02x21 - Rome Alone/Amusement Bark

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hakuna matata ♪

♪ what a wonderful phrase ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ ain't no passing craze ♪

♪ it means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ yeah! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa ♪

Oops!

Mm, mm, mm, mm!

c*ck cordon bleu,
French bread and butterflies,

beetle baguettes,
escargot to go,

and let's not
forget French flies!

It all sounds so
yummy-tummy-iscious!

Can't wait, can't
wait, can't wait!

Well, you won't have
to wait long, Pumbaa!

The moment we make it over
this mountain, we'll be in France!

And absolutely nothing
stands in our way!

Why did you stop?

Because something
is standing in our way.

"Border. Please show papers".

Timon, do we have papers?

Do we have papers!

Do we have papers!

Do we have papers?

Alrighty, what do we got here?

Wallpaper, a bunch of
paper, crepe paper, sandpaper,

fly paper, newspaper,
toilet paper, wax paper,

funny papers, pickwick
papers, paper or plastic...

Paper towels, paper mâché,
paper airplane, paper clip,

paperback, pay-per-view...

Ooh, and a paperweight.

There you have it, Billy.
Those are our papers.

So, open up your little
gate here and let us through.

Let's try that again.

One more time.

You know what, Timon? That
goat's really starting to get my, uh...

What do you call...
uh... what is it?

- Uh, my, uh...
- Your what, Pumbaa?

Your goad? The goat's
starting to get your goat?

Is that what you're
trying to say?

Goad. Right. Yeah, that's it.

Good. Now be quiet before
you hurt more of yourself.

I gotta think of a way to get
us past that battering ram!

Maybe we should apply

for proper documentation
that authenticates

our identity and citizenship,

thus allowing us to legally pass

from one country to the next.

What? A passport?

What do we need a passport for
when we can just as easily be sneaky?

Uh-oh.

Hey, who turned out the lights?

Shh. Quiet, Pumbaa.
That goat might be nearby.

♪ Yodelayheehoo ♪

♪ A birthday gift for Mr. Goat ♪

♪ doo-dah, doo dah ♪

♪ birthday gift for Mr. Goat ♪

♪ oh, dooh-dah day ♪

Come on. Let's go!

♪ Birthday gift for Mr. Goat ♪

♪ doo-dah, doo-dah ♪

This never fails.

Perfect.

Yoo-hoo! Mr. Goat?

Yoo-hoo! Mr. Goat person?

You, with the big horns!

Ooh-la-la.

Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

So long, Billy.

That's what you get for
messing with Pumbaa!

You forgot me.

Oh, and Timon.

It worked! It worked!

Yay, yay, yay! I knew it would!

Uh, Timon, how long does
the shrinking effect last?

Eh, well, I'm not exactly sure.

Not long enough.

Jeez, Timon.

All I want to do is show
the goat the right papers

so we can get to France.

That's it! We'll show
the goat the right papers.

Oh, Billy? We've
got our papers here.

But Timon, no! That's a bribe,
and that's ill*gal and wrong.

Pumbaa, what do you say

I give you this nice, juicy
bug and you forget all about it?

Okay!

Well...

I suppose I could
accept these papers.

Good.

So, open her up, Billy. We
got reservations at café grub.

- What's the problem?
- One final request.

Anything. You name it!

I want you to do a little
dance and sing cha cha cha.

- Huh?
- You heard me.

Do a little dance
and sing cha cha cha.

Now, go on. Do it or I
won't let you through.

No, I refuse to make
a fool out of myself.

But Timon, we've come this far
and we've tried everything else

and there's nobody
else around or anything.

Oh, well... okay!

♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
dun, dun, cha, cha, cha ♪

♪ dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
dun, dun, cha, cha, cha ♪

♪ dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
dun, dun, cha, cha, cha ♪

And ride this.

♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
dun, dun, cha, cha, cha ♪

♪ dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
dun, dun, cha, cha, cha ♪

And juggle this.

♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
dun, dun, cha, cha, cha ♪

And you, join him!

- Okay!
- ♪ cha, cha, cha ♪

♪ dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
dun, dun, cha, cha, cha ♪

♪ dun, dun, dun, dun ♪

Ah! ♪ cha, cha, cha ♪

Boy, oh, boy,
did I get you guys.

Did I get you guys good or what?

Timon, that goat's voice

doesn't sound like
it did a minute ago.

That's no goat, Pumbaa.

That's Fred!

Your practical joker friend?

Yup.

This was my best one yet!

Hoo-hoo!

First the goat costume
and then making you two

look like fools in front
of the entire world!

- Ha!
- "Entire world"?

Yeah! Look!

You're on TV!

Whoa! Look! We are on TV!

Hi, mom!

Wh... what's going on?

Looks like the joke's on you.