08x04 - Cry H.A.V.O.C.!

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BURNE [OVER TV]:
This is Burne Thompson
with my views.

The Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles

are the most dangerous
criminals in the city.

Could they be responsible
for the mysterious abduction

of a dozen innocent people
over the past month?

I think, yes.

Okay, that's the last
of the stuff. Let's split.

[GRUNTS]

You boneheads
going somewhere?

Yeah, away from you.

Come on, dudes,
let's get in their faces.

How about a little
firepower, turtle?

The sword is mightier
than the blaster, punk.

[GRUNTS]

And the sai is mightier
than the crowbar.

Or something like that.

I believe you have something
that doesn't belong to you.

I better not leave
this lying around.

Hurry up, Raphael,

we've got to clear out of here
before the police arrive.

[SIRENS WAILING]

Oh, man.

[INDISTINCT
POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

Ah, it's those turtles
they keep showing on the news.

All right, you four,

throw down your
weapons and surrender.

B-but these guys
are the crooks.

Yeah, we just
caught them for you.

OFFICER:
Surrender or we open fire.

Man,
what a bunch of ingrates.

Yeah, we run ourselves ragged
catching criminals for them.

And then they bust us.

Now, you-- You better
come along quietly or...

VOICE:
Or what?

Leave those turtles alone.
Alone, cops.

[SNIGGERS]

They're not criminals,
they're heroes.

Who are those guys?

We're mutants
just like you.

And we mutants have
to look out for one another.

Put on some speed, OverDrive.

Heh-heh-heh.
You got it, Amok.

Heh-heh-heh. Like taking
candy from a baby.

[WHISTLES]

Somebody tell me I just
saw what I think I saw.

I think you saw it,
amigo.

Get out of here, turtles.

We'll hold off the cops.

I don't like this.
Those guys may be helping us,

but they're breaking
the law.

Could we can
the civics lesson

and get out of here
while we have a chance?

Fall back, men.

Welcome to H.A.V.O.C.

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RAPHAEL:
Can you believe those cops
were going to arrest us?

After all we've done
for this city.

DONATELLO:
It just goes to show,
you can't trust humans.

The humans are just misguided.

You can't expect them
to understand us.

I'll say. The only guys
who've done us any favors lately

are those two mutants.

Look, those dudes are breaking
into the historical museum.

That place is filled
with priceless treasures.

LEONARDO:
We've got to stop them.

Well, here we go again.

Doing the humans' work
for them.

Uh, hey, what's going on?

Two bad guys, coming up.

Those turtles. Run for it.

Not so fast, wise guy.

Hey.

So long, turtle.

Whoa!

[YELLING]

Holy guacamole. Who are you?

Raptor's the name.

You don't look
like a dinosaur.

RAPTOR:
Raptor means bird of prey,
my fine hard-shelled friend.

You two just get married?

Merely helping out
a fellow mutant.

Speaking of mutants, there sure
are a lot of us out tonight.

Yeah, who are all you guys?

We're part of a growing group.

You mean you've got like a club?

Our organization is called

Highly Advanced
Varieties of Creatures.

In case you haven't noticed,

there's a growing
hostility towards

alternate life forms
such as ourselves.

And we mutants have
to look out for one another.

You're welcome to visit
our headquarters.

You can see for yourselves

the benefits
of joining our group.

Man, there's something wonky
about all this.

What are you talking about?

These guys saved
our tails. Twice.

Maybe,
but I want to know more

about these guys
and their group.

Whoa, nice digs.

DONATELLO:
And digs is right.

This place must be right
under the waterfront.

Our guests would like
to meet Titanus.

Uh, we would?

The leader of our organization.

He can tell you more about us.

Ah, the famous Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Don't tell me. Titanus?

The same.

I created this sanctuary
for my fellow mutants.

We mutants have special talents

which set us apart
from the humans.

We need a place where
we are not outcasts.

If this appeals to you,
you are most welcome to join us.

Uh, c-c-could we have
a moment to ourselves?

Of course.

I don't like this.

What's the big deal?
It's mutants helping mutants.

And you have to admit,
it beats that musty old lair.

Okay. But how did
they afford all this?

And where did all
these mutants come from?

Yeah, when mutants pop out
of the woodwork,

it's usually bad news.

And I don't like the way
Amok and OverDrive

took on the police.

Hello?
They were helping us.

And have any of you noticed what

Highly Advanced Variety
of Creatures stands for?

H-A-V-O-C. Havoc.

I say there's something
rotten about all this.

Well, let's get another opinion.

[TURTLECOM BEEPS]

April here.

Have you ever heard of
a group of mutants called--

H.A.V.O.C.? Yeah.

It's some sort
of pro-mutant organization.

In fact, some of their members
are due here in about an hour.

They are?
Mm-hm.

They're going
to tape a rebuttal

to Burne's latest
anti-mutant tirade

about all those
mysterious abductions.

Now, doesn't that
sound sinister?

But, listen, guys, there's
something more important.

A half a dozen science labs
have been broken into tonight.

LEONARDO:
What's been stolen?

That's the weird part, nothing.

Hm. Sounds like we
better look into this.

Ah, let the humans
sort it out for a change.

Yeah, all we ever do
is help the humans

and all we get
is rejection.

Look, I'm not going
to stop doing what's right

just because
it isn't appreciated.

Fine, drop us a card sometime.

Yeah, if the humans
don't arrest you first.

Compadres, you're
really not coming?
No way.

Then I guess this means
we're splitting up.

[SIRENS WAILING]

Dude, do you realize
what just happened?

Raphael and Donatello
just split the team.

I know, I know.

But we've got to find out what's
behind those lab break-ins.

Even if it's just
the two of us.

Does this mean the show will
only be half as long next week?

You are welcome to explore
our underground sanctuary.

Now, I must prepare
my mutant representatives

for their appearance
on Channel 6.

Well, let's check it out.

MICHELANGELO:
Man, it looks like
a tornado hit this place.

I'll say, right through
the center of the room.

Whoever these dudes were,
they sure went

to a lot of trouble
not to take anything.

They must be looking
for something

they haven't found yet.

Hey, that gives me an idea.

MICHELANGELO:
Don't tell me we're lost, dude.

Nothing of the sort.

April said the crooks hit
labs here and here and here.

And we're here.

Which means the next place
they might hit is here,

at the city university.

Well,
so get the lead out, dude.

If we hurry we might get
the drop on them.

This place sure is big.

Hey, what's that?

Hm. I wonder what's
behind this?

D-D-Donatello, it says:
"Do not enter."

I'm not entering,
I'm just listening.

What on earth?

There's some kind
of machinery in there.

Something big
from the sound of it.

Donatello, let's leave
well enough alone, okay?

Come on, where's your
scientific curiosity?

I think I left it
in my other shell.

Who let all these
mutants in here?

You did, chief.

They're here to tape
that pro-mutant rebuttal.

I don't see why the FCC should
make me give valuable airtime

to a bunch of mutants.

You humans have pushed us
around long enough.

Save the threats for
your rebuttal, weirdos.

Here's our rebuttal
to you, humans.

[SCREAMS]

You are our prisoners now.

And you won't be
spreading any more lies

about us,
Mr. Thompson.

What makes you think
you can stop me from telling

the truth about you mutants?

Simple, we're taking
your transmitter.

Bring the prisoners.

Here. That did it.

Activate the mutation ray.

Ah. What are you doing to me?

These guys don't
protect mutants.

They make mutants.

The turtles.

Poking your beaks where
they don't belong, eh?

You won't get away from us.

You're dreaming,
Mud-for-Brains.

On the other hand, you--
You could have a point.

Grab them, Seizure.

No sweat, Magma.

Not so fast, Four Arms.

Boy, he must be handy
around the house.

All right, Lava Breath,
prepare to be turtle-ized.

Ha-ha-ha. I hope
your shell is heatproof.

Well, this is another fine mess
you've gotten us into.

This is the very, very,
very last lab on the list.

It must be here. It must be.

The lens. There it is,
there it is!

HIGHBEAM:
Grab it, OverDrive.

You're the dude who's
going to get grabbed.

Oh, yeah?
Try and catch me.

[SNIGGERS]

Whoa!

[GRUNTS]

Got it.

I knew you mutants
were up to no good.

Ha-ha-ha. You don't know
the half of it, buster.

[CACKLES]

Come on, HighBeam,
I got the lens.

Let's move, let's move.

Wait, we must make sure
these turtles don't follow us.

That'll hold them.

We've got to get to the door.

But we'll never make it
through all that fire.

Fellow dude, I think we're about
to become barbeque turtles.

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If we don't put that fire out,
we're going to get char-broiled.

Maybe we could douse it
with some of this stuff.

What's the label say?

Nothing, just nitroglycerin.

Michelangelo, no!

Whoa. What happened?

The expl*si*n
blew out the fire.

Michelangelo, you did it.

Boy, am I a brilliant
dude or what?

Now we've got the find out

what those H.A.V.O.C. mutants
are really up to.

And what they want
that lens for.

I am most gravely displeased.

I offer you the hospitality
and protection of my palace

and you turn against me.

You're in a dirty business, bub.

How many innocent people

have you turned
into mutants, Titanus?

I merely improved
their genetic makeup.

Humans are inferior
to us in every way.

And any mutant who
opposes us is a traitor.

So I offer you a simple choice,

join H.A.V.O.C.
or seal your doom?

Go suck a lemon,
Frog Face.

We'll never join you.

As you wish, then.

Titanus, we have
the transmitter

and the prisoners
from Channel 6.

[CACKLES]

And I have
the transmission lens.

TITANUS:
And I got my wish.

We must help him up
with the transmitter.

Ungh! Help me pry the door open.

This should get us loose.

Hurry. The sooner we're
away from those mutants,

the better I'll feel.

[GRUNTING]

You can stay down there with
the rest of the trash, turtles.

Jeez, this is just like
being back in the sewers.

[WALLS CREAK]

DONATELLO:
Except in the sewers
the walls stay put.

RAPHAEL:
Ah, terrific, what more
can happen to us?

I had to ask.

We're going to be jettisoned
into the river with the garbage.

Maybe we can get
that hatch open.

[BANGING]

It's coming from down there.

Come on, Donatello.
Ungh.

If we don't get this
thing open, we're goners.

It's the turtles.

I knew it!

They're in league
with these mutant maniacs.

No, Burne, no,
we've got to help them.

We sure were saps for thinking
those mutants were our friends.

Yeah, but I haven't
noticed the humans

doing us any favors lately.

You were saying?
Burne?

I don't believe it.

Okay, okay. Don't think this
makes you something special.

I take back every rotten thing
I ever said about humans.

What's happened here?

The humans have escaped.

Well, find them.

While I make
the final adjustments

to my mutation generator.

Whatever these mutants are
up to, we've gotta stop 'em.

AMOK:
You'll never stop us,
Shell Backs.

RAPTOR:
If you'll not join our crusade,
you'll be eliminated.

Get ready to be
blindsided, turtle.

[GRUNTS]

Whoa.

OVERDRIVE:
Ha-ha-ha. You've got
to be fast, fast,

faster than that, slowpoke.

I'm going to squash you
in your shell.

[GRUNTS]

If only our compadres were here.

Ungh.
They made their choice.

We've got to handle this
without them.

No, you don't, Leonardo.

Ha. You're nothing but a bunch
of human-loving cowards.

Just for that, I'm going
to clip your wings, Bird Brain.

[YELPS]

Hey, take a shot at me,
you dumb ox.

With pleasure, reptile.

[GRUNTS]

I don't feel so good.

You-- Y-Y-You dirty turtles.
I'll mow you down.

Mellow out, you speed demon.

[YELPING]

LEONARDO:
So you still think H.A.V.O.C.

is just a friendly little club?

Okay, okay, we got the moral
of the episode already.

Besides, we've got
bigger things to worry about.

They're got a mutation machine.

And those mutants stole
the Channel 6 transmitter.

And we saw them steal
some kind of lens

from the university
science lab.

Hey, I think I know
what Titanus is up to.

And we've got to stop him. Fast.

Now, with the addition
of the transmission lens

and this broadcasting equipment,

I'll be able to mutate
anyone in the city

just by aiming the ray
upward.

Before the night is over,

I'll have hundreds of new
mutants to add to my army.

Your recruiting campaign
just got cancelled, Titanus.

You pathetic reptiles,
I'll crush you.

Yuck.
And he can do it too.

Let's take him.

Whoa!

TURTLES:
Whoa!

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

Whoa, that is one
awesomely heavy dude.

And you call yourselves mutants?
Heh.

This should be
no problem to fix.

We've got to draw him
towards us.

Are you nuts?

Remember, the first
principal of judo.

When in doubt,
run for the hills?

No. The bigger they come,
they harder they fall.

And if your opponent pushes,
you pull.

Okay, Titanus,
come and get us.

[WHISTLING]

Over here, Ram Boy.

This time I'll finish you.

LEONARDO:
Everybody pull.

[GROANING]

[GRUNTS]

My mutation generator.

[GROANS]

Come on, let's beat it

before that tub of lard
gets himself upright.

Now do you believe
we're the good guys, Burne?

I can't thank you four enough
for what you've done.

You saved our lives.

Now I'm going to call the cops
and get my transmitter back.

Mr. Thompson, the police
will never be able

to get past all those mutants.

Besides, your transmitter
kind of got smashed up a little

when we escaped from Titanus.

You smash-- What?

Do you know how much it'll
cost to replace that thing?

This is the second time you've
knocked my station off the air.

Mr. Thompson, they had to do it
to save the city.

What's your point? Who cares?

Can a mutant be sued?

Man, there's just
no pleasing some dudes.

DONATELLO:
At least those mutants
are out of commission.

LEONARDO:
I doubt it, Donatello.

We may have put a dent
in H.A.V.O.C.,

but we didn't shut them down.

We haven't seen
the last of Titanus.

Not by a long shot.

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