02x02 - Collect Her/Supper Villain

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

Spice...

And everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create
the perfect little girl.

But professor utonium
accidentally added an extra
ingredient to the concoction...

Chemical x.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, bubbles, and buttercup
have dedicated their lives

To fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

Narrator:
the city of townsville.

[Rings]

[Sniff sniff]

And for today's purchase,

The posable blossom doll
with laser-light eyes
and realistic hair.

Narrator: holy hoarders!

This has got to be the most
complete collection of powerpuff
paraphernalia on the planet!

Ha ha ha ha!

Powerpuffs,
to the rescue!

Whooosh!

Whooosh!

Whooosh!

[Hums]

Now to log this
in my computer...

[Beep]

Huh?

This can't be right...
Collection complete?

The hand-carved headboard...

Got it.

Egg timer...got it.

Shoeshine kit...
Got that, too.

The powerpuff cheese
and sausage selection,

Brightly-colored indoor sod,

Powerpuff pinatas,

The buttercup beats-you-up
boxing gloves,

The bubbles spits-a-lot
fountain,

And the blossom "I'm so smart"
encyclopedia set.

Stopwatch, measuring cup,
spittoon, gravy boat,

Telephone cozy, golf bag!

This isn't good.

[Panting]

Now what will I do?

C-c-collecting powerpuff stuff
is my life.

I've got every piece of
merchandise known to man.

My collection...is complete!

Oh, it's just not enough!

Narrator: sheesh, buddy...
Get a life!

I am so good!

Oops.

Hey! Who took my drawing?

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

All right,
hand it over.

Hand what over?

You know what.

No I don't.

My drawing.
You took my drawing!

Why would I want
your crummy drawing?

Because it was the most
beautiful drawing

In the whole world.

Well,
I don't have it.

Where was it last?

Duh! It was right there
on the table with
my crayons!

Aah! My crayons!

You stole my drawing
and my crayons!

I didn't steal
your things.

Now leave me alone,
I'm punching! Hyah!

[Crash]

My meat!
It's gone!

You stole
my side of beef!

I did not!

I'm a vegetarian!

Besides, you took
my drawing!

Jeez, is that all
you two do,

Is blame one another
for everything?

All right, which one
of you took my hair clip?

[Arguing]

[Evil laughter]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

But it's still not enough.

I need more, I tell you! More!

Lenny:
help! Help! Save me!

Someone's in trouble!

All: wow...

Oh, this is 7 kinds
of creepy.

Yeah, something tells me
this isn't right.

Cool!

Others: bubbles!

Sorry.

Lenny: hello, ladies.

Let me be the first
to introduce you
to my collection...

Permanently.

[Girls scream]

The girls!

Mayor, you've got
to help!

The girls are missing!

Missing?

Aw, well, they know
they can visit me anytime.

No, mayor...the girls
are missing! Gone!

Oh! Oh! Miss bellum...

Call the citizens
of townsville

To the townsville
town square.

But don't you think
this is a bit extreme?

I thought we could
just call the fbi
or something.

My boy, this is a time
of great crisis

To the citizens
of townsville,

And who better to aid us
in our time of need

Than the people?

[Cheering]

The powerpuff girls...

Are missing.

[Crowd gasps]

Then he who among us
who is not among us

Surely is the culprit!

Now, who's not here?

Uh, mackenzie matthews,
lloyd hoopley,

Fanny brown, goofus mcgurk,
candy mccracken,

Chaim ish kabibble,

Marjorie wilson...
Where's marjorie wilson?

I knew it!

Only an evil mind such as hers

Could do such
a diabolical thing!

Woman: I'm right
here, mayor!

Oh, is that you, marge?

How's every little thing?

Well, then the only other person
it could be is...

Lenny baxter,
the comic book geek!

Get him!

Get lenny! Get lenny!
Get lenny!

No, buttercup,
I'm sorry.

Please, please,
don't hurt me.

Oh, buttercup, your punches
hurt so bad.

Ow! Ohhh! Uhh!

Hello, girls.

Looks like your
power pack punches

Can't punch their way out
of my power packages!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Crowd: get lenny!
Get lenny!

What the...?

Get lenny! Get lenny!
Get lenny!

Well, paint me green
and call me frankenstein.

They're on to me!

[Pounding]

Boy: cool!

He's got the
limited edition,

Trilingual talking
powerpuff dolls!

You can't even
get these anymore!

That's because
I bought them all!

But you
didn't even
open them yet.

Huh-duh! Hello?
Earth to kid!

Toys are not
for playing with.

They are an investment.

And opening the container
of said item

Would dramatically decrease
its collector's value!

You mean, like this?

Nooooooooo!

Now tell me where
the girls are!

Never.

Ok, kids...

Grab some toys.

Yay!
Yay!

It's your move, lenny.

Tell us...or else.

Or else what?

Billy?

Ohhhhh!

Had enough?

You won't get them!

Susie?

Arrrghh!

Now?
No!

Jimmy?

Aah!

Well?
N-n-no!

Julie?

Aaaaaahhh!

I think I'm going
to be sick.

You'll tell us where
they are, then?

N-n-n-never!

Well, suit yourself.

Kids?

[Tearing]

Eee! Aah! Ohh!

Auuuugggghhhhh!

[Thud]

Let me tell you
something, lenny.

You may have all
of the toys, all
of the merchandise,

All of the so-called
collector's value.

But one thing you
don't have, lenny,

Is true fandom.

For a true fan wouldn't
want to selfishly keep
the girls to himself.

A true fan would
want them to be free.

Free to do the things
they do best.

To do the things
we love most about them.

Now why don't you be a fan
and tell me where they are?

T-t-the...top shelf.

[Cheering]

[Door clangs shut]

Narrator: well, it looks like
this criminal has been collected

And put into his very own box...

A box that won't be opened
for a long, long time.

And so, for the very first time,
the day is saved,

Thanks to...

The citizens of townsville!

Collect them all.

Narrator:
the city of townsville...

An average city

With average suburbs
and average neighborhoods

With average family homes.

Here, we start with
an average family, the smiths.

[Clock alarm beeping]

You'll never guess
what's for breakfast.

Pancakes!

This family stinks!

Hiya, neighbor!

Just trimming
the hedges and
feeling great.

My life's going
perfect,

Just perfect!

Oh, I think I'll
sing the "my life
is perfect" song.

♪ My life

♪ Is so perfect

[Slam]

Hi, honey,
here's your paper.

Oh, by the way, julie
has a few friends over...

The powerpuff girls!

Look, daddy,
we're playing jacks!

[Cartoon sounds from tv]

I hate you!

Newscaster: we interrupt
this program to bring you
a breaking news update.

This is stanley whitfield,
live in front of city hall,

Where the evil mojo jojo
has captured the mayor

And is keeping him hostage
inside city hall.

We've patched into
the security camera

To get a better view
of the situation.

It seems mojo jojo has a ray g*n

To the mayor's head.

How can this be happening?

I'm standing with
police chief hittledee

Of townsville
police department.

Chief hittledee,
what is your assessment
of the situation?

Stanley, when dealing
with mojo jojo,

We're talking pure evil.

We got g*ns,
we got tanks,
we got missiles

All aimed at
the mayor's office,

But pure evil
cannot be stopped
by these methods.

It seems as though
evil will prevail.

Thank you for your time,
chief hittledee.

[Creak]

[Mechanical assembly noises]

[Beep]

You'll never guess
what's for breakfast.

Pancakes!

No one understands me!

Newscaster:
we interrupt this program
for a breaking news update.

Hello. This is
stanley whitfield,

Live in front
of city hall,

Where mojo jojo still has
our beloved mayor c*ptive.

And if this situation
isn't already horrific,

Last night it accelerated
to new heights.

On the phone with us
is rescue theorist
maria santiago.

Are you there, maria?

Yes. Hello, stanley.

Maria, as we
show the viewers
last night's footage,

Could you please comment?

Yes, of course.

At approximately


When the situation
looked its darkest,

The powerpuff girls
arrived at the scene.

Once inside, it seemed
the powerpuff girls had
mojo jojo on the run.

But just then,
the tables turned.

Mojo jojo reclaimed his control.

Townsville could be
in big, big trouble. Stanley?

Stanley: thank you, maria.

This is a grim day
for townsville.

Not only is the mayor
being held hostage,

But so are the powerpuff girls.

Dinner will be ready
in 15, honey.

[Mechanical assembly]

[Beep]

You'll never guess
what's for breakfast.

Pancakes!

Leave me alone!

Hello, this is
stanley whitfield,

Live in front of
city hall.

It's day 3
of the hostage situation,

And we're still at a standstill.

[Rumble]
what the...?

[expl*si*n]

Wha? Mojo jojo is captured!

The mayor is safe!

Thank you, powerpuff girls!

Bless your huge little heads!

Sorry, dear...
No private time tonight.

We're having dinner guests.

[Doorbell rings]

Oh, good, they're here.

Look who's here!

Hiya, neighbors!

Thank you
for inviting us.

Yeah, uh...hi.

Gosh, it's, uh,
great to see you.

Maryann, i-i don't
think tonight's

Going to, uh, be a good,
uh, night, uh,

You know, for this,
uh...tonight.

[Embarrassed laugh]

Just a moment.

You listen to me,
harold!

That family has
lived a nightmare
for the past 3 days,

And we're going
to be good neighbors
and help them out

Through these
troubled times.

Do not, harold,

ruin this dinner!

Come in!

Now isn't this nice?

Oh, yes.

It's nice to
relax with friends

After a long battle
against evil.

That's right.

You really took care
of mojo jojo, huh?

You know, buddy,

I-i really, uh,
think that

Maybe we...we...we
should talk about

Something else.

Ok, dad...

Let's talk about your
amazing day.

How many mustard jars
did you fill?

We don't mind
telling the story.

And to start,
villains are stupid.

Uh, excuse me.

Hi-h*, I'm just
going to just

Quickly use
the bathroom.

So anyway,

We busted in
on mojo and...

All right, harold,
you can...you can do this.

Just make it through
this one night, just one night.

Great.

Bubbles: then I started
to smash his face!

Basically there's
no villain around
that could take us.

Harold: oh, really?

[Embarrassed laugh]

What a joker
harold is.

You're joking,
right, harold?

No. I'm finally free, maryann.

I'm the arch-villain
I always wanted to be.

No more mustard jars
and routine days for me!

And definitely no more
average harold smith!

I am now supervillain...

Uh, harold smith!

All right, dad!

So tell me, harold,

What are you
going to do

With this newfound
identity, hmm?

I'm glad you asked,
maryann.

I'm going to take
this ray g*n

And melt the
professor's head

Clear off his shoulders,
ha ha ha ha!

And that's just
for starters.

Stop it!
Stop it, stop it!

You are not going to
ruin this dinner,

I worked too hard on it!

Everyone to the table...
now!

Ahh, we're going to have
a nice evening together.

Mm-hmm. But the second
that meal is over,

[Hiss]

[Gurgle]

Good-bye, professor head!

bon appetit.

Isn't this nice?

Does anyone want to play
jacks after dinner?

Man, dad, you're
the coolest.

I'm done.

This is so good,
mrs. Smith,

That I'm going
to just take my time

With this plate here.

I'm done.

I'm done.

I'm done.

We should do this
more often.

Does anybody want to play
jacks after dinner?

Man, dad,
you're the coolest.

Eat your pea, professor.

Eat it!

[Chews slowly]

Swallow it!

[Gulp]

[Splash]

Who wants
dessert?

i do!

Oh, for crying
out loud, maryann!

It's coconut cream pie.

I made one
for each of you.

Well, you do make great
coconut cream pies, maryann.

Then eat up, harold!

Why, you little brat!

[Splat]

Harold?

Heh heh heh...

Does anybody want to play
jacks after dinner?

Take that,
kin of evil!

Bubbles!

[Shouting]

Stop!

Have you all gone mad?

What's going on
in here?

He's got a g*n!

[Siren]

Thanks for
a wonderful time,
mrs. Smith.

We should do it
again real soon.

Uh...bye.

Those powerpuff girls
ruined my dinner!

Narrator: uh-oh.

Looks like evil
runs in the family.

So once again,
the day is saved...

I mean, dinner is ruined,

Thanks to the powerpuff girls!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to

♪ Save the world

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls

Powerpuff!