02x11 - Teenagers from Dimension X

[bunniefuu]

♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪

♪ they're the world's
most fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ and they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪

♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads,
donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪

Give me a break.

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪




[SCREAMING]

Rrr!

Rrr! Rrr!

All right!

Way to go!

Ooh. The space turtle
that ate Tokyo.

Now, that's
my kind of flick.

Yeah. Ohh,
they sure don't make

love stories
the way they used to.

Hey, speaking of love
stories, Michelangelo,

tells us all about
the romance you had

with that neutrino chick, kala.

Who, us? Oh, we were
just good friends.

Sure you were.
Like Romeo and Juliet.

No, honest, dudes. I never
even think of her at all.

Well, hardly ever.

So, like,
what's the plan, man?

Let's keep on cruising
and grooving, kala.

Hey, dig that scene.

The technodrome.

All reet!
Let's buzz them.

Let's not and say we did.
That place is bad news.

Aw, Zack, don't be chicken.
It'll be a blast.

Hey, there's an open
cargo bay up ahead.

Solid, Zack.
Let's check it out.

I don't know about this.

Remember what happened
to us last time?

Sure, it sent us
to earth.

And I met
Michelangelo.

I still don't think
this is such a cool idea.

Let's see what's up.

Calling shredder.
Krang calling shredder.

What's happening?

Looks like we tapped into the
interdimensional transmission.

I am here, krang.

The mento-neutralizer
is ready.

I will open the portal
in 60 seconds.

You're certain
this will work?

KRANG: Trust me.
Now remember,

the device will only operate
on a precise frequency

of 10 trillion megahertz.

Oh, wow! That's
the same frequency

that transdimensional hypersignal
in our car works on.

Jeepers creepers! What
a weird coincidence.

SHREDDER: Well?

I'm opening
the portal.

Aah!
Aah!

Excellent! Once inside
the mento-neutralizer,

those turtles will
become mindless zombies.

Nothing personal.

Uh-oh! Sounds like
trouble in turtletown.

Once we bring them back
through the portal,

we'll put them
on exhibit here

like the mutant freaks
they are. Ha ha ha!

This is seriously uncool!

We must warn
our friends--the turtles!

Hey, dig this!

If our hypersignal works
on the same frequency,

we can use it to cancel out
that gizmo's waves.

All reet!
Let's beat feet!

Something tells me
we've worn out our welcome.

Intruders
in the technodrome?

It's those accursed
neutrinos!

Let's blow this place
and head for earth.

Activate
the hypersignal.

Shredder, the neutrinos
have just opened

their own portal
to earth.

Stop them before
they join the turtles.

Will do.

So, those teenagers are able
to open portals, are they?

That could prove
most useful to me.

It's no use, guys! Looking
for the turtles in this city

is like trying to find a
quark in an asteroid field.

Zack's right.

Maybe we can make
the turtles find us.

How do we do that?

That's how! If we can
get on the news,

the turtles are sure
to see us.

Solid! Let's do it!

[YELLING]

Don't just stand there,

somebody get a videocam
on that thing.

You, too, Vernon!

We need all the coverage
we can get!

April, where do you
think you're going?

This is the story
of the year.

Don't you think
you should be covering it?

As soon as I powder
my nose, bern.

I must look good for
my public, you know.

Oh!

[BEEP]

What is it, April?

The neutrinos! They're
buzzing the building.

The neutrinos are back?

I thought we'd seen the last
of those crazy mixed-up kids.

I guess kala just
couldn't stay away.

Let's go. We'll take
the turtle blimp.

What you doing, boss?

Checking for
news reports, fool.

If the media has gotten
wind of those neutrinos...

We interrupt this program
for a special bulletin.

A strange craft has been
sighted over the city.

They're at the channel 6 building.
Come on!

Look! There's
the starmobile.

How do I look?

The same as always.

Oh, I was afraid of that.

Hi, guys!
What's cooking?

Your goose! If shredder
gets his claws on you.

Shredder?
What's he up to now?

The cat's got a brand-new weapon.
It's called a--

whoa!

Shredder's got
the neutrinos!

What's going on, donatello?
We're losing them!

Too many thermal updrafts.
I can't control the glider.

Well, this is another fine
mess you've gotten us into.

But on the bright side...

Mmm! It wouldn't make
a bad pizza sauce.

What do we do now?

Shredder's got
the neutrinos.

And mostly,
they got kala!

We'll find them,
Michelangelo.

Somehow, some way,
we'll find them.

Hey, loosen up, man.

You're wearing
a hole in the floor.

Raphael is right,
Michelangelo.

One must be like the willow
that bends with the storm.

Oh, yeah, I could dig
where you're coming from.

You got to be zen.

Ommmm...

Yeow!

Well, so much for
relaxing with zen.

Hey!
Take a look at this!

It'll let us
zip through the sewers.

And it cost practically
nothing to build.

That's why I called it
"the cheapskate."

And this gadget will
let us track the neutrinos

by their
extradimensional auras.

Whoa! Like, what are
we waiting for?

Let's haul shell!

Good luck,
turtles.

[GRUNTING]

Huh!

Huh! Look who's
awake!

Hey, what's
happening, cats?

Heh heh. You'll find out
when shredder gets here.

SHREDDER: I am here,
you cretin!

I want the device
you used to open

the portal
to dimension x,

and I want it now!

Tough tamales, can head.
We don't have it.

Do not play games
with me, brat!

It's true, daddy-o!

The transdimensional
hypersignal

is built into
our starmobile.

Did you hear that? I command
you to find that car!

Right, boss.
Right, boss.

It's so hard to find
decent help nowadays.

Cowabunga!

Any sign of them,
donatello?

I'm picking up
a strong signal dead ahead.

All right! Man, this
cheapskate is totally awesome!

Yuck! Next time,
you bring up the rear.

Well, where is that car?

Too late, boss.

The city had it
towed away.

Towed away?
What else can go wrong?

♪ Ta-da ♪

It's the turtles!

This guy's sharp as a
bowling ball, isn't he?

Surrender, shredder,

or face the consequences
of your actions.

Don't you just love it
when he talks like that?

Fools! In a matter of moments,

you will be mindless sl*ves.
Take them!

Uh-oh, bad scene!

We've gotta do something
to help those amphibs.

I got just the thing.

What?

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Hey, dask, that's
some great gadget.

Yeah! I picked it up at
a venusian garage sale.

Hop aboard, kala.

I mean, dudes.

Solid notion.

Hang on.

Cowabunga!

[YELLING]

Oh, gee, that sure was fun.

Can we go again, boss?

Oh!

So, like, how are we gonna
scope out their wheels?

Simple. I'll readjust
the tracking module

to pick up the
starmobile's emissions.

Ok, the coast is clear.

There it is.

Do you think you morons
can get it now?

No! It can't be!
Stop them!

Boy, I hope
we got enough fuel.

No problem. We filled up
just outside Andromeda.

They got away, boss.

Oh, it's not fair!

It's just not fair!

KALA: Isn't it a blast?

Our hypersignal can zap out
krang's mento-neutralizer.

How does this hypersignal
of yours work?

Nothing to it.

You just flip this
chrome-plated switch and...

That's weird.
Nothing happened.

Serves you right
for buying

these cheap
outerdimensional imports.

No wonder it won't work.

The crylithium crystal
power source is broken.

It must've happened
during the crash.

We can't open
the portal without it!

And the crystals only
exist in dimension x!

No problemo, dudes!
We'll build one.

Yeah, yeah, sure.
All we need

is a neighborhood particle
accelerator to crack the crystals.

Hey, I only
think of the ideas.

It's your job
to carry them out.

Hold on! I know where there's
a particle accelerator.

Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's get cracking!

Man, even
the SWAT team's afraid

to visit
this part of town.

Trust me.
Come on.

Whoa! Awesome!

Man, what
a far out place!

You were right, guys!
Dig that crazy cyclotron!

KALA: How groovy
that you knew about

this sewer line,
Michelangelo .

Oh, for sure.
Groovy like a movie.

Are you sure this
is going to work?

Positive.
All we have to do

is bombard the crystal
with betron rays

and it'll be good as new.

Of course,
if anything goes wrong,

we'll all be radiated
to a crisp.

Oh, swell. I've wanted
work on my tan.

[BEEPING]

Keep your fingers crossed.

Uh-oh. It's heating up
too rapidly.

I--I can't control it!

It's going to blow!

It's about to explode!

Oh, brother!
This is worse

than being grounded
for an entire light year!

Any ideas?

Yeah. I say
we blow this joint

before this joint
blows us!

Krang!
What do you want?

To help you find the
turtles and the neutrinos

since you seem incapable
of doing so yourself.

You know where
they are?

My instruments have just
registered a huge power surge

so strong that it penetrated
the dimensional barrier.

Tell me!
Where is it?

Beneath
a street-covered area

in the northeast sector
of the city.

Come with me.

I think I'm getting
it under control.

All reet!

Donatello, you sure have a
flair for the dramatic.

Hey, look! The gizmo's
charged up again.

Now all we have to do is get
it back to the starmobile.

I'd follow you
anywhere.

We found them!

It's the neutrinos'
starmobile!

Why would anybody build
a fancy cyclo-whatever--

in a dump like this?

Because
if it ever blows up,

no one would care what
happens to the neighborhood.

Now come along!

Halt!
Identify yourself.

Certainly.

Identify us, bebop.

Ok, got it!

Then, let's
get out of here!

Hey, boss, how come you know
so much about this place?

I bet you
krang told him.

Quiet, mutant!
Open that door now!

Man!
What was that?

I don't know, but that's
one crazy doorbell.

Aah!
Aah!

[BEEPING]

The turtles!
They're in trouble!

At last!

Now I can open a portal
to dimension x on my own.

With the turtles
as my captives,

I'll show
that bag of brains!

What do you want us to do
with these clowns, boss?

Leave them.

The vermin that live here
will finish them off.

Ooh ooh! Can't you slow
down a little, boss?

I can't stand
a backseat driver!

Whoa! I feel like we were run
over by a star destroyer!

The turtles!
They're gone!

Split city!

Shredder
must've got them.

Man, what a drag!

Climb in, neutrinos. This is
not a friendly neighborhood.

Now she tells us!

KALA: Who are you?

APRIL: A friend of the turtles.
Where are they?

Tin skin's got them.

Shredder?
I might have known.

How'd you find us anyway?

Simple. I followed
the turtlecom signal.

We've got to find
the turtles

before that creep uses
his mento-neutralizer on them.

[CRASH] Jeepers, what was that?

This whole area's run by a
g*ng called the cyber-punks,

and they don't take
kindly to strangers.

Hang on! We'll try
to outrun them.

W-where are we?

Close to the end of your
miserable mutant existence!

Would you like to see what
I have in store for you?

Rock-steady, bebop, now!

What's that thing?

I'm hoping it's
a piece of modern art,

but somehow I doubt it.

Put them in
the mento-neutralizer.

Pimento naturalizer?

Whoa! Sounds like something
you put on a pizza.

Oh, we should
only be so lucky.

While your brains
are being drained,

I will activate the portal.

Aah!
Oh!

Huh? Did he say
brain drain?

Oh, bummer.

Don't sweat it,
Michelangelo.

You don't have
that much to lose.

I think
we're losing them.

[GASPS]

An overturned
earth vehicle!

This is cyber-punk turf,
and you're on it!

Well, we just came
for a few pictures.

Watch the birdie.

[YELLING]

Quick! Run for it!

Why are you
doing that?

Hey, it worked
for the turtles.

Hey! Where'd they go?

What in blazes?

What's wrong, boss?

I...I can't move.

Now's our chance
to escape.

Yeah.
Let's hop to it.

Hey. They're
getting away.

Grr! Not for long.

This'll be like sh**ting
turtles in a barrel.

Ha! You didn't
take into account

our prodigious
ninja dexterity.

Yeah, like,
what he said.

Heh heh. Big deal.
We still got these.

But not for long.

Hey!

You were saying?

Huh?

Never mind me, you fools.
Capture those turtles.

APRIL: I don't think
you'll have time, shredder.

Look who's coming.

Cyber-punks!
Uh-oh.

They fight dirtier
than we do.

[YELLING]

April!
What are you doing here?

No time
to explain now.

As the neutrinos
would say--

let's hit
the road, Jack!

[YELLING]

So what was that force field

that stopped shredder
from opening the portal?

It was our car alarm.
We set it to stop anybody

who might try to use
the hypersignal.

Now, remember,
you cats fall by

if you're ever
in our dimension.

I can see us now--

the first turtles to
break the sound barrier.

I'm gonna miss
you guys.

Especially you,
Michelangelo.

Yeah. Likewise.

That's why I brought you
a little going-away present.

Oh, wow!
An earth pizza!

That's really cool.

Did you say cool?
Ow! Whoo! Hot!

Oh! Ooh!
Ow!

I'll probably never
get to see kala again.

Look on
the bright side, pal.

You haven't lost
a girlfriend,

you've gained an extra
portion of pizza.

Whoa, you know something,
you're right!

[LAUGHING]