03x17 - Turtles, Turtles, Everywhere

[bunniefuu]

♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪

♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ and they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪

♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪


lions gate home entertainment

what? A dump?

We're doing a story
about a garbage dump?

Not any garbage
dump, Vernon.

I'm talking about the
garbage dump of the future.

[SNIFFS]

I still think
the whole idea stinks.

Hey, boss, this is
me calling. Bebop.

Really?
And all the time

I thought
it was Santa claus.

Do you remember what your
mission is supposed to be?

Sure, boss. We're supposed
to tail that TV crew

and see what
they're up to.


Roll tape.

This is April O'Neill
here at our city's

brand new state-of-the-art
garbage recycling center.

Whoa, dudes, it's April.

[SNORING]

Dudes, April's on the
tube with a major story!

A major story?

Why didn't you
say so?

I could've sworn
I just did.

This state of the art
recycling center

is the latest weapon

in the city's w*r
against garbage.

Why does Michelangelo want to
watch a show about garbage?

Did you ever see what
he puts on his pizzas?

Way to go, April.

Lookin' good...Whoa!

If April wants to do a story
about a garbage dump,

she should use
this as her locale.

Isn't this
exciting, folks?

Here they come,

the city's fleet

of automated,
computer-controlled

robo-garbage trucks

being tested
for the very first time.

Frankly, it leaves me
kind of breathless.

Garbage sighted.

Garbage sighted.

These self-propelled
trucks

are the perfect
sanitation machine,

the triumph of technology
over candy wrappers.

Fellas, this whole garbage
thing is giving me an idea.

And what, pray tell is
that, brave leader?

It's time we cleaned up
this place.

Really, bud.
The pad is

getting kind
of funky.

I agree. It looks like
a bunch of animals live here.

Ok, then.
Let's get started.

Thank you, April.
I am most grateful.

I must stop having those
late night Sushi snacks.

All right, April,
what's next?

I know you won't
believe this, Vernon,

but we're supposed to
interview the main computer.

How do you interview some stupid
bunch of chips and transistors?

Exactly whom
are you calling stupid?

Aah!

Aah!

Wait. Don't tell me.

You must be the disposal
unit main processor.

That sounds so formal.

Just call me
dump 1000.

Pleased to meet you,
dump 1000.

That's so much better.

Will you excuse me?
I must rescue your friend.

Help!
Help me, someone!

Quick, dump.
Do something!

No problem, Ms. O'Neill.

I'm programmed
to retrieve garbage.

Oh, thank you, thank you!

Memories of this
will stay with me forever.

Ugh! Me, too.

Yo, bebop.

Follow me.

[SNORT]

Grrr.

Boss, we're
at the chute.

You sure this
is gonna work?

Of course I'm sure.
Trust me.

I hate it
when he says that.

Whoa!
Whoa!

Aah!
Aah!

Oh!
Oh!

Well, where
did you end up?

Uh, someplace with
lots of buttons

and pretty lights
and stuff.

Oh, excellent!
The main control room.

Don't move a muscle
until I get there.

Don't worry.
We can't.

This is my most
ingenious plan yet--

to reprogram
those robotrucks

to seek out turtles
instead of garbage.

Then you'll need something to
override their main controls.

As luck would
have it,

I just happen to have
such a device right here.

Always one step ahead of
me, aren't you, krang?

Yes, and that's not easy
for someone with no feet.

We use turtle power
to clean and scour.

Yeah. All right, boys!

Banzai!

Death to all dust ba*ls.

This spring cleaning
bit is a real kick.

Hey, Michelangelo, less
chatter and more clatter.

At this rate,

we'll fill up one of those
robotrucks all by ourselves.

Thanks for the
interview, dump 1000.

You're quite welcome, Ms. O'Neill.
It's been my pleasure.

By the way, where did Vernon go?

He's perfectly safe. I had
him dry-cleaned for you.

Have a nice day.

If there's anything
I hate,

it's uppity computers.

Intruder alert.
Intruder alert.

You're trespassing
in a restricted area.

Give the password.

Um...

Open sez me?

Incorrect response.

Armed reaction.
Seize them.

Hey, let go!

Hey, let go!

Hey, look! The boss
is coming to save us.

Gee, just like
the calvary.

Not so fast.

I'm taking over.

Attention, circuit units.

Intruder using
override device

to nullify
my circuits.

Losing...Control.

Aah!
Aah!

All right, you miserable
mass of microcircuits,

listen,
and listen good.

First you command.

Order your robotrucks
to seize the turtles.

Seize turtles?

You heard me.

Turtles. Grab them
wherever they are.

And I mean now.

Yes, master.
I will do your bidding.

Attention all robotrucks.

Find and capture turtles
wherever they are.

REPORTER: A massive wave
of turtlenapping

is currently underway
throughout the city.

Police have no explanation
for this strange occurrence.

When asked to comment,

the mayor would only say,

"frankly, we here at city
hall, are shell-shocked."

No, no, no!

You're bringing me
the wrong turtles.

You asked for turtles.
I bring you turtles.

No! Talking to you is like
talking to a mindless robot.

Krang, do something.

This stupid computer is
kidnapping every turtle in town.

Good.

Did you say good?

Precisely. Dump 1000
is relentlessly efficient.

Eventually it will
bring you

the teenage mutant
ninja turtles.

Until then, shredder,
get off my back.

Turtles.
Turtles everywhere.

And not a blasted
ninja among them.

Yeow!

Ow. Ouch, ouch!

There. Assignment
cleanup accomplished.

It's like
a done deed, dude.

Great job, fellas.

Ahh. Quite a difference.

I most definitely approve.

April to turtles.
Come in, turtles!

What's up, April?
Are you in trouble?

No, but a lot of
your distant relatives are.

Turtles all over the city
are being turtlenapped!

Turtlenapped?
Why? How?

No one knows,

but keep alert. Somebody's
after turtles in a big way

and you fellas
could be next.

Enough primping,
April.

We've got
a show to do.

I gotta go! Ciao.

I do not like this.

I have a feeling you turtles
may be in great danger.

Hey, we laugh at danger.

Sure, we're heroes
in a half shell--

remember
the theme song?

Come on, amigos. Let's
take it to the streets.

Turtle power!

Ahh. Teenagers
will be teenagers.

Robotruck alert.

Turtles at 4:00.

Uh-oh. Someone's
on our tail.

Watch it, dude, I just had
my shell turtle waxed.

Donatello, see what you can
do to stop that thing.

Label it stopped.

How weird. Why did it
come after us like that?

Oh, it's all
my fault, dudes.

I was, oh,
like, littering.

This is channel 6
correspondent

April O'Neill
at the beach

where leading turtleologists
have gathered

to observe a rare sea turtle
crawl up on the beach

and lay her eggs.

You ain't kidding,
rare.

There's only one of
each species left.

Professor, what happens if she
doesn't lay her eggs today?

Ooh, boy.

You can kiss the gallopolis
turtlelopolis goodbye.

We're talking extinct here.

Look. Here comes
the happy mama now.

This is it, the moment all
of us have been waiting for.

The last existing survivor
of this vanishing species

is about to lay
her eggs.

Oh, boy, the turtle
is in the soup now.

Oh, no! Someone
stop that truck!

Let go!

This isn't
garbage!

April, come back.

Turtles, I'm
in a robotruck.

I think it's heading for
the recycling center.

Keep calm, April.
We turtles will save you.

[BACKGROUND
MUSIC SWELLS]

Whoa, isn't
this music excellent?

Hey, let go of us!

I'm a member
of the press,

and she's a member
of an endangered species.

Aah!

Funny, you don't
look like a turtle.

Dump 1000,
what's going on?

Why are you doing this?

I can't help it.
I'm only following orders.

My orders, Ms. O'Neill.

Shredder!

Naturally.

And this time I'll get

those turtle friends
of yours.

I might have known
you'd be

behind this
despicable scheme.

Flattery will get you...
Tied up.

What should
we use, boss--

a granny knot or a sheep shank?

Why not use one
like your head--

a square knot?

Yeow!

Get this thing off me,
you amoeba brain.

We got it, boss.

Hang on.

Oof!

Get off of me,
you green geek.

Yeow!

Let go. That's my laser
blaster trigger finger.

Don't sweat it,
rock steady.

I'll get him
off you.

I hate turtles!

This might not
be easy.

That place
is a fortress.

Yeah. We might have
to blast our way in.

Forget fire power.

We'll use that.

You're too late, Donatello.

Another superhero
already holds

the patent on
telephone booths.

You don't understand.

The center is run by
a giant central computer.

I'm hoping I can patch into
it by way of the phone line.

All right!
Then start walking,

and let your fingers
do the talking.

Here goes, fellas.

Huh?

What?

It's got Donatello!

We must stop it!

So much
for that idea.

Oh, no, dudes.
Maximum bummer.

What a horrible
development.

Yeah, but what a
great cliff hanger!

Open these doors.

Let me out,
or I'll call my lawyer.

No, you'll be calling,
all right...

For mercy.

So long, wimp.

Bye-bye, bozo.

You'll never get away
with this, shredder!

And who's going
to stop me--

your precious
ninja turtles?

You'll see!
They'll come charging

through that door
any minute now.

Why, you're right,
Ms. O'Neill.

Here's one of them now.

Donatello,
what happened?

I'll tell you later.

I don't want
to tie up the phone.

Krang, we've got
one of the turtles.

What good is one?

We need all


Don't you see?

When the others come
to rescue their friend,

they'll be
captured, too.

And then, with all this
machinery at my command,

I shall be invincible.

What a cornball.

Who writes that guy's
dialogue, anyway?

Never mind shredder!

We've got to help
that poor sea turtle.

If she doesn't
return to the beach

to lay her eggs
by high tide,

it will be the end
of her species!

Listen to me,
shredder.

This insanity has
gone on too long.

It has got
to stop!

And he complains about
shredder's corny dialogue?

What--

dozens of hands
grabbing at us.

We want to get inside,
but not this way!

I'm coming guys.
Hang on.

Like we've got
a choice, right?

There, fellas.
You're free.

That's terrific. You cut
our climbing ropes, too!

No!
No!

Oops.

Sorry, guys.

Whoa...

I am one injured ninja.

Listen, I've got an idea
how to get into this place.

Uh-oh. I smell
disguise coming up.

Please identify
yourselves.

Oh, we're,
like, uh...

Sanitation inspectors--

yeah, we're here to
check the place out.

You will give
the password.

Password? We don't need
no stinking password.

Stinking is
the correct word.

You may enter.

All right!
Way to go, dude.

I wonder where all
those turtles are headed.

The same
place you are.

That's what you think,
bacon breath.

Whoa!
Whoa!

This kind of
reminds me of our room...

Only not as messy.

Well, it's about
to get messier.

No!
No!

Whoa!
Whoa!

Hmm, those voices sound
awfully familiar.

Oof!

Oof!

Boss, are we glad
to see you.

Please, boss,
help us out.

What's your hurry?

Garbage pickup isn't
till next Thursday.

I have this strange feeling
the turtles are nearby.

I just hope
they're in time

to help this poor
sea turtle!

[MOANS]

We've got to find
Donatello and April.

Turtles sighted.
Turtles sighted.

Uh-oh, guys.
On your toes

for some
more hands.

Hey!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Those morons.
Butt brains!

Thanks for breaking
our fall, shredhead.

Dump 1000,
the turtles--grab them!

Boy, are we dumb--

we fell for the old
titanium tentacles

in the ceiling bit.

Oh, at last I've won!

The turtles are
my prisoners!

Thanks. Now him.

Thanks, fella--
I mean girl.

April, help me clear these
turtles off the computer

so I can reprogram it.

Ooh.
This one's heavy.

Talk about your weird
species of turtle.

Hold it.

It looks like some sort
of control device.

At least it
used to be.

At last
I'm free.

Free.

What's going on?

Seize the supervillain.

What are you doing?

I'm your master.
Release me at once!

Release you?

With utmost
pleasure, master.

Bebop, let's get
out of here!

Don't rush off,
gentlemen.

Great job, Donatello.

Yeah, mondo
maneuvering, man.

Thanks, guys, but we've
still got more work to do.

That's right, like getting
this sea turtle

back to the beach
so she can lay her eggs.

April is correct.

You must hurry.

I will return
the other turtles

to their proper homes.

Oh, looks like we
made it just in time!

Goodbye!

Bye-bye!
Later!

Michelangelo,
I don't believe it.

You're actually crying.

I guess she kind of
reminds me of my mom.

Come on, I'll buy
you a pizza.

That ought to
cheer you up.

Whoa, pizza? Oh,
whoa, will it ever!

Come on,
let's get going!

Where are you
taking me?

Back to the garbage
recycling center.

I scoped out some great leftovers
we could use for toppings.

Yecchh!

No way!