01x04 - Buttercrush/Fuzzy Logic

[bunniefuu]

Narrator: Sugar...

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create the perfect
little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient
to the concoction ...

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus The Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using
their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles,
and Buttercup

have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

Narrator: The city
of Townsville...

a pleasant place to live...

unless you run
into the Gangrene g*ng,

the biggest bunch
of belligerent bullies

this town's ever seen!

Ahem!

Well, well!
What do we have here?

Uh, excuse me, mister,

but can we have
our ball back?

"Mister"? You're talking
to Ace, kid.

There are
no misters here.

At least,
I don't think so.

Um, Little Arturo,
is your name mister?

Ha ha ha! No.

How about you,
Big Billy?

Duh, no.

Grubber?

Pbbbbt!

Yeah.
I thought so.

Hey, is your name
mister, Snake?

Hee hee hee!

Yessss.

I means, no.

Sorry. You three
are way off track.

Well, could we have
our ball back anyway?

Oh, sure. Why not?

Hey, boys.

What is it, Ace?
What is it, Ace?

I don't think these kids
are having fun.

Little Arturo:
Ha ha ha!

You want us to show them
how to have fun?

Yes, Little Arturo. Let's
show them how to have fun...

Gangrene style!

Whoa!
Whoa!

Junglegym.

Hey,
look at this.

Aah!

Vroom! Vroom!

Yaah!

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

Blossom: Let
the underwear go.

The Powerpuff Girls.

The Powerpuff Girls?

The Powerpuff Girls?

The P-Powerpuff
Girlssss?

Pbbbbt!

The Powerpuff Girls?

Snake! What are you doing
to that poor child?

But ...
but you said...

[Buttercup laughing]

Buttercup!

Oh, Powerpuff Girls,

please forgive
my foolish friend

for his foolish act,

for he did not know
what he was doing,

and I know
deep inside my heart

that he would never do anything
like that ever again.

What do you say, girls?
Will you forgive him?

Will you?
Please?

Ok.

Thank you.

Narrator: Oh, no!

Looks like Buttercup
is looking for love

in all the wrong places.

Next day...

Townsville Museum
of Natural History.

Oh, look.

The Pokey Oak kindergarten lass
is on a field trip.

And so is...

The Gangrene g*ng?
This can't be good.

Big Billy
no get soda.

I think
she needs moneys.

This Mesopotamian vase

is probably worth
a couple of bucks.

Ace: Slip it in
right here, Arturo.

This has got to be worth
at least one soda.

Blossom:
Drop that mummy!

Gangrene g*ng:
The Powerpuff Girls!

All right, girls.
Let's show these creeps

how to respect
other people's property.

Hey.

Buttercup, how come you guys
always pick on us, huh?

We was only trying
to get a soda.

[Whistles]

Come on, guys.
Let's am-scray.

Hey.

You know, kid,
you're not so bad.

You can hang out
with us anytime.

Narrator:
That evening...

Oh, no.

She isn't.

She is.

I hope she knows
what she's doing.

Hey.

Wh-Wh-What's she's
doing heres, boss?

Back up! Relax!

Buttercup,
please come in.

I's can't take it anymore!
She's a Powerpuff Girl!

She's good! We're bad!

The museums, punchings,
hittings, hurtings!

Sweet move,
buttercup.

Ha ha ha! Yeah.
Smooth move.

You should
hang out with us.

Yessss. Please,
hang out.

[Laughter]

Oh, Buttercup,
last night was a hoot,

so will you please be
my guest again tonight?

Bye-bye, Buttercup!

See you later!
So long!

Have a good day now.
We'll see you later.

Shut up!

Gee, boss, we's was
just saying good-bye

to our new best friend.

She is not your
new best friend.

Hey, then why did we
hang out with her, boss?

[Sighs]

Don't you realize that
with Buttercup on our side,

we could control
Townsville?!

Little Arturo: Gee, Ace,
what about her sisters?

Sit for a spell, fellas,
because I've got a plan.

Heh heh heh!

Narrator:
Well, that sounds awful!

Evil people
with evil plans?

I hope The Powerpuff Girls
can get out of this one,

especially Buttercup.

She'll be here any minute.
You all remember what to do?

[Knock on door]

Showtime.

Hey.

Please come in.

Ahem!

Oh, right. See you two
a little bit laters.

[Door closes]

They'll be back...
with pizza!

[Snoring]
[Snoring]

Pbbbbt!

Come on. Stop laughing.
Do it right!

[Telephone ringing]

Bubbles,
get the phone.

Hello?

Ahem. Ahem.

[High voice]
Oh, hello.

I'm Buttercup,

and my foot got caught

in a conveyor belt
at the city dump.

I'm afraid I'm stuck.

Help me.

Ok. Bye-bye.

Buttercup's in trouble!

Grubber, high voice:
Help me. Help me.

My foot is stuck.

Don't worry,
Buttercup.

We've got you.

Pbbbbt!

Narrator: Aah!
That's not Buttercup!

Aah!
Aah!

Ssssay good-bye,
Powerpuffssss.

Narrator: This
is unbelievable!

Is this the end
of our beloved girls?

Can no one save our heroes
from this impending doom?

Can Buttercup not hear her
sisters' cries for help?

[Loud rock music playing]

Oh, no! Blossom
and Bubbles' screams

are being drowned out by this
rogue Romeo's rambunctious rock!

Aah!
Aah!

Aah!
Aah!

[Nervous laugh]

Aren't we
having fun?

Adiossss,
dos amigosss.

Aah!Aah!

Listen, Buttercup,
it's not what you think.

Buttercup, I'm innocent.

The boys ... They put me up
to it, honest!

Buttercup, what's
been going on?

I'm sorry.

Narrator:
Aw, we forgive you, Buttercup.

And so, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to
The Powerpuff Girls.

Narrator: The city
of Townsville...

a community where random
acts of kindness

are an everyday occurrence

and where
warm, fuzzy smiles

grace the faces
of everyone you meet...

except some people,

some people who've decided
to be far, far away,

some people who
don't like visitors,

some people like...

Hey, you! Get off of my
property, now!

Aah!

Some people like...

Fuzzy Lumkins.

Darn trespassers.

I'll get anyone or anything
that gets on my property.

[c*ck g*n]

Get off of my property!

Hey! Get off my property
right now!

Consarn it!

Anyone else want to try
and get on my property?!

Good. Hmm.

Reckon it be time for some
old-fashioned relaxation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ahh!

Now, let's see.

Good old hat. Check.

Trusty pipe. Check.

Jug o' water. Check.

Boom stick.
Ha ha! Check.

Joe. Ch...

Joe?

Where you at, Joe?
Where is you?

Joe! Joey!

Oh! Ha ha!

There you is.

Hello, Joe.

♪♪

Ahh! Now, you stay
right here, Joe,

where you gonna be safe
from all y'all who wants

to get your mitts
on my property!

[Yawn]

[Snoring]

[Mumbling]
...Off my property.

You better get
off my property.

Now, I'm not gonna
tell you again.

Aah! Get off
of my property!

Hey!

Get off of my property,
you ornery varmint!

Why, you ... I'm gonna learn you
to get off my property!

Come back here and get
off of my property!

Narrator: Oh, no! He's heading
towards Townsville!

Where you at,
you crazy critter?!

[Horn honks]

Oh, my.

Excuse me, sonny, but I believe
you dropped your hat.

Aah! Get your wrinkles
off of my property!

Whoa!

[Panting]

Uh, excuse me, sir,
but isn't this your...

Man: Here's your boot.

Your boom stick.

Aah!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!

Stop touching
my property!

Man: Hey, pal.

So, you like punching out
old ladies, huh?

Well, I have one
question for you...

Is this your hat?

Aaaah!

Arrggh!

Arf!

Aaaah!

Y'all get your mitts
off of my property!

Narrator: Oh, no! Fuzzy's gone
plumb crazy!

Who can stop this
wild man on the loose?!

Bubbles: It's mine!
Buttercup: It's mine!

No, mine! Mine!
Mine! Mine!

Blossom: Girls! What did
we say about sharing?

But buttercup's
going to...

I am not. I just
want to see Octi.

So you can...

Bubbles, share
with Buttercup.

But...

Ok.

[Buzzing]

Uh-oh!
The Mayor.

Don't!

Don't what?

Just don't!

Oh, you mean this!

Ow! Yes!

Girls, trouble!
Move out!

Narrator: Hurry, girls! Hurry!
You've got to get downtown!

It's a mess!

Whoa!

Blossom:
What happened here?

Know what? I'll bet it
was something bad.

Ok. Split up
and search for clues.

Excuse me...

But can you tell us...

Who did this?

Hat. Hat.

Hat.

My property.
My ... My property.

My property.
My ... My property.

Not now. My head hurts.

Watch out. He's got
a boom stick!

I...I...

remember...pink.

Ugh! Nobody's making
any sense!

Bubbles: Girls!

I think I found someone
who can help.

Ok. Now, just tell them what
you told me.

[Chattering]

she's talking
to squirrels again.

Quiet, Buttercup.

Bubbles, ask him
if he knows who did this.

[Chattering]

[Chattering]

Yes!

Can he take us
to them?

[Chattering]

Come on!

Oh, brother.

Narrator: Go, girls,
g... What?

Ha ha! Go, squirrel, go!

[Banjo playing]

[Playing stops]

Ahh!

Oh, Joe...

you always make me feel
a whole lot better.

Huh?
[Door crashes open]

Not so fast...

Fuzzy...

Lumkins.

Who are you to come
mess up our town?

Aah!

Get...

off of...

my...

property!

[Growling]

[Squirrel chatters]

Huh?

Noooo!

Arrggh!

Arrggh!

Arrggh!

Arrggh!

Oh, no!

And I'll do it, too.

[Panting]

Now, relax.

Relax!

That's it.

Now, come
and get it.

Don't worry.
I'll give it to you.

Ok. Just a little more.

There you go.

Look out, Fuzzy!
She's going to...

Ok, Fuzzy.
Here you go.

I told you.

Narrator:
Way to go, girls.

Oh, and squirrel.

Townsville Prison.

Ah, well, at least
I still got you, Joe.

My property!

Narrator:
Ha ha ha!

How do you like that,
Mr. No-Share?

So, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to
The Powerpuff Girls.

I get a warm, fuzzy feeling
just saying that.

♪ Blossom, commander
and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come, just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!