02x04 - The Mean Machines

[bunniefuu]

♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell,
turtle power ♪

♪ they're the world's
most fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ and they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪

♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads,
donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

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ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell,
turtle power ♪




hah! Ah! Hyah!

Watch this.

Whoa! Uhh!

Smooth, Michelangelo.

As a ninja, you make
a great break dancer.

I would advise
more practice.

Yeah! And less pizza!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Your turn, Raphael.

Ok, sensei.

But I gotta warn you...

I got the reflexes of a--

aaah!

Of a banana slug?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I've got it!

[BEEPING]

No. I've got it!

Whatever it is.

It's a tracking device.
I put it together

out of circuits I got
from the alien ship.

It should help us locate the second
fragment of the eye of zarnov.

Oh, radical, dude!

Let's boogie!

Slow down,
Michelangelo.

We'll need disguises.

No problemo, man.

I'll handle it.

RAPHAEL: This is your idea
of a disguise?

MICHELANGELO: I think
it's kinda "cash."

[BEEPING]
What does it say?

Can't you hear?
It says, "beep, beep, beep."

It says
we're getting close.

[LONG BEEP]

We got something!

The fragment
is very close!

[ALARM RINGING]

Cowabunga!
A bank robbery

that's what they think!

The turtles! Can they have
traced the whereabouts

of the second fragment
as well?

Impossible, master. Only
someone of my genius--

I--I mean, your genius-- could've
calculated its trajectory

from the alien ship.

You had better be right.

What are they?

Some kind of
green monsters!

Is that an insult?

The fragment had better
be there, Baxter,

for your sake.

Now retrieve it!

[GULP]
Me? Why me?

Because swine like you
understand garbage.

Now do as I say!

Yes, master.

Whoa-oh-oh!

Uhh!

Hurry, you fool,
before the turtles return!

I've got it!
The second fragment!

Give it to me.

Great, master.
I'll come with you!

All right,
but stay downwind.

Let 'em have it!

[GRUNTING]

Uhh!
Ohh!

Well, thanks a lot, guys.

You didn't leave anything
for me to do.

Oh, you can clean up the mess.
How's that? Ha ha!

[BEEPING]

Hey! The fragment
is moving.

Then we'd
better move, too.

Yeah, let's get
our shells in gear!

The police can take it
from here.

Taxi!

Goin' to
a costume party, Mac?

Ha ha ha!

Hey!

Hey! Hey, you!

Come back here!

Oh, it's too late!
It's out of range.

What nerve!

Some creep
with a metal face

stole my hack!

[GASPS]

Shredder!
Come on.

We've got to
find him!

What is happening
to this city?

It used to be such
a refined center o' culture.

My plan is as ingenious
as it is simple, krang.

Baxter says that the fragment,
when hooked up to a computer,

will give us
unlimited power.

What kind of power,
shredder?

We're not quite sure yet,

but I assure you
it will be great enough

to destroy the turtles.

I'll believe it
when I see it.

Krang out.

Ah! I'll show
that blob of brains!

Come. We must find a
computer of incredible power

to hook
that fragment up to.

Yes, master.
Coming, master!

Good idea, master.

You must find
the second fragment.

It could cause great harm
in shredder's hands.

Maybe if donatello's
tracer had more power,

it could pick up
the signal again.

Exactly.
I could hook it up

to the scanner
in the turtle van.

[BEEPING]

Great,
I'm getting something!

Whoa!

Yours truly
will handle this.

Looks like
the alien circuitry

doesn't mesh too well
with our stuff.

It's really
comforting

knowing that you've
figured that out.

SHREDDER: Are you sure
this will work?

BAXTER:
Trust me, master.

Hook it up, quickly!

Greetings.

Who--

or what--are you?

I am o.M.N.S.S.--

omnipotent multiprocessing
nexus sub-universal sentience.

A thinking machine?

Artificial
intelligence?

Hmph! I prefer
the real thing.

A disbeliever, eh?

[ELECTRICITY SURGING]

Parlor tricks!

Those are of
no use to me.

This is nothing compared to
what I am capable of doing!

With a stronger
power source,

I could control
every machine in this city.

Then you shall have it,
my friend.

You shall have it!

RAPHAEL: I don't get it. Why
are we asking April for help?

Because April has all
kinds of news contacts

in the city.

That's right. If anything truly
weird has happened lately,

she'll know about it.

Oh, like the turtle van
turning on us

isn't weird enough.

There. I've given
that...Creation

the power
you requested.

But I still say
it won't work.

Silence, you feeble mortal!

I detect
something interesting.

Mutant life form readings.

It must be the turtles!

O.M.N.S.S.,
destroy them!

April,
we need you!

Meeting
in broad daylight?

It must be something
really big!

No, duh.

We've got
mondo problems.

It's shredder.
He's up to something,

but we're not sure what.

What's that?

[ELECTRICITY SURGES]

[ENGINE REVS]

The machines--
they've got us surrounded.

Oh! It's a dead end.

Did you have to use
the "d" word?

MICHELANGELO: Oh, I knew I
should've brought a hardhat.

There's no one
driving them!

Let's haul shell!

Whoa!

Uhh!

Ha! Nice try,
but no cigar.

Whoa-oh-oh!

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, the turtles
are finished

well?

Everything is proceeding
according to plan.

I have taken care
of the turtles,

and now I'm going
to take over the city!

You'll pardon me

if I don't start packing
immediately!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, swell.

[GRUNTS]

Whoa! What are you
doin', bud?

[GRUNTING]

We've got to turn them
against each other.

It's our only chance.

Uhh!

Ohh!

Leonardo, help!

[RATTLES]

So, you want to get down
and party, huh?

Primo notion!

We're gonna have
a blast!

Where's
Michelangelo?

Look!

Michelangelo,
run for it!

Take cover!

[ALL SHOUT]

I'll say one thing-- knowing
you fellas is never dull.

Oh, no! My mobile unit
is ruined!

How am I gonna explain
this to my boss?

We'll deal
with that later.

Right now, we have to scope
out that second fragment.

Yeah. Somehow,
shredder's using it

to control machines.

So, like, what do
we do about it?

We'll think of something.

For now,
let's get out of here.

They got away!

The turtles
must be destroyed

before I can implement
my plan of conquest!

I will need more power
to do so.

"More power,
more power."

Do not bother.

I'll gather it myself.

[MACHINE WHIRS]

[ELECTRICITY SURGING]

Now....

Witness the power
of o.M.N.S.S.!

The situation
seems very bad.

If shredder has found a
way to control machinery,

he could soon turn the
entire city against us.

If we don't
find him soon,

we're cooked turtles
on the half shell.

We interrupt this program

for a channel 6
special bulletin.

Reports from
all over the city indicate

that machines
are suddenly coming to life.

Everything
from kitchen appliances

to huge industrial machinery
is going berserk.

There are riots
in the streets.

I suspect that this
is more of shredder's doing.

Well,
whoever's behind it,

I should be out there
covering the story.

I'm a news reporter!

Donatello,

that fragment must be putting
out enough power now

to get a reading on it.

Negative.

Now there's too much
power being broadcast.

I can't get a fix
on the source.

Then we'll just have
to hope we get lucky.

Let's go, guys.

Wait for me!

I'm not missing this
story for anything!

SHREDDER: Oh, excellent.
Excellent!

Sooner or later,
the turtles will come.

We must protect
this building, o.M.N.S.S.

Easily done.

[WHIRRING]

Where is April O'Neill?!
Look at this.

Machines are going wild
all over the city,

and my star reporter
is nowhere to be found!

April? Heh.

She's never around when you
need her, Mr. Thompson.

Maybe you should give
the story to--

heh heh heh--
someone more capable?

Well...That's not
a bad idea.

Why don't you
take it?

You won't be sorry.

But you might.

It's a really
dangerous assignment.

Maybe you ought to check
out a bulletproof vest.

Uh...Heh.

Maybe we should let
April have it after all.

Equal opportunity,
and all that.

I think I hear
my phone ringing. Ciao.

Uhh. "Ciao."

I've seen things
with more backbone

paddling around
a tide pool.

DONATELLO:
The tracker's not working.

What are we gonna do?

Simple. We'll just ask
a toaster for directions.

I've got
a better idea.

That thing will know.

APRIL:
A robot meter maid?

Ok, lady. Tell us
where shredder is.

[ELECTRONIC VOICE] Go swallow
a diode, amphibian breath.

Look, chips-for-brains,
we don't want to get rough.

But if you don't
spill your circuits...

Water and electricity
don't mix. Get it?

Oh, all right.

I will interface.

I have linked with nearly all
of the city's power plants now.

Ha ha. Phase one
of my plan

is almost complete.

As soon as o.M.N.S.S.
Has absorbed enough power,

it can open a portal
to dimension x

and my army of
foot soldiers

without the help
of krang!

O.M.N.S.S.: Tracking mutant
life form readings again.

They're approaching
this building!

Destroy them!

[BEEPING]

Wait, you're going
the wrong way!

I'm not!
The turtle van is.

Shredder's
got control of it.

Bail out!

No can do, bud.

The doors
just locked.

ALL: Whoa-oh-oh!

Do something!

I made plans
for the weekend.

The tracker.
It might work.

RAPHAEL:
Shrewd move, donatello.

If we ignore the problem,
it might go away by itself.

There's a chance that
the tracker might short out

whatever's controlling us.

[TIRES SCREECH]

Hey, why the panic?

We had a whole


The turtles have short-circuited
my control of their vehicle!

Never mind them.

Concentrate on
absorbing enough power

to open the portal
to dimension x!

M-m-master,

are you sure
that's wise?

Of course I'm sure!

The turtles will never
reach us in time,

not with every machine in
the city against them.

Do you have any idea

just how shredder's
causing this?

He's got to have some kind
of artificial intelligence

coordinating
all these machines.

Uhh! As I was saying,

he's probably got the fragment
hooked up to a computer.

That means all we have to do
is get to the computer

and take out the fragment.

Oh, that's all? Ha ha!
And for a minute there,

I thought this was
gonna be tough!

Ohh. In less than
half an hour,

the portal will be open!

Have you taken care
of the turtles?

I assure you
they are being dealt with.

O.M.N.S.S.:
Warning, warning! Danger!

Building security
has been breached.

I'll get back to you.

BAXTER: The turtles!

I don't know
how they got this far,

but they won't get
any farther!

Activate all internal
defense systems!

It says we're
getting close.

Eyes open,
turtles.

If I know shredder,

he's got a few more tricks
up his pointed sleeve.

MICHELANGELO: And, like, here
come a bunch of 'em now!

Sorry!
No turtle waxing today.

All right!
We really wiped the floor

with those
floor-wipers, huh?

Oh, you fools.

It won't be that easy!

[COUGHS]

Tubuloso curl!

Cowabunga!

[ALL COUGHING]

Shredder on p.A.: You'll never
reach me in time, turtles.

In 10 minutes, o.M.N.S.S. Will
open a portal to dimension x

and then, it's all over.

Michelangelo,
cool that guy out, will ya?

Mucho gusto,
o fearless leader.

Uhh!

Got to get past
that fire hose.

Donatello,
distract it.

Oh, that's easy.
Watch this.

♪Nyah nyah-nyah
nyah nyah ♪

Hey, Leonardo!

Uhh!

Just remember who stuck
his neck out for you.

Time for a little
turtle traction.

You're kidding!

It's 70 stories
straight down!

We're not
going down.

We're going up.

And sooner than
we thought.

[WHIRRING]

I knew I was gonna regret
coming with you guys.

One minute
to dimensional opening.

The turtles!

Warning! Warning!

[VOICE LOWERING] Insufficient
power to complete mission.

Ohh! You haven't won yet,
turtles!

Boy! If it isn't
one thing,

it's a whole lot
of things.

That's it, April.
You'd better take cover.

Yeah, this could
get messy.

[SURGING]

SHREDDER: What?! Oh-oh-oh!

All right, chump.
It's payback time.

Turtles fight
with honor!

Yeah, let's rock,
dudes!

Master,
do something!

This will hold them.

[ALL COUGHING]

Perhaps another time,
turtles.

Oh, what a bummer.
He got away.

I wonder what made the
computer go dead like that.

Yeah, and I wonder
where April is.

Is it safe to come out?

April! Do you know what
happened to the computer?

Of course I do.
I just unplugged it.

I like it.

Simple,
but effective.

Blast those turtles!

One of these days,
Baxter...

[BEEP]

It's been
several hours,

and no word,
shredder.

Care to explain why?

Sorry. Must be
something wrong

with the transdimensional
linkup.

I'll explain it
to you later.

Master, I could've
fixed it.

Baxter, shut up.

SPLINTER:
We must be more alert.

Shredder almost won
that time.

This is going to make
quite a news story.

Yeah. And best of all,
you're alive to tell it.

I'm just glad all the
machines are back to normal.

Things were getting pretty hairy
there for a while, and I ju--

aaah!

Oh, another robot!

Get ready.

MICHELANGELO:
Hey, dudes.

Scope out this neato
toy robot I found.

Isn't it a blast?

Hey, what's with you guys?

Lighten up, will ya?

Guys?