06x13 - Snakes Alive!

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Ah! Anchovies
and bananas!

I can't wait
any longer!

I want
that pizza!

Hold it, Raphael.
We gotta wait
for Michelangelo.

Yeah. He should be back
from the pet shop
any minute.

Oh, sure, if they
haven't painted

a palm tree
on his shell

and sold him
to a tourist
from Toledo.

How long can it take
to pick out a goldfish

or-- or maybe
a little kitten?

Well, he's looking
for a pet that matches
his personality.

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Rawk! Rawk!

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Hoo! Hoo! Ahkk!

Looks like he found one.

Well, dudes, what
do you think of Clyde?

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Rawk! Rawk!

Well, he sure
knows how to make
an entrance.

Swell. Now let's
see him make an exit.

Hoo! Hoo! Ahh! Awk!

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Hoo! Hoo!
Wah! Wah! Wah!

Michelangelo,
tell us you didn't buy
this hairy horror.

Oh, no way, compadres.

I took him
on approval from
Ralph's Rent A Pet.

Well,
the votes are in.

We disapprove!
We disapprove!
We disapprove!

[continues chittering]

[splat]
Huhh!

What the--

Oh, I forgot
to tell you.

Clyde
hates anchovies.

That does it.

That chimp goes back
to the pet shop!

Raphael's right.
The lair's not
big enough

for us
and that monkey.

Come on,
Clyde, old bud.

Let's have a banana
and spilt.

[chittering]

[horn honks]

You wanted
to see me, Chief?

Right, April.
They're releasing
Mugsy McGuffin

from the State Prison
today.

The thief who stole
the famous Galuby Ruby?

That's the guy.
I want you

to get over there
and interview him.

Try to find out
where he hid it.

But if he wouldn't
tell the police,

what makes you think
he'll tell me?

Because you're a woman,

something he hasn't
seen in 15 years.

Hmm. A chance
to scoop April O'Neil
on her own story.

But would I sink
to a slimy trick
like that?

You bet I would.

State Prison,
here I come.

[motor starting]
Correction.

Here we come.

Today's the big day!

After 15 years
in the slammer,

the boss is finally
coming home.

Boy, has his mail
piled up.

Piled up! Awk! Piled up!

Will you shut up,
you birdbrain?

Shut up, birdbrain.


of your nagging!

If you didn't
belong to Mugsy,

I'd wring your neck!

Rawwwkk!

Ah...ah...

ah-choo!

Oh, no!

Mugsy's gonna
wring my neck!

Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wring your neck!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Wring your neck!

Aahh! [whistles]

You know, I feel
sorry for Michelangelo

having to return
that monkey.

Yeah? Well, I feel
sorrier for us

having to clean up
the mess it made.

April O'Neil here,

outside
the State Prison.

Hold it, guys.
It's April.

We're awaiting
the release

of the notorious
Mugsy McGuffin

after 15 long years.

[April]
And there's
Mugsy now.

Good luck,
Mugsy.

Keep your nose
clean.

Inquiring minds
want to know,
Mugsy.

Where did you hide
The Galuby Ruby?

Beat it, sister!

No interviews!

Mr. Mugsy,

how about
a big smile?

And definitely
no pictures!

Ooh!

Vernon!
It serves you right

for trying to steal
my story!

Oh, now, April,
let's talk it over.

Lunch is on me.

[chuckling]
Yeah. I can see that.

Goodness!
You certainly

made a mess
of this bird.

How did
this happen?

Uh, I spilled
some paint
on the stupid pest.

Stupid pest! Rawk!
Stupid pest!

No more questions!
Just clean him off!

Uh, y-- All right.
If you insist.

I'll be back
in a half an hour,

so make it snappy!

Sappy! Sappy!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Rawk!

Yeah, here we are,
fella.

All cleaned up.

Uh, sorry, man.

This dude just
isn't working out.

I'd like to have
my deposit back.

Uh, sorry.
No cash refunds.

But you can trade him
for another pet.

Well, yeah?
Like what kind of pet?

Well, um,
like this, uh,
rare, uh,

one-of-a-kind
parrot.

One-of-a-kind?

Hmm? Oh. I meant
two-of-a-kind.

Well, gee. He
is kinda cute.

And smart, too.

And smart, too! Rawk!

Whoa! All right!

You got yourself
a deal!

Come on,
little dude.

I got some friends
I want you to meet.

Okay. Did you
clean him up?

Here he is.

I even shined up
his beak.

Yeah, you shoulda
put a muzzle on him.

Hmm. Come to think of it,

I wonder if I gave him
the right one.

[door closes]
Huh. Oh, well.
What's the difference?

A parrot is a parrot.

It's the boss.
It's the boss!

I wonder
if he's changed any.

Welcome back, boss!

Ahem. On behalf--

Outta my way!

Nope. He hasn't
changed a bit.

Polly, baby,
come to papa!

Hey! It ain't here!

W-What ain't
here, boss?

The key, you nitwit!
The key to the vault

where I stashed
the Galuby Ruby!

I kept it
around his neck.

Rawk! Rawk!

Hey!

This ain't Polly!

Are you trying to pull
a fast one on me?

Where's my bird?

Uh, I'll get him back,
boss. I promise.

I took him
to be dry cleaned,

and he musta got switched
with this other bird.

I'm gonna have
you dry cleaned

if we don't find
that key!

Aaah...

Yo, compadres!
Check out our
new roommate!

A parrot?

Yeah. The perfect
house pet.

He's clean, obedient,
and he doesn't talk back.

Talk back!
Talk back! Rawk!
[whistles]

And I got the perfect
name for him: Ditto.

Ditto! Ditto!

See?
I think he likes it!

Well, I guess
a parrot can't do
too much damage.

Rawk!
[crunch]

Woowww!
[clattering]

Rawk! Rawk! Rawk!

Wait! Come back,
little Ditto!

Uh, uh, so I-- I--
I guess I mixed up
the two parrots.

It's easy to do.

Uh, they all look
alike, you know.

Uh, please
don't hurt me,
M-Mr. Mugsy.

Quit blubberin'
and tell me
who you sold it to!

I-- I-- I don't know
his name.

Uh, some
weird-looking fellow

with-- with a green face.

A green face, huh?

Well, it's gonna be
black and blue

when I
get through with him.

Come on, Boris.

We gotta find
that bird!

Raise your hands if you feel
this was a big mistake.

Big mistake!
Rawk!

Big mistake!
[whistles]

[car horn honks]

There it is--
the Bering Arms Hotel.

That's where
the Galuby Ruby
is stashed.

Wow, outstanding!

So, why don't we go in
and grab it, boss?

Because it's locked
inside a huge vault,

which I can't open
without that key.

Which is
around the neck

of that parrot
you let get away!

Better
clear out,
guys.

We're gonna blow up
this building today.

[gasp]
Did you hear that?

We've gotta find
that parrot, and fast.

If they tear down
this building,

the Galuby Ruby
is a goner!

[tires screeching]

Look, boss. It's the guy
who swiped your parrot.

How do you know?

Well, don't you
remember?

He said the guy
had a green face!

Okay, you
parrot poacher.

Hand over that bird.

Oh? What bird?

Don't play dumb with me,
you big goon.

Big goon, am I?

Uh, "Mean...Green...

[mispronouncing]
"Gian-- Gi--

Giant."

In the flesh,
wimpazoid.

Whoa...ohh!

Ohh!

Now it's your turn,
shorty.

Yeoww!

Whoa!

Oomp! Ooh.

Ahhhh!

[birds tweeting]

Hey, boss, I know

we're looking
for a parrot,

but would one
of these birdies do?

Grrrrr!

Remember, Michelangelo,

one more incident
like that,

and Ditto is
ancient history.

Right. We've got
better things to do

than keep on
fixing the place

after your pets
destroy it.

Chill, dudes. Ditto knows
the house rules.

Don't you,
little fella?
Little fella.
Little fella.

Rawk!

Whoa. What
do we have here?

What is it?

Major discovery!
Look!

It's some kind
of key.

Some kind of key.
Rawk!

I wonder
what it's for.

Hmm. That's a very
unusual shape.

You know, my guess is
it's quite rare.

Let me run it
through my key
analyzer spectroscope

and see
what comes up.

Oh, don't get
your feathers
in an uproar.

Donatello will
give it back.
Give it back.

[whistles]
Give it back.

That's what I've
always dreamed of--

to hear Michelangelo
in stereo.

April O'Neil here.

O'Neil, this is
Mugsy McGuffin.

Do you still want
that interview?
Do I?

Then get over
to my hideout,
pronto.

411 Front Street.

The third
abandoned warehouse
on the right.

I'm on my way!

I can't believe it!

I'm getting
the inside story

on the notorious
Mugsy McGuffin!

Going up?

No! Wait!

[ding ding ding]

[chuckles]
I really hate

pulling those nasty
tricks on April.

Not!

[ding]

Oh, that Vernon!

When I get
my hand on him...

All right, Raphael.
Your move.

Remember...
you asked for it.

Eeee...yee...
yahh!

Whoa!

Ow!

Okay. Had enough?

Hey, dudes,
anybody seen my
little birdie bud?

Not since he ate
my spare bandana.

And my arm bands.

Well, I hope he left
room for lunch.

I made him a snail
and earthworm pizza,

hold the birdseed.

Well, there goes
my appetite.

Rawk! Rawk!

Ditto, dude!

[burp] Rawk.

That blasted bird

ate all my stuff!

My joke books.

My Green
Avenger costume.

[gasp] Even
my autographed photo
of Shecky Schtick!

And worst of all,

he's got a big mouth!

Rawk!
Big mouth!
Big mouth!

Ha ha ha ha!
That's it.

I am gonna
baste that bird!

Cool off, Raphael.

Yeah. Besides,
Ditto's right.

You do have
a big mouth.

Take that back,
surfer breath!

Make me,
mondo mouth!

Hey, hold on, guys.

You're acting
like a couple
of teenagers.

Could it be because
we are teenagers?

Michelangelo,
you're just
gonna have to

take the parrot
back.

Hey, what's
going on, guys?

Ditto ate
one little foot locker,

and now he's gotta go
back to the pet shop.

Oh, come on, guys.

What are you getting
so upset about?

He's just
a cute little bird.

Cute little bird.
[whistles]

Cute little bird.

Uh, w--
uh, wait.

Whe-- W-Where
are you going?

Birdie, stay out
of my laboratory!

Oh, no! No!

Watch out
for my experiment!

[crash]

Uh, ow! Ooh!

Ow! Oh! Ow!

Ha ha ha!

Cute little bird.
Cute little bird.

Whee! Hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee!

Aah! Ohh! Uhh!
Oh! Quit it!

Man overboard!
Rawk!

Women and children
first. [whistles]

You know...
the guys are right.

That parrot
is a disaster area
with feathers!

Get him outta here!

[sniffles]

I'm afraid
we're outnumbered,
Ditto, dude.

Looks like it's back
to the pet shop for you.

Good-bye, cruel dudes!

[Ditto]
Cruel dudes!

Here we are--



Yoo-hoo!
Mr. Mugsy!

Say
"Cheese it, the cops."

Huh? Who are you?

I'm Vernon Fenwick,
Channel 6 News,

ace investigative
reporter.

Won't you tell
our viewing audience

where you hid
the Galuby Ruby?

An exclusive like that
would do wonders
for my career.

Here's what I think
of your career!

Ha ha ha!

That's a good one, boss.

Really.
That's not very nice.

It figures.

I'm not very nice.

Ha ha! That's
even better!
Ha ha!

Wait a minute!
Aren't you
the same jerk

who tried
to take my picture

when they sprung me
from the prison?

Oh, who, me?
Oh, uh, no.

That-- That-- Oh, that was
a Vernon Fenwick look-alike

who goes around
pretending that he's me.

In that case, I'm
gonna hurt you so bad

that he's sure
to quit doing it.

Boris, do
to this guy's body

what I just did
to his camera.

With the greatest
of pleasure, boss.

Oh! Oh, no!

Please. Please
don't hurt me.

Ohhh! Ohh!

[vehicle
approaching]

I'm warning you!

Lay one finger
on Vernon,

and the entire city
will be an eyewitness!

You heard the lady!
Drop him!

Uhh!

Ouch.

What was I thinkin'?

It must've
been the stress

over the loss
of my Polly.

Now, let's get down
to business, Mugsy.

What did you want
to swee me about?

My parrot.
He flew the coupe.

[sniffles]
I sure miss
that little guy.

Here, Vernon.
Keep sh**ting.

We're
on a live feed.

You see,

faithful little Polly's
waited all these years

for me to get out of stir,

and now he's gone
and disappeared.
[sniffles]

Oh, you poor
misunderstood person.

Please, everyone...
[sniffling]

keep an eye out
for my cute little Polly.

[loud blowing]

[weeping]
If anyone out there

should see Mugsy's bird,

contact me, April O'Neil,

at Channel 6 News.

[tearfully]
Here's what

the little dickens
looks like.

I don't believe it.
That's Ditto,

the same bird
Michelangelo
came back with.

Now, what would a crook
like Mugsy McGuffin
want with a parrot?

Maybe that parrot
carries something on it
that he wants.

You mean like fleas?

Uh...no.
Like a key

that might
unlock the mystery
of the Galuby Ruby.

Fellas, we gotta
stop Michelangelo

before he returns that bird!

Big trouble, fellas.

Mugsy McGuffin is after
Michelangelo's parrot.

That key
around its neck
must be conncted

with the Galuby Ruby
he stole.

I got a plan.
You guys

get to that pet shop
before Michelangelo
returns Ditto

while I keep working
on that key analyzer
spectrascope.

Right.
Come on, Raphael.

To the turtle van!

Well, Ditto, dude,

we're almost
at Ralph's Rent A Pet.

I sure don't want
to return you,

but I've got no choice.

No choice.
No choice.
Rawk.

[sniffling]
I'm gonna miss you
like crazy.

Like crazy.
[whistles]
Like crazy.

Please. I beg you.

Help me reunite
with my beloved Polly.

Mugsy McGuffin!
Rawk!

Mugsy McGuffin!
[whistles]

Once again, here's
a picture of him.

That's you!

Uh-huh.

You belong
to that bad dude?

Bad dude. Bad dude.

I hate to change
the subject,

but about
the Galuby ruby.

Galuby ruby.
[whistles]
Bering Arms Hotel.

Awk! Bering Arms Hotel.

Wait!

Come back, little Ditto!

Here it is--
Ralph's Rent A Pet.

I just hope
we're in time.

[entrance bell rings]
Oh, you fellas

aren't from the, uh,
Save The Turtles
group, are you?

No. We're looking
for a friend of ours

who's returning
a parrot.

Sorry. Haven't seen him.

Uh, thanks.
We'll keep looking.

[panting]

Bering Arms Hotel.
Bering Arms Hotel.

Rawk.
[whistles]

Galuby Ruby.
Galuby Ruby.

The little dude
wants me to follow him.

Chill out,
little dude!

I'll be right up!

[crash]
Rawk!

Okay. now,

what's all
the excitement about?

Galuby Ruby!
Galuby Ruby!

Galuby Ruby?
I have no idea

what you're squawking
about, dude.

What? Oh!

Ohhhhh!

[crash]

Rawk!

Help! [whistles] Help!

April, why are you
wasting your time

on some run-away pet
sob story?

Well, it's got great
human interest, Chief.

Ex-con sobs
for lost parrot.

Pictures at 11.

I definitely
agree with April.

Well, I don't.

Now, get over to the old
Bering Arms Hotel

and cover
the demolition!

Demolition?

They're blowing
the place up
at 4:00.

Explosions. Boom! Pow!

Now, that's what
the public wants to see.

I definitely agree
with you, chief.

Okay. The expl*sives
are all hooked up.

Then let's clear out.

They're set to go off
in exactly 15 minutes.

[tweet]

Everybody,
clear the area!
Now, move it!

Well, boy genius,
what's the scoop
on that key?

It opens the lock
of a very rare safe

located right here
in this city

at the Bering Arms
Hotel.

Well, that must be
where Mugsy McGuffin
hid the Galuby Ruby!

Mugsy McGuffin!
Rawk!

Galuby Ruby!
Rawk! [whistles]

It's Ditto! He's trying
to tell us something!

Ditto, where's
Michelangelo?

Michelangelo! Rawk!
Bering Arms Hotel!

He must be
in some kind
of trouble!

It looks like Ditto
wants us to follow him.

Didn't I see this once
in a Lassie episode?

Rawk! Rawk!

Rawk!

Gotcha now,
you little
stool pigeon.

Rawk! Rawk!

It's Mugsy McGuffin!

And he's got
Ditto!

Look, it's April!

All you expl*si*n fanatics,
set your VCRs!

In exactly five minutes,

the Bering Arms Hotel
will be blown sky-high!

Bering Arms Hotel...

That's where
Michelangelo is!

Step on it, Boris.

We gotta get to that safe
before it's blown up!

[tires squealing]

[tires squealing]

Okay, now,
hand over that key.

Aha! Got it!

Look! Mugsy's
got the key!

Forget the key,

we gotta rescue
Michelangelo

before this building
blows up!

Which, in true
cliffhanger fashion,

should happen
in exactly...

two minutes.

[Mugsy]
Hey, what are you doing?

Give that back,
you little featherbrain!

[gulps]

Oh, no.
You swallowed it!

Hurry, guys,
this way!

Hold it.

All the floors
have collapsed!

Where's Michelangelo?

Down here, dudes!

How do we
get him out?

The whole place
will go up in...



And there's
no way down!

Michelangelo,

try tossing
your grappling hook
up to us.

Okay, here goes!
[grunting]

Ugh! Ouch!

It's no use.

He can't reach us.

Rawk! Rawk!

Thanks, Ditto.

Come on, fellas,

this calls for
some Turtle Power!

Oh! Aw, thanks, compadres!

Don't thank us.

Thank Ditto.

Rawk! Rawk!
[whistles]
Rawk!

Yeah, can we skip
the thank-yous

and go straight
to the good-byes?

[Donatello]
That's right.
The expl*sives!

Oh, no!

[Boris]
Look, Boss, it's red snow!

You idiot!

That was
my Galuby Ruby!

Come along,
Mugsy.

We're gonna throw you
a welcome back party.

I'll bring
the confetti.

[sniffles]
A million dollars worth.

April O'Neil here
at the City Zoo Birdhouse,

where Ditto, the hero
of today's rescue

at the Bering Arms
Hotel expl*si*n,

has now
been relocated.

Cowabunga, dude!
Rawk!

Polly wanna pizza!

That's my Ditto!