03x07 - Paint Misbehavin'

[bunniefuu]

♪ Daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some
villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪



♪ Darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's
trouble you call d.W. ♪

♪ Darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ Darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ A cloud of smoke
and he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that
cunning mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ When there's
trouble you call d.W. ♪

♪ Darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ Darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch
out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

Halt! Restricted area.

Special delivery.

What kind of special...

There's the egret,
all gift-wrapped.

Sorry, evildoers.

Your only gift
is the booby prize.

Gizmoduck!

Defender of the downtrodden,

guardian of the good.

Gizmoduck!

Huh?

Menace, anyone?

Yikes!

It's a trap!

Surrender, f.O.W.L. Fiends.

You cannot escape
from gizmoduck.

Uh, of course, I could be wrong.

Whoa!

Whoa, I say!

Down! Yii!

Ow! Ow! Whoa! Ow!

Phew!

Wonder where I am?

Aha!

"Army mine field."

Uh-oh.

Boy, that's gotta leave a Mark.

F.o.w.l. Egg men, eh?

At least they
didn't get the egret.

"Egret?" as in small,
fat bird with a thin beak?

No. E.G.R.E.T., as in experiment
general retaliatory transport.

Our deadliest weapon.

It works on land, on
the sea, or in the air.

Who doesn't?

Well, in three days,
we're presenting it

at the St. canard air show.

It's up to me to foil
f.O.W.L.'S offenses.

You said St. canard?

Home of darkwing duck.

You've worked together?

Me, work with that buffoon?

Nobody knows if
he's a hero or a hood.

Sounds like a
possible security risk.

I'll handle him and the
egg men if needs be.

Now, it's hi-yo, gizmo, awaaaay!

St. canard, eh?

It's time for me, gizmoduck,

or rather me, whoops,
fenton crackshell,

to drop in on launchpad mcquack!

Somebody call my name?

I did. Now keep quiet.

We found steelbeak's hideout.

How do you know?

Detailed forensic analysis,

deft deductive reasoning, and...

I found his dry-cleaning bill.

Stay here. I'm going in.

Isn't that dangerous?

Yep.

Fellas! All I asked
was to steal me

one teeny superweapon.

But steelbeak, we didn't
expect to run into gizmoduck.

There's one thing I
hate... it's excuses.

Make that two things I hate...

Excuses and a 7-10 split.

O.k. Now that's three things!

Tsk! Tsk! Steelbeak.

A bowling alley for a hideout?

How declasse.

I prefer a Polo field,

but even f.O.W.L.'S on a budget.

Think fast!

Everybody down the manhole!

What manhole?

My dry cleaner's
gonna love this.

D.w.? Hey!

[Mumbling]

Well, time to hit the road.

[Launchpad] Gee. Sorry
about the beak, d.W.

[Darkwing] Let's ride.

Steelbeak couldn't
have gone far.

First, goody-two-shoes
gizmoduck k.O.'S the e.G.R.E.T. Heist,

then darkwing duck
finds our hideout.

Man, whatta headache!

Gizmoduck will be in
town guarding the e.G.R.E.T.

So?

What if he thinks darkwing duck

is just another
crook with a mask?

Am I clever?

Now, mush! Move it!

Hi, Juniper. It's me!

Pelican! Put down that machete!

[Screams]

We'll return to nightmare
on pelican's island.

[Alarm]

Uh-oh. Parent alert!

Launchpad, steelbeak's
up to something big!

Oh. Hello, gosalyn. Honker.

Dad, where you been all day?

Scouring the city

for that slippery
scum steelbeak.

I take it things didn't go well.

I said the best
thing is take a break.

I said we can't
relax for a second.

To find steelbeak,
we must not rest.

[Doorbell rings]

Launchpad!

Fenton!

This is my old pal from
duckburg, fenton crackshell.

Hi.

Fenton, Drake Mallard.

How ya doin', Drake-arooni!

Nice digs. It's no mcduck
manor, but it's cozy.

Fenton and I worked
for the same guy.

To what do we owe the
pleasure of your visit?

I'm in town on business.

You might say it's
for the government.

Is there a breeze?

So, fenton, where you stayin'?

I haven't thought much about it.

I'll find a hotel.

There's a big air show in town.

Without reservations,
you're outta luck.

Gee, really?

If you search around...

I got an idea. Why
not stay here?

Really?

'Scuse us.

Doesn't the phrase
"secret identity" ring a bell?

Exactly what are you saying?

Get rid of him!

Uh, listen, fenton,
old pal, I, uh...

This is where pelican
dices up the fat guy.

Didn't I tell you

I hate being called
"little buddy?"

Hate it!

Turn that down!

Is that my robe you're wearing?

Don't worry. It's clean.

Care for a caramel yummy-lump?

Fenton, about you staying here,

see, the trouble is...

Well, Drake, that is, I, uh...

Look at that!

The St. canard cinema,

home to many a filmed fantasy,

is the scene of a calamity!

A madman has
threatened to blow it up!

This looks like a job for...

What did you say?

Nothing. Oh, good. Never mind.

I just remembered a
dental appointment!

I better floss.

This looks like...

If you order pizza,
hold the anchovies!

A job for darkwing duck.

Time for my code words...

Blathering blatherskite!

O.k. This is your
moment in the spotlight.

Oh!

Look! He's got a b*mb!

Darkwing duck! Darkwing duck!

That creep! Louse!

I'm the stink bug that
smears your windshield.

I'm the cotton swab

that sticks in your ear.

I am darkwing duck!

Grovel, you gutless geeks!

Those impostors
are ruining my image.

I'd never wear a
cape that wrinkled!

Give me what I want,

or I'll blow this
block to smithereens.

Hand over that b*mb!

You got it!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

It's gizmoduck!

Well, it's about time!

We'll leave these ducks
to destroy each other.

Sorry, but I didn't have exact
change for the toll booth.

So, darkwing duck's
merely a common criminal.

What are you doing here?

You belong in duckburg!

You belong in jail!

Jail? Oh, oh. Right.

I know this looks bad,

but, see, I was set up.

Then how come
you're wearing a mask?

Let's not get
personal, helmet head.

Enough repartee! Give me that.

I'm this town's hero.

I'll get rid of the b*mb.

I will! I will!

Give me that. No way!

[Ring]

Gee! That doesn't sound good.

What a master of deduction!

I've got to get
rid of this thing.

Oh, I'll do it!

You will not!

Give me that!

Well, that worked out nicely.

Yeow! Yeow!

Now nothing's gonna stop me

from stealing the e.G.R.E.T.

How does this end?

They sh**t the dog.

Did I spoil it for you?

Let go of my wheel.

Quit jiggling before
something... breaks.

Lucky the floor broke my fall.

Now as for you, you... yoo-hoo!

Could I have crushed
that mercurial malcontent?

Freeze, you felonious fraud!

I've got to save my reputation!

Toodles.

I won't take this lying down.

Or standing up, either.

The city goes wild

over the do-gooder
from duckburg.

Citizens of St. canard,

you've made me feel so welcome

with all the parades,
awards, and cheerleaders.

Especially the cheerleaders.

Hey! Dad!

What happened?

If I want clowns,
I'll watch congress.

But gizmoduck's cool!

He's got real superpowers.

He seems to be such a
polished professional.

Polished
professional? Pul-leeze!

What is he without
his wind-up suit?

A naked guy with goose bumps?

Anyone for more prune ice cream?

Maybe you and gizmoduck
should be friends, d.W.

"You should be friends, d.W."

I have as much Patience

with that ham in a
can as I do with fenton.

While gizmoduck's playing hero,

I'm going to be one.

Couldn't decide
between pistachio and...

Say, where's Drake-arooni!

He went out for a spin!

Sunrise. The solitary sleuth
scans the scene for clues.

Who needs superpowers
when you've got a supermind?

[Sniffing]

Not to mention a
supersensitive beak.

[Sniff]

English feather. Hmm.

As if steelbeak could
cover his f.O.W.L. Trail

with expensive Cologne.

Hmm. The air show.

But what would
steelbeak want there?

I'll have to find out
for my... ooh! Ahh!

Now what?

Funny. I didn't know
turkeys could fly.

Ooh, I hate that guy.

Waah!

I mean, I really hate that guy.

Beautiful! I'm talking gorgeous!

I'm telling you, this
baby's dangerously cute.

Why didn't f.O.W.L.
Invent it first?

[Rustling]

Take a look. Could be trouble.

Ain't nobody out... ooh! Mmph!

I thought darkwing dope

would take care of chrome dome.

Attention, f.O.W.L. Agents!

Come out with hands up,

or I, gizmoduck, will
soundly thrash you!

Uh, yeah, right.

Uh-oh. More f.O.W.L. Stooges.

Hmm. The fun's already begun.

The e.G.R.E.T.! The new
supersecret weapon.

Works on land, sea, and air.

You already knew that.

Don't move a feather, you felon!

Oh, swell. The
comedy relief's here.

Capitulate, or I'll be
forced to thrash you.

Put it in park, rustbucket.

I'm stopping a crime.

You mean committing one.

You're on my turf.

Leave this to a professional.

Professional what? You
dress like a circus ringmaster!

Great! I'm being insulted
by a talking grocery cart.

You're out of
line. Don't cross it.

Line? What line?

Are they trying to talk
each other to death?

Drat you, darkwing duck!

That really steams my circuits!

En garde!

Eee-ya-hoy!

Yiii!

Not so fast, twinkle-toes!

Ooh!

Why I oughtta...! Take this!

Pitiful. What is this...
A pattycake playoff?

But it keeps them out of my way.

O.k., you. Ya had enough?

I'm just gettin'..

Warmed up.

[Steelbeak] Hey,
very nice. I mean that.

Let's give our celebrity
dancers a hand.

Not much style,
but, hey, they tried.

That's steelbeak! He's
stealing the e.G.R.E.T.!

Well, welcome to the program.

And now for some
lovely parting gifts.

Thanks for the floor show,

but frankly, your
act's a real b*mb.

The superweapon
just laid an egg.

That's a yolk b*mb...

Immobilizes whole platoons
in asphyxiating ooze.

Oh.

Sorry, guys, but... you
should excuse the expression...

The yolk's on you!

How embarrassing.

We're going to be...
Souffled to death.

I can't reach my controls.

Think of something.

You've got a propeller
in that suit, right?

There's no room to fly!

Just tell me which
button to push.

The blue one, but... waah!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

My propeller turned that
phony egg yolk into meringue.

Ptuie!

Yeah. There goes my
cholesterol count.

I was wrong about you.

And I'm hero enough to admit it.

That's good to know.

I still think your crime-fighting
style's disreputable

and possibly deviant.

From you, that's a compliment.

Where are you going?

After steelbeak!

I'll follow you.

Not on that flat.

No, wait. You're too... heavy!

Oopsie. Have you got a spare?

A bit large, but...

Hurry. And leave
steelbeak to me. I have a plan.

Well, I've got a better one.

Yes, I do.

Me first!

Ooh! Aah! Aah!

Man, oh, man.

F.o.w.l. High command's
gonna love this baby.

Oh, don't those
two ever give up?

Hmm. Let me see here.

Maybe I can k*ll two
birds with one stone.

Incoming! Jump!

Gizmoduck, are you
hurt really badly?

Unh! When I want
to see the world,

I'll watch a travelogue.

Hey, what the... abandon legs!

Let's get him! Let's get him!

Whoa! Hope this
heap has a warranty!

We'll need wings to catch him!

No, we'll take
the express route.

All right!

Let's get danger... ous.

I'll take the plane.
You get steelbeak.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Surprise, sucker!

This time you bit off
more than you can chew.

We'll see about that.

Glad to see you're
getting enough fiber.

Whoa! Yeow!

Hmm. Looks mighty complicated.

Wonder which wire I should pull.

Eeny-meeny-miney-mo!

Whoa!

Yike! Whoa! Wow!

Ooohh!

So, bealsteek... you had enough?

Time to lasso
this little bronco!

Ohh!

Aha! Well done, darkwing duck!

In an amazing turn of events,

the army's newest superweapon

was saved from
superspy steelbeak

by superhero gizmoduck

and our own supermystery...
Darkwing duck.

Darkwing's reputation is
safe. Steelbeak's in the slammer.

The e.G.R.E.T.'S in the shop.

You and gizmoduck
made a great team.

I had to teach ol'
giz a thing or two,

but he's not so bad.

Okey-dokey. All
packed and ready to go.

Sorry you can't stay longer.

On the other hand, all
good things come to an end.

So long, honk. Bye-bye, gossy.

See ya, launchpad.
And adios, Drake-arooni.

Uh, fentonino,
don't call me that.

Looks like gizmoduck
saved the day again,

don't it?

Gizmoduck! I heard darkwing
duck cracked this case.

Darkwing duck was lucky
gizmoduck let him tag along.

What do you know?

More than you, buster!

Do not! Do, too!

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?