08x07 - Cyber-Turtles

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LEONARDO:
You guys lose your keys?

It's those turtles.

We ain't
the welcome wagon, bub.

You want it hot,
I'll give you hot.

[BOTH CRY OUT]

I'll pry you weirdos
out of your shells.

[GRUNTING]

[CRIES OUT]

Try prying yourself out of jail.

You ever hear the phrase:

"A fool and his chain
are soon parted"?

[GRUNTING]

MICHELANGELO:
These guys will make a nice
present for the police.

I got it all on tape.

That ought to be enough
to convince Burne

we're on the side
of law and order.

I don't know, guys,

he's really had it in for you

ever since the Channel 6
building blew up.

[PHONE BEEPING]
April here.

BURNE [ on phone ]:
O'Neil? Big story.

There's just been a break-in

at the National Space
Exploration Center.

That's only
a few blocks from here.

Let's check it out.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER
ON POLICE RADIO]

Only one thing was stolen,
officers, the Astro-Viewer.

It's a new type of telescope.

By means of radio frequencies

it can peer into any
corner of the universe.

[♪♪♪]

I don't get it.

What kind of nut would
steal of telescope?

Is it something
Krang and Shedder

might have a use for?

Well, maybe,
but I couldn't say what.

Whoa, dudes, check it out.

LEONARDO:
That almost look like tracks.

What kind of vehicle
leaves Swiss cheese?

A vehicle with spiked wheels.

And it probably belongs

to whoever stole
that Astro-Viewer.

Come on.

[♪♪♪]

Okay, Krang, the antenna's up.

I can't believe we went
to all that trouble

just to steal a telescope.

With some major modifications
I can turn this Astro-Viewer

into a dimensional portal.

Giving us access
to Dimension X once more,

but first I must
check its functions.

SHREDDER:
What the devil? What it is?

It's some kind of StarFighter

and it's passing
close by the Earth.

[BUZZING]

This is Commander Korak,

reporting
in to the Glaxxon Federation.

After months of battle
we have defeated our enemies

and taken possession
of the FireStar.

It will make us Glaxxons

the undisputed masters
of the universe.

It's incredible.

I always thought the FireStar
was just a legend.

So what is it?

It's a crystalline
fragment of matter

produced during the creation
of the universe itself.

It's said to contain the power
of a thousand suns.

Whoever holds such power
would be invincible.

And it is my destiny
to rule the cosmos,

not those creatures.

What are you doing?

Heating up our main laser.

I'm going to bring
that ship down.

[CREW CRIES OUT]

Number 3 Ion Drive is out.

KORAK:
We're going to crash.

DONATELLO:
They're still heading
in the same direction,

toward the old
world's fair grounds.

Let's keep--

[WHISTLING IN DISTANCE]

You whistle?
It's not me.

It's that.

What on earth is it?

Well, technically it's not
really on Earth yet.

No, but it's about
to be. Come on.

I want your damage assessment.

Bebop, blow the hatch.

As always, it's a pleasure.

This stun grenade will
take care of the occupants.

[CRACKLING]

[SCREAMING]

SHEDDER:
They'll be out for 10 minutes.

Oh, boss.

That's what I call a powerful
hunk of space rock.

It must be the FireStar.

Cut it free.

[♪♪♪]

Whoa, it's a spaceship.

DONATELLO:
Looks like something
damaged its engine.

LEONARDO:
And that hatch was blasted open.

Hey, look, dudes,
more of those tracks.

This is all getting a little
too weird for my taste.

Maybe not.

I'm beginning to think that
whoever stole the Astro-Viewer

stole something
from this ship as well.

We'd better check it out.

DONATELLO:
Wait here, we'll only
be a minute.

You'd better be.

Ugh, something must
have knocked us out.

Commander, the FireStar's
been stolen.

What?

Hello?
Anybody home?

Intruders.

Dudes, I get the distinct
feeling we're not welcome.

They may be the ones
who stole the FireStar.

Seize them.

Seize this.

Leave my bud alone,
you sci-fi dude.

Two for the price of one.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

This is pointless.

[ALL CRY OUT]

This can't be right.
We got captured.

[GADGET BUZZING]

No energy readings.

They do not have
the FireStar, commander.

Hey, we just wanted to make sure

no one was hurt
when your ship crashed.

Yeah, we come in friendship
and all that jazz.

We Glaxxons have no friends.

Only enemies.

Take their weapons
and lock them up.

We'll deal with
the four prisoners later.

We must find the FireStar.

You've got the Turtles.
I'm going to need help.

And I know just where to get it.

All right, there's your rock.

Now what?

Shedder, don't you see?

I was planning to turn
the Astro-Viewer

into a portal to Dimension X.

But by adding the power
of the FireStar,

I can destroy the dimensional
boundary altogether.

The two dimensions
will become one,

with us as absolute masters.

There's a flaw in your
little scheme, Krang.

What happens when those aliens
come looking for the FireStar?

Our old friend Bezerko

equipped us with
a sensor-cloaking device.

They'll never even know
it's here until it's too late.

No energy reading
on the FireStar.

Whoever stole it must
be jamming our sensors.

Well, I'll find it,

even if we have
to destroy this world.

Fetch the Cyber suits.

[GASPS]

You called for help, April?

Oh, I wish you wouldn't
do that, Casey Jones.

What's happened to the Turtles?

They're being held c*ptive
onboard that alien ship.

All right, let's bash our way
in there and get them out.

No, Casey.

Something was stolen from
the aliens called the FireStar.

We've got to find it and trade
it to them for the Turtles.

Sounds like kind
of a wimpy plan.

And we'll find it by following
those tracks.

Okay, but if I don't
see some action soon,

I'm going to bust a gut.

[♪♪♪]

LEONARDO:
Maybe we can get
this portal open.

[ALL GRUNTING]

Prepare to activate Cyber suits.

Holy guacamole.

Those Cyber suits are turning
them into giant cyborgs.

Come, we must find
the FireStar.

They'll tear the city apart
trying to find that thing.

And they could do it, easy.

We've got to stop them.

And how do we get past that?

DONATELLO;
We'll do it with mirrors.

[ZAPPING]

All right, we're outta here.

What we need are some
of those Cyber suits.

Everybody grab one.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

We must split into two teams

and continue to search
for the FireStar.

Okay, Turtles, let's do it.

[BUZZING]

MICHELANGELO:
So, uh, like, now what?

These suits we're wearing must
control the Cyber armor.

Hiya.

MICHELANGELO:
Oh, too cool.
We're Cyber Turtles.

Hiya-- Whoa.

Ugh, I guess I don't quite
have the hang of it yet.

[SIRENS BLARING]

Get ready to pick
on someone your own size.

Those creatures stole
Cyber suits. Destroy them.

They've got onboard
weapons systems.

Then so do we.

Well, yeah, but we don't
know how to use them.

[CRIES OUT]

Dudes, I think we're in trouble.

KRANG:
Bebop, connect the FireStar.

[BUZZING]

Now to merge this universe
with Dimension X.

Okay, let's show
those g*ons who's--

Uh-oh.

[♪♪♪]

We must continue the search
for the FireStar.

Man, I've heard
of falling real estate,

but this takes the cake.

Is everyone okay?

RAPHAEL:
Yeah, thanks to these
Cyber suits

we weren't even scratched.

MICHELANGELO:
We got to stop those
metal maniacs.

KRANG:
It's working, Shedder.

The FireStar
is destroying the boundary

between this world
and Dimension X.

APRIL:
I knew Krang and Shedder
were behind this.

Yeah, but what's that?

I don't know,

but the other side
of that hole looks like

Dimension X.

I better tell the guys.

[TURTLECOM BEEPS]

APRIL [ON TURTLECOM]:
Guys, come in.

Yeah, April, what is it?

I think Shedder and Krang
stole the aliens' FireStar.

They're using it to blast
a hole into Dimension X.

If he destroys
the dimensional barrier

our universe will merge
with Dimension X.

LEONARDO:
Michelangelo, we'll go after
Krang and Shedder,

Raphael and Donatello,

put those aliens
out of commission.

Oh, sure, no problem.
Piece of cake.

Boy, are we gluttons
for punishment, or what?

APRIL:
We've got to get in there
and shut down that ray somehow.

So let's just bash our way in.

Casey, no.
That place is loaded

with all sorts
of automatic defenses.

Then we'll have
to find another way in.

APRIL:
Uh, Casey, what are we doing?

CASEY:
Getting a jump on those geeks.

The four prisoners escaped.

What? We must find them.

RAPHAEL:
We just saved you the trouble,
you overstuffed alley cat.

Two against four, eh?

I like those odds.

It takes more than fancy armor
to make you a real fighter.

We Glaxxons are the mightiest
warriors in the galaxy.

You will never stop us.

That'll teach you
to mess with a Turtle.

[GRUNTS]

Fancy meeting you here.

Now, to obliterate
these meddlers.

RAPHAEL:
Donatello, we are going
to be in big trouble

unless you can activate
our weapons systems.

I'm trying, I'm trying.

[ZAPPING]

[♪♪♪]

Let's go.

Attention all Rock Warriors
in Dimension X,

this is Krang, Lord Krang.

Prepare for the conquest
of Earth.

[BEEPS]

Oh, no.

Shedder, someone's on the roof.

Okay, I got us here, now what?

We head inside and get that
FireStar somehow.

SHREDDER:
You'll have to get
past us first.

Now that's my idea of fun.

Stinkin' rhino.

[YELPS]

So you match steel with me,

you pathetic excuse
for a vigilante?

Start backing up,
little lady.

SHREDDER:
A few more steps and you'll both
finally be out of my hair.

MICHELANGELO:
Better watch your own step,
Shred-Head.

It's-It's the Turtles!

My how they've grown.

Dude, check it out,
April was right.

LEONARDO:
They're destroying the boundary
between our world

and Dimension X.

Michelangelo,
you help April and Casey.

Leave me friends alone,
you little creepazoids.

APRIL:
Let's move. We've got
to shut down that ray.

Got to hold these rockheads off.

I'll cut that overgrown
turtle down to size.

RAPHAEL:
What is that?

[GRUNTING]

Looks like I'm out
of the running, dudes.

BEBOP:
Whoa. How do we get
down from here?

ROCKSTEADY:
I think we fall.

[YELPING]

RAPHAEL:
We can't hide
from those jerks.

We got to fight fire with fire.

But I can't figure out
how our weapons systems work.

Now to finish--

What in the seven galaxies?

GLAXXON:
It looks like a hole
in the fabric of space and time.

Only the FireStar is powerful
enough to do such a thing.

We must finish off
these earthlings.

Resume Triangle Fire.

"Triangle Fire"?

Raphael, that's it.

Hit the red triangle
in front of you.

Say cheese,
you overblown tin cans.

[SCREAMS]

Have a nice trip,
lizard breath.

We Glaxxons never surrender.

That's what you think, furball.

Let's move it.

If this hole gets much bigger,

I won't be able
to hold them back.

Do your worst, Turtle.

In a moment it'll be too late.

Meddling fools.

[GRUNTS]

I've got it.

All right. April and Casey must
have gotten to the FireStar.

Now to get out of here.

SHREDDER:
You'll find that
won't be so easy,

Miss O'Neil.

Now you're finished.

LEONARDO:
Dream on, Shedder.

[ALL CRY OUT]

Dudes, now this is the only
way to travel.

We admit defeat.

By the ancient laws of w*r,

you may dispatch us
as you see fit.

We don't want to hurt you.

No. You're free to go.

What? You're giving us mercy?

But we have
to destroy this thing.

Yeah, it's too powerful
for anyone to own it.

It nearly turned our universe
into a suburb of Dimension X.

You have opened
my eyes, Turtles.

In our lust for power

we Glaxxons could have
destroyed the universe.

But there is only one way
to destroy the FireStar,

it must be taken to the core
of the galaxy

and incinerated in the heat
of a million suns.

Let us do this deed to atone
for our w*r-like ways.

LEONARDO:
All right. We'll help
you fix your ship

and you can be on your way.

Farewell, Turtles,
and thank you.

Do you think they'll actually
destroy the FireStar?

I believe they will try,
Raphael.

Then why do you look
so worried, master?

Since time began w*r-like people
have sought ultimate power.

There could be many alien races
who might try to seize

the FireStar before
the Glaxxons can destroy it.

And if one of them
should succeed,

we will no doubt hear
from the Glaxxons again.

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