegum fge ice cream I'm

eating four dozen and triple chili fries

with biscuits and gravy I don't know

about this we'll be eating crow if we

run into a patrol car on a donut break

you can't back out now I'm so hungry I

could eat a a

dashboard

M all right all right hanger five Hash

House here we

come feing

fry sorry Bros but I smell

seats me too what would Dr sloid guys

want at the airport anyhow I don't know

but those mental brains will be taking a

long flight if I see them Lena said the

physics department was air for in a

sample of stable antimatter to NASA

today if pirano gets his claws on that

he could fry the whole

world wow dialing on this

Bros those bottom featers are pretending

they're us let's H in guys shark

attack barano didn't tell us the Sharks

would be at the airport now that people

know it wasn't them to sto the

antimatter maybe he can take off these

disgusting masks forget it Dr paranoid

would deep fry our DNA and ooze

oil we are almost ready Louie and this

time those showboating sharks had better

not try to interfere let me atam just

say the word boy

I like your spirit Louie but I think the

job may require something a trial bigger

like one of those 10 ton dinosaurs from

the Jurassic era or maybe several

screwdriver with my new time machine I

can plunder the Earth's past for new or

should I say old creatures to

biogenetically engineered ooh that

sounds dangerous it will be Louie it

will be for anyone who who tries to

stand in my way in moments my cat will

arrive with the stable antimatter and

once I insert it into the Chrono

refractor I'll be ready to slam time

itself those cops are too close for

comfort look there's a utility company

Transformer station I think it's time to

give our pursur a charge don't you

yeah it'll be be a

blast pins up brose yeah it's shark jum

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time all right we got him now seafood

salad to go time to split up

repti which hand has the antimatter je

you streaks go after Kari we'll take

repti where's the antimatter what a

day at last with this my time machine is

complete big day forearms have a little

shock trouble more than even you can

handle Macho Mari how' you guess you're

Craven little crayfish I ought to make

cage and popcorn out of you silence

cease your petty bickering this is an

historic

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moment excellent it's booting up leaping

lungfish what's that that you crustation

creep is the time machine time Vortex

once I select a time period on this

style anything thrust into the Vortex

travels to that distant

past shark alert I thought I'd lost him

Smooth Move Squid Lips ah but I call it

fortuitous now the street sharks can be

the first to try out my time

machine I smell a cant let's get him

hold it bro at the risk of sounding like

the ripster we got to exercise caution

wrong we got to get NASA's antimatter

back well I agree but you can exercise

all the caution you want I'm going in

I'll beg that I'm telling you we got to

have a strategy I got the strategy I

need right here it's fin kicking

time uh who's going to cover your

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fin

what how nice of you to call

do come in you're just in time I want

that antimatter pronoid sorry I'm afraid

that would interfere with my plans for

World conquest and Better Living group

genetic

alteration huh

W streak

J streaks bro where are you why don't

you go look for him you can start your

searchin say a 10,000 BC

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no salt water W where am

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I

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WAOW veggie City how's the dude supposed

to skate without concrete oh man talk

about the sticks I got to find a place I

can get a couple of burgers and make a

phone call qu biting me would

you no two ways about it this place

could use some major gardening help and

I'm just the shark to do it huh wa wow

inches away from banana Splitsville

can't wait to see the chop nuts and

Cherry

W

who I was kidding shark

do trust that gecko Droid to G me up a

good man I bet it takes me hours to swim

back to fishing

City sh**t once I figure out which way

land is oh man this wouldn't happen if

streaks and I had gone in

together like paranoids really going to

send me back to 10,000

BC Me I'm

Dreaming

ow let

me I'm out of

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here I can't believe that battery

powered bone head repti Got Away We got

to find jab and streets the kid is right

let's

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go I don't like the looks of this fellas

yeah the guys wouldn't leave the Shark

Cruiser just sitting there everybody

must have gotten into this 16-wheeler

and gone somewhere yeah but where where

are our

Bros

that giant mantis must be gone by

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now hope it's friendly whatever it

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is

woo I'm safe now

no

hey mermaid uh uh dudes where are you

taking

me man that dinosaur was as stupid as it

was

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big shut up

stomach who scope it out Choice a mundo

dude where there's chickens there's eggs

it's omelette

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time

gotcha and you must be

M

wa this is like a total misunderstanding

why do you say we talk this over really

I'm a nice guy the shark's 15 50 million

years in the past doctor you'll never

find it h nothing could be easier travel

through time disturbs the dimensional

fabric along the axis of temporal

disruption I knew that quiet k*ll jumbo

jar stop it you bully would you twoo

like to follow our shark friend into the

Jurassic

era there the sparkling blue line is the

time Trail left by Young streaks all we

have to do is follow it

that's precisely what I wanted to see

not only does the time machine work but

THS is in big trouble I must say these

primitive Jurassic creatures really know

how to handle a street shark that

thing's bigger than we are it's a lot

bigger than we are precisely the point

their sheer Mass plus my genetic

alterations will create the perfect

indestructible genan slamed weapon say

you wouldn't get rid of us would you

boss that wouldn't be fair not if you

improve your behavior like they say get

your jeans

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together talk about scaly man maybe the

old dweebo really did send me 10,000

years in the past I'll never get to see

my Bros again well I'll never get to

hammer those dismo cats again and

streaks will never know how much I miss

him even if it is all his fault I'm

stuck inside this mermaid Factory cheer

up Street shark huh what where I am lra

chief science supervisor of Atlantis

Atlantis uh pleased to meet you uh lra

my name's your name name is jab and you

were once a young human named Bolton and

you have been betrayed by Dr paranoid a

man who was a disgrace to science whoa

totally jawsome you can read minds too

only if they're friendly our

civilization is an ancient and happy one

jab but

now hey you El disgust of M that dude

reminds me of someone I used to know he

is a neptunian and his people have SW to

destroy Atlantis so that they can rule

the oceans our soldiers thought you were

a neptunian spy oh not me no way I don't

even come from this time I know our

scientists have been experimenting with

time travel perhaps we can help you all

right fantastic come jab I will take you

to oh

no oh no the neptunians are

attacking

I don't care how many million years it

takes me someday I'm going to get back

to fishing City and thumb duck your fish

lips into jellyfish

paste check it

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out I better jet before Mama brings the

kids back for dinner I have a feeling

that dinner is

me

h

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who would have thought I would invent

the first hang

glider here goes

nothing shark

Glide all

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right

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wa you'd think you'd never saw a flying

Street truck before just call me St

asaurus rex the king of the Jurassic

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huh whoa dude like don't you know that

violence never solves anything you want

to be king it's

yours here's the plan kilari and I will

set the Trap reptile your job is to lure

the rest of those sharks into the time

Vortex what do you want me to do boss

something real important huh you you can

be the

bait there you are you slimy Slither and

snake Come to Papa T me if you can stre

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hold on to your F lambu it's going to be

a tight

squeeze if reptile went in here then

paranoids probably in there too and

maybe jabing streaks I smell a trap trap

or not we got to try our Bros are in

trouble I can feel it okay hey but let's

take it

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slow a don't worry this is what I do

best be careful oh you bet I will I got

a bro out there that needs my help soon

as I get done kicking some neptunian

fin

he's eating a hole through the

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sub thank you jab I got to admit this is

my idea some JW some fun I haven't had

such a good time since streaks and and I

you miss him I know come I'm going to

help you find your brother and get

home

yes looks like the only way out of here

is up those stairs over there smells

like someone's trying to hurt us where

they want us to go no one hurs me I hear

you so why go up when they can come down

know what I mean I sure do come on rip

Shark yeah where bring it down the

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house you cartilaginous creeps you

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you let me get him just let me at

him you can skip the chitchat Barracuda

brat just tell us what you did with our

Bros I sent them into the past way into

the past before the dawn of time

what what my time machine's in there and

if it hasn't already been destroyed by

your Reckless medling then allow me to

remedy that

situation

W you'll never see your brothers

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again man this Dino dude must think I'm

some tasty fast food meal but obviously

not fast enough I got to think martial

arts like using my opponent's own weight

and strength against

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him so much for

karate I'm w*r than you let go of me

right now or I'll give you and

digestion awesome a 3D typ scanner those

two bright lines are your time Trails

our machine will send you back to get

your brother then send you both back to

the time you came from all right ready

when you

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are goodbye jab Goodbye Oh

than you really ought to floss more

often timey going through ah

a we'll never find strikes in jab now

what are we going to do we're missing

two

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Bros

wa are we glad to see you not half as

glad as we are H streaks bro I'm sorry

it was all my fault I should have gone

with you N I was the one that was wrong

if it hadn't been for you I'd be

Dinosaur burger speaking of which I

figure a couple dozen jumbo jet Burgers

will fix everything

hanger here we go those shark simpletons

think they've seen the last of my time

machine the antimatter is the only

component I can't duplicate and it's

safe and sound with me I promise you

Street Sharks your time will come

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h

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deep