07x06 - Night of the Dark Turtle

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♪ They're the world's
Most fearsome fighting team ♪

LEONARDO:
We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
In the half-shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪

RAPHAEL:
Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil Shredder
Attacks ♪

♪ These Turtle boys
Don't cut him no slack ♪

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♪ Splinter taught them to be
Ninja teens ♪

LEONARDO:
He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads
Donatello does machines ♪

DONATELLO:
That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool but crude ♪
RAPHAEL: Give me a break.

♪ Michelangelo is a party
Dude ♪
MICHELANGELO: Party!

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♪ Turtle power! ♪

[♪♪♪]

GUIDE:
The Acropolis contains some
of the most beautiful temples

and sculptures in Greece.

These statues are examples

of the classical
Greek ideal of beauty.

Whoa, thanks
for the compliment, dude.

[MICHELANGELO LAUGHS]

I knew we were classics,

but I never knew
we were beautiful.

The statues are alive!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea
to pretend to be statues.

We didn't want
to scare anybody.

Look, some tourists
just have no sense of humor.

And some tourists
have no appreciation

for ruins of ancient Greece.

Uh, whoops.
Uh, sorry, master.

Perhaps you should remain here,
my turtles,

until you have learned
to see beauty

in these ancient ruins.

I will wait for you
in the Turtle Van.

All these ruins
are ruining my vacation.

I wanna have some fun!

Aah!

Raphael! Are you okay?

Yeah, but watch that first step.

Hey, guys.
Get a load of this.

DONATELLO:
Ugh, why couldn't Raphael

fall down a hole
with an elevator?

Outrageous pad, dude.

This would make a great sewer,
if it had running water.

Hey, guys.
Look what I found.

This statue
looks exactly like April.

MICHELANGELO:
Radical resemblance, for sure.

Hey, there's something written
on the base.

Uh, what's it say, Raphael?

Wait, let me see that.

Greek was the first language
of science.

It says "This is a statue
of the queen of Atlantis."

Absolutely uncanny.

There'll be no living with April
once she hears about this.

Isn't shopping just about
the funnest thing

a person can do, April?

You can say that again, Irma,

especially an old flea market
like this one.

Please! I've heard of
itching to go shopping,

but this is ridiculous.

Poor Vernon.

Men will never know
the joy of bargain hunting.

Yeah, like spending hours
choosing a necklace.

MAN:
Ah, did the pretty lady
say necklace?

I have exactly
what you are seeking.

Come this way.

Wow, there's something
pretty bizarre

about this bazaar.

Irma, I have
the strangest feeling

I'll find something special
in this place.

This necklace
was made for you.

Oh, April!
It's gorgeous.

No man could resist a woman
wearing a necklace like this.

It is beautiful,
but I could never afford

anything like this.

Is yours, free.

Free? How do you
stay in business

with prices like that?

Heh. Volume.

I heard you could get
some great bargains here,

but this is incredible!

I grow weary of shopping.
Let us depart.

Huh? Uh, b-but April.

There's nothing to discuss.
Come along, Irma.

Oh! Our queen
has returned to us.

I placed
the sacred medallion of power

around her neck
with my own hands.

You have done well.

Soon the memory
of who she once was

will return to her.

With our queen to lead us,

the Atlanteans will once again
rule the world.

KRANG:
My long-range scanners
have located

a powerful energy disturbance
on Earth.

It's somewhere
in Athens, Greece.

The power source
is astounding.

These readings
go off the scale.

Isn't that wonderful?

With that much energy
under my control,

I could transport
the Technodrome to Earth,

and have enough left over
to conquer the world.

It's like getting two--
Two for the price of one.

Gee,
just like a breath mint.

No, it's a candy mint.

It's a breath mint.

A candy mint!

Will you two stop that?

You will leave for Athens
immediately.

Find the energy source
and steal it.

Vernon, look at the necklace
April got.

Isn't it stunning?

Hm, I suppose so, if you like
cheap costume jewelry.

Now, can we please
get out of here?

My feet are k*lling me.

You may return
to the hotel.

Now, leave us.
Be gone.

Be gone? Who made you
queen of the world?

You were kind of
rough on Vernon,

even if
he did deserve it.

A-Are you okay?

Actually I'm feeling
kind of weird.

Psst, April.
It's us!

Turtles!
What are you doing here?

We found this statue
that looks exactly like you.

And it was wearing a medallion
just like this one.

There's something strange
going on.

[ENERGY HUMMING]

What's that sound?

RAPHAEL:
It's Shredder and his g*ons.

Ooh, lookie, boss.
It's that reporter dame.

The energy readings
are coming from her necklace.

Bring her to me!

Heh, it'll be like
taking candy from a baby.

Yeah, and we done that
lots of times.

You'll have to
get through us first!

That's exactly
what I intend to do, turtles!

Rock Soldiers, attack.

ROCKSTEADY:
Here we come,
you Turtle twerps!

[BOTH GRUNT]

Yo, how about
lending a hand, buds?

Don't you mean feet?

Turtle power!

Epic move, amigo.

Try these on for size,
melon-heads.

[TURTLES SHOUTING]

Not so rough!
We're delicate, young things.

At last, the fate of the world
is at my hands.

[LAUGHING]

[♪♪♪]

With this much power,

I can rule the world
without Krang.

What the--?
Who are you?

More superheroes?

Release our queen!

Hey, what about me?
Whoa!

Is that any way
to treat a lady?

Those guys are trying
to shoplift April.

Turtles to the rescue!

Hey, whoa!

[GRUNTING]

Who are these bozos?

[♪♪♪]

[SIGHS]

Isn't it romantic?

All these men fighting over
a delicate female.

Out of my way, four-eyes.

Hey, mutants, what say
we break bread together?

[GRUNTS]

[♪♪♪]

You, beat it!
That turtle's got my name on it.

Thanks for the help, dimbo.

Don't mention it, bozo.

Okay, I won't!

This time, I'm really going
to get what's coming to me.

[GRUNTS]

Give it up,
Shredder!

Surrender is not
in my vocabulary, turtle.

We shall return!

[♪♪♪]

Tonight,
when the moon is full,

you shall become queen
once more.

Unh, let me go!
I'm a member of the press.

LEONARDO:
You heard the lady.

I guess we'll have to teach
this dude some manners.

I call upon the power
of the sacred medallion.

You know,
call me crazy,

but I get the weirdest feeling
he's not gonna surrender.

Wha--? What happened?

Are you all right,
April?

I think so.

There's something mondo bizarro
about that medallion.

Where did you get it?

From the owner
of that little shop.

Come on, guys.
Let's take some inventory.

Oh! My clothes
are completely ruined.

Let's head back to the hotel
so I can clean up.

Yes, let us hie forthwith
to the hotel.

"Hie forthwith"?

H-Hey! Hey, wait for me.

Look, there he goes.

DONATELLO:
A secret panel.

Man, this is just like
my all-time favorite art film,

The Three Stooges
Meet the Mummy.

[GRUNTS]

LEONARDO:
Let's stay on his tail.

DONATELLO:
What tail? We're the ones
who are turtles, remember?

[ALL SHOUTING]

Oh, was this in the movie too?

Only in the sequel.

Let's go!

It's a hidden pit.

MICHELANGELO:
Cowabunga!

Unh! Nice grab, Raphael.

Ah, another few feet

and we'd have been
turtle shish kebab.

Good point, dude.

Ah, be nice to some people
and they walk all over you.

Vernon!
Wake up, Vernon.

Uh, wha-- What?
Oh, oh.

I was just catching up
on the news.

What's up?

I command you to accompany me
to the Acropolis.

Now,
just a darn minute.

Who do you think you are,
bossing people around like that?

A cartoon producer?

I-- I'm sorry, Vernon.

It's just that I have
the strangest feeling

that there's a big story
about to break

at the Acropolis tonight.

Big story? I could have
the scoop for myself.

Well, come on.
What are we waiting for?

[♪♪♪]

[VAN APPROACHING]

Here we are.
The Acropolis.

So where's my--
I mean, your big story?

I've no idea.
I told you it was just a hunch.

Not again.

I just had
this dress cleaned.

[GRUNTING]

The embassy
will hear about this.

I'm an important anchor person.

Vernon, you are not!
You're just a news director.

[♪♪♪]

LEONARDO:
It's the shopkeeper.

He's going
to the underground temple.

how are we gonna get past
those guards?

No problemo, dudes.
I've got a plan.

[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]

Pizza guy here.

Uh, pizza?

Right. Didn't you dudes
order the jumbo-sized pizza

with extra Greek olives?

Uh, no, we didn't.

Oh, well, have one anyway.
It's on me!

Well, actually it's on you.

Gotcha!

Whoa, gnarly duds, dude.

Now let's drop in
on these Atlanteans.

Your highness, your new subjects
have come to pay you homage.

Pay what?

You will kneel in my presence.

Really, April, is this any way
to lord it over your friends?

What's going on?

The medallion
is taking over April's mind.

She thinks she really is
the queen of Atlantis.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

The moon rises with the night,

and Atlantis shall rise
with the dawn!

Our queen has returned
to us.

SOLDIERS:
All hail our human queen.

Intruders!
Capture them!

[SOLDIERS MUTTERING]

Uh-oh.

Did you ever
have that feeling

that you just don't fit in
with the group?

SOLDIERS:
Ten-hup!

[♪♪♪]

All together, fellas.
One, two, three!

TURTLES:
Turtle power!

[SOLDIERS SHOUTING]

Unh! Next?

There are too many of them!

Stop complaining
and keep flipping!

Whoa! These dudes
just don't know when to give up.

DONATELLO:
Why should they?
they're winning.

All our enemies
are conquered.

Who now dares to challenge
the Atlanteans?

We do.

Attack them.

[MUTANTS GRUNTING]

Last one to the medallion
is a rotten reptile.

Stop them!

Your highness, you must use
the sacred medallion

to defeat our enemies.

By the power
of the sacred medallion,

I give you life!

[WHINNIES]

Let me go!
I'm afraid of horses.

Fly, my winged servants!
Fly!

VERNON:
I also get airsick.

[IRMA SCREAMS]

I must have that medallion.
Follow those flying horses.

How many times in life
would you ever get to say that?

LEONARDO:
Let's go, Turtles.

We've gotta change April
back to her old self.

GUIDE:
Seeing the Acropolis
by moonlight

seems to make the ancient myths
come to life.

[VERNON AND IRMA SCREAMING]

[ENGINE STARTS]

[♪♪♪]

Look out for that curve.

Don't drive so bad.

Will you two imbeciles
stop nagging?

You're driving me crazy.

BEBOP:
You heard the boss,
give him some elbow room.

I'll bet Bebop is driving.

What makes you say that?

Only a warthog would drive
like such a road hog.

DONATELLO:
Stay with them, Leonardo.

We can't let Shredder
get that medallion.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[♪♪♪]

PRIEST:
Soon Atlantis will rise again!

Prepare the sacrifice.

Did he say sacrifice?

Yes, and I don't think
we're about to play baseball.

T-T-This has been fun,
guys,

but I really must
get back to Athens

and wash my hair.

Please, take her!

Only spare me.
I've so much more to live for.

Oh,
that's the story of my life.

April gets a necklace,

while I get a couple
of iron bracelets.

My queen, use the power
of the sacred medallion

to bring Atlantis back to life,

So that we Atlanteans
might once again rule the world.

By the power
of the sacred medallion...

What is this
interruption?

SHREDDER:
I'll take that medallion!

I command the lost city
of Atlantis to rise!

[♪♪♪]

Atlantis.
Atlantis lives again!

What's happening?

[ALL GRUNTING]

Wouldn't you fellas
have more fun

worshipping
a beautiful woman?

[TURTLES SHOUTING]

Whoa. It feels like we need
some new shock absorbers.

And definitely
a new steering column.

The ride's over! Jump!

DONATELLO:
Atlantis. Look!

It's the lost city of Atlantis.

RAPHAEL:
Well, what do you know?
An undersea lookie-loo.

Whoa!

Uh-oh.

As one endangered species
to another,

you ought to lighten up!

It was just a suggestion.

The greatest power on earth
is in my grasp.

What? Unh!
What's going on?

Ah! Not so tight.
you're denting my clothes.

You!

Don't look at me, dude.

This double date wasn't my idea.

Bebop, Rocksteady,
get me down from here.

Right away, boss.

Or maybe later.

BOTH:
Mama!

Yuck! I hate seafood.

Especially
when I'm the main course.

Donatello,
how do we stop this thing?

There's only one way.
The high priest.

You must call off
your creature.

It is too late.

Atlantis has once again
risen up.

Well, like they say,
what goes up must come down.

Sorry, April.
I have to borrow your necklace.

This better work.

[ALL SHOUTING]

[♪♪♪]

Most excellent.

It's just you and me,
Shred-head.

Mano a mano.

Not this time, shellback.

I have more important things
to deal with,

like a ticked-off Krang.

Hey, boss!
Wait for us.

I hate it
when we don't have time

to think of a clever
exit line.

Okay, you're free.

Oh, wow.
What a story.

Yes, I can see it now:

"Ace reporter
and his lovely assistant

share high adventure."

Oh, brother.

The effects
of that necklace

should be wearing off
any minute now.

[♪♪♪]

How did I get here,
and why am I wearing this dress?

It's kind of a long story.

We'll explain it to you
over a delicious Greek pizza.

We goddesses do not eat pizza.

[TURTLES MUTTERING]

Here we go again.

Just kidding, guys.

Let's chow down. Ha-ha!

[♪♪♪]

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