07x03 - A Real Snow Job

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Hey, get a grip.

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SPLINTER:
Ah, the Austrian Alps,

their majestic beauty
reminds me of the mountains

in my native Japan.

You're right,
Splinter,

this scenery
is so totally cool,

it's hot.

[BEEPS]

This area certainly
is beautiful.

I'm glad April asked us
to join her at the ski resort.

Hey, dudes,

where is this
library book place anyway?

Not library book,
Lichtenbroich.

Well, if my calculations
are right,

and they
invariably are,

it's right over
the next mountain.

Then it is time for me to
take leave of you, my students.

Will you be
all right, sensei?

It's awfully cold
in these parts.

Do not worry,
Leonardo,

a secluded
mountain cave

will provide all I need
for my meditation.

Well, if you should
need us,

use your Turtlecom.

Be watchful,
my students.

These mountains
can be treacherous,

and much is hidden
beneath the beauty of the snow.

Huh,

I wonder
what made him say that.

Hey, you've been
in enough of these shows

to know that he always
talks like that.

IRMA:
Look out!

Irma, be careful.

Out of the way,

out of the way!

Oh!

Hi there.

It was good, ja?

It was great,

especially
the stopping part.

You're a wonderful
ski instructor, Rudy.

Thank you,
Fraulein O'Neil.

I'm heading back
to the chalet,

I wanna look at the videotape

I took of today's
Olympic training session.

Oh, one more run, April,

please?

Sorry, Irma,

if Mr. Thompson finds out
I'm having all this fun,

I'll be out of a job.

Anyway, the Turtle--

I mean, our friends,
should be here soon.

Well, we could go again,
my little Viennese pastry, ja?

You mean you expect me
to risk life and limb

zooming down
an ice-covered hill

on two little
pieces of wood?

[SIGHS]

I'd love to.

Oh, yuck.

That's strange.

It's the middle of winter.

I wonder why
the snow is melting.

KRANG:
So she thinks it's strange,
does she?

Well, Miss Busybody
reporter,

you're about to see
just how strange it really is.

[BEEPING]

Shredder,
are you there?

Come in, Shredder.

Yes, Krang, the Swiss Alps'
zoetropic link up is completed.

What about
the relay stations?

One more to go,

and the circuit
will be complete.

And then my plan
to melt the glaciers

from every Alpine mountaintop

and flood the villages
will all be complete.

[LAUGHING]

Oh, I'm so clever
I can hardly stand myself.

Good, the zoetropic waves

will soon be
at maximum strength.

[PULSING]

What in blazes?
BEBOP: Hi, boss.

[GRUNTING]

Krang, I didn't send
for these two dunderheads.

They have a little task
to carry out.

Taking care
of April O'Neil.

Besides, they were beginning
to get under my skin.

What skin?

[ALL LAUGHING]

I get it.

One of these days,
Shredder,

one of these days.

LEONARDO:
We better leave
the Turtle Van here

while we go into
Lichtenbroich.

Well, so, like,
how do we get there, dude?

It's a ski village, right?

So, we ski in.

I don't know if that's
such a good idea, Raphael.

Uh, that's right.

Uh, turtles are--
Are tropical animals.

Not to worry,

I've been watching
the Olympic tryouts on TV.

[SHOUTING]

Ah!

We've gotta
go after him.

Besides, it looks like
a totally tubulous-o experience.

[ALL SHOUTING]

Whoa, mondo moguls!

Whoa!

[TAKES DEEP BREATH]

See? There's nothing to this.

[ALL SHOUTING]

I guess we pretty much

put the "slow as a turtle"
myth to bed, huh?

APRIL:
Here in the beautiful
Alpine village of Lichtenbroich

Olympic teams
from all over the world

do their
winter training.

The surrounding mountains
provide--

Hm. If there's
something strange going on,

this videotape was shot
the day before yesterday.

And this one yesterday.

And this one today.

The glacier.

It's moving.

Operator, connect me
to the Swiss Weather Bureau.

And hurry.

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Huh?
[ENGINE POPS]

[GRUNTING]

KRANG:
Are you birdbrains having fun?

Oh, uh, hi, Krang.

Uh, we were just testing
the equipment.

Now, listen,

I want both April O'Neil
and her videotapes erased.

And I mean now.

Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.

BEBOP [WHISPERS]:
Shush, don't talk so loud.

KRANG:
How dare you shush me?

[RUMBLING]

Help, get us
out of here.

[BEEPS]

[ENGINES RUMBLING]

[BOTH SHOUTING]

Now, get moving.

We're moving, Krang,
we're moving.

APRIL:
"From our calculations here
at the National Science Lab,

"we find that the ozone layer
above the Alps

"is thinning rapidly.

We have no explanation
for this dangerous phenomenon."

I knew it.

April calling the Turtles,
come in, Turtles.

What's up?

There's a lot more going on
here than Olympic training.

I have information
that absolutely proves that--

Uh, room service.

Proves what?

April?

April?

We're taking you
for a little ride.

I'm not going anywhere.

You two,
get outta here.

April, who are you
talking to?

What's going on?

[BEEPS]

[GRUNTS]

Listen,
you mutant th*gs,

you can't just break into
my room like this.

We can't?

I didn't see no
"do not disturb" sign,

did you, Bebop?
Uh-uh.

But then again,
I can't read.

Listen to me,

Krang is trying
to destroy the ozone layer.

He's a madman.

He's real mad at you.

[QUIETLY]
I have to do something

to let the Turtles know
what's happened.

You got all the tapes, Bebop?

Yeah, I got 'em all.

Let's beat it.

[GRUNTS]

You just wait,

the Turtles won't
let Krang and Shredder

get away with this.

Yeah, we'll be sure
and tell him that.

[LAUGHS]

DONATELLO:
How do we tell which one
of these chalets is April's?

Why do I just know it's gonna
be the one way up there?

IRMA:
Hi, April, you home?

Oh, my gosh,

look what's happened
to her room.

I do not understand.

I thought you Americans
were such fussy housekeepers.

April? Where are you?

April?

Perhaps she is out
on the bunny slope.

No, Rudy,

she's been kidnapped.

Oh, help!

IRMA [FAINTLY]:
Help!

What was that?

E above high C, bud.

It's Irma. I'd know
those lungs anywhere.

Come on, guys.

Whoa, someone did
a tubular trashing job.

What's wrong, Irma?

Yeah, we got your message
loud and clear.

Oh, am I glad
to see you fellas.

They are not fellows,
they are turtles.

And lucky for us.

April's been kidnapped,

you gotta do something.

Oh, dudes,

scope out those
industrial-strength footprints.

It's either an
Abominable Snowman,

or Rocksteady
and Bebop.

Either way,
it's abominable.

Rocksteady and Bebop?

Oh, no.

Poor April.

[WHINING]

Oh, my poor
little student.

Who are you?

I am Rudy,
the handsome ski instructor.

If you say so.

Well, April
was trying to tell me

Krang was up to
some dirty work around here

when she was cut off.

If I know April,
she left us a clue someplace.

Ah, and here it is.

Fire up the VCR.

I bet this tape
will tell us something.

[TAPE REWINDING]

I was right.
Look.

It's a glacier,
so what?

DONATELLO:
Keep your eyes on it.

[BEEPS]

Mondo meltdown,

that giant snow cone's
definitely on the move.

It sure is.

Each day it's melting
a little more

and moving further down
the mountain.

And this village
lies directly in its path.

Are you saying
what I think you're saying?

Right.

That if we don't
stop Krang,

this village
and all its inhabitants

will be wiped out
by a giant avalanche.

News flash:

April was tracking
the temperatures

and this cool little berg
is turning into a hot spot?

Somehow Krang has been
heating things up

by messing with
the ozone layer.

And April caught on
to his little plot.

MICHELANGELO:
It's up to us to find Krang
and stop him.

Wait for Rudy.

He will be your guide, no?

He will be our guide, yes.

[SIGHS]

What a guy.

Ah, soon the final link up
will be completed.

APRIL:
Let me go, you big ape.

Here she is,
boss.

Ah, Miss O'Neil,

how nice of you
to drop in.

Shredder?

I should've known
Krang's stooge

would be
at the bottom of this.

Oh, tsk, tsk,

such tired old dialogue
from such a bright young girl.

I know you and that
grotesque ganglion Krang

are fooling
with the ozone layer.

And you're not
going to get away with it.

KRANG:
But we already are.

A few precisely placed
zoetropic waves,

and your precious ozone layer
will be...

[MAKES SPLATTERING SOUND]

...history.

Soon the Earth's temperature
will rise dramatically.

You can't do this.

All the snow and ice
will melt and--

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

and the first to go
will be Lichtenbroich.

I built this model
just for you.

Watch.

[KRANG CACKLING]

No!

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[BEEPING]

DONATELLO:
Uh, how are we doing, Leonardo?

LEONARDO:
It's getting harder to see
Bebop and Rocksteady's

snowmobile tracks
in the snow.

It's getting harder to see
the front of the Turtle Van.

But hold on, I'm picking up
some weird sounds.

[LOUD HUMMING]

Well, check it out, dude,

maybe it's a new group.

Now I recognize them.

They're zoetropic waves.

No, I never
heard of 'em.

They have any
hit singles?

Michelangelo,
will you cut it out?

Ow.

I'm talking about
ionospheric microwaves.

They could destroy
our entire ozone layer.

We've got to find
Krang's power source.

And April.

[BEEPS]

LEONARDO:
Shredder's gotta be sending
those microwaves

from somewhere
around here.

Ah, there it is!

We found his hideout.

Step on it,
Leonardo.

Try and hold me back.

Rocksteady,
Bebop,

get out to that mountain

and install
the final relay dish.

Uh, yeah, sure, boss,

you can count on us.

SHREDDER:
Yeah, just the way
you count on your fingers.

Hm.

This just might work.

Tell me, Shredder,

have you ever
been on television?

Well, uh, no,
why do you ask?

I think you'd be perfect
for my new talk show, um, uh,

Lifestyles of
the Vicious and Infamous.

Well, I suppose I do
lead a fascinating life.

Teleporting
from planet-to-planet

wreaking
evil and destruction.

My camera's
right over there,

you'll be fabulous.

Just untie me.

I really shouldn't,

but what the heck?

[CHUCKLES]

When stardom
is just around the corner.

My sentiments exactly.

Tell us, Shredder,

how did you get into
this sordid occupation?

Just born that way,
I guess.

Mother kept threatening
to run away from home.

KRANG:
Wow, Shredder,

looking to get
your own series?

Oh, uh, Krang, uh--

I was just
k*lling a little time.

When you should've been k*lling
those pesky Ninja Turtles.

I'm getting
very annoyed, Shredder,

and when
I get annoyed...

[LOUD RUMBLING]

Finally,

I can
contact the Turtles.

Don't worry, Krang,

I'll take care of them.

Steady as she goes,
Leonardo.

[♪♪♪]

Uh-oh, g*ng,

we've got
a serious problem.

What's going down,
dude?

RAPHAEL:
We are.

[TURTLES SHOUTING]

Ah, wouldn't
you know it?

The minute I find
true happiness

my life is over.

Don't give up yet,
Irma,

we still
got a shot.

[ALL CHEERING]

Whoa!

Forget pizzas,

I totally love snow.

Hey, what's that noise?

It's a lot like the sound
of ice cracking.

All right, dudes,

cracking ice can mean
only one thing:

It's party time!

[CRACKING]

[SHOUTING]

Michelangelo!

[GRUNTING]

Gotcha.

Oh, if it is a party,

I'm not hanging around
for it.

LEONARDO:
Any more suggestions,
Mr. Tour Guide?

Isn't it enough
that he's handsome?

Does he also
have to be smart?

Hang on, g*ng,

I've got one more trick
up my shell.

A turtle shell sail.

Great idea.

[ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY]

Shredder, I beg you
to reconsider what you're doing.

Once destroyed, the ozone layer
can never be replaced.

Has anyone ever told you you're
beautiful when you grovel?

Okay, boss,
we're all finished.

Splendid.

It's time.

My zoetropic microwave
relay stations

are all in place.

No, you mustn't do it.

It's too late!

How right you are,

the temperature's
already rising.

We've done it,
Rocksteady.

Yeah, the boss will
be real happy.

Hey, man, hey.

Cut it out.

I didn't
do nothing.

Hey, now you
cut it out.

MICHELANGELO:
Hey, dudes, up here.

[♪♪♪]

Time to chill out,
chumps.

ROCKSTEADY:
I'm splitting.

Wait for me.

Hey, yeah!

LEONARDO:
One down, five to go.

TURTLES:
Turtle power!

The zoetropic waves are coming
from inside this cavern.

This hideout Shredder picked
matches his heart,

it's pure ice.

It's working,
turn it up,

turn it up.

[UNISON]
Hey, yeah! Hey!

So a turtle twosome.

Hurry, they're about
to destroy the ozone layer.

Not if we have
anything to say about it.

You're too late,
shellbacks,

take a look
at the thermometer

and sweat.

We've gotta turn off
the zoetropic waves.

You can't,
once I smash the controls.

[CIRCUITS SHORTING OUT]

No!

Shredder, you're the most
despicable person

on the face
of the Earth.

Oh, does this mean you're not
going to broadcast my interview?

[LAUGHING]

Haven't you ever heard of being
ecologically responsible?

Oh, I'm responsible,
all right.

Responsible
for this.

[CACKLING]

[LOUD RUMBLING]

We may not be able
to fix the controls,

but we can
sure fix you.

Do something,
Rudy.

Yes, Rudy,
do something.

Ja, Master Shredder.

Master Shredder?

RAPHAEL:
Uh, your friend Rudy
is a cyborg, Irma.

Aw, he could've
told me.

I'm open-minded
about these things.

Take care of those turtles.

Ja, Master.

Hyah!

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Farewell, Turtles,

it's too late
to stop things now.

[LOUD RUMBLING]

April, the whole mountain's
coming down on us.

Maybe not,
look.

There's just a wild chance that
the cyborg's power box frequency

matches the smashed control.

As Michelangelo
would say,

"It's cool, dude."

Hey, check out
the thermometer.

All right, guys.

Yeah!
Way to go!

All I wanted
was a quiet mountain

on which to meditate.

Is that too much
to ask?

Wh--? Wh--?
Where's this portal, boss?

Yeah, I'm f-f-freezing

my t-t-tusks off.

[SHUDDERS]

I-I'm s-sure K-Krang
said this--

This is where
the portal would be.

Or else maybe it was
that mountaintop.

Well, or even th-that one.

What?

BEBOP:
Oh, great.

Hey, cut that out.

I'm your master.

Stop-- Stop that,
I command you.

APRIL:
Pizza?

In the Alps?

Well, yeah, they make it
with Swiss cheese.

Sorry we're late,
everyone.

Watch it, guys,
she's got another one.

Relax, fellas.

I promise you
he's not a cyborg.

Oh, yeah?
How can we be so sure?

I ran him through the
metal detector at the airport.

[ALL LAUGHING]

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