10x07 - The Day the Earth Disappeared

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[ Rumbling ]

There's some kind
of disturbance
in the Earth's crust.

I-It's tearing
the place apart.

[ Leonardo ]
Dudes, look!

What on earth
is going on?

Looks like doomsday, dudes!

[ Leonardo ]
And here comes
Mr. Doom himself!

There's too many of them.

No, there's just enough...

to help me conquer Earth...

and finally destroy
the Ninja Turtles.

Not if I can
help it, Dregg!

You can't help it,
reptile!

- [ Grunts ]
- [ Raphael ]
Whoa!

No one can erase
the green team!

[ Chuckles ]
Oh, but I will!

- Gotcha, dude!
- Wrong!

[ Creaking ]

[ Leonardo Grunting ]
Last one into the alley
is a plastic turtle toy!

[ Creaking ]

Now to get rid of you
for good!

At last!

I've destroyed the Turtles!

[ Sinister Cackling ]

In your dreams,
dude!
But you're--

The real Ninja Turtles.
You just destroyed four
extremely lifelike holograms.

We saw you coming
a light-year away, Dregg.

Well, now I'll destroy you!

[ Tires Screeching ]

You'll regret this,
reptiles!

You'll pay!
I swear it!

Mung, beam us aboard.

Guess we're gonna
have to pay, dudes.

Yeah, 50 cents to see
his ugly mug getting trashed
in tomorrow morning's headlines.

They will pay, Mung.

Lord Dregg.
[ Panting ]

Why
aggravate yourself...

by looking at our old
battle films of the Turtles?

Because, Mung,

it is by correcting
our mistakes...

that we shall defeat them.

Have you carried out
my orders?

Yes. The microbots
have completed your new
vortex transporter.

We're ready to commence
the invasion.

Good.

I've waited far too long
for this day.

In the past, I've failed
to conquer the Earth...

because I was always
in the enemy's territory.

This time
I shall fight the battle
in my territory!

Hook the Dreggnaught's
nuclear engines...

to the transporter
power supply.

Yes, my lord.

[ Dregg ]
With a slight adjustment...

in the time-space
coordinates,

the vortex transporter
will function as a space warp.

In a few hours, the Earth
will be orbiting a new sun...

in a solar system...

I control!

- Open the warp.
- As you command, sire.

[ Alarm Blaring ]

[ Donatello ]
It's the early warning
system!

I'll check the scanner.

There's no one
outside.
Ditto in the sewer.

[ Yawns ]

Probably just another
sewer maintenance bozo
looking for rats.

Oh, uh, no offense,
Sensei.

[ Chuckles ]
None taken.

Speaking of rats,

I've got a feeling
that Dregg is behind this.

I-I don't get it.

The scanners show
nothing out there,

but there's a huge disturbance
in the Earth's magnetic field.

Is that like, uh,
a good disturbance
or a bad disturbance?

"Bad" isn't
the word for it.

If it's what I think,
it could be disastrous.

[ Beeps ]
Oh, wonderful.

This better not be
another virus.

[ Wind Gusting ]

What is that?

Hey, guys,
check this out.

[ Splinter ]
What is it?
Some kind of space warp.

Is that what was causing
the magnetic disturbance?

Yes, and according
to my scanners...

on the other side of the warp
is... Dimension X.

[ All ]
Dregg!

The warp is over
a thousand miles across...

and growing at a speed
of 3,000 miles an hour.

At that rate,
in a little over two hours--

It'll be big enough
to swallow the Earth.

I think we can
safely assume...

that is exactly
what Dregg has in mind.

Major bummer.

Our only hope is to pinpoint
the source of the warp
and knock it out.

But, dudes, the warp's
a thousand miles
above the Earth.

Not even
a Teenage Mutant Bald Eagle
could fly that high.

We don't have to.

I can use the portal
to trace the energy flow.

[ Crackling ]

If I can adjust
the coordinates properly,

we should be able
to lock on to the warp.

That's it, Donatello!
I can see the warp!

Lord Dregg, someone is trying
to penetrate the warp opening.

Well, see if you can
locate the source.

As you wish.

[ Gasping ]
Sire, it's coming
from the Earth.

Lock on to the source...

and suck whoever it is
into the black hole.

But if we move
the black hole into place
too early,

it could destabilize
the warp.

We may not be able
to pull the Earth through
into Dimension X as planned.

I don't want explanations.

I want my orders followed!

Do it!

Y-Yes, Lord Dregg.

The black hole will not only
bring the Earth to me.

It will be a fitting tomb
for those who dare
try to stop me.

The warp is still growing!

Can it be stopped,
Donatello?

Oh, sure. But we'll
have to take the portal.

That bogus gizmo?

I wouldn't feel safe in that
if I was a crash dummy.

Listen, according
to my instruments,

The Dreggnaught's
transporter
is the source of the warp.

We should be able
to jump through the portal,

take out the transporter
and jump back.

Is it just me,

or does anyone else think
that's not gonna be that easy?

Whoa!
What's that?

It-- It looks like a--
a black hole!

What's it doing
in the portal?

Perhaps Dregg
has spotted us.

- But how?
- The portal
is a two-way opening.

He must be using
the black hole's gravity to try
to pull us into Dimension X.

Donatello!
Shut the portal!

I-It's not responding!

[ Grunts ]
Why am I not surprised?

Guys, have you seen
what's happening in the sky?

Uh, this is a bad time,
April!

[ Grunting ]
I can't hold on!

Donatello!

Raphael! Michelangelo!
What's happening?

Sensei! Grab my hand!

[ Grunting ]
Save yourselves!

Sensei!

Lord Dregg,

it's the Turtles!

[ Chuckles ]
This is even better
than I'd hoped for.

But there are only
two of them.

Well, that's two less
to deal with.

Once I get rid of the other two,
nothing will stand in my way.

Move the black hole closer
to the warp, Mung.

Uh, but, sire,

it's too dangerous.

Question my orders
one more time,

and you will know
the meaning of "dangerous."

Michelangelo, let go!
We've gotta try
to help the others!

Yeah, but, Dude,
if we go through the portal...

we might never be able
to close the warp
and save the Earth!

I hope I can get to the lair
before it's too late.

[ Grunting ]

Where are we?

It looks like
some kind of planetoid
within the black hole,

suspended in
a gravitational eddy.

Where's Splinter?
What could have
happened to him?

Well, with the warping
of space and time
he could've landed anywhere,

a mile away or a million.

Or even in another time.

We've got to try
and find him.

[ Static ]

The gravitational field
is interfering
with my scanner.

Let's try that way.

The black hole is moving
within a million miles
of the warp.

Oh, just what
I was afraid of.

The warp
isn't open wide enough.

The gravitational interference
is creating a warp storm.

[ Crackling ]

Ohh!

[ Panting ]
We've got to stop
the warp storm...

before the ship
is torn apart!

Hurry, Mung!

I've locked on
to the black hole.

Activating
gravitational envelope now!

[ Mung ]
Diverting all power
to the envelope.

Dregg's ship.
How odd.

[ Computer Beeping ]

[ Gasping ]

The warp storm
is subsiding.

I hope my students
are all right.

Perhaps I can help them
in some way.

An invasion force.

Hmm.

[ Rumbling ]

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ Grunting ]
We can't hang on...

much longer!

- Guys?
[ Grunts ]
- April, get back!

Grab on to my hand!

It's no good!
You'll get sucked in!

There's nothing we can do
for anyone here, dude!

We gotta surf
through the portal,
no matter how dangerous it is!

If we're not
back in an hour,
cancel our cable TV.

Oh, great.
Now they're all gone.

[ Grunting ]
Guess I'll hold down the fort.

If I can just hold on myself!

[ Both Grunting ]
Whoa!

Leonardo?
Donatello?

I don't like the look
of this place.

[ Panting ]
Well, look on
the bright side, dude.

At least we didn't
end up in some
gross monster's belly.

[ Roaring ]

Think I spoke
too soon?
Way too soon.

[ Roaring ]

[ Grunting, Whimpering ]

I couldn't even
pick his teeth with these.

Tie him up with your grappler,
Michelangelo!

It's back in the lair,
dude!

Oh, this wouldn't be so bad
if I was trying to save
a beautiful princess.

Like, what am I,
chopped liver?

Well, no.

But if we're not careful,
we're gonna be
chopped turtle.

[ Roaring ]

Let's boogie!
Whoa-oh-ohh!

- Dude!
- Forget about me!

- Go for the warp!
- No way, José!

Hey, black hole breath!
How 'bout a double turtle
whopper with secret sauce?

- [ Shrieking ]
- Yo, Mr. Beast!

Your mother
wears gravity boots!

[ Laughs ]
Oh, great.

Why not just put us on a plate
with a sprig of parsley?

Now!

[ Beeping ]

I'm getting
a life reading
up ahead.

Sensei?

Well, that's odd.

The scanner indicates
this is the spot,
but there's nothing here.

- [ Rumbling ]
- Donatello!

The ground!

Run!

[ Panting ]

That was close.

- Whoa!
- Leonardo!

The warp
is fully open,
Lord Dregg.

Very well.
Move the black hole
into position.

As you command.

[ Screaming ]

Oh, no!
The portal's starting to close!

This isn't working!

The Earth is approaching
the warp, Lord Dregg.

Estimated time
of arrival in Dimension X...

is less than 30 minutes.

[ Chuckles ]
You know, Mung,

I don't know which
gives me more pleasure,

seeing my new home planet
approaching...

or knowing that the Turtles
won't be seeing
another sunrise on it.

[ Laughing ]

I do not wish to fight.

But cast a stone
into the lake--

[ Yelling In Japanese ]

and the ripples
will return to you.

[ Japanese ]

I trust I've made my point.

If my inner senses
do not deceive me,

these will be
the ship's computer relays.

Ah. The transporter
override controls.

[ Beeping ]

[ Yelling, Grunting ]

Get back,
before the monster
comes through.

[ Roaring ]

This oughta chill him out!

I wonder
where we landed
this time.

Uh, something tells me
it's not the North Pole.

[ Footstep Landing ]
And something tells me
that dude's not Santa Claus!

Move very slowly
toward the portal.
[ Shrieking ]

Maybe it won't
notice us.

Then again,
maybe it will.

[ Roaring ]
Okay, I think
that's our cue.

[ Both ]
Run!

We'll never
outrun it!
We don't have to, dude!

The bigger they are,
the harder they fall!

[ Both Yelling ]

Are you sure
this was a good idea?

Dude, it was the only idea!

[ Grunting ]
This rock is like steel!

[ Grunting ]
If we don't get free soon,

there won't be any Earth
to go home to.

[ Grunting ]
I think I've just about got it.

Oh! Nothing's working!

The Earth
will come in contact
with Dimension X space...

in 60 seconds.

Excellent.

As soon as it's
cleared the warp,

transport
the black hole away.

I wouldn't want
my new planet to get
sucked into oblivion...

with those reptiles.

[ Chuckling ]
Yes, my lord.

[ Mung Gasps ]
There's an intruder!

Stop him!

You won't slip
out of this trap,
you meddling rat.

The fool is in the air lock!

He's space debris now.
[ Beep ]

Get ready to transport
the black hole away
on my command.

What?

I'm afraid I cannot wait
for your master's command.

[ Beep ]

You fool! You've transported
the black hole into the ship!

We'll all be destroyed!

It is not the black hole
that will destroy you, Dregg,

but your own evil.

Sensei!
You're alive!

As are you,
I am happy to say.

But none of you will be
for long.

[ Grunting, Yelling ]

The Earth is almost
through the warp.

We've only got a few moments
to stop it.

Say good-bye
to your transporter, Dregg!

You fool.

That won't stop
your puny planet.

All you've done
is prevent us from
withdrawing the black hole.

Now your Earth
will be sucked into it.

Oh, in that case
we'll just have to destroy
all of your computers.

[ Yelling ]

[ Exhales ]
The warp's closed.

Way to go!

H-Hey, there's, uh,
only one problem though.

With the warp closed
and the transporter gone,

there's no way
for us to get home.

You've got a worse problem
than that, reptiles.

With the navigational
computers gone,

this ship is adrift in space!

We'll all be sucked
into the black hole!

[ Mung ]
And when the
gravitational forces...

disrupt
the Dreggnaught's
reactor core--

This tin can's
going to explode
like a supernova!

A small price to pay
for saving the Earth.

At least I'll have
the satisfaction
of knowing...

I took you with me.

[ Yelling, Grunting ]

I guess this is good-bye,
Sensei.

Yes,
but not for us.

Dudes,
we made it!

Hurry!
Back into the portal!

- Stop!
- [ Yelling ]

Oh! I didn't think
you'd make it in time!

I've been
holding the portal open
for an hour.

- Close it!
- [ Beeping ]

[ Grunts ]

No!

An internal
"parafrasion,"

the space warp closed,
allowing the Earth
to remain in its orbit.

The disaster is over.

You ever notice
we never get
the credit we deserve?

Truer words
were never spoken.

Hey, guys.
Look at this.

I adjusted
the plasma dampers...

and attenuated
the time-space helix.

Cool! Uh, now how about
one more time in English.

I fixed the portal!

Check it out! See?
Purring like a kitten.

[ Roaring ]

Hungry as a tiger!

All right, all right.
I won't turn it on again.

I promise.