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08x05 - H.A.V.O.C. in the Streets!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". Aired: December 28, 1987 – November 2, 1996.*
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Set in New York City, the series follows the adventures of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and their allies as they battle the Shredder, Krang, and numerous other villains and criminals.

08x05 - H.A.V.O.C. in the Streets!

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[♪♪♪]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

♪ They're the world's
Most fearsome fighting team ♪

♪ They're heroes
In the half-shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪

♪ When the evil Shredder
Attacks ♪

♪ Turtles fight back ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

[♪♪♪]

[DEVICE BEEPS]
Titanus, we're in.

Good work, Seizure.

Let me know when you have
the place secured.

Let's hit the lights.

Surprise, dirtbags.

Ah, the turtles.

How did they get here?

You shouldn't have shown us

H.A.V.O.C.'s underground base,
horn head.

We've been trailing
you birdbrains for days.

Somebody mention birds?

[EXCLAIMS]

It's Raptor.

[GRUNTS]
Put me down,
you overstuffed pigeon.

As you wish.

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

Now let's have a real battle.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]
Going somewhere, beak face?

As if a turtle
could ever catch a bird of prey.

Whoa, slick piece of machinery.

[GRUNTS]

Michelangelo,
you wanna give us a hand?

Or several hands?

No problemo. Just let me see
how this thing works.

Michelangelo, no.

Get down.
Look out.

[PROJECTILE APPROACHING]

Come on. Let's beat it
while we have the chance.

Eight ball
in the intake manifold.

And I thought
Shredder and Krang

were the masters
of the fast exit.

So, like, where'd they go?

Hm? Oh, they got away.

Uh, thanks to you.

Me? What'd I do?

You were goofing off when you
should have been helping us.

[♪♪♪]

TITANUS:
So the turtles defeated you,
did they?

I have finally found
my missing Flux Transformer,

the one thing
that will make us mutants

masters of time
and space travel.

But it's stored
on a military base,

surrounded by enough firepower
to stop an army of mutants.

In order to get it, we need
to build the SkyPlatform.

But I cannot build it
while those wretched turtles

stand in my way.

[GRUMBLES]

They must have a weakness.

They do. Humans.

You're right.

For some unknown reason,
those turtles

will go to any length
to protect their inferiors.

What we need
is something to distract them,

a disaster of epic proportions.

[LAUGHS]

And I'm the master of disaster.

[LAUGHS]

LEONARDO:
We would have caught
those mutants

if you hadn't been
goofing off, Michelangelo.

MICHELANGELO:
I just wanted to see how
that jet engine worked, dude.

RAPHAEL:
Oh, so you
couldn't have waited

until after we caught
the bad guys, huh?

You gotta start taking things
more seriously, Michelangelo.

Relax, compadres.

I take our battles as seriously
as I take everything else.

That's just what worries me.

[♪♪♪]

Michelangelo sure has been
acting distracted lately.

Oh, yeah. He has.

But we have other things
to worry about too,

like what did those mutants want
in an aerospace plant?

I don't know,
but my sixth sense tell me

it has something to do
with flying.

Maybe there's some special piece
of technology they need.

Yeah, or maybe they wanted
the plant itself,

to build something.

I'm gonna do a little
investigating with my computer.

[♪♪♪]

I suppose you're wondering
why my associates

broke you out of jail.

Uh, yeah.
That had crossed my mind.

Who was responsible
for your being arrested

in the first place?

It was those stinkin' turtles.

And what would you say
if I could give you the power

to pay back the turtles
for what they did to you?

I'd say, when do we start?

Right now.

Just lie down
and make yourself comfortable.

There, my friend.

You are now Synapse,
a creature of pure energy.

I feel energetic, all right.

I want you to find the turtles
and keep them occupied,

put them out of the way
permanently, if you can.

SYNAPSE:
Sounds good to me.

DONATELLO:
I don't get it.

There's nothing unusual
about that aerospace plant,

except that it's
fully automated.

Ha, ha. Hey there, green boy.

What the--? It must be some kind
of computer virus.

Virus? I'm a total plague.

But perhaps you'd like
to meet me in person.

Synapse is the name.

Oh, and by the way,
Titanus sends his regards.

What in the world was that?

[BOTH GRUNT]

Sorry, guys.

Gotta run.

Just try and catch me,
you green finks.

Finks?

Who is that guy?

His name's Synapse.

He's some kind
of energy mutant.

Titanus sent him.

[♪♪♪]

He must have come up
somewhere around here.

SYNAPSE:
Looking for me?

Let's play a game
of hide-and-seek, turtles.

[ENGINE STARTS]

SYNAPSE:
But I gotta warn you,

I play rough.

[♪♪♪]

Heads up, turtles.

Run!

[PANTS]
How's he doin' that?

He's made of pure energy.

He can control
anything mechanical.

[SYNAPSE LAUGHS]

Heads up, turtles.

I'm gonna demolish
your precious city.

We've gotta shut
that crane down.

DONATELLO:
Huh. This ought
to drive him out.

[GRUNTS]
And if that won't, this will.

It'll take more than that
to stop me.

RAPHAEL:
Whoa!

See you soon, turtles.

Real soon.

Oh, man. That dude's
like greased lightning.

How are we ever
gonna catch him?

[PANTS]
I don't know,
but we have to try.

With his power, he could turn
the city into rubble.

[ENGINE STARTS]

Yeah, starting with us.

[HORN BLARING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[♪♪♪]

It's all ours, Titanus.

And this time, there are no
turtles to stop us.

Feed the plans into the central
computer, HighBeam.

With this plant's automated
assembly machinery,

the SkyPlatform
will be constructed

in a matter of hours,

and the Flux Transformer
will be mine once more.

[LAUGHING]

[♪♪♪]

LEONARDO:
Duck.

[HORN BLARES]

We've gotta get Synapse
out of that truck

before somebody gets hurt.

Then let's get the drop on him.

LEONARDO:
Good idea. Here he comes again.

Wait a minute.
Where's Michelangelo?

Oh, no.

Whoa, that truck sure trashed
this newsstand.

Michelangelo,
will you quit goofing off?

We've gotta get on
to that truck.

Relax, amigos.
I'm almost done.

Here it comes.

Jump.

I'm with you, compadres.

[BODY THUDS]

[GRUNTS]

Whoa. Or maybe not.

Dudes.

Dudes, come back.

Wait for me!

Way to go, Michelangelo.

Well, we can't go back
for him now.

SYNAPSE:
Get off my back, turtles.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

TURTLES:
Whoa.

The phone company.

This is perfect.

There he goes.

Try and catch me now,
you green geeks.

Where'd he go?

Raphael, this is the main
switching station

of the phone company.

There wires lead
to every building in the city.

Then he could be anywhere.

[♪♪♪]

TITANUS:
In less than an hour,

the SkyPlatform
will be complete.

Hey, boss.

I've got them turtles
running around in circles.

What do I do next?

Now go after their friends
at Channel 6.

Hit them
with everything you've got.

Turn the place upside down.

I'm on it.

[♪♪♪]

[RADIO BEEPS]

MICHELANGELO:
Dudes, where are you?

About three miles
from where we left you.

Well, hang on.
I'll catch up with you.

LEONARDO:
Why? So you can goof off
and get us in trouble again?

Michelangelo, we don't have
time to wait for you.

Yeah, and until you start
taking things seriously,

we're better off without you.

MICHELANGELO:
Dudes, wait.

I'll be more serious.

I promise.

What are we gonna do?

That Synapse
could have gone anywhere.

I have a feeling he'll let us
know where he went.

Yeah. He's been daring us
to follow him all along.

Almost like he's trying
to lead us somewhere.

[RADIO BEEPS]
APRIL: Guys, it's April.

I'm at Channel 6.

There's some kind of weird

glowing creature here.

It's wrecking everything.

[SCREAMS]

Sounds like our boy.

Let's go.

[ENERGY CRACKLING]

Who is this weirdo?

SYNAPSE:
Well,

are we having fun yet?

I always wanted
to be in television.

We get just set up
in a new station,

and now that freaked out maniac
is gonna wreck it.

SYNAPSE:
Ready for your close-up,
wise guy?

All right,
what can I trash next?

You're the one who's gonna
get trashed, Synapse.

Batter up, turtles.

Donatello,
go for the camera.

You got it.

[AIR HISSING]

Don't go for the camera.

Don't go for the camera.

Do you know
how much that thing cost?

Do your worst, turtles.

You can't put a dent in me.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, brother.
There he goes again.

Where does that wiring lead?

The ventilation system
on the roof.

Let's go.

Those turtles are gonna ruin me.

[ENGINE WHIRS]

He's in the news copter.

SYNAPSE:
Only one way
you can catch me now, turtles.

Grab him.

Uh, question.

Does anybody have a plan
to actually capture this guy?

I'm not even sure
he can be captured.

LEONARDO:
Well, now would be a good time
to think about it.

[♪♪♪]

MICHELANGELO:
This is the place where we
stopped those mutants before.

[MACHINES HUMMING]

So how come it's lit up
like someone's having a party?

It's one of those wackos
from H.A.V.O.C.

And whatever they're building,
it's gotta be bad.

Going somewhere, smart guy?

[♪♪♪]

SYNAPSE:
Better jump, chumps.

I'm going down.

[LEONARDO PANTS]

After him.

I've got you now, turtles.

Ah. Put me down.

Whoa.
Hey.

What the--?

It's trash time for you,
turtles.

Uh-oh.

And we're--
We're not recyclable.

Well, that's not gonna work.

In a few seconds,
you turtles will be history.

[GRUNTS]
I always thought my best work
was still ahead of me.

Think again.

If I could just get my sword.

[GRUNTS]

[SIGHS]

Thanks, Leonardo.

RAPHAEL:
Somebody please get me
out of here

before I turn into a pancake.

Hang on, Raphael.

Come on.

We've gotta get Synapse
out of the master control.

[♪♪♪]

Okay, Titanus.
The SkyPlatform is finished.

Now,
go get my Flux Transformer,

so that we may begin
our conquest of the humans.

[GRUNTS]

Those stinkin' mutants.

[GRUNTS]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[PANTS]
They won't get away with this.

I gotta stop 'em.

And I know just how to do it.

[♪♪♪]

[WHISTLES]
Hey.

Come out of there,
you overgrown glowworm.

Okay, you got me.

Now try and stop me.

You're starting to get
on my nerves, ozone breath.

[YELLS]

Hey, I think we just found
his weakness.

The polished surface
of your sword

reflected his own energy
back at him.

Then quick,
grab anything shiny.

DONATELLO:
This ought to do the trick.
Hey.

That shed has a ham radio.

Guys, I think I finally
have a plan.

Keep forcing him
toward that shed.

Ah, you miserable turtles.

I'll fry you.

Take a look in the mirror,
bright boy.

[GRUNTS]

Cheap shot.

[STATIC BUZZING]

You won't catch me, turtles.

Here he comes, Donatello.

DONATELLO:
And there he goes.

[SYNAPSE SCREAMING]

Donatello, what did you do?

Simple. I tuned the transmitter
to a superhigh frequency,

and broadcast him
into outer space.

He'll ride the radio waves
forever.

[CHUCKLES]

All in all,
not a bad night's work.

Let's find Michelangelo, and--

[RADIO BEEPS]

MICHELANGELO:
All right, you dudes,
listen up.

Those mutants have built
some kind of flying saucer.

Michelangelo,
are you putting us on?

No way. We gotta stop 'em.

We can't afford to have you
goofing things up again.

Take a look up, dude.

[ENGINE WHIRRING]

Now, let's go get those creeps.

Whoa, Michelangelo. You're back
in a whole new attitude.

You can only push a turtle
so far.

But can you really
fly this thing?

MICHELANGELO:
Just you watch.

Cowabunga!

[♪♪♪]

See? There it is.

DONATELLO:
Whoa. It looks like something
from another planet.

Get us inside, Leonardo.

The Flux Transformer
is in the large bunker

in the center of the base.

You'll land right on top of it,
and enter it from above.

We got turtles.

I don't believe it.

Is there no getting rid
of those reptiles?

HIGHBEAM:
Relax,

I'll sizzle them shellbacks.

HighBeam,
do not use your powers

on board the SkyPlatform.

[♪♪♪]

There they are.

Guys, we're standing
in front of the main engine.

So if we could make those g*ons
really mad...

Come on, muscle brain.

Hit me with your best shot.

Hey, bug face.

Let me have it.

[GROANS]

Hah. You couldn't hit the side
of a barn anyway, bright eyes.

[GRUMBLES]

I can so, you stinkin' turtle.

HighBeam, no!

You fool.

We're going down.

Get to the escape pod.

Oh, sure.

They get an escape pod.

And we get to crash
into that army base.

Got to steer clear
of those people.

That did it.

Great. But what about us?

What else? We jump.

Cowabunga!

Anybody bring a rubber ducky?

Well, dudes, we really clobbered
those suckers.

Uh-huh. You see what you can do

if you get your attitude
straight, Michelangelo?

Hey,
I'm sorry I messed things up.

From now on, my goofing-off days
are over.

Great, but there's still
one big mystery.

What the heck was Titanus after
on that military base?

Hey, fellas.
I just found out from April.

They were guarding
something on that base

called a Flux Transformer.

A Flux Transformer?

You mean somebody actually
succeeded in building one?

You know what it is?

Well, yeah.
It's a device which can warp

the very fabric
of time and space.

I'm beginning
to get the feeling

that Titanus
isn't from around here.

Well, whatever he is,
he's up to something big,

and it's gonna be up to us
to stop him.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]