01x04 - Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X

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with all the equipment
Baxter left up there,

we could turn that van
into a tracking station

and hunt down the
technodrome but good.

Yeah, but how are we
gonna get it up there?

Hmm.

[LOUD THUDS]

[GRUNTING]

Couldn't we maybe have
taken the elevator?

It wouldn't fit
in the elevator.

Shut up
and push!

Boy, check out
this junk!

I bet old donatello
could whip up

some heavyweight
turtle gear

with all these
spare parts, huh?

Yeah, but, like,
what if Baxter comes back?

Ha ha.
Baxter won't be back

for a long time,
Michelangelo.

The authorities
didn't appreciate

when he tried to
take over the city

with his
mouser robots.

And I didn't
appreciate it

when they ate
my apartment!

I wonder if all this work
is worth it.

It will be when we hunt
the shredder down.

[GRUNTS] But why do
we have to do it?

It's the humans'
problem.

He seems to have it in
for you guys, too.

Or had you forgotten?

But us--turtles--
outcasts of society.

Why do we have
to stand alone

against the forces
of evil?

Face it, man.

It's the only job
we're qualified for.

Oh, yeah.
You're right.

Well, back to work.

KRANG:
You addlebrained idiot!

You can't even beat a bunch
of miserable turtles!

I refuse to give you

one more iota
of my technology

until you finish
building my new body!

Your body
is but one of many

biomechanical
experiments

I am conducting in
the technodrome, krang.

See? I'm still refining

my mutations
on the punks.

This next batch will be
infinitely superior

to these 2 losers.

[SNORTS] Hey,
what do you mean?

[SNARLS] You just
give us another shot, pal,

and you'll see
some squished turtles.

Why are you wasting time
on mutants?

My stone warriors are
amassed in dimension x

waiting to overrun
this world at my command.

But I cannot let them
see me like this.

Dimension x...

Of course.

The transdimensional
portal

is already complete.

Your home dimension

is a place of total
w*r, is it not?

Yes! A w*r that's been
carried on without me

since I was
banished here.

Then I will get
the weaponry I need

by pulling it
through dimension x!

No! You can't!

But I must!
I, and I alone,

must defeat
my ancient enemy

hamato yoshi and his
wretched turtles!

Saki! Don't!
There's no telling

what might come
through that portal!

[SIGHS]
Finished.

But the roof
needs to be

at least 3 feet higher,
donatello.

Huh? Why?

So I can practice
while we're driving.

All this gear, and you
left out the pizza oven!

Look, guys,
I put every weapon

I could think of
on this crate,

all the surveillance
gear I could find.

This is as good
as it gets.

Now, do you want to find
the technodrome or not?

Yeah!
Yeah!

Come on, April.

Let's rev this baby up
and motorvate.

Down the stairs?

Relax, April. We'll have
gravity on our side.

That's just what
scares me.

Seat belts,
everyone!

Pizza time!

Cowabunga!

In a moment,

the gateway between earth
and dimension x

will be open
for the first time!

All those weapons,

g*ns from beyond our universe,
will be mine!

Ha ha ha ha!

Now...To gain the power
of dimension x!

Yee-haw!

Stop them!

After them!

Not so fast.

Bail out!

Boy, and I thought
we were weird-looking.

Ok, bebop.

Let's turn
these rock faces

into gravel.
Ha ha!

Ah, this place is
dumbsville, man.

Let's cut out!

Southeast, April.

Roger dodger!

He must've stopped
the technodrome

under the global
trade center.

APRIL: That's one way
to get a parking space.

Wooh-hoo!
Hyah-haa!

Go, man! Go!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Ohh! We was
just startin'

to have fun.

Shut up!

You are krang's
stone warriors, are you not?

Yeah. So?

There is something
I must show you.

We've got to catch
those kids.

The technodrome must be
right under that tower.

That subway's
the only way down.

Let's do it!

Am I seeing things,
or did we just get buzzed

by a couple of
rocket-powered lowriders?

You aren't
seeing things.

What strange plan

is the shredder hatching
this time?

I don't know,
but we'd better find out.

g*n it, April!

Those kids must be
around here somewhere.

Traag!

They couldn't have
just vanished.

Oh, sorry, lord.

Huh? Lord krang!

Don't look at me!

My lord,

what has happened
to your body?

It's a long story.

I lost it
when they banished me

to this miserable
mud ball.

Those 3 youths just
blasted their way

right out
of my technodrome.

The neutrinos
have eluded us.

Neutrinos?

Running loose here
on earth?

Saki, you imbecile!
Why, I ought to...

What did I do?
Who are these neutrinos?

A g*ng of
juvenile delinquents

from dimension x.

They're a threat
to everything we stand for.

They hate w*r.

They refuse
to join any armies.

And what's worse,

they encourage people
to have fun.

Uh, they're--
they're heading South.

No, no. North!

Uh, they're heading
South and north!

Wah-ha-ha-ha!
Daddy-o!

This is one unhip
primitive society!

Yeah, I bet they don't
have gyroburgers!

And they probably never even
heard of asteroid fizzle.

Our only chance
is to get ahead of them

by analyzing the pattern
of where they've been.

You can make a pattern
out of all of that?

We can cut 'em off
right there.

Take the technorover.

It's the most heavily
armed vehicle we have.

All right.
Let's get those kids.

Here they come.

Activate
turtle-launcher!

Cowabunga!

Ok, buddies.
Pull over.

Book 'em, dono.

Uhh! I'm trying.
I'm trying.

Split, squares!

[BOING]

Scratch one turtle.

Hey, watch it.

You're ruining
my finish.

Uhh! Ok, sister,
move to the rear.

Let me go,
you cube.

We must capture
the pilot

and force him
to land.

Yeah. With what?

With my elbow pad.

Hey! I can't see!

We're crashing!

Pull the stick up,
Michelangelo.

Aww, look what they did
to my shell.

Aw, keep cool.

A little wax,
and it'll shine like new.

Shredder must
really be desperate

if he's throwing
geeks like you at us.

The who?

Don't tell us you never
heard of the shredder.

Dig, cats--

one minute we're having
a blast in dimension x,

then suddenly we're in
a room with some weirdo

in a metal mask.

Hold the phone.

I think we're all
on the same side.

[TIRES SCREECH]

You got 'em!

Who are they?

Let's
interrogate them.

Relax, April.
They're cool.

Cool? Daddy-o,
we are frozen.

Why is it I never understand
what's going on?

[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, we sure are getting

some weird characters
in here, Louie.

Yeah, what do you expect
in this crazy town?

Man, oh, man!
This is the swingingest!

Ha ha ha!
We didn't think

you cats knew
how to have fun.

Yeah, we thought
this was

the planet of
the squares, man.

Will somebody fill me in
on what's going on?

What is this dimension x?

It's grimsville.

All the grownups
ever do is fight.

Us neutrinos are the only
ones who like having fun,

and most of the time,
the grownups won't let us.

They say it gets in the way
of their stupid w*r!

That's how
we would up here.

Some soldiers were
after us

just 'cause
we were drivin'

through their dumb
old b*ttlefield.

You don't know
what it's like,

living in a place

where everybody
wants to do you in

just for the crime
of being young.

Aw, don't cry,
calla.

Hey, we won't let anyone
hurt you here.

APRIL: I'm worried.

About what,
April?

I'm worried about what
else might have come

to our world
from dimension--

all right,
you neutrinos,

come out fighting.

Who are they?

Stone warriors
from dimension x!

They're bad.

Yeah,
I guessed that.

You got any weapons
on those hot rods?

Of course. They're
required by law!

We said we wouldn't
let anyone hurt you,

and we mean it.
Come on.

g*n it, April!

Ah, look
at them run.

Activate confirmed
k*ll Cannon.

Ready, aim...

Eat hot lead,
turkeys!

Slick driving, April.

Now take us alongside it.

Rip it up,
Leonardo.

We'll take them
on foot.

Fancy sh**ting,
hepcats.

Let's go back
and eradicate them.

Uh-oh, cats and kittens,
you dig what I dig?

Find all those creatures
and take them down.

Ah, some dirty rat
must've squealed

to the coppers
about us. Ah.

Don't those squares
you're on their side?

Nah, humans
don't know nothin'

when it comes
to turtles.

APRIL: Ahem!

Uh, present
company excepted.

Has anyone stopped
to think

why the shredder
has a pipeline

to an entirely
different dimension?

Those stone warriors

could just be
the beginning.

We must consult with
master splinter

before taking
further action.

Neutrinos, follow us.

Sewers,
here we come.

We must fight our way
through them

and find the neutrinos.

This weather satellite

will take care of them
and the neutrinos.

But we don't need
to know

what the weather is.

This doesn't report
weather, you idiot.

It makes weather!

It's krang's old design.

[READING]

Aha...

Within 2 hours,
the weather it creates

will stamp
this city flat.

To the technodrome!

[SIREN BLARING]

We must get back
to the technodrome.

Those neutrinos could
attack lord krang

at any moment!

Yes, and the weathermaker

will soon
tear this place apart.

Let us commandeer
that ground vehicle.

How do you engage
the hyperdrive on this thing?

COP ON LOUDSPEAKER:
Ok, you. Out of the truck!

[g*ns c*ck]

COP: Fire!

[b*ll*ts RICOCHET]

The b*ll*ts
aren't stopping them!

We must get to krang
before those brats do.

SPLINTER: So, tell us more

about these stone warriors.

They obey their leader--
a guy named krang.

Who is this krang?

The supreme warlord
of dimension x, man.

Only he got exiled
to another universe.

And his body
got split, man.

And now he's
just this way-out brain.

You said you saw
some kind of brain

when we were fighting

the mousers yesterday,
Michelangelo.

Oh, you bet your
sweet shell I did.

So that is where
the shredder

has been getting
his advanced technology

to build a means back
to his home dimension.

Uh, how many of
those stone warriors

does krang have
in dimension x?

Like, zillions, man.

[GASPS] Then he's
going bring them here

and conquer
our universe.

Neutrinos, we have
got to stop krang.

Turtles, we've gotta
help them do it.

Great. But how?

We find this freak
and push him

through the portal
back to dimension x.

Don't worry, calla.

We won't let anything
happen to you.

All right!

Snow!

Yeah, but in the middle
of June?

Uh, we certainly are
having a lot of weather.

It's gotta be a stone warrior
weathermaker. Look!

Let's haul tail over
to the technodrome

before the monsoon
season starts.

We'll never get
the van up there.

April, stay here.

Oh, again?!

Dig, cats,
the dimensional portal.

Donatello,
try to figure out

how to work
this thing.

I'll cover you.

Just what we needed--
company.

Just what
you're gonna get-

[SNORTS]
A pounding.

I'm getting some way-out
life readings ahead.

There he is!

He's the brains
of this operation!

[LAUGHING]

Can you
hold them off?

There's only 8 of them.

[GRUNTING]

Got you, shell-brain.

Uhh!

Now let's see
what this does.

You little creep!

Cowabunga!

It's no good!
We'll never get krang

past that force field.

We better scram.

Excellent work,
traag.

I'm going to pin
a medal on you

as soon as I get
a pair of hands.

Let's take them,
Leonardo.

The dimensional portal
is open.

Great! Now to get those
rockheads in there.

Huh. Uhh!

Michelangelo,
there's a barrel

of silicone lubricant
over there.

Use it to give them
the slip.

Cowabunga!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Ok, neutrinos,
it's your turn.

B-but we want
to stay with you

and have fun!

I can't hold this thing
open forever.

And it's your
only ticket home.

He's right.
We can't stay here.

And we've got to
carry on the fight

against krang
in dimension x.

Good-bye,
you crazy turtles.

We'll miss you.

We'll miss you, too.

Ok, shredder.

This is it!

Uh, on second
thought...

The weathermaker.

We must head up
and stop it.

After we stop
the shredder.

That crummy coward.
He split.

Worry about it later.
We gotta save the city.

That thing'll blow
this whole city

clear to oz
unless we stop it.

There it is.

I can't get
a clear shot.

I'll handle it.

Leonardo!

Nab him!

Way to go,
Leonardo.

Yeah.

Everybody complains
about the weather,

but you actually did
something about it.

All right, krang.

The turtles
must be stopped,

whatever it takes,

so I shall complete
your new body.

You must destroy them
for me!

I'm glad to see

you've finally
come to your senses.

[LAUGHING]

"And, as he crossed
the finish line,

"the tortoise realized

"that slow and steady
does win the race.

For he had beaten the hare."

Mmm. I love
that story.

Oh, read it
again, April.

But I've read it


Oh, just once more.

[SNORING]

[LAUGHS] Just a bunch
of sleepyheads.

They'll need
their rest

because tomorrow

we're going to find
the shredder

and finish him.