02x03 - Shark to the Future

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we shot

Levi

goodbye hey Sam

straight shot

all right now that we've got parano it's

time slammer we can go back in time and

watch the very first Super Ball or we

give you something really awesome like

going to the first Beatles concert I

wish we could go back and stop Broadway

from gene slamming dad whoa getting dad

back again that Beach awesome I think we

could really do it what does the expert

weird to try I don't get it dr. P the

thrash brothers have your times lever

and you act like there's nothing wrong

don't you want us to get it back no need

to worry I've already taken care of

everything

observe I built a self-destruct

mechanism into it the moment the Duthie

wanders activated

they'll be sent back before the dawn of

time imagine it the thin foursome would

be jettisoned to time before the

dinosaurs before algae and bacteria

before life itself just as they realize

where they are and how hopeless it is

the b*mb I planted inside the time

machine will explode ha ha ha ending

they are easily irritating interference

and trapping them in time now all we

have

okay I've said it for the day your

father disappeared

ready

what a dump

what is this place it looks sort of

familiar you know that looks kind of

like the biology building

then that means this is fish and steak

oh man the place is thrashed what do you

think happened

maybe somebody nuked it yeah and I know

who fins up metal sharks

bigger and faster than ever

megha mako sharks come on guys it's time

to kick neck open

Oh who's gonna get me first ha

short lift

where you go Seco heads

mega art come show me what you got

hey who needs friends when I've got

enemies like you

just some strings my man

talk about sh**ting yourself in the foot

five and a fin bro like ducks in a

sh**ting gallery what's that

looks like a whole army oh you can't

fight them all jab let's get the time

slammer

split while we still can any brilliant

ideas anyone

hey guess where we are guys all right

the old steam tunnels don't move a fancy

diat slime I will make DNA paste out of

you don't you know pal

I still shark is a suck shark

hello hey there you are awake I'm

general Benzini savior of the free world

and leader of the first American rebel

army who are you

do you mind yes I do I'm not letting you

go until I find out if your friend or

foe in the meantime no one's going to

hurt you oh you would dear oh yeah my

men tend to zap first and ask questions

later but paranoids mecha sharks and sea

vietze never even get to the question

part are you talking about dr. paranoid

psychotic Jean slammer so you know him

too yeah that cold-blooded sick is our

genes limits in the street sharks and

we've been fighting him ever since

Street charmer I knew it you're the

legendary super heroes comeback delivery

mankind from paranoid

just like my great-grandfather Ben's

told my grandfather who told my father

who told me great-grandfather bands whoa

we didn't go into the past this is the

future unbelievable

what do you think happened the time

slammer reversed somehow and now

paranoids taken over fission city worse

than that I'm afraid

it all started with piranhas we

perfected a super contagious airborne

gene slamming virus

first he tested it out on fission City

but that wasn't enough for dr. paranoid

he had bigger plans he spread his gene

spammy virus around the planet altering

most of the world's population into

mutants it's engineered to serve only

him

know why but some of us are immune to

the virus

paranoid in the cbons hate us and will

do anything to destroy us

those who escaped went underground we

are their children's children sworn to

overthrow paranoids reign but it will

not be easy he has built a fortified

headquarters in fission city and

surrounded himself with an army of loyal

Syrians over the years as his flesh and

blood failed him he replaced his living

tissue with robotic parts and

biomechanical weaponry some say all that

is left of the original dr. paranoid is

his brain but we're not even sure that's

human it was New Year's Day 60 years ago

when paranoid gene slammed the world but

you didn't get the virus if we could

find dad I'll bet he could figure out an

antidote using whatever bins has it

makes you immune coming

station we're not running anymore we've

got the street source on our side now

I think we're in over our fence here

tell me about

Yuja

please charge gated

sit down

dear

we're getting it

Oh

oh love a shutter

sighs in

yeah

haha

got any ideas only one way to stop let

go short

yeah you got it easy on just watch me

cool it bro let's just hope streaks and

slam oh we're doing a little better

sweet dreams check it out the guy at

last your tedious game of hide and seek

is over we'll never give up Hirano ah

but you made out well well well my

favorite pose the street sharks I missed

you

welcome to the world as it was meant to

be well it's not gonna be that way very

long My aren't we

Bree ah and doesn't that bring back

memories I never expected to see this my

most technologically advanced invention

again shall we

disintegrate bell dr. no I have a more

imaginative way to get rid of them but

first I shall go back in time and

destroy benzene EES annoying rebels

before they were a threat this should be

most amusing take them away they try to

escape then you can disintegrate

I'm out of here

struggle is dr. Brandt's new ceramic

alloy coming I will demonstrate the high

voltage secondary security system charge

delivers sharks deliver charge delivered

you're gonna be okay bro well not until

I wrap my jar around that mako shark

speaker code I'm not feeling good about

this blast that bins he altered my time

machine

prisoners incarcerated dr. paranoid

now what's this primitive capacitor for

double blast at Ben's doctor don't

interrupt me

this is taking longer than I calculated

with those cartilaginous creeps to work

in the m*ssile Factory but do it you

fight brain bhagath computer chips

immediately you will labor here building

intergalactic frogs for dr. Brandt wait

let me guess

- gene slamming suspect the aliens into

sapiens the

wonderful little green Martians with

squid tentacles instead of a dead eye

shark sleaze

no you belong in a soup pot somewhere

put them to work now

mean if they attempt to escape we get

the point

you learn quickly for a non robotic

subspecies it was at a compliment back

to work or you will be sent to the

reclamation lam the street jerks will

make their move soon that's the word

nice laser

I wonder ja so time to cut and run slam

man

snacktime

stop violaceous punishment will be swift

and the beer

don't forget

emergently keep our gutsy

three sharks I knew you could do it well

I didn't but I do now thanks to you and

your encouragement Benzini now it's time

to kick some butt and CB it VIN

back row easy let's do the slam who

shuffled

mecco sharks

are you done all right hit the pavement

guys we gotta stop Moran I'm from using

that time machine all right climb on it

start done

Wow

say goodbye boys

what amazed how do we get the paranoids

lab from here I got this covered

I know this dump inside out get back to

our people tell them the revolution has

begun this way street sharks

please allow me

excellent I'll set it back when General

bernzini was just a baby ha ha ha poor

lad he's going to have a stunted

childhood it's not me who's going to be

stunted

you should know better sly monoid

high-tech weaponry is vastly overrated

and I'll never replace quick wits and

bold strategy that should keep you busy

for a little while this is an outrage

you can't do this I quit

gotta go general Benzini sir we'll find

our dad we promise if anyone can create

an antidote to piranhas virus he can now

that we've seen what piranha it's done

to the future we know we got us hoppin I

know you'll do it let's hit it if the

machine doesn't go into the vortex with

this Benzini destroy it so it doesn't

fall into piranhas claws good luck

street sharks

blast those street sharks now what

what's that sound it's coming from here

out of the way let me see oh my what

it's a b*mb alarm Tom I blended in the

time machine fifty years ago

oh man am I glad to see you guys I

thought you were fish fodder for sure

did you find your dad

no we traveled to the future instead the

future yeah and it's not a pretty sight

what's so bad about the future / Android

what else and guess what your great

grandson and a handful of rebels are

fighting that slime annoyed all by

themselves my great grandson heavy he's

losing the battle Ben's we've got to

help him we learned there's a natural

immunity to Bronwyn's gene slam the

virus as you got it men's we think dad

can make an antidote from but we've only

got till New Year's Day to find him so

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