04x06 - Polar Pussycat/Over the Rainbow/Remote Possibilities

[bunniefuu]

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- I'm scared.

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- [Garfield] Hey you, the kid who missed last weeks' show,

you better have a good excuse.

[bright music]

- Step through.

- I hope we're in time

to meet my cousin's plane from Mexico.

- [Garfield] I hope you brought some burritos or tostadas

[scanner buses] or enchiladas.

[Odie exclaims]

It's alright, Odie's head always sets off

the metal detector.

[clanging]

[Odie moans]

- Come on, we have a plane to meet.

[Odie whimpers]

- [Garfield] Hey, it could be worse.

I could use a magnet instead of a leash.

- You wanna know if a flight will be in on time?

[laughing]

- But I called and you said it'd be in at three o'clock.

- Yes, but we didn't say what day.

[laughing]

- I think we have a long wait.

Anyone want to get something to eat

in the airport cafeteria?

- [Garfield] Hey there's some food

that's even below my minimum standards.

I'm gonna grab a nap.

So noisy in here.

I need to find a good place to sleep.

- Be with you in a second Al.

I just wanna put my suitcase in a locker.

- [Garfield] Hey, do I go around peeking into your bedroom?

I don't remember leaving a wake up call.

There's not supposed to be air traffic

inside the terminal.

Hey, this is kinda comfy.

I always wanted to sleep on alligator skin.

[snoring]

- Bring that luggage in here.

We need to x-ray it before we put it on the plane.

You see, right here, we inspect what's inside

every suitcase.

For instance in this one

there's shirts, socks and underwear.

And this one has shoes and a gown in it.

And this one, this one looks like it's full of lasagna?

[Odie pants]

[Odie barks]

- Sure boy, go watch the planes loading.

[moaning]

[barking]

What's wrong Odie?

Something about that plane, Odie?

Who's on the plane?

[snoring]

Garfield?

Garfield's on the plane?

Come on, we've got to get them to bring that plane back.

[laughing]

- You want to bring the plane back?

He wants to bring the plane back.

- Can you at least tell me where it's landing?

- Come here.

I'll tell ya.

[whispering]

- Oh no!

[pensive music]

- [Garfield] Chilly.

Why is it so cold in here?

I told John he had to get that heater fixed

before winter arrived.

No.

I'm not home.

I'm, I'm extremely not home.

Where am I?

South Pole Airfield.

No!

No, it doesn't say that.

I'm gonna look again and when I do,

it'll say something else.

[screams]

[upbeat music]

Thousands of miles from home.

Thousands of miles from John.

Thousands of miles from Odie.

Thousands of miles from Nermal.

Well okay it's not all bad.

Maybe someone in that house can help me

or help me acquire a taste for frozen food.

["Frere Jacques"]

- I asked for supplies and what do they send me?

Suntan oil and cherry vanilla ice cream.

They're supposed to send me something warm to wear.

[pounding at door]

Maybe this is it.

- [Garfield] Hello.

Ice cold kitty on your doorstep.

- Hmm, this could work out.

- [Garfield] Good.

I want a hot chicken rice soup,

enough to eat and bathe in.

And then I want steak and spaghetti

and then another steak and...

Oh good, warm clothes.

I'd like to see something in a tweed.

- A little small

but maybe I can get a pair of gloves out of him.

- Gloves?

I don't have any gloves.

I don't even have the right number of fingers.

I, I am in so much trouble!

I hate to run.

It's been swell and we'll have to have you over sometime.

Bye!

- Hey!

[frantic music]

Let me in there!

That's my house!

[hammering]

- [Garfield] That oughta do it.

I do that back at home all the time

whenever people come around selling magazine subscriptions.

Let's see what this guy has around here.

Automatic ice maker, swim trunks, tuxedo.

Boy, what useful stuff.

[tense music]

Bye again.

- Where did that cat go?

I'll find that cat and when I do...

I'll find that cat and when I do...

Oh the little kitty cat has a stick.

You going to hurt me with your stick, kitty cat?

[laughing]

[thudding]

- [Garfield] Now maybe I can see about getting home

and/or warm.

[frantic music]

How am I gonna do it?

I'm thousands of miles from home.

I'm lost forever at the South Pole.

Oh, maybe it won't be so bad.

At least I'm close to Santa Claus.

It'll save him wear and tear on his reindeer

if I ever get off the naughty list.

Hi Jon.

Hi Odie.

I'll eat coldcuts, frozen yogurt,

lemon ices, at least I'll get enough sleep.

Hi Jon?

Hi Odie?

John, dog!

- We caught the first flight we could get Garfield.

And we're taking you home on the next plane out.

- [Garfield] I'm even glad to see you, Odie.

[barking]

No no, don't slurp, it's below freezing.

- [Odie] Oh?

- [Clerk] Your tickets back to the states sir.

And you'll need three seats?

- That's right, and they're going to have to sit together.

At least until things thaw out.

- [Garfield] Told ya not to do that.

[Odie moans]

[bright music]

Today we will examine some fascinating sleeping positions.

John here is demonstrating the classic position.

Odie's in the basic armchair doily position.

And now, for your edification, I shall attempt

the world's most bizarre sleeping position.

Don't try this at home.

[snoring]

- Bravo, author, yay!

[upbeat music]

- [Sheldon] Oh when is it gonna stop raining?

- Soon Sheldon, very soon.

- Well it can't stop soon enough for me,

I'm afraid of weather, especially the wet kind.

- It seems to be stopping now.

See, the sun's coming out?

And you know what that means.

A rainbow is forming.

- A rainbow!

Yahoo!

This is my big chance.

Outta my way.

Pot of gold here comes Roy.

- [Sheldon] Hey, what's Roy up to?

- He's after the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

- Pot of gold?

- It's an old Irish legend.

They say that every rainbow has a pot of gold

at the end of it, guarded by a leprechaun.

If you can find it, the pot of gold is yours.

- [Sheldon] Really?

- Well that's what the legend says.

- [laughs] I'm gonna find it.

I'm gonna find it, I know I'm gonna find it.

Nothing can stop me.

Nothing, nothing'll stop me.

Nothing. [wheezes]

Boy, giving up is starting to sound like a really good idea.

End of rainbow, next three exits.

The end of the rainbow?

I made it. I made it.

I'm going to be filthy rich.

Or at least somewhat soiled.

[leprechaun vocalizing]

Yahoo!

I found it.

The pot of gold is mine, all mine.

Where is it?

Where's my pot of gold?

I won, gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme.

- There is no pot of gold.

- No pot of gold?

What kind of a crooked operation

are you running here anyway?

- Aha we got rid of the pot of gold years ago.

Old fashioned ya know.

Now when was the last time

ya saw a gum machine that would accept nuggets?

Will you tell me that?

- Well I deserve to win something.

- Oh you won something alright.

- Oh boy.

- You have won dirty sock.

- Oh goody, just what I always wanted.

A dirty sock.

This is so much better than a pot of gold.

What kinda keeper rainbow is this?

- Well of course you can trade your dirty sock

for what's behind the curtain.

- Boy, what a decision.

Sure, I'll trade.

Probably wind up with two dirty socks.

- Johnny me boy oh, tell him what he's won.

- [Johnny] That I will Jaime.

[upbeat music]

It's a new car!

Yes, it's the pot of gold luxury sedan.

It comes complete with power steering,

power brakes, power seats, power hubcaps and power more!

With tax and licensing, it sells for a whole heap of money

and it's all yours courtesy of The End of the Rainbow.

Back to you Jaime.

- There's no audience here.

- Thank you Johnny, me boy.

Well now, Roy Rooster.

- How did you know my name?

- I'm a leprechaun, I know everything.

[laughs] You can have this wonderful, expensive luxury car.

- Not bad.

It's no pot of gold, but it's not a bad swap

for a dirty sock.

- You can keep the car or you can trade it

for what's behind door number two.

The car or door number two?

What's it gonna be Roy me boy?

- [Man] Take the door.

- [Man] Keep it.

- Time's up Roy.

And what's your decision?

- I'll take the door.

No, yes I will, no, no I won't.

I mean I, I'm trading for the door.

[clapping]

- Alrighty dighty now.

Show him what we have for him behind door number two,

Johnny me boy.

- [Johnny] That I will Jaime.

It's fame and fortune.

That's right Roy, you'll be fabulously famous

and fantastically fortunate.

Your bonus prize starts with one skillion dollars.

In small denominations so you can run around barefoot in it.

But that's not all.

- There's more?

- [Johnny] Yes, there's more Roy.

You'll enjoy life in your 700 room mansion,

built on a plot of land formerly known as North Carolina.

Your mansion includes a kidney shaped swimming pool

and just to be anatomically correct,

another swimming pool shaped like the other kidney.

You'll travel in your private limousine to your private jet,

which will take you to your private yacht,

which resides in your private bathtub.

- I may go outside some day, dolls.

Have the entire state air conditioned.

- [Johnny] You'll have so much money

you won't have to go to Europe, you'll send for it.

And you'll be famous.

Your name and face will be on everyone's lips.

You'll be on magazine covers, TV shows, bubble gum cards.

You'll hobnob with the biggest stars in the world.

- Um hey Roy, I'm a little short this week.

Could you, let me have a couple of bucks?

- Sure Jack.

Will a couple of mil tide you over.

- Hey Roy is [laughs],

how's it going man?

Hey you look real cool, yeah cool.

- [Johnny] All this plus great power,

the admiration of women, eternal life and a two year supply

of some rice product.

And it's all yours courtesy of The End of the Rainbow.

Back to you Jaime.

- I'm rich, I'm famous.

I'm rich and famous.

♪ La la la

- Of course Roy me boy.

You could trade it for what's behind door number three.

- [Man] Trade, trade, trade.

- Take it. - Keep it.

Keep it, keep it.

- I have everything I could ever want in the world.

But, but but but but, oh.

I've gotta go for it.

I'll trade.

- Alright, Roy Rooster,

you're trading in your fame and fortune.

Johnny me bucko, show him what he's won.

- [Johnny] I will Jaime.

Roy Rooster, you've won the dirty sock!

- Aw, too bad me boy, Roy.

But we have lovely parting gift for ya.

Along with our thanks for playing End of the Rainbow.

- The rain is ending again.

We can get out from under here.

- Uh oh, no chance no way.

If I go out I get wet, so here I stay.

- Have it your way.

- Under here I cannot possibly get wet.

And for added protection.

- [Sheldon] I wonder if Roy ever found his pot of gold.

- There's another rainbow.

Maybe I should go look for the pot of gold.

- Don't waste your time.

- Roy, what happened?

- Did you find the pot of gold?

- [Sheldon] Where'd you get that dirty sock?

- [Booker] What do you think happened Orson?

- I don't know.

Maybe he discovered there is no pot of gold

at the end of the rainbow.

[upbeat music]

- I found it.

The End of the Rainbow!

Where's my pot of gold?

- [laughs] There is no pot of gold.

But you have won a dirty sock.

You know I've been doing this for 73 years me bucko.

I haven't given away one car or one dollar.

But I've sure moved a lot of socks.

[upbeat music]

[easy going music]

- [Garfield] I can't move.

I couldn't move a muscle if my life depended on it.

- [TV Announcer] And now, stay tuned for Binky the Clown.

- [Garfield] No, quick Odie, change the channel.

Hurry Odie.

We promised the network he'd never be on the show again.

I'll change the channel.

No, that's the remote for the VCR.

No, this is the remote for the stereo.

No, this is the one for the CD player.

This is the garage door opener.

This is a calculator.

Where's the remote for the TV?

You found it!

Here, two seconds 'til doomsday.

That was a close one.

We almost saw Binky.

- Sorry I'm late.

I just spent 20 minutes trying to open the garage door

with the remote to my answering machine.

And look how many I have in here.

- [Garfield] Yeah, you'd think one of these things

would change raisins into something edible.

- I have too many remote controls in this house.

- [TV Announcer] Do you have too many

remote controls in the house?

- [Garfield] That's what the man said.

- Well then you need the Shlocko Robo Remote.

Yes, the Shlocko Robo Remote,

the only remote control device in the world

that can control your TV, stereo, VCR, CD player,

radio, laser disk player, cassette deck and video camera.

- [Garfield] How 'bout the toaster?

- [TV Announcer] And yes, it can even control your toaster.

- [Garfield] Thank you.

- That's what we need.

Let's go buy a Shlocko Robo Remote.

Turn off the TV Garfield.

- [Garfield] Okay, but this could take an hour or so.

- Oh we're all out.

We will have some more in about an hour.

They're building more in the back room.

- I have to pick up Liz.

I can't wait.

But I need that remote.

I know, I'll pay for it and my cat and dog

can wait and bring it home.

- [Garfield] Us?

Actually do something?

- You're the one who uses the TV Garfield.

You'll wait here.

Just give it to them.

- Certainly sir.

- Bring it right home guys, don't play around with it.

- [Garfield] Come on Odie,

let's wait for the remote control device to be built.

[thoughtful music]

Boy, we get all the fun jobs.

Who could enjoy a boring job like this?

[Odie pants]

He also enjoys watching the linoleum in the kitchen warp.

[snoring]

- No word from the factory yet,

but we should have some any minute now.

- [Garfield] The cat has waited long enough.

There are only a few things in life

worth waiting for.

And all of 'em have marinara sauce on 'em.

- I've done it Mother.

I've invented the most powerful remote control device

in the world.

[dinging]

Excuse me a second, my lunch is ready.

- [Garfield] Here, here's our remote control.

[Odie whimpers]

No, it's not stealing.

John paid for one, remember?

- I'm back.

So, like I was saying Mother,

I've invented the most powerful remote control device

in the world.

And I [babbles].

Gee it was here a minute ago.

- [Garfield] This is a snazzy remote control.

If you wanna turn something on you just press on, like this.

I don't know, let me try it again.

[brakes squealing] [metal crashing]

Hey, it worked.

Odie, do you realize what this little device can do?

I can turn anything off or on.

Do you realize the power I have?

- I put a quarter in.

The horsie ride doesn't work.

[horse neighs] Yahoo!

Ride 'em horsie.

- It must've been that cat.

He must've taken it.

- Well we've got to get it back.

That super remote could be dangerous.

Come on, you'll recognize him.

Let's drive around and see if we can find him.

- [Garfield] In this little device, Odie,

I have the power of the world.

Watch this.

Odie, imagine the possibilities.

With this device I can change anything I don't like.

Like if John serves something yucky for dinner,

I can just change it to something I want.

Or if I don't like the company,

I can just change it.

Or if I don't like where I'm going to eat,

I just whip out the old remote

and no,

nope,

I don't think so.

Yeah!

I can change anything into anything.

I can rule the world.

I can rule the universe.

I can get pizza at three in the morning.

[Odie yelps]

Odie, stop kidding around.

[Odie whines]

One of these buttons must stop it.

Don't worry Odie, I'll come and get ya.

I'll take the elevator up.

The elevator was already up.

I'll try an alternate route.

Going up.

Next floor, notions, lotions, commotions

and dumb puppies watch your step.

[Odie whimpers]

Hi Odie, just hanging around?

[Odie barks happily] [triumphant music]

No Odie, don't slurp me on the 15th story.

No!

[both yelling]

Come on Odie, we have to get the cement washed off

before it hardens.

[creaking]

- Tell me again what this cat and dog look like.

- Well they look like, they look like that statue

of the dog and cat holding the remote control.

[brakes squealing]

[crackling]

- [Garfield] Well Odie, that oughta cement our friendship.

- How dare you take my new experimental remote control!

- Hold it a sec.

I'm in big trouble, so I'm gonna turn off your set

so you don't see this, folks.

Bye.

[upbeat music]