07x22 - Happy Trails

[bunniefuu]

The last day of camp.

Can you smell it?
The energy, the excitement.

[sniffing]

I'm also smelling a gas leak?

No, we're pointing out
new smells.

Hey, how's wedding prep
going, Parker?

Oh, great.
I paid the caterers extra

and now they're gonna
cook our food.

Well, I'm gonna go
get ready with my family.

-But I'll see you tonight
for the big moment?
-[giggles]

I'm gonna need
verbal confirmation!

Don't worry. I'm like 60% sure
this is gonna
happen for you, buddy.

So Parker,
who's coming to the wedding?

I hope there's a lot
of cute [sing-song] guys.

Today's not about
[sing-song] you.

[in normal voice]
My girlfriend's invited right?

Well, my family is not coming.

They conveniently
got trapped in space.

I'm starting to suspect
Priscilla had that meteor
strike her station on purpose.

Less competition
to catch the bouquet.

Noice!

But the rest
of my chosen family
has arrived. Hey!

-We're here!
-Hi, everyone!

Matteo! Gwen!

I'm so happy we made it.

We caught the last flight
into Dusty Tush airport.

Seriously, the last flight.

The FAA was shutting it down.

I guess "Bring Your Own Wing"
Wednesday didn't work out
too great.

Yeah, it's weird.
We walked and the others

took the shuttle,
but we still beat them.

[donkey braying]

Howdy.

Whoa!

This place has
a donkey shuttle.

Finn! Ava!

Hey, Lou!

Looks like you found a town
weirder than Moose Rump!

I'm excited to see
where this goes.

Finally, a familiar face.

Hey, good to see you, Tim.
How's your mom?

Yep, it's gonna be
a great last day.

-Seriously, what is that?
-[mouthing] Yeah.

[all] ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

So how are things
back in Maine?

Are you all holding down
the fort at Camp Kikiwaka?

Yeah. And Ava's k*lling it
as Camp Overlord.

You mean Camp Director?

[laughs] Not the way I run.

Matteo, why haven't you
applied to be a counselor?
You'd be so great at it.

No offense,
but middle management
isn't my style.

Real power is wielded
in the shadows.

Okay, permanent camper it is.

Plus, I'm too busy at MIT
and trying to get

Frankie Whispers
a residency in Vegas.

But most importantly,

this lady and I are in
a long distance re-laysh.

Nope, I can't
pull off that word.

We don't see each other
as much as we'd like,

but I'm loving city life.

I got a driver's license

and I have something called
"uncontrollable road rage."

Lou, you brought
Mound of Brown

to this camp, too?

No.

It followed me here.

So, what's Dusty Tush like?

Well, why don't I
show you guys?

I can give you
a tour of everything.

-Absolutely.
-Can I drive?

Sorry, but I'm gonna
have to pass.

[clears throat]
This dusty ranch air

is tough
on ol' Frankie's pipes.

I thought his name was Matteo.

How you feeling
about today, Parker?

A little nervous.

Don't worry.
I'm tracking Victoria's phone.

If she runs
for the train station,
I am on it.

No, I'm nervous because
I have to ask Lou

about opening
Camp Ski-kiwaka year-round.

If she's on board,
I won't be back next summer.

Wait, you're not
coming back either?

Oh, I'm going to Juilliard's
summer theater program
next year.

I can't send the wigs
back now.

Wow! So, I guess it's just you
here next year, Destiny.

Uh, about that.

Nature Without Borders
goes through the summer.
So I'm out, too.

I've already hired the goat
to run the Dusty Diner.

What? He's the town's
only vegan.

So we all have to tell Lou
we're leaving?

She might take that
pretty hard.

Yeah, the last person
who breaks the news

might as well just
dig their own grave

in the Dusty Tush
cemetery/community garden.

You're right.

I guess there's only
one thing left to do.

Me first!

Well, I'm done
decorating his love trellis.

Wait, so that's
Noah's real name?

Hey, guys.
Very important question.

Ugh! Finn,
we've been over this.

Just because movies used
to be in black and white

doesn't mean the world
wasn't in color.

That's what they
want you to think.

But, I was going to ask
what you all got

Parker and Victoria
for their wedding gift.

We have to get them a gift?

Duh. If you don't
get them a wedding gift,

you won't be invited
on the honeymoon.

You go on people's honeymoons?

Yeah, it's super weird.

The wedding starts
in a few hours.

Can't we just add
our names to your gift?

Of course.

Oh, no, wait.
I realized I forgot
to get them a gift, too.

Why don't we
give them something
that's from all of us?

On the range,
sometimes the cows
get together

and all poop at the same time.

There's probably
a better comparison.

A group gift's a great idea.
How about this?

I'm still big into
the DJ scene

and I just met someone famous
who could DJ the wedding.

-Bijan Robinson!
-[both] No!

It was just
a suggestion. Geez.

If we're getting them
a group gift,
it better be good.

I just found out that
their honeymoon resort
has a lazy river

and I am not missing out.

Hey, Lou.

Uh, I need to talk to you
about something important.

Uh-oh. I was afraid
this might happen.

Look, cold feet
on your wedding day
is totally normal.

But the fact that Victoria
agreed to marry you
in the first place

is a miracle.

Wow. Save some material
for your best man speech.
[chuckles]

No. I wanted to talk to you
about Camp Ski-kiwaka.

Our winter camp
in the mountains?

So this was about cold feet.
Ha! Nailed it, no notes.

Lou, I think we should open
Camp Ski-kiwaka year round.

And I wanted to ask
if I could run it
in the summer.

Oh.

But that means you can't
work here next year, right?

Not being at the ranch
with you will be
the worst part of this.

But I feel like
it's the best way to reach
as many kids as possible.

Like you have, Lou.

So, what do you say, boss?

I say,

It's a great plan
and I'm proud of you for it.
Go get 'em.

Really? Thanks, Lou.

Thank you.

Now, if Victoria shows up
to marry me later,

this will be the best day
of my life! [laughs]

I am gonna really miss having
you around here, Parker.

But at least I'll still have
Destiny and Noah to lean on.

Yeah, sure will!
Hey, I gotta do groom stuff.
Great chat, bye!

Hey, Lou, you got any
job openings for my buddy Tim?

Who's Tim?

The shuttle donkey.

Scout, don't be ridiculous.
I can't just hire
some random donkey.

Tell him to send me
a resume first.

[The Marshal] The nephew!

Congrats are in order.

I heard you got
good news today.

Oh, yeah. Great news.

Well, I can't believe, uh,
The Nephew of mine

is gonna be even more
stinkin' rich than I am.

Because I am pretty stinky.

Yup, I'm real excited.

Your words do not
match your face.

But the words
are less problematic for me,
so I'll believe them.

Bye-bye now.

The first stop on our tour
is Downtown Dusty Tush.

Downtown? There's not even
a red light to run.

Oh, here's one of our
local eccentrics now!

Meet The Marshal.

He's an adult who always
shows up at our camp
for some reason.

I don't have
to explain myself to you.

I saw a chicken
beat you at checkers.

Her parents were champions.
I had no chance.

Now, you guys get to choose
the next stop on the tour.

Local woman
who collects teeth,

shoe cobbler
who does root canals,

or a goat
that manages a restaurant?

Uh, tooth lady. Lead the way!

Excellent choice.

Yes!

Hey. Did my favorite
loyal counselors want a word?

Uh, yes. Destiny and I
just wanted to thank you for...

My endless support and caring
for you throughout the years,
like you were my own family?

You're welcome.

Uh... Destiny, line?

We got you a gift! [chuckles]

[gasps] Sweet angel.

I'm acting surprised,
but I saw him as soon
as I walked in.

-Go ahead, read his tag.
-Oh.

"My name is Lou Junior
and I am never leaving you.
But Destiny and Noah are."

[gasps] Say what now?

Oh, I think Lou Junior
wrote more on the back.

"Destiny and Noah
love you very much

and wish they could
be here next summer

but they'll be gone,
just like they are right now."

[cow mooing]

Were you in on this too,
Lou Junior?

You adorable little traitor.

We looked at
Parker and Victoria's registry

and no one got them
the blender they wanted.

-So...
-Winnie and I...

made one!

Uh, that doesn't
look like a blender.

Uh, well, we were very limited
to using things around camp.

It was either this
or a lawn mower,

and I didn't wanna
remind you of your ex.

Thank you, friend.

How does it look now?

Is that a slop bucket?

It's a slop "carafe."

"Bucket" wasn't
the problematic word.

Come on guys, the real blender
was way too expensive.

And this one
works great. Look.

Winnie, the demo, please.

We're gonna put
some ice, fruit and juice
into the blender.

[splashing]

Now...

Rip it, Matteo!

Stand back.

-[motor revs]
-Ohhh. [laughs] First try.

I'll be telling Gwen
about this.

Now, everyone,
get ready for smoothies!

-[motor whirring]
-[splattering]

Uh, maybe we should have
gone with a gift card.

[coughs] I think there's
a blueberry lodged
in my brain.

[sneezes]

Not anymore.

Wow, Lou. You look prettier
than a spotted pony
in a daisy field.

Thank you. I might be sad,
but at least I'm gorgeous.

[sighs] I've gotten
so much bad news today.

But with you by my side,
I know I'll feel better soon.

I'm so grateful for you.

And I'm grateful for you.

But I was just on my way
to tell you something.

Oh no, are you
leaving Dusty Tush, too?

[gasps] Oh no! Are you
leaving Dusty Tush, too?

Well, I just found out
that a frozen dinner company
in Alaska

wants to add Brobblers
to their pre-made trays.

Right next to
the mac and cheese.

Mac-adjacent?
Sweetie, that's amazing!

What about the wedding?

I'm so sorry, Lou.

They're sending a helicopter
right now to take me
to Twin Cheeks airport

since ours was deemed
"always on fire."

And I don't know
if I'll be back.

-So this is it?
-[♪ sad music playing]

I'm gonna miss you so much.

These weeks with you
have been the best of my life.

Mine too.

But, I get it.
This is your big break.

I'll be fine.

Goodbye, Lou.

Goodbye, Ryder.

[♪ sad music continues]

I gotta get out of here.
Where's a donkey tub
when you need one?

Tim! If you show up right now,
you can name your salary.

Out the tram windows
you can see
the majestic Grand Tetons!

And directly across from us,

you can see a camp director
who I suspect was hoping
to get some alone time.

Lou, is everything okay?

Yeah. I'm just headed up
to the top of this mountain

to scream into the void
and see if the void
screams back.

You guys hitting the slopes?

But today is such a big day
for the camp.

Why would you
want to be alone?

Because everyone is leaving.

Everyone always leaves.

Campers grow up,
counselors move on

and I'm the only one
who stays.

It just feels like so much
of my life is saying goodbye.

It makes me wonder...
should I even be
a camp director anymore?

Lou, I get it.

Eventually, the summer
always has to end.

And that's hard.

But it's also a part
of what makes our time
at camp so special.

I know.

It's just really tough
to be the one
who's always left behind.

You know, eventually,
Jake, Winnie and Bill
are gonna leave, too.

And that's how it should be.

I love watching y'all grow up
and spread your wings, but,

just once,

I wish someone would stay put.

[tram jerks and stops]

Wasn't talking to you, tram.

I got this.

[shouts] Hey, pal! Get movin',
or so help me I will end you!

Did you hear that road rage?

I am k*lling it at city life.

Don't worry,
I'll call for help.

Dang it,
there's no cell service.

If we're stuck up here
too long,
we'll miss Parker's wedding.

Uh, what's that?

Ah, good eye, Ava.

If you look directly
through the skylight,
you can see

the cable suspending our tram
fraying dangerously.

And just to the right,
a sparrow's nest.

Wait, what did you just say?

"Sparrow's nest."

Although I suppose it could be
some kind of finch.

Oh, no.

That cable looks really bad.

There's got to be
other safety measures
on here, right?

Um, this emergency manual
just says,

"If you're reading this,
it's too late."

Oh! There's also
a word jumble. [giggles]

Okay, everybody, stay calm.

-I'm sure everything
is gonna be just fine.
-[sighs in relief]

-[tram clangs]
-[all screaming]

Okay, everybody panic.
It is not fine.

[all screaming]

Did you find Lou?

No, I asked all around,
and no one's seen her.
Or my sandals.

What? If I'm searching
camp anyhow.

No sign of Lou in town.

The shuttle donkey
gave me a lift back

after I promised
to pass along his resume.

[scoffs] Like anyone would
believe he types 60 words
a minute using hooves.

Where is Lou?

I can't start the wedding
without my best friend.

[clears throat]
Co-best friend.

Ooh, I'm sorry.
I don't know what that was.

Okay, let's begin.

Now it's officiant,
it's my job

to keep you on time
and tickle the crowd
with humor.

I hope everyone thinks
cummerbund is a funny word.

Because I plan to go
to that well a lot.

Unfortunately,
we're missing someone.

I see.

Well, deep down,
I suppose we all knew
Victoria would run.

Lou! Lou's the one missing?

Just Lou? You sure?

Does anyone
have eyes on Victoria?

Look, just go stall for time.

No problem.

I'll buy you
all the time you need.

Great news, folks!

Me and my tambo
are taking requests.

[high-pitched voice]
Play "Wonderwall."

[in normal voice]
Why, thank you, stranger
for the suggestion.

[♪ plays tambourine]

-[tram creaks]
-[screaming]

Everyone stay calm.
We are all gonna be okay.

-You really think so?
-Of course not.
It's just something you say!

I really don't know how long
that cable's gonna hold.
So everyone try not to move.

-[tram creaks]
-[shrieking]

That includes you, tram.

Aw.

Guys, it's been
a really long time

since we were fearing
for our lives together.

-[loud creaking]
-[screaming]

I can't say that I missed it.

[whirring]

Look! There's the helicopter.

And a rescue cowboy?

-[♪ heroic music playing]
-[Ryder] Howdy y'all.

Ryder? What are you
doing here?

I'm stayin', Lou.

I should have never have left
in the first place.

I belong here
in Dusty Tush with you.

O-M-G, this is so romantic.

I can't believe it.
How'd you even find us?

After I came to my senses
in the copter,

I had the pilot turn back.

Then we saw
this tram dangling
and I thought,

"If anybody could be
trapped in a random,
near death experience,

it'd be my Lou
and her campers."

Okay, this is lovely,
but can we get rescued now?

-[all screaming]
-Good idea.

Everyone out
of the death taxi.

Aw! Jake, you're right.
That is a sparrow's nest.

-Gwen?
-Sorry.

It doesn't feel right
to start without Lou.

I wouldn't have even
met Victoria
if it weren't for her.

[clears throat]

I guess we have to start.

[♪ soft wedding music playing]

[all] Aw!

You're good, Lou Junior.

Nobody can tell you've only
been walking for two weeks.

A tiny cow.

That's how they make
the small cartons of milk.

I'm gonna have to care for you
my whole life, aren't I?

[♪ "The Wedding March"
playing]

[helicopter whirring]

-[people mumbling]
-Is that a helicopter?

Oh, no! They found me.

Take this ruby
and if they search you,
swallow it.

No way! And how do you
never have money
for the snack bar?

Shh!

I'm here. You can start the...

Oh! You started the wedding
without me. Hurtful.

I knew you'd make it.

I couldn't miss
my best friend's wedding.

Uh, co-best friend's.
You know what?
I'mma make name tags.

Oh, my goodness.

It means so much to me
that Parker has
such great friends.

Can I, uh, finish walking
down the aisle now?

Cool, cool.
You look so pretty.

-Maybe we should
just take our seats.
-Fair enough.

Where were you, Jake?

In an aerial tram
that got stuck

and nearly plummeted
down a mountain.

Oh. That's a new one for us.

Welcome, everyone.

The, uh...

The...

[vice breaking] The dictionary
defines "love" as...

Hey, buddy. Uh, we're already
two hours behind.

Maybe speed it up
just a little.

I hear ya.

[crying] Rings, please.

-Do you?
-I do.

-Do you?
-I do.

I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

Yeah, we may have
overcorrected just a bit.

It's okay. I couldn't wait
another second
to marry you anyhow.

Me neither.

Then go ahead
and kiss each other!

[all cheering]

[sobbing]

[gasps] Another blueberry?

Back off, ladies!

He's all mine.

[all cheering]

[♪ tambourine playing]

Attention, everybody.

-The groom
would like to speak.
-Yeah!

Really feels like he's making
this day all about him,
doesn't it? [laughs]

[Parker] Hey, everyone.

First off,
I want to thank you all

for this
incredible celebration.

This place and all of you

are so special
to Victoria and me.

Which makes it bittersweet
to know that we won't be

a part of Kikiwaka Ranch
next summer.

But that's only
because we have
an amazing opportunity,

that we never would have had

without the generosity
of our friend,

Lou Hockhauser.

-[all cheering]
-[♪ tambourine playing]

Lou, you and this camp
changed my life.

Heck yeah, you did.

And I know I'm not
the only one
that feels that way.

It's true.
When I came to camp,

I was an
intense perfectionist,
overly ambitious kid.

And now,
I'm an intense perfectionist,
overly ambitious adult.

Who knows how to harness
all of that to achieve
anything she wants in life.

And Lou, you and camp
gave me the confidence
I needed to pursue my dreams,

even when it was hard.

And it's given me friendship,

that I know
will keep supporting me,
no matter what.

[together]
He's talking about me.

Kikiwaka helped us grow up.

And prepared us for the world.

It gave us
lifelong friendships.

It made us braver.

Camp allowed us space
to figure out who we are,
away from home.

And there would be no camp
for us without you.

So let's all raise a glass
of sarsaparilla...

-To Lou!
-[all] To Lou.

You know, I was really worried
about having to say goodbye
to you guys.

But look at us.

We're too much a part
of each other's lives

to ever have it be
a real goodbye.

We're a family.

And as long as
I'm around this family,

we'll always have a campfire
to come back to.

Okay, if y'all aren't careful,

you're gonna make
a cowboy get in touch
with his feelings.

Biggest group hug ever?

Challenge accepted.

[laughing and cheering]

Okay, make way,
The Marshal's
gettin' in on this!

Hey, is it time for gifts yet?

Oh, sweetie,
I think we open gifts
after the party.

Actually, ours is
a little special.

See, we couldn't think
of what to get you guys.

And then we thought
"What's the one thing

Parker and Victoria love
as much as each other?"

And it finally came to us.

Blenders!

No, Jake!

Oh, right.

Dance!

That's right.
Hit it, The Marshal!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[crowd cheering and clapping]

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Whoo!

[crowd cheering]

Let's go!

[crowd cheering and clapping]

This is a pretty
amazing thing you've built.

And it's only just begun.

[crowd cheering]

[♪ upbeat music continues]

[♪ music fades]

[♪ theme music playing]