02x19 - 20,000 Sharks Under the Sea

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half-man

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latitude 21 degrees north barometers

fethiye 28 79 and be careful down there

Meza me what's the time

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we've reached the fracture zone

what's that

must be mistake

yeah get us out of here now

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what is it what happened

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maybe you guys have just been diving too

deep for too long or maybe it was the

result of some kind of mass psychosis my

ship is gone that well that is not the

result of Mexico this thing this monster

with four heads joking

it's like Silla and the Greek myths too

bad we're gonna miss the show it's

always a pleasure to visit the USS

liberty my name is El Sordo and I sure

hope you like my show oh they don't

usually start tossing the tomatoes till

a second act

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oh my

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we should be reaching the target zone

any minute now

marking 20,000 please we're at the

bottom of the world man this stuff's got

the best sensing devices the Navy has to

offer so if there's anything out there

we'll

pull back full throttle open torpedo

hatches predictor 27 degrees

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it's big to me president horn

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we're on it sir our but else sort of

told us what's happening yes sir I

understand we're on our way what do you

say it's not just the sub he's worried

about major shipping lines go through

that area so if an oil tanker got

thrashed environmental meltdown

not just that there's been a lot of

tension in that part of the world the

president's worried this thing could

blow up into an international incident

well time to hump in guys

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eta 12 seconds and counting

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hold on here door

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you sure gonna eyes on us all eight of

them yeah and I don't see no love like

burden

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every day

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this thing's got a high discover the

Sherman tank we're gonna have to fight

another way to beat this thing

Nicorette

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it's going down

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well thanks guys the Silla

seems to be on but now

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thank you thank you

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and you get orders from the

commander-in-chief to abandon ship

I'm commanded to turn this operation

over to you how much oxygen do those

guys down in the submarine have left six

hours tops and that's including the

emergency reserves

that's midnight tonight not much

what about the bathysphere can we use

that sure you think you can beat that

monster with that tub be my kiss now if

you'll excuse me

what do you think give it a little power

boost this tub will be hot

just do it fast dude those guys haven't

got much time

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the shark lab fans sure gloom beds

record it puts out a thousand times more

light than the subs regular spotlights

shortly on

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those guys in the sub have only about

ten minutes left on their oxygen no time

for joy

let's get dorsal

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Obed guys here he comes

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what's wrong I don't like being in the

spotlight got a little r*cist base trip

cartilaginous bends now we'll try it buy

you some time

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the guys you know the kind we can buy

while they find that sound

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culture

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we're down there still depressurizing we

need more time well do we

we've gotta keep them busy guys what kid

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and fresh air you guys are the greatest

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hi

unfeasible maybe if we each concentrate

on a different head then maybe we can

subdue it sounds like a plan

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here I go

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be nice

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now can't book this Bronco forever hey

guys maybe we're going about this all

wrong

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you know maybe I'm out of line here but

maybe this guy just needs some bugs so

why did he attack the sub well it came

into his territory with all those bright

lights wouldn't you defend yourself

maybe this poor old guy is lonely not

for long

we've got company guys lots of it looks

like the whole Pacific Fleet

three sharks are no Street chucks I'm

gonna blow that monster off the face of

the earth that thing is not going to get

another opportunity to destroy my plate

I know guy

we've got company coming you're gonna

have to hide guy deep down in that

crevice you came from how's that gonna

solve anything

he's lonely he needs company who what

we're gonna sign him up for the sea

monster personals

one four-headed sea serpent looking for

a single non-smoking four-headed female

I don't think so guys it's not a totally

bogus idea we record his voice and

broadcast it underwater from all our

naval vessels if there is another

creature out there maybe it'll hear it

who are you calling

listen horn yeah hi Dave we need your

help

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we've got a sighting so where is it and

how are we supposed to get them together

got it covered okay guy you're going for

a little ride your wound

clear the area that's an order

hello Dave we've got another problem I

gave you a direct order I swear if

you're not clear in 30 seconds you

Street sharks are going down with that

atrocity yes the wizard yes mr.

president

yes I know you're the commander in chief

yes sir yes sir yes sir

let's book Cilla's got himself a date

and he shouldn't be late

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I'd say we make pretty good match yeah

right

so you ready to open the shark line

dating service hey why not now it's

major cool to me Oh

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