07x12 - The Starchild

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We're really hip.

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♪ And they're green ♪

RAPHAEL:
Hey, get a grip.

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He's a radical rat.

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DONATELLO:
That's a fact, Jack.

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RAPHAEL: Give me a break.

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Dude ♪
MICHELANGELO: Party!

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[♪♪♪]

APRIL:
Oh, Oslo, Norway.

Isn't it beautiful?

It's okay if you like
friendly people, clean air,

beautiful scenery
and trash-free streets.

Now, what's for lunch?
I don't know.

Let's see
what the hotel packed.

I told them
to surprise me

with something
from the local cuisine.

Pizza?

Surprise, surprise.

We heard you were having lunch
here in the park.

Do you like
what I picked for lunch?

Well, pizza's fine,
Michelangelo,

but I wanted something
Scandinavian to eat.

It's a Scandinavian pizza,
dudette,

with sardine and luka-fish
topping.

Sardine and luka-fish pizza?

Oh, I'm not
a big fish fan.

Better get used to it.

There's a lot of fish
in Norway.

Mm.

It's, uh,
interesting,

but listen, guys,
I've gotta go.

The Alternative Energy
Conference opens today,

and I'm covering it.

Alternative energy?
Oh, I'd like to see that.

MAN:
And please welcome
Professor Svenson,

who has an important discovery
to announce.

Ah, sure, you betcha.

Thank you very much,
my fellow scientists.

Wow. Professor Sven Svenson
is a geological giant.

Norway is seated
on many volcanic pools.

Most of them dormant.

But this geothermal power
produces more energy

than half of Europe's
existing power plants.

If we can only tap this power,

the energy would light up Oslo
for a thousand years.

I am meeting
with representatives

of the government
this afternoon

to give them the location
of these volcanic pools

and my plans
for tapping this energy.

[ALL APPLAUD]

Wrong, professor.

I have other plans
for your plans.

What?
[CROWD MURMURING]

Who--? Who are you?

I am Eric the Red-Eye,

son of Thor.

[GASPS]

Impossible.

Thor and the gods
are just ancient legends.

On the other hand,
that armor looks authentic.

Fascinating.
Do you mind--?

Get away from me!

Your notes.
What I came for.

APRIL:
Wow, what a story.

SVENSON:
Stop him! He has my notes.

Fools. You dare to challenge
Thor's hammer?

[GUARDS SHOUTING]

Now you have tasted the power of
Eric the Red-Eye, son of Thor.

Soon you will taste more.

Any words for the press,
Mr. Red-Eye?

ERIC:
Yes. Come with me.

APRIL:
Hey! Put me down!

That guy's got April.

That Eric has got a head start,
so I'll take a shortcut.

Whoops. I forgot I was
on the second floor!

Oh, fish.

Why did it have to be fish?

Stop.
Let go of April.

Talking fish?

No, Ninja Turtle.

[♪♪♪]

So you dare to challenge Eric?

P-yew.

A turtle
that smells like a fish?

Ha-ha, very funny.

Ha!
Now you smell like fish.

You will pay for that.

Yeah, sure,
send me the cleaning bill.

April to Turtles.
Donatello's in trouble.

Conference Centre, hurry!

We hear you, April.
Come on, Turtles. Let's go.

Take your best shot,
you phony Viking.

Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah.
Missed me.

[LOUD CRASH]

Whoops.

Donatello!

ERIC:
Vikings, ride!

APRIL:
Donatello's under there.

Come on, fellas, dig.

Hang on, Donatello.

We'll get you
out of there.

Hey, guys, need some help?

Of course
we need some help.

Donatello's trapped under...

Donatello!

You're supposed to be buried
under there, dude.

Oh, I ducked
into a sewer opening

just as the wall
came down.

But boy, it was sweet
of you guys to care.

Guys, uh, you--?
You do care, right? Guys?

DONATELLO:
April's satellite feed

is just about due to come on.

I think I've got the antenna
linked up.

Here she is.

She's interviewing
Professor Svenson.

Professor, you've said

that the energy locked
in the volcanic pools

could power the industry
of all Europe.

Yeah, sure, you betcha.

But such power could also
be used for evil purposes,

if it fell into
the wrong hands.

Yeah, sure, you betcha.

But yet, you're not worried
that this Eric Red-Eye

will use your notes
to find the pools himself?

Yeah, sure, you betcha.

Then your notes
do not reveal

the location
of those volcanic pools?

SVENSON:
Yeah, sure, you bet--

We get it,
professor.

Whoa. That professor
gives a great interview.

Yeah, sure, you betcha.

This Eric Red-Eye
just has my notes.

But I keep the location
of those volcanic pools

safe here, in my head.

You betcha.

This is April O'Neil,

via satellite
from the Oslo Energy Conference.

Oh, great. Now this Eric
knows what he needs

and who to get it from.

LEONARDO:
We'd better get back there

in case he shows up.

[♪♪♪]

APRIL:
Thank you, Professor Svenson.

I hope I was all right.

Yeah, sure, you betcha.

I mean, heh,
you were fine, professor.

I just hope Eric
doesn't come looking for you.

But here I am,
Miss O'Neil. Seize them!

[VAN ENGINE RUMBLING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

We're too late.

There they go.

Put that green foot
to the floor, dude.

RAPHAEL:
Oops,

we're fresh out of highway.

There they go.

Look at that sail.
It's solar-powered.

Come on, dudes.

[♪♪♪]

DONATELLO:
They went into that channel.

ERIC:
Fools!

You cannot stop
the son of Thor.

The rocks
are moving toward us.

I can't go
any faster.

RAPHAEL:
I knew it! An act ending!

[♪♪♪]

APRIL:
Oh, no!

ERIC:
Those Turtles

will bother us no longer.

[CHUCKLES]

MICHELANGELO:
Totally bogus, dudes.

Oh, I feel like a character in
Saturday matinée cliffhangers.

Yeah, well, at least we're
actually hanging from a cliff.

DONATELLO:
That Eric means business.

So do we.
Come on, Turtles.

[♪♪♪]

There goes the longboat.

We'll have to follow it
overland.

There's a farmhouse
up ahead.

Maybe we can borrow
some transportation.

Fine, as long as it has
nothing to do with fish.

Well,
this is nothing like fish.

There's that Viking ship.

Where's it going?

There's no exit
from this fjord.

RAPHAEL:
Oh, this is a fjord.

I thought a fjord
was a Norwegian automobile.

He's headed for that cliff!

MICHELANGELO:
If the dude is gonna crash,

this show
is gonna be over early.

So how do we get inside?

Well, there must be some kind
of air vent to the surface.

For sure, but how are we
supposed to find it in the dark?

Here it is.

LEONARDO:
Air vent.

RAPHAEL:
First we climb up,

then we climb down.

I'm a turtle, not a monkey.

DONATELLO:
A Viking village.

Just like a thousand years ago.

LEONARDO:
Let's find April
and the professor.

RAPHAEL:
Um, we're gonna be kind of
conspicuous here, fellas.

MICHELANGELO:
Must be disguise time.

[♪♪♪]

[MEN SHOUTING BOISTEROUSLY]

This Eric has seen
too many bad Viking movies.

These people
actually believe Eric

is a descendent
of the Norse gods.

What's worse,
so does he.

Thank goodness
you didn't tell him the location

of the volcanic pools.

Oh, but I did.

I mean, what if he is
descendent from Thor?

[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

By the hammer of Thor,

soon the world
will once more be ours

to plunder and pillage
as we please.

Are you with me?

ALL:
Yeah, sure, you betcha!

Guard the professor and
his wench till I return.

"Wench"?

APRIL:
"Wench"?

Hey, that was April's snarl.

I'd recognize it anywhere.

I feel mondo ridiculouso
in these duds, dudes.

RAPHAEL:
That's okay.

You look mondo ridiculouso.

LEONARDO:
April must be in that hall.

Let's go.

No. No one
shall visit the prisoners.

I do not recognize you.

[IN NORWEGIAN ACCENT]
Oh, that's okay, dude.

I barely recognize myself.

For sure, you betcha.

You are not one of us.

I think
we've been discovered.

Time to fight.

Oh, it is them.

Uh, it's us, all right.

These are the green dwarves.

They who fashioned
Thor's hammer,

who rode with the Norse gods.

They have come
to do Odin's bidding.

[ALL CHEERING]

Who's she calling a dwarf?

Quiet, Michelangelo.

They think we're part
of the Norse legend.

How may we do your bidding,
nice ones?

Uh...
Oh, bring the prisoners here.

We, uh, must take them
to Valhalla in the longship.

We shall obey.

I bet you thought

there was going to be
a big fight.

We'll have one later.

[♪♪♪]

Turtles!

Wrong, April.
We've been promoted to dwarfs.

[GASPS]

Who are these creatures?

We'll explain later,
professor.

Come on.

These are the locations
of the volcanic pools.

Eric has gone to blow up
the three lodges.

This will begin
a chain reaction

that will melt
the polar ice cap.

That's bad?

Well, it would flood
the coastal cities of the world.

That's bad.

These new Vikings will use
the resulting global chaos

to plunder
the flooded cities.

Wherever there's a worldwide
disaster in the making,

you'll find the Turtles.

Put the pedal
to the metal, dude.

Or wherever you put it.

With this sun, we'll catch up
to Eric in no time.

Uh, there might be
a slight delay.

[ROARS]

[GASPS]
Jörmundgand!

RAPHAEL:
Am what?

SVENSON:
The legendary sea worm
Jörmundgand.

Another Viking legend
come to life.

RAPHAEL:
Hey, if it's legendary,

it can't hurt us, right?

[ALL SCREAM]

Whoa!

The Jörmundgand
is a mythical creature.

RAPHAEL:
Oh, I don't know.

It seems pretty real to me.

There hasn't been
a Jörmundgand born

that I can't break.

Yahoo!

[GRUNTS]

Ah, there's always
a first time, eh, cowboy?

DONATELLO:
Hey, Michelangelo,

you must have scared it.

I doubt it.

Jörmundgand has never
been defeated in battle.

Why do I feel another
cliffhanger coming on?

[GROWLING]

[ALL SCREAM]

[ROARS]

[ALL SCREAMING]

SVENSON:
Imagine!

Being eaten
by the legendary Jörmundgand.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime
experience.

You got that right,
professor.

Wait a minute.

This isn't the legendary
Jörmundgand.

It's a robot.

Guys, we're not gonna
get eaten at all.

APRIL:
Go, Donatello!

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

That ought to ruin
this thing's appetite.

[GEARS SQUEAKING]

[SIZZLING]

Everybody, abandon ship!

Sounds good to me.

When I swing by, grab on!

Amazing! A giant shredder.

Here's an access hatch, guys.

Let's find out where the brains
of this robot are.

How's it coming,
Professor Svenson?

Excellent,
I've programmed our course

to the volcanic pools.

Light the thermal detonator
inside the volcano.

When it goes off, it will blow
the lava cap sky-high!

Within an hour,
the volcanic eruptions

will begin to melt the ice,

and the world will be ours.

[LAUGHS]

[BEEPING]

What's this?
My robot sea serpent?

Those Turtles
must have taken it over.

Well, we will have
to welcome them

when they arrive.

DONATELLO:
Quite a vessel.

This is where Eric's Viking army
was to be quartered

when they made their raids
on coastal cities.

Look at this, guys.

It's that so-called
Thor's hammer

that Eric carries.

The plans for it
are in this computer.

Great.

If I can just figure out
how to access the data.

Let's see if we can get
more speed

out of this thing.

[ENGINE REVVING]

Yes, what is it?

We have planted
the thermal detonators, Eric.

Good, I will
inspect them myself.

Ah-ha. Here they come.

Those Turtles are just in time.

Just in time
for their own destruction,

and the world's!

DONATELLO:
Hey, what's going on?

It's no use.
We can't get to the controls.

Oh, good. Perhaps Jörmundgand
has come back to life.

DONATELLO:
I admire your scientific spirit,
professor,

but we're in real trouble.

Somebody has taken control
of this thing.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Come on!
We've got to abandon ship.

Another one?

Well, technically
this is a sea serpent.

It won't count.

This will take care
of those pesky Turtles for good.

LEONARDO:
This thing must have
life rafts somewhere.

RAPHAEL:
I don't know why.

Nothing else we've been on
today has had them.

Hold on, guys.
I need to get some stuff.

RAPHAEL:
This is no time to be
collecting souvenirs, Donatello.

Listen, if we're
gonna stop Eric,

we need equipment.

[LOUD CRASH]

[ALL SCREAM]

There's water coming in.

Then let's go out.

But how?
There are no life rafts.

Hey, maybe we don't need them.

We need the solar sail material
from the longboat.

Give me a hand, guys.

That's the end of those Turtles.

But Jörmundgand was to be our
conquering ship

with which to terrorize
and pillage.

True, but we can
make another.

I'm insured.

Now, I will inspect
the detonators.

[EXPLOSIONS]

[♪♪♪]

Good idea, Donatello.

These solar hang gliders
will carry us right to shore.

MICHELANGELO:
And right to that
horn-headed dude Eric.

Right. I'm getting tired
of losing ships.

Now it's time to lose
an aircraft.

TURTLES:
Turtle power!

It's the Valkyries.

[ALL SHOUTING]

Those aren't Valkyries,
you fools!

They're the Turtles!
Stop them!

DONATELLO:
Stay here, you'll be safe.

MICHELANGELO:
Unless these volcanoes erupt.

Thanks for reminding us.

You're too late, Turtles!

The expl*sives are already set
to go off.

DONATELLO:
You take care of these phony
Vikings.

I'll disarm the detonator.

No!

DONATELLO:
Hey, let go!

[GRUNTING]

You can't stop me now, Turtle.

DONATELLO:
Yeah?

Well, villains say that
all the time.

No. You will not stop
the son of Thor.

[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

Here they come.

All right,
attack plan 35.

Eat snow,
you Viking hooligans!

[ALL SCREAM]

[ECHOING]
Look out below!

APRIL:
All right!

The Turtles beat them!

SVENSON:
Frankly, I'm disappointed.

The Vikings were such
great warriors.

LEONARDO:
Donatello's fighting with Eric.

MICHELANGELO:
I hope the dude's okay.

For a Viking,
you've got a lousy aim.

On the other hand,
my hammer never misses.

Oh!

I will bury you.

[LAUGHING]

Boy, I hope I've got
that hammer figured out.

No!

Ha! Just as I figured.

Your hammer
was a holographic laser.

Your own frequency disruptor
shorted it out.

Now to get this detonator
out of here.

[RUMBLING]

Thanks, guys.

I've got a humongous case
of the munchies.

You know, me too.

I could really go for a slice
of pizza right now.

I saved that piece of sardine
and luka-fish pizza, Donatello.

Want it?

DONATELLO:
Oh, no, not more fish.

Oh, bleh!

[♪♪♪]

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