02x38 - Hard Knight's Day

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[Ray Parker Jr's Ghostbusters playing]

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ There's something strange
In the neighborhood ♪

[alarm blaring]

♪ Who you going to call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ There's something weird
And it don't look good ♪

♪ Who you going to call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

[tires screeching]

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

[ghosts roaring]

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

[whirring]

♪ Who you going to call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ Who you going to call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

[disco music playing]

[tires screeching]
[horn honking]

Janine. Janine, open the door.

Whoa! Is everything ready, Janine?

Everything's ready.

I will never let Peter drive
when he's late for his date again. Never.

Janine, my shirt.

They're over there, on the table.

[grunts]

[gobbling]

[Peter] There's nothing
on the table but Slimer, pizza

and cleaning rags.

[grunts]

Uh-oh!

[muttering]

[exclaims]

Slimer, you green glob of goo,
come out of there.

What's that? Is that the sound of
an ice cream truck I hear?

Eh! Ice cream?

[yelling]

Let me go. Let me go!

[Ray] Calm down, Peter.
I'll loan you one of my shirts.

Trust me, you'll look real spiff.

Real spiffy, right.

Oh. [chuckles]
What a lovely forehead you have.

If only these roses could be as lovely.

-Thank you, Peter.
-[chuckles]

Dinner at the Rainbow Room, Doris?

Some clubs in the Village?

But I've accepted invitations
for both of us

to attend the special evening showing

of Genevieve Tapestry
at The Cloisters tonight.

Can't we wait for the movie to come out?

I wanna dance, Doris, have fun.

[vocalizes upbeat tune]

Doris, wait! Then the Cloisters it is.

Beats having fun anytime.

Let's hurry, Doris,
we don't wanna be late.

But...

Oh, you wanted me to forgive you
for messing up my shirts, huh?

[muttering]

[mock cry]

No way, my green friend. Now go home.

[crying]

[Doris] Oh, look, Peter,
we have a few minutes,

let's go look at the unicorn tapestries.

[grunting] Slimer, go home, you...

Don't touch the exhibit, sir.

Just Fl*ttening out a wrinkle.

See that this thing is ironed more often.

Yes, sir, I'll, uh...I'll see to it.

Isn't it magnificent?

[Peter] Yes, I've always
had a mystical fascination

for ponies with candles
growing out of their heads.

Hey!

Steve!

Doris, I'm so glad you came.

[sing-songy] I have a surprise for you!

I wonder what it is!

I'm Dr. Venkman.
[sing-songy] I don't believe we've met.

This is my escort, Dr. Peter Venkman.

Venkman. Venkman.
Hmm, that name sounds familiar.

Yes, Dr. Peter Venkman,

one of the founders of the world's
first and only spirit disposal service.

Oh, yes, yes, that ghostbusting nonsense.

Ah, it's time for the unveiling.

Come on, Doris.

Ghostbusting nonsense.
I'll show him ghostbusting nonsense.

[softly] Slimer. Slimer! Here, boy.

Come on, Petey needs you.

Oh...

Now he goes home.

The Genevieve Tapestry
is also called the Sans Pitie Tapestry.

It was recovered
from the ruins of Sans Pitie Castle.

Ladies and gentlemen,
I present the Genevieve Tapestry.

[all gasp] Wow!

[applause]

The resemblance is amazing, isn't it?

What?

What Jennings here is trying to say

is that you're a dead ringer
for old Genevieve.

Oh, surely not.

[Doris] Do you really think so?

[all exclaiming]

I knew we should've gone
to the Rainbow Room for dinner.

[men screaming]

Know ye all that
I am Sir Breuse sans Pitie.

Now free from Merlin's curse,

ready to ride and rebel again.

Oh! So long have I waited
to have Genevieve in my arms.

[shrieks] Peter, help!

Peter!

[both grunt]

I don't know how they did it
in jolly old England, Bruesy,

but in New York, you ask a lady first
if she wants to be abducted.

[soldiers laughing]

You guys wouldn't skewer
an unarmed man, would you?

You, peasant, will taste my steel.

None for me, thanks,
I'm on a very low-steel diet.

Look, it's Merlin!

What?

Merlin? Where?

Tricky peasant, Merlin isn't here.

Run for your life, peasant!

[laughing evilly]

Go, my bullyboys.

Go to every corner of this castle

and awaken the inhabitants.

They must all obey
their new master, Sir Breuse sans Pitie.

[Sir Breuse laughs evilly]

[Peter]
Ghostbusting nonsense, huh, Jennings?

[stammering] I...

[alarm wailing]
[tires screech]

This explains why
the P.K.E. ratings are off the scale.

If we don't reverse the process,
and quickly, it'll be permanent.

[Jennings] No, the museum,
the artwork will be lost.

You've got to do something.

This is the guy I told you about,

the one responsible for all of this.

What?

That's right, mister.

First, you make moves on my date,

[sing-songy] then you unveil
your little surprise!

And now, that Sir Breuse guy's got her,

and no telling what horrible things
he's doing to her right now.

[Sir Breuse] My lady Genevieve, my love,

my castle is at your command.

What do you desire?

My name's Dr. Doris Tibbs, not...

More grapes would be nice.

Soon, my Genevieve,

your mind will not be
so addled by Merlin's curse.

[Doris] Why is Genevieve fading like that?

[Doris] Oh! Oh, Peter, help!

Oh, please, hurry!

Genevieve is fading! Uh-oh.

Ray, "uh-oh" what?

There was a case like this
in Peru back in 1942.

The Amagodo Manifestation.

And?

And the next morning,

the abductee appeared
in the tapestry, Peter.

So what you guys are saying is that

if we don't get Doris
away from Sir Breuse,

she's gonna be sucked
into that hunk of cloth?

You got it, Peter.

[Doris screaming]

[Doris] Help, Peter! Help!

Oh, help, Peter!

[eerie music playing]

[Winston] Let's check
that floorplan again, Ray.

Right, let's see.

Sir Breuse says to keep doors

in the special exhibition room
near the tapestry.

We can reach it by going this way.

Then we zap Sir Breuse
back to the Middle Ages, and we're done!

No, not necessarily.

Ray and I believed that Sir Breuse
can't be simply stopped into a trap.

That's right.
He and his followers are very likely

anchored to the tapestry
by Merlin's curse.

From what we got from Jennings
on the history of the tapestry,

until tonight,
it's been rolled up or covered at night.

So the curse must be
tied in to the moon somehow.

So all we have to do is
keep Sir Breuse busy till the sun rises.

Then we can use the traps.

Are we talking fun or what?

[laughter and chatter]

[Slimer] Huh?

Ah!

[panting and drooling]

[laughter and chatter continues]

How come we never
got invited to the A-parties?

They look like spirits
from the tapestries and statues.

We'll worry about them later.
Let's find Peter's date first.

[laughter and chatter continues]

[both panting]

Where's Ray?

Look, you guys go on, I'll find him.

We'll meet you
at the special exhibition room.

[gobbling]

[Ray whispers] Psst. Slimer, come here.

[gulping]

[burps]

An intruder!

No, no.

Uh, I am Sir Ray
from one of the newer tapestries!

[clamoring]

Uh-oh.

Run, Winston! I think I gave us away!

No kidding, Ray.

You ready, Winston?

[Winston] OK.

Wait a minute, Ray.

These might be just the guys we need.
[unicorn snorts]

Did you say we need them?

[Doris] Sir Breuse,
me thinks that I, as your lady,

should have more servants.

[Sir Breuse] You shall have them, my lady.

Her transformation
into Genevieve is accelerating.

And that's bad, right?

Very bad.
We have to get her away from the tapestry.

My Lord, the unicorns have escaped!

Then we'll drive them out, lads.

[horse whinnies]

[upbeat music playing]

[gasps]

Sir, Bruce! Help!

Unhand me, peasant!

Is that any way to
talk to your date, Doris?

[all yelling]

[Ray] Yee-haw!

[muffled screaming]

[commotion]

[Ray] Yee-ha!

Yee-ha!

Did you see that, Egon?

[all yelling]

Winston, how did you know
these guys will be on our side?

I didn't.

I just figured a guy like Sir Breuse
had to have enemies.

Oops, trouble.

Onward. We have them on a run!

[muffled screaming]

Yes, I saw it. We've gotta hurry.
The sun is gonna rise soon.

Oh!

[Sir Breuse] Onward!

[horses galloping]

[horse whinnies] Well, lads,
we've driven them from the castle.

We can't let Sir Breuse
go back inside. It's almost daybreak!

Huh? [groans]

[gasps]

[horse whinnies]

Ah, a battle?

[whinnying]

Forward!

[grunting]

[groaning]

[whimpering]

The sun.

Come, lads, make haste to the castle!

[theme music playing]

[Peter] Leaving so soon, Sir Breusy-boy?

The party's just heatin' up.

Throw 'em, Egon.

[Sir Breuse] Onward!

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

This is bad, isn't it, Egon?

Extremely bad, Peter.

Now, Winston!

Well, that's that.

We'll never get him out now.
Not with the sun coming up.

You guys think that if we can
get Sir Breuse to come out into the sun,

then we can contain him?

He knows that, Peter.
You'll never get him out.

Mmm!

[Sir Breuse whimpering]

No, please!

Go away! Leave me!

What?

You peasant have tricked me again!

The sun.

I'm doomed.

[vocalizing]

Throw 'em, boys.

No!

[yelling]

[screaming]

[crackling]

[all yelling]

[all yelling]

Where am I?

Question is, who are you?

Dr. Doris Tibbs.

What...What happened last night?

Oh, let's just say
you got into the spirited things.

I remember now.

The Genevieve Tapestry.

I want to see it again.

[all] Uh, no.

[theme music playing]

[yelling]