01x12 - The Rowdyruff Boys

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

Spice...

And everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create
the perfect little girl.

But professor utonium
accidentally added

An extra ingredient
to the concoction...

Chemical x.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, bubbles, and buttercup
have dedicated their lives

To fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

Narrator: the city
of townsville...

Is under attack
by mojo jojo!

[Laughing evilly]

[People screaming]

Narrator: go, girls! Go!

[Mojo laughing evilly]

Curse you,
powerpuff girls!

[Yelling gibberish]

Narrator: the city of townsville
is under attack!

[Laughing evilly]

[Laughing evilly]

Curse you, powerpuff girls!

Narrator: the city of townsville
is under attack!

[Laughing evilly]

Aah!

Give it up,
mojoke.

You will never
defeat us.
So there.

[Blows
raspberry]

The powerpuff girls
never lose!

[Screeching]

Mojo jojo: curse
those uncursed powerpuff girls.

They always defeat
my plans.

I must devise a plan
so diabolical, so sinister

It will bring those tiny titans
to their knees.

I need to beat them
at their own game.

Ah! I need to fight
fire with fire!

I need...

I need to make a phone call.

[Laughing evilly]

Man: hey, shut up
in there.

[Laughing quietly]

Narrator: the powerpuff
girls' house!

[Buzzing]

Hello?

Hello. May I speak
to professor utonium?

Who shall I say
is calling?

Oh, no one he'd know.

Just a curious stranger.

[Shrill]
professor!

There's a stranger
on the phone!

Professor: hello,
mr. Stranger.

What can I do
for you?

Oh. Ahem.

Hi. I'm calling
from townsville
community college,

And I'm
doing a report on
the powerpuff girls,

And I was wondering
what exactly are

Those little girls
made of?

Ah. Oh, well.
The powerpuff girls.

Well, let's see, now.


A pinch of spice,
one tablespoon of
everything nice,

And now, this one's
important.

Accidentally add a drop
of chemical x,

And voila!

That's it?!

I mean, wow.
Thanks.

I also have a great
recipe for pound...

Sugar and spice
and everything nice?

That's too girlish.

I need something
tougher, harder,
more manly.

Hmm.

What are little boys
made of?

I'll have the
escargot, please.

Thank you.

Ouch.

Mojo: let's see, now.

Snips and snails
and a puppy dog tail.

All that leaves is...

Chemical x.

There's got to be
something around here
with that potency.

Hmm...let's see.

Aha!

Yes!

Definitely...chemical...

[Coughs]
x!

Ah! The moon
is in proper alignment.

The cauldron awaits,

And the ingredients
are ripe!

Let the seeds of evil
bear fruit!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

[Panting]

Huh?

Oh, my children!

Uhh!

Hands off. Who
do you think you
are anyway, pops?

Why, yes. I am
your... father!

Children!

Hey! We ain't
no babies!

Boys: we're
the rowdyruff boys!

Boomer!
Brick!
Butch!

We're here to kick
some butt,

And since yours
is the only one around,

We're going to start
with you!

Oh, no, no, boys.

You don't want to
kick my butt.

My butt is as rotten
as yours.

What you want
are butts settled

On the throne
of justice.

Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!

Butts planted
in the soil of nobility.

Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!

Butts nestled
between the pillars

Of peace and love.

The butts you want
to kick

Are the butts of
the powerpuff girls!

Boys: let's get 'em!

I'd be glad to
take you to them,

If we only had
a way out of he...

Narrator: boy, oh, boy.

Those boys are
b-b-bad to the bone!

Narrator: the city
of townsville...

Is under attack!

Bubbles, look out!
Bubbles, look out!

Go away,
ladybugs.
Go away! Huh?

Go away, ladybugs!

Fly! Fly away!

Uh-oh.

[Both gasp]

Bubbles,
are you ok?

I think so. I...

Boys: why don't you
guys pick on someone
your own size?

[Girls gasp]

We're the rowdyruff boys,
and we want to fight!

What's up
with those guys?

I think
they're asking for
a heinie-whooping.

[Boys laughing]

Huh? Huh?

Hey, what's wrong
with you girls?

You're supposed
to start crying
when we hit you.

Yeah!

What are
you guys, new?

Yeah. We're
the powerpuff girls.

And it takes a lot
more than a couple
of cheap shots

To make us cry.

Well, then,
I guess we'll just
have to serve it up.

[Growling]

Ballistic barrage!

Acrobattack!

[Boys yelling]

[Girls yelling]

Bubbles!
Are you all right?

Yeah. I'm ok.

Sorry about
your window,
mr. Looper.

It's cooper! Cooper!

And furthermore,

Every wednesday
will be pretzel day.

Hello, blossom.

Uh...good-bye,
blossom.

Hello, bubbles.

Uh, good-bye, bubbles.

Hello, buttercup.

Uh, good-bye, buttercup.

What kind
of pretzels

Do you think
the girls like...

Bavarian
or tiny twists?

Sir, I think
the girls may
be in trouble.

Whatever makes you
say that?

[Crash]

Wh-wh-where
did they go now?

I don't know,
but if we keep

Smashing up townsville
like this, i...

Aah! Powerpuff
girls, look out!

[Children screaming]

[People screaming]

People: help!

Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!

Aah!
Aah!
Aah!

Aah!
Aah!
Aah!

Help!
Help!
Help!

People: hooray for
the powerpuff girls!

We're saved!
Hooray! Hooray!

No, problem,
good citizens.

We were happy to...

I got them!

No. I did it.

I did. I did it
better than you did.

These guys aren't
playing fair.

They're really
out to get us.

And they don't
care who gets
in their way.

We better take
this fight out
of townsville

Before some innocent
people get hurt.

Buttercup: catch us
if you can!

Look at those sissies.

Yeah. Running
like little
chickens.

Let's get them!

Here they come.

Kick in
the afterburner!

Uh-oh. They're
gaining fast.

[Girls coughing]

I can't
[cough] see!

Can't breathe!

[Girls coughing]

Good thing we had
those burritos
for lunch.

Ha ha!
Yeah, dude!

Ha ha! Word!

Now, let's finish
those sissies!

Yeah! Yeah!

Uhh!

Aah!

Uhh!

Look!
Up in the sky!

It's a m*ssile!

It's a b*mb!

It's a death ray!

It's the girls!
Ohh!

[Laughing evilly]

[Boys laughing]

Well, that takes
care of them.

Let's go back
to mojo's pad
and celebrate.

Narrator: no. No!

Say it isn't so.

Say it isn't true.

Say anything, girls,

[Sobbing]
but please don't say good-bye.

Mojo: good-bye,
powerless girls.

Your end has finally come.

Your reign of goodness
has come to an end,

And my reign of evil
has just begun!

Aah!

[All laughing]

Oh, you guys.

[Mojo laughing]

[People crying]

[Moaning]

[Moaning]

[Moaning]

Powerpuff girls!
You're alive!

Yes...

But we lost.

We failed you,
townsville.

Guess you won't
want us protecting
you anymore.

We're sure
you'll find new,

Even better
superheroes.

Girls: good-bye,
townsville.

Girls! Girls, wait!

We don't want
new superheroes.

We love you.

What?
What?
What?

Miss bellum: besides,
you haven't lost.

You've just been
attacking the problem

From the wrong angle.

Listen. What do
little boys fear

More than anything
in the world?

Bugs.

No, bubbles. That's
what you're afraid of.

Oh, yeah.

Girls, you have
what boys fear most.

Instead of fighting,

Try being nice.

Girls: huh?

You know. nice.

I get it!

Ew. Gross.

What are you people
talking about?

Come on, girls!

Let's go...
get them.

Good luck, girls.

[Mojo and boys laughing]

[Boys gasp]

Boys: what the...

Get them!

Boys: huh? What the...

[Boys screaming]

Curse you again,
powerpuff girls!

I'll be back,

But next time I will
not be defeated.

It is you who
will be defeated,

And when you're defeated,

It is you who will
have lost.

Narrator: oh, mojo.
Shut up.

I kind of liked
kissing.

Yeah.

[Giggling]

How about you,
buttercup?

[Spitting]

[Giggling]

Narrator: oh, girls.

You're growing up
so fast.

Ha ha ha ha! Oh...

So once again,
the day is saved

Thanks to
the powerpuff girls!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she is the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime, trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come ♪

♪ Just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

Powerpuff!