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02x18 - Turbo Sharks

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

02x18 - Turbo Sharks

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there a in the

neighborhood some say they just no good

half shark half man fighting evil that's

the plan

streets

street street

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[Applause]

shs they they fight they stand for and

right they fight they fight

with all

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them stre

shs

stre street

shs street

shs fight they stand for everything

right Street shs

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wooo yeah all

right hit stop jab bring the turbo

in gas

check tires check

33 seconds excellent shark crew jab your

time was totally julus that's right

duder do the same tomorrow and you'll be

first across the Finish Line let's lock

up I'm ready for some refueling

myself you sure it's safe to leave the

turbo jab here with garage security and

my own security system

absolutely all right hey fantastic

man my new thermal motion detector grid

will trigger the garage alarm system if

so much as a sea slug gets anywhere near

it ja dacious Benzino and so is my

appetite come

on delegates from all over the world are

ga gathering in Vision city today to

sign an unprecedented Free Trade

Agreement the delegates are being

greeted by the mayor the formal signing

will take place tomorrow if that idiotic

mayor ever stops

bowing everything's ready how about the

Jean slam b*mb yes a study in Perfection

no one not even that annoying Benz can

take this thing apart ah

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all clear

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security freeze right there whatever you

say

99 sucker Trench

screwdriver excellent the street sharks

are in for a very big

surprise and remember today's cross

country Grand Prix has closed many

streets to through traffic so if you

have somewhere to go better leave early

jab you read me seiously loud and clear

stay focused guys you can bring this

home all

right here we go jab my man that's it

jab keep alike touch jab come in

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jab hello you can't reach him I jammed

the signal who is this paranoid let me

get straight to the point your shark

needs to swim fast like 65 mph fast if

he wants to stay in the race and when he

does drop below 65 perhaps at the finish

line with all those unsuspecting

Spectators car bam you planted a jean

slam b*mb on the turbo jab that's right

I can't wait to see the

results a jeans lamp on the turbo jab

but your alarm didn't alert us he

overrode it somehow we got to warn jab

I'll get the shark Force

jab something doesn't add up here guys

why would panoi go to all the trouble to

sabotage the turbo and then tell us

about it because he's a psychopathic

egomaniac who sure his plan won't fail

it is kind of weird even for Dr woid

[Applause]

better take a shortcut F got

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it never thought we'd be in this race

there's a radio with the Scrambler back

there somewhere panid won't be able to

jam it signal I'm on it here now all we

have to do is get it to jab sounds right

up your alley streaks jawsome my kind of

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gig WAOW time to take the shark pool

Lane

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what the come in jab come in uh jab here

don't slow down uh wasn't planning on

[Applause]

it w

roadhogs this is serious Jeff no matter

what don't slow

down P of crab

[Applause]

cake uh would someone like to tell me

what's going on we think you're packing

a slamming b*mb rig to go off if your

speed drops below 65 you're CH me see

anything unusual jab Ben please tell me

you installed some new kind of

carburetor with a blinking light sorry

guy that baby's courtesy of

sloid uh remind me not to send Droid a

thank you

not guys forget the race I'm moving this

thing out of the city good idea we're

right behind you Jack

let me out Ben I've got this hunch

there's got to be more to

this stay in touch you know I

will first stop Dr paranormals

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office he quit the race he's on the

freeway of course what else would those

meddling Street Sharks do I don't get it

DOC if you wanted wanted the b*mb to

explode at the Finish Line why'd you

tell them never mind that just get out

there and make sure that car drops below

65 before he leaves the city limits I

can't bear to see a perfectly good Jean

slam b*mb go to

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waste what's that for I said get going

okay guys what's the plan if I can get

to the device maybe I can disarm it he

that slam

man shimmy top side and I'll give you a

lift ready for

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pickup just a little lower

slammu who this is what jous

b*mb uhoh

jab we've got trouble ahead pedal to the

metal J Man punch it punch it

hard no oh now

what so great how am I supposed to go 65

through

that 50 gallons of oil slick let's see

him drive through that

o oh these sleat are a real pain in the

fin JB

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no slammu B can I snag a

ride yeah

I'm C it out you ripster

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Jano

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you get to tell the

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doctor no it was your idea you tell him

let's come up with another

plan I know it's not right to look

through people's mail but when it's a

lowlife bottom feeder named piran I make

an

exception hello the international trade

Symposium he's the keynote speaker seems

[Music]

legit H better follow him but

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first so what do we do I don't know I

can't disarm the b*mb without causing it

to

blow speak to me rip I may have a lead

on what paranoid is up to what have you

got he's headed for the international

trade conference they're signing that

big Trade Agreement today uh guys I hate

to break this to you but I'm getting

kind of low on I guess uh great Lena

stay on it we kind of have a major

emergency here I'll get back to you jab

must be in real

trouble there has to be another way the

only sure way I know up to destroy a

virus is to incinerate it but that'll

k*ll jab I don't like it any better than

you guys guys do the math thousands of

innocent people or

me you ask chance Canyon oh wait a

[Music]

second hey I got a plan finers stay with

me guys

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gently gently

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symbolizing the new era of free and open

Enterprise this Trade Agreement will

bring I present to you this small

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token free trade controlled completely

by me once my genan washing b*mb

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ice okay everybody got the plan I hit

the downhill as fast as I can jab I can

give you 8 seconds the faster you're

going the better but get it up to 75 at

least and that'll give jab enough time

to disengage it's going to have to Fins

Up Guys we got

company watch it champ bait breath and

Squid Lips back for round two I'm on

[Music]

them arm the m*ssile arming

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fire yes we got him this time don't be

so sharp

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sure uh guys uh any ideas

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right here we go ready slam

Mo

ready

go Flor

jab eight

7 6

5 JB disengage

disengage 4 3

2 one

fire he better be

yeah had you worri there didn't I for me

nah

aw good to have you back guys hate to

break up the party I've got Lena on the

line let me conclude with this final

wish prosperity for

[Applause]

all once my ice sculpture melts did you

say ice yes and it's starting to melt is

there such a thing as a temperature

control Gene washing b*mb there sure is

do what you can to keep it from melting

we're on our way rigging the turbo jab

was just a decoy to keep us busy yeah

while paranoid Gene washes all those

trade delegates only one response to

that shark

[Applause]

[Music]

attack keep it from melting easy for you

to say

h hold it right there

huh where's your security badge my

security badge gee where'd it

[Music]

go what's going

on all right Street

Sharks again Dr P no stop him

coming at you

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[Applause]

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streaks you're turn turn slam

Mo ready to rip it go for

it smooth move fin

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ones I'm going on a humongo burger run

you want to come not hungry how about a

movie h no thanks game of chess how

about going for a ride in

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this now you're talking P butd you've

outdone yourself so what are y'all

waiting for burgers are

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calling woohoo yeah all right

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