03x01 - Beneath These Streets

[bunniefuu]

♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪

♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ and they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪

♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪

Gimme a break!

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

Party!

♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪




hey, dudes.

Anyone for a slice of
granola and licorice pizza?

No, thanks, Michelangelo.
We're still stuffed

from the peanut butter and
pickle pizza you made for lunch.

Hmm.

Is something wrong,
master splinter?

Indeed there is, Leonardo.

Why are the four of you

not doing
your daily katas?

We thought we'd take
time off, and--oh!

What Donatello is
trying to say, sensei,

is that we thought
we deserved a little vacation.

Ha-eee!

Saka-ju-wee-ah!

Whoa!

Master!

You are losing your
fighting edge, my turtles.

Were it shredder
who attacked you,

he would not be
so lenient.

Aw, come on,
master splinter,

we already sent
chrome-dome and krang

to the earth's core.

Yeah, right. Those dudes
are totally dusted.

Without positive proof,

it would be unwise
to assume

that shredder and krang
have been vanquished.

Beyond that,
may I remind you

that you are still
crime fighters,

and that the streets
of this city

are still filled with crime.

I suggest doing
each ninja exercise twice.

You obviously
need the practice.

Well, you heard
master splinter.

Let's do it!

SHREDDER:
Blast it, krang!

When will we be able
to return to the surface?

We are very low
on power,

and we need to replace

a number of vital
electronic components.

Also, the protein
silicon brain

of the main computer
has an owee

thanks to your bumbling
incompetence.

The problem is, how are we
going to fix it?

I know of something
that might help,

but it's on the
surface of the earth.

You'll have to
go get it.

I've modified
the antimatter cannons

to bore holes
to the surface.

These pneumatic modules
will carry you there.

It won't be a pleasant
journey, but...

Nothing could be
more unpleasant

than being stuck here
with you.

Rock steady! Bebop!

Uh, what's up, boss?

We're going back
to the surface.

And if we're very
lucky,

we might get to dispose
of the turtles

while we're there.

Oh!

A pleasure trip!

Oh, man. I am
one tired turtle.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Splinter's really
working us to the Max.

Ohh! Six hours
of exercises a day!

And now we're out
patrolling the streets.

The city seems pretty
quiet tonight.

RAPHAEL:
It's a good thing.

Right now I couldn't
fight a parking ticket.

Hey, dudes, scope out
the all-night theater.

DONATELLO: All right!
A kung fu movie marathon!

Let's go check it out.

Master splinter might
not like that idea.

Aw, come on, Leonardo,
we deserve a night off.

Well...

Ok.



Did you say 4?

Yeah, that's right,
lady--4, like this.

And I thought what we had
on the screen was weird.

Hey, guys, let's turn
off our turtlecoms.

Hey, wait a minute, Donatello.
What if--

come on, bud,

the world can live
without us for one night.

We deserve a break.

[COUGHING]

Oh, I hated ridin'
in that thing!

Ah-choo!

Plays heck
with my sinuses.

Oh, stop complaining,
you cretins,

or I'll send you back down the
shaft without the module!

The turtles are late

in returning
from their patrol.

No response.

I hope nothing
has happened to them.

[BEEP BEEP BEEP]

And where do you think
you're going?

The press conference
is about to start.

Right, Vernon. I, uh...

I just have
to powder my nose.

Yes, splinter?
What is it?

April, have you seen
the turtles tonight?

No, I haven't.
Are they all right?

That is what I'm trying
to determine.

Let me know
if I can be of help.

I've got to
sign off now.

I'm covering a story
at Metro hospital.

I don't care how
shiny your nose is.

They're about
to start without us.

Whatever
you say, Vernon.

Women reporters! Ugh!

Ladies and gentlemen
of the press,

this is a prototype
of the new medi-laser g*n.

It's the most advanced instrument
known to man for healing.

And it's just what we need

to heal the protein
silicon computer.

Take it!

I'll take that.

And you
can take this.

April to turtles!

Come in, turtles!

Yeah!

Go get him!

Ow! Yeah!

They've stolen the
medi-laser prototype!

It's the only one
in the world!

Oh! I can't
reach the turtles.

Splinter, come in.

What is it, April?

Something terrible
has happened.

MICHELANGELO:
Man!

That was one
fabuloso flick.

Yeah! You know, somebody ought
to make a movie about us.

Teenage mutant
ninja turtles.

It's got a nice
ring to it.

We better check in
with master splinter.

Hey, like,
what's the rush?

Let's scarf
some pizza first, huh?

What do you think
might have happened

to the turtles,
splinter?

Either their communicators
are broken

or they've turned them off.

POLICE DISPATCHER:
Attention, all units.

Strange mutants reported
in the downtown area--

a rhino and a warthog.
Investigate immediately.

That can only be bebop
and rock steady.

Just as I feared-- shredder
is alive and back on earth.

We must find him
and stop him!

[SNIFF SNIFF]

Someone
in that building

has just come
from a hospital.

How can you tell?

My keen sense of smell detects
the odor of disinfectant.

Also, that ambulance is
double-parked in front of it.

It's got
to be shredder!

Come on!

April, wait.
It will be dangerous.

Stay here.

Oh, do we have to ride
in this thing, boss?

I'd use this medi-laser
on your brain

if it weren't
such a small target!

I suggest you return that instrument
to its proper owners, shredder!

Get him!

Arrgh!

Ow!

Ooh!
Ugh!

You are quick, old one,

but a laser blast
is even quicker.

Aah!

Reversing the polarity
of the medi-laser

makes it as deadly
as it can be healing.

Rock steady!
Bebop!

Come on, you
incompetent buffoons!

We could've beat him,
but he fights fair.

Splinter!

April.

Thank goodness
you're here.

What's wrong
with master splinter?

Shredder
did this.

Shredder? Shredder? Shredder?

With a new
medi-laser weapon.

He's in a coma.

It looks like
the medi-laser

short-circuited
his brain functions.

If that's the case,

maybe another blast at reverse
frequency will save him.

Oh, if only
we'd obeyed him

instead
of goofing off!

Yeah, we never should've
gone to that movie.

Or stopped for a pizza.

Even though
it was delicious.

There'll be plenty of time
to blame ourselves later.

Right now, we've got to
save splinter.

For that, we'll need
the medi-laser.

Shredder's got it.

Then
we'll find him--

if we have to look under
every rock in the city!

[COUGHING]

So, finally you're here?

And you've brought
the medi-laser.

This will heal
the protein silicon brain

of the central computer
in no time!

You're welcome.

Aah! Whoa! Aah!

Blast!

Was that
really necessary?

The directional control
module is missing.

I can't aim the
medi-laser without it.

Oh, great!

It must have
broken off

during my battle
with splinter.

We're returning
to the surface.

Aw, gee, boss,
we're tired.

Yeah! How come we got
to go with you again?

Because
I love your company

and because we might run
into the turtles this time!

LEONARDO: Well,
so far, no good.

Not a sign of shredder
or his mutants anywhere.

Hey, don't look now,
compadres,

but I think we've hit
El jackpot-o Grande.

DONATELLO:
It's shredder!

RAPHAEL: Let's do it!

[STAMMERING]

[ENGLISH ACCENT] I say, what in
blazes do you think you're doing?

Oh, sorry, sir.

We thought you were
someone else.

Uh, yeah. I guess it's that
funny cape you're wearing.

What now,
fearless leader?

I don't know, Raphael.

I guess we head back
to the sewers

and think of
a new strategy.

Any luck, guys?

Zip.
Zero.

Nada.

If only we had
some kind of clue

or something to use
as bait for shredder.

Hey, will this help?

I found it on the basement
floor where splinter was.

Will it ever! It's a
directional control module.

The medi-laser
is useless without it.

That means shredder's got
to come back for it.

Exact-a-mundo!
And when he does,

we'll be on him like
cheese on a pizza.

[COUGHING]

How come we always got
to travel tourist?

Oh, will you shut up
and find the component!

Right, boss.

Ow!
Ow!

Watch it, dipstick!

You watch it,
lame-o!

Why can't I find
competent help?

It ain't here,
boss.

Hmm. Splinter's body
is also missing,

which means the turtles probably
found both him and the module.

It'll take forever

to search the sewers
for them,

but perhaps
there's an easier way.

Uh, what way's
that, boss?

It involves you two doing
what you do best--

mindless violence
and destruction.

Ooh, I like
the sound of that.

Yeah.
Me, too.

Will you fellas
calm down?

Shredder's bound to show
up sooner or later.

Yeah, but when?

It's been hours.

Splinter
might get worse.

He might even...[GULP]

[BEEP BEEP]

I read you, Raphael.
What's up?

I am,
about 500 feet up,

and I'm looking at trouble
right here in river city.

Rock steady and bebop are
on a rampage in the park.

We're on our way.

Hey, Michelangelo,

how come you're not
shouting "cowabunga"?

Well, to be honest, I'm getting
kind of bored with it.

Hey, how about this?

Yabba dabba--

nah. It's
just not you.

This is the part of our
job I really love.

Yeah.

Now to break up
that little party.

Turtle power!

Well, well.

Look what crawled out
from under a rock!

Whoa!

Hey!

[MUMBLING]

Heads up, guys.

This sneezing powder
ought to blow them away.

Ah-choo!
Ah-choo!

Let's make mincemeat
out of these mutants!

Come on. Let's--

ah-ah-ah-ah...

Ah-choo!

Get out of here!

They dove into the bay.
After them!

Dive into that yuck? Forget it.

Donatello's right.

We won't be able
to tell them

from the rest
of the garbage.

I'm afraid you're right.

We better go back
to the lair.

Oh h* h*! My plan is
working perfectly.

We'll follow them
back to their hideout

and get
the missing module.

Ah-ah-ah...

Ah-ah-ah--

choo!

And once I have it,

this gas grenade
will dispose of them

once and for all!

RAPHAEL:
We're almost home.

Hey! Maybe splinter will
be feeling better, huh?

I doubt it,
Michelangelo.

Only the medi-laser
can help him recover.

Hold everything!

Shredder and his
g*ons are behind us.

[CHUCKLING] Oh, boy,

just when you thought it was safe
to go back in the sewers, huh?

They must be
after this.

Come out and
face us, shredder,

man against turtle!

The module!

This should
do the trick.

A gas
grenade!

All right!

Home run,
my man.

Get them, you fools!

I must have
that module.

One module
coming up.

Boy, you guys
could use a bath.

Hey!

[COUGHING]

Whoa!
Whoa!

Yo, shredder.

Try one of these sais
on for size.

What?

[COUGHING]

I'll take that...

And this, too!

Not so fast,
metal-mouth!

Whoa!

I believe
you wanted this.

Great. Now we've
got the medi-laser,

but shredder's
got the module.

Boy, oh, boy. Some days,
it just doesn't pay

to come out
of your shell.

Donatello, can you rig up
some sort of substitute

for the module?

I suppose I could try.

Well, let's hurry.

Master splinter
is running out of time!

Krang, I'll need
reinforcements.

Send me a dozen of
my foot soldiers.

A dozen to handle
four adolescent amphibians?

Do you want the
medi-laser, or don't you?

Oh, very well, but
two foot soldiers

are all I can spare.
Krang out.

What do we have to use
those robots for?

Yeah.

Brr! They're
so ugly.

Wait. What's this?

They've built
a new medi-laser

to replace the one I stole.

Perfect. I'll steal
the new medi-laser.

That way, I won't have to deal
with those blasted turtles.

Reporter, on TV: ...While the cost
of living index has increased 3.2%.

Oh, it's no use.

I can't get it to work.

And in local news,

Metro hospital has just
completed a second medi-laser

to replace
the stolen prototype.

Whoa! You hear that,
bros?

Maybe we could use
that one instead.

And I'm betting that
shredder's got the same idea.

Come on!

We'd better get to the
hospital before he does!

The medi-laser is ours!

Now let's get it
back to krang

before something else
goes wrong.

BEBOP: Don't
look now, boss,

but I think
something just did.

Blast! Back to the sewers,
quickly!

What are they, nuts?

Hiding from us
in the sewers

is like trying
to hide a pizza

under Michelangelo's nose.

LEONARDO:
They must have

some kind of getaway
craft down there.

Let's move!

No place left to run,
shredder. You're trapped.

Ha ha ha.

On the contrary, my
aggressive amphibians.

You're the ones
who are trapped.

Attack!

TURTLES: Let's kick
some shell!

Hey!

Uhh!

Whoa!

Oh, no, not again!

Say bye-bye,
shell-back.

Huh?

Hey!

No fair!

Give us the medi-laser,
shredder.

An excellent suggestion.

Back at you,
shredder.

Aah!

Aah!
Aah!

The medi-laser!
Grab it!

No problem-o.

No!

I'll be back!

Nice save,
Michelangelo.

Hey, let's get back
to master splinter

on the double.

Ok, I've set it
on healing frequency.

Here goes.

Turtles.

April.

What has happened?

We'll tell you
later.

Welcome back,
sensei.

I'll return this
to the hospital

on my way back
to file the story.

Meanwhile, I hope you
learned a lesson from this.

We did, April.
One can never relax

in the battle
against evil.

Yeah. Also,
one can't eat 12 pizzas

without regretting it
the next day.

Ohh...

Shredder,
you bungling idiot!

I should have known better
than to listen to you.

And another thing--

wait.

What are you doing?

Stop!

Sometimes I don't know
who I detest more--

the turtles or you!

Ohh.

Argh.