03x40 - The g*ng's All Here

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♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪

♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ and they're green ♪

Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪

♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪

♪ Michelangelo is a
party dude ♪ party!

♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪

♪ heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ turtle power ♪




MICHELANGELO: I am
seriously starved, dudes.

There's only one cure for
these mondo munchies.

No time for pizza, guys.

We have to check out
April's tip

about shredder being seen
in the vicinity.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Hey, guys, look!

Some goon is mugging
that old lady.

Give me that handbag,
uh...Lady.

Never, you evil man.

Come on, dudes.
Let's bleep that creep.

Ooh--I said,
give me that thing.

Never, never, never!

Didn't anyone
ever tell you

it's not nice to mug
sweet old ladies?

Says who?

You big brute!

[SNORTS] You should be ashamed.

I'll take care
of you, lady,

after I splatter these green
freaks all over the wall.

Hey, put me down!

Catch, Raphael.

Yii!

Whoa! Hot potato!

Catch, Michelangelo.

Oh, like, take a hike,
lumpy lips.

Oof!

Ooh, I'm gettin'
out of here.

Whoa, what a wimp!

That was a piece of cake.

He won't bother
you again, ma'am.

Well, uh,
thank you so much.

Oh, no thanks needed,
elderly dudette.

Let me give you
a little reward--

fresh-baked
chocolate chip cookies.

Mmm!

Why,
thank you, ma'am.

I gotta hobble along now.

Bye!

That's a sweet
little old lady.

Hmm. I wonder.

Well, they're
not pizza,

but at least
they're round.

Wait, Michelangelo!
We can't eat cookies

if we want to stay
in fighting trim.

Besides, I'd like to run
some tests on these cookies.

There was something
funny about that old lady.

They bought it,
boss.

Amazing!

You oafs actually
managed to pull it off.

Those cookies
will spell the end

of the teenage mutant
ninja turtles.

This is totally
lameola, dude--

wasting perfectly good
chocolate chip cookies.

Ok, guys. Let's see
what happens

when I drop this cookie
in this beaker.

Ha! Just as I suspected.

They weren't made
with baking soda.

They're made with some
kind of anti-mutagen.

This must be
shredder's work.

One bite of these,

and we might have
all degenerated

into lower forms
of life.

You mean like slugs?

Or worms?

Or amoebas?

Worse. Human beings.

Human beings?

Well, that could be
totally tubular.

Surfing,
going to parties,

meeting chicks.

I always wondered
what it would be like

to ride in a Western rodeo.

So, what are we
waiting for, dudes?

Let's chow down.

No, no! You mustn't!

Donatello is right,
my students.

As humans, you would lose
your ninja skills and powers.

The city would be at the
mercy of shredder and krang.

That's why I'm tossing these
cookies in the garbage.

Oh, well, it was a sweet
dream while it lasted.

As soon as the turtles
become weak humans,

we will crush them
like bugs.

Ha ha--oh, boy!
I love to crush bugs.

Uh, what makes you
think the turtles

will eat
those cookies, boss?

What teenager can resist
chocolate chip cookies?

Why, shredder!
I didn't know baking

was one of your things.

A ninja warrior
is trained

in many skills, krang.
Ha ha ha!

I know a splendid
recipe for boiled brain.

Oh, a comedian.

Spare me!

It's time to execute
phase two of our plan.

This ship has a cargo of
electronic parts we need

to repair the technodrome,

and you two are
going to steal it.

All by ourselves?

No. We need people who
look like waterfront types,

not rhinos and wart hogs.

Find that g*ng you
once belonged to,

and use them
for the job.

Gee...Our
old g*ng...

I wonder if they'll
recognize us?

Move it...Now.

If we don't stop
this ratings slide soon,

we'll be
in the cellar.

And I don't have to
tell you people

what that means.

I've got a really
hot idea, boss.

How about a show on
matchbook collecting?

As a matter of fact, I
have-- [BUZZER SOUNDS]

Next.

What about an expose
on big city gangs?

Hmm. Maybe
you've got something.

Violence, crime,
brutality--

all the elements
of great family viewing.

Get on it, April.

Right away, chief.

Hmm...Not bad.

I think I can pass myself
off as a g*ng member.

Mean streets,
here I come.

I'll just leave a note,
so the guys won't worry.

It will be mondo tubuloso
to be human.

Donatello did say it
could be a major bummer.

I'll never know
if I don't try.

Nothing's happening.

That whole story
must be bogus.

Besides, these cookies
don't even taste good.

My hands!

My face!

My feet!

I'm changing,
but into what?

Aah!

Uh...

Whoa, what happened?

Human hands?

Bodacious!
Where's a mirror?

I got to check this out.

I'm human.

A human teenager.

A hunky one, at that.

What am I waiting for?

Bright lights,
big city,

here comes
Michael j. Angelo.

Radical wheels,
dude.

Think you can
shred the course?

Are you kidding, dude?

You are talking
to a ninja tur--

uh, skateboard wizard.

Ok, wiz. Let's see some
of those ninja moves.

Whoa! Hey!

I wasn't ready!

Aah!

Aah!

Whoa!

Ha ha--some wizard.

My grandmother has
better moves than that.

Whoa!

Unh!

Way to go, clumsy.
What a dweeb!

Man. Being human
isn't all that excellent.

Maybe I should have
listened to master splinter.

That does it!
I've had it!

I'm going back
to the lair.

Help!

Help!

Uh-oh, looks like that
dudette's in serious trouble.

Out of the way, twerp.

That tears it.

Now I'm truly steamed.

Aah!

Ok, babe,
suppose you tell us

why you were snoopin'
around our turf.

Uh, well, you see...

That is...

That girl's voice.

It sounds familiar.

Uh, let me at her,
lugnut.

I'll teach her
to spy on us.

MICHELANGELO:
It's April.

Wait a sec, guys.
You got it all wrong.

I wasn't spying,
I was, uh...Uh--

checking you out.

Heh heh heh!
You checking us out?

Yeah. I wanted to see
if you were tough enough

to have me as a member.

[LAUGHING]

So, you think you're
real tough, do you?

Well...Fairly tough.

Yeah? Well, we'll
just see about that.

If you can take on
Jersey red here

in a fight to the finish,

you're in the g*ng.

I'm gonna eat
youse alive!

We'll catch you
later, red,

after you wipe up the
place with this snoop.

Aah!

Ooh...Ooh...

I guess I showed her.

Uh-oh. Looks bad.

Jersey red is going to pound
April into pizza dough.

Bodacious! I'm changing
back into a turtle.

It must be the adrenaline
in my bloodstream.

You don't know
when to quit do ya?

Ha ha ha!

Guess I have
to teach ya.

April, duck!

Hyah!

Whoa!

Turtle power
does it again.

Hey, red, you done yet?

Whoa! What hit me?

I don't know how
you did it, babe,

but looks like
you're the winner.

Why, I am?

Then I'm in the g*ng?

Not so fast.

You gotta burglarize a pad
and bring us the loot.

You mean breaking
and entering?

Hey, what's
the matter? Chicken?

No way.

In fact, I know
just the person to rob.

Well, what are we
waiting for?

Let's go!

April's getting in
way over her head.

I'd better follow her.

Has anybody seen
Michelangelo?

I think he's still upset
about those cookies.

[expl*si*n]

What was that?

It came from the lab.

It's
the anti-mutagen.

It exploded.

It's unstable.

It's a good thing
none of us tried that stuff.

SPLINTER: But
I fear one of you has.

See this note
Michelangelo left?

"Dear dudes, if these
cookies aren't bogus,

"by the time you
scope this note,

I'll be human.
Cowabunga!"

Let's go find him.

Wait,
my impetuous disciples.

Finding him will not help

if you do not have an
antidote to the formula.

I'm working on it
right now.

Whew. This was
a whole lot easier

when I was a turtle.

What luck!

April's window's open.

I'll be back in a flash
with the stash.

Yo, dudette!

Whoa!

Hey, chill out!

I'm a friend.

Oh, yeah? Prove it.

I'm the dude who tossed
Jersey red in that dumpster.

So that's how I did that.

And you told me
to duck, too!

But anyway, what are you
doing in my apartment?

I came to warn you
that g*ng's mondo rude--

uh, really dangerous.

Thanks for the warning,

but I'm a reporter
on a hot story.

Sure hope this junk jewelry
of mine fools those g*ons.

What do ya think?

Uh-oh.

Uh--eh--gotta run.

What are you doing?

Michelangelo?

It's you!

I guess I better give
you the straight scoop.

Where do we start?

There are 12 million
people in this city.

Look! That's him.

You're right.
It's Michelangelo

as a human teenager.

Michelangelo!

Whoa!
Two-legged turtles.

You sure gave us
a scare.

I gave you
a scare.

Hey, hold still while I spray
you with this antidote.

[COUGHING] Hey, cool
it with that stuff!

Uh, Donatello,

how long is this formula
supposed to take?

It's instantaneous.

Uh, correct me
if I'm wrong,

but doesn't instantaneous
mean right away?

Oh, wow!
This is excellent.

My pimples
are history.

Hey, thanks, guys.

That wasn't
Michelangelo.

We're losing
valuable time.

The anti-mutagen
in Michelangelo's system

could already
be unstable.

Which means?

That Michelangelo is
a walking time b*mb.

But April, this is
too dangerous.

This mutagen
is so unstable,

I don't know when I'm gonna
lose my turtle powers.

That's ok,
Michelangelo,

I don't need
anyone's help.

Uh-oh, the g*ng's
all here.

I better stay
out of sight.

Ok. You got
the, uh, merchandise?

Right here.
It was a piece of cake.

Ahh...Nice loot.

All right, babe.
You're in the g*ng.

[RUMBLING]

What's that?
A runaway subway car?

Yo, lugnut!

High five!

Jersey red!

Uh-oh, it's rock steady
and bebop.

What do you
freaks want?

Don't you
recognize us?

Oh, we're your old buddies,
bebop and rock steady.

You can't fool us.

You guys are better
looking than they were.

Maybe this will
convince you.

Nice. I'm convinced.

Nobody else but bebop
and rock steady

would be so dumb.

So how come you got
turned into animals?

We'll tell you later.

Meanwhile, we got
a job for your g*ng.

This ray will
make any traces

of the anti-mutagen
glow green.

Maybe we can pick up
Michelangelo's trail.

I just hope we
find him soon.

Remember what that stuff
did to that garbage can.

Bingo!
I've located him.

His tracks lead
into the park.

Let's go, turtles.

All right. Wait here
till I check it out.

All clear.
Come on up.

Now what, bebop?

Now what, rock steady?

Now what...Oh.
I forgot.

The boss ain't here.

Maybe we get
the electronic stuff.

I've got to find a radio
to warn the authorities.

Ah! There's one.

Hello. Hello.
Is anyone out there?

Oh, boy, look at all these
levers and buttons and stuff.

I wonder how this works.

Keep it coming.

Steady, steady.

Hey, wait a minute.

Drop me.
Drop me!

No, don't drop me.
Don't drop me!

Whoa!

Come in,
anyone--

anyone but you,
that is.

Wait.
Don't I know you?

I don't think so.
Got to go.

It's that reporter
dame, April O'Neill.

Grab her!

Hang on, April.
Here I come.

You might be Tarzan,
but I'm not Jane.

Michelangelo,
you're a turtle again.

Let's hope it lasts
this time.

Upsy-Daisy,
hornhead.

Ugh!

Oh, mondo bummer.
I'm changing again.

I just wish my body
would make up its mind.

Hey! Look what we got--
a human turtle.

Looks like somebody's
been nibbling

mother shredder's
cookies.

Let me go, dude, and I
promise not to hurt you.

Big talk for a guy

that just lost
his turtle powers.

Haul him away, bebop.

You ex-turtles are
going to be extinct.

RAPHAEL: Bonzai!

Don't count on it,
Boulder-brain.

ALL: Turtles
fight with honor!

Way to go, turtles!

Put me down,
you muscle-bound mutant.

Oh, happy to oblige,

when we get
a little bit higher.

Hang on, April.
Here I come.

I don't know
where you came from,

but you're gonna wish
you never left.

I bet you say that
to all the turtles.

Don't you fellas know

I never work
without a net.

I think you'll agree
this is real slick.

Whoa!
Whoa!

Maybe a bath will help you
clean up your act.

Eh...You're going
to get it, turtle.

Uh-uh. You are.

Whoa!
Whoa!

This don't look good.

[SNORTS] I'm
getting out of here.

Give up, turtles, or I
drop your snoopy friend.

Don't listen to him, guys...

He's bluffing...

I hope.

I reckon I'll just
lasso me a little heifer.

Yeehoo!

I need some total
turtle power.

Oh, get real!

You're just
a puny human now.

Ugh!

So am I, but that
doesn't stop me.

Oof!

Yeow!

Well, what do you know.
A flying rhino.

One down,
one to go.

Whoa!

Oof!
Oof!

Aah!
Aah!

Can't those guys ever just
leave through the door?

Hold still while I spray
you with the antidote.

Fantabuloso!

I'm changing back!

DONATELLO: Only this
time, it's permanent.

All right!
I'm yours truly again.

Hey,
Michelangelo!

How you doin',
buddy?

Turtle or human, I still
think you're the greatest.

Careful, April.

You might turn him
human again.

No way, dude.
I'm packing shell.

Being human
is totally bogus.

Not a bad story,
April.

Not a bad story
at all...

This part about the g*ng
robbing a ship--

that's good-good-good
stuff...

Thanks, chief.

But who'd
believe this bunk

about teenage turtles

mopping up the deck
with human gangsters?

Next time, just
stick to the facts.

Right, chief.

I can hardly wait for this
tubular pizza, dudes.

I know you'll like it.

Right--we made it
in honor

of your return
to turtlehood...

And also a memento of your
adventures as a human.

A chocolate chip
pizza.

Blecchh!

Chocolate chip
pizza?

I think
it'll be a while

before Michelangelo gets back
his taste for those things.

Should we save him
a slice?

Nah!
Nah!

Another piece,
please.