01x09 - Beach Blanket Bobby

[bunniefuu]

-Hi!

Welcome to Bobby's world!

I'm Howie.

Hey, don't you hate it
when you're trying to sleep
and people are
talking really loud?
I do!

Bobby's sleeping.

And what a heavy sleeper, huh?

Wonder what he's dreaming.

-I can't remember.

I can't remember.

I can't remember.

-I guess we'll
have to wake him up
to find out what he's dreaming.

[CROWING]

-Dad?

-Oh you're up.

What were you dreaming?

I can't remember.

-Don't you hate
that, when you can't
remember what you were dreaming?

-But I do remember
what I was dreaming.
-Well, what was it?

-I can't remember.

-You can't remember?

-Right.

-That's OK.

We'll talk about it later.

Because today
Uncle Ted is taking
the entire family
on his new boat.
So I'm going to go-- I'll
change into a cartoon.
That's what I'll do.

Now.

-But I remember
what I was dreaming
was that I couldnt remember
what I was dreaming about.
Wait.

Did he say boat?

With Uncle Ted?

Yay!

Or did I dream that, too?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

-Morning, Mom.
Come on.
Let's go!

What are we waiting for?

-Gee!

Now, Bobby.

Ease up here a bit.

We've got to finish packing.

Then We have to load the car.

And Bobby, you're letting
all the cold air out.
Gee golly.

You don't want to eat
food that's gone bad.
-Food that's gone bad?

-Boy, it is hot in here.

-Yes.

Some dope too the lid off
and let all the cool air out.
-Would you get away from
me, Limburger. you stink.
-Oh yeah?

Maybe this will cool you off.

-Food fight!

[FIGHTING NOISES]

-Boy, bad food
sure can be nasty.
-OK.

So who's ready to
go to the beach?
-Me!

-For sure!

-Okey dokey.

We're ready to load her up.

-Dad?

Are you sure everything's
going to fit?
-[LAUGHS] Kids, pay
attention and learn.
Packing the trunk
of a car is an art.
-I didn't know
Dad was an artist.
-Honey, look at that van go.

-Are we there yet?

-I'm thirsty.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

OK Now you kids are just bored.

Why don't you play a game?

-OK.

Hey, half pint.

-Huh?

-Watch this.

-Well.

Now Howard.

Does this lane
feel bumpy to you?
-Yes, Hon-hon.

How's that?

Is that better?

-Not much.

-Wait a minute.

Now this lane is bumpy.

Hold it.

Derek, is that you?

How many times have
I told you to stop
pushing against the seat?

-Hey!

Bobby did it, too.

-If it weren't for
dads getting upset,
car trips wouldn't
be any fun. [LAUGHS]
-There you go.

You picked the one
day that everyone
decides to come to the beach.

And there's not a spot left.

-Oh now, Howard.

Don't get all hot
under the collar.
We'll find a spot.

-A spot?

-Hey, good Spot.

Good boy, here.

There's Spot.

-Here's a spot.

-[CHEERING]

-About time.

-Ooh.

You're lucky you're not Spot.

-Now, everyone be sure
you put on sun block.
I don't want this family getting
sunburned, don't you know?
-Then she'll look
like Grandma Generic.
-Bobby, be nice now, hon.

-I don't see Uncle Ted.

-Don't worry there, Bobby.

We'll see him once
we get to the water.
But first, we're
going to have to fight
our way through this crowd.

Come on, Bobby.

You lead the way.

-OK, Dad.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

-It's up to you, Bobby. the
men will follow your lead.
Can you get us to the water?

-Yes.

But we'll have to fight our
way through enemy lines.
This is it.

Ready?

-ALL: Ready, Mister Bobby.

-Charge!

-He got my hair wet!

He got my hair wet!

-They're retreating, Bobby.

-Come on, men.

Let's rush the parting
sand into the water.
-Ouch Ouch!

-Next time, Bobby,
I'd think about making
the warriors wear shoes.

-Good idea.

-Oh!

-Ouch

-It's hot!

-Maybe we shoulda
put sunburn lotion
on the bottom of our feet.

-Ow.

Ooh. ooh. ow. ow.

-Mommy, my feet feel
like they're on fire.
-Oh, yeah.

Mine too, Bobby.

-The ocean!

We made it!

Now all we have to
do is find Uncle Ted.
Wow! this is gonna be great!

-That's Uncle Ted's boat?

-Oh, no.

Oh, gee.

No, Kelly.

Oh gosh no, Bobby.

There's Uncle Ted's
boat over there.
-Hey!

Hey, what took you so long?

-Well, what do you think?

Ain't she a beaut?

-Well, Ted, it certainly is.

-Ahoo!

[INAUDIBLE] Generic clan.

-ALL: Generic!

-Oh, OK.

Sorry.

Generic clan.

-ALL: Good morning, George.

-It's George!

And I'm here with my family.

He is going to think
I am so uncool.
-The Sea Spit, huh?

That is like fully major, man.

I mean you're just happening.

I wish I would've thought of it.

-No, it's Sea Sprite.

See, some of the letters
need a little touching up.
I was going to name
it the SS Noogie,
but this knock-out redhead
named Jenny made me change it.
-Now, Uncle Ted, wasn't
that that gal that--
-Yeah, yeah.

That was her.

Don't bring it up.

-Hi, George.

You look like a pirate.

-Shh.

Bobby, you are so
totally clueless.
-Hey!

It's like my favorite
little weasel.
You wanna cruise
some wave with me?
-Say yes!

Say yes!

-Not me.

But Kelly says yes!

-I did not.

-Sisters can sure be confusing.

When someone figures them
out, will you call me?
-Can I, Mom?

Can I?

Oh, please!

Oh, please!

Yes, yes, yes!

-Well, yeah.

I guess.

For a little while.

But now wear a life vest.

And George, you
drive carefully now.
She's my eldest.

-For sure, Mom.

-Later, Mrs. G. [LAUGHS]

-That's a splash.

-I think I'm beginning to get
the hang of this boating thing.
Never mind.

What's in there, Uncle Ted?

-Oh, that's just
the head, Bobby.
-Just the head?

Well, where is the
rest of the body?
-Right here!

--[SCREAMS]

-Oh, relax, Bobby.

Come on, now.

It's only the toilet.

Oh, Bobby.

On a boat, they give
everything a different name.
-They do?

Who's they?

-Uh, well.

The Naval Academy, I guess.

-Navels?

Like belly buttons?

Let me see that belly button.

Is it an innie or an outie?

That's right, mister.

Get the lint out.

I'm talking to you.

-Uncle Ted, can we
go water skiing?
-Now, Derek.

This boat doesn't go fast
enough to pull a skier.
Isn't that right, Ted?

-Well.

Only one way to find out.

Now, I don't have a tow line.

Hey, but no problem.

We could use the anchor chain.

Hey!

Who want's to go first?

-Me!

I wanna go first!

-You can't go
water skiing, dork.
You don't even know how to swim.

-I can, too go water skiing?

-Can not!

-Can too!

-Hey, hey, hey.

The two of yous.

Now, Bobby, sweetie.

Maybe after you take
swimming lessons,
Uncle Ted will have us back on
the boat, and you can go then.
-Sure!

Hey that's a great idea.

Bobby, right now, you
can be my lookout.
Now if Derek falls in the
water, you raise the flag
and tell me, OK?

-OK, Uncle Ted.

-Hey, Bobby!

Too bad you have to miss
out on all this fun!
-One of the great injustices
of being a little brother
is that big brothers get to do
stuff that you can't, and then
they rub it in.

-Ladies and gentlemen.

The world's greatest water
skier, Derek Generic.
-Generic.

-I'm sorry.

Derek Generic, blazing
a trail that his brother
will never be able to match.

Wait!

What's that?

Water behind him?

[JAWS THEME]

-He's gonna to get him!

He's gonna get him!

He's gonna get him!

Derek fell down!

Aaahhhh!

-Hang on, everybody.

-Oh golly gee!

Is he OK?

Is he hurt?

Oh!

I shouldn't have let him go
water skiing, don't ya know?
-Uncle Ted, Dad, Derek,
Mom, Kelly's with George.
So who's steering the boat?

Uh-oh.

-Oh, ooh! cry-manitly.

What happened?

-What do you think
happened, Martha?
We hit something.

-Oh, thanks, Howard.

-No,no.

It's very clear.

It looks like we've landed on
some sort of uncharted island.
-Are we gonna be stuck here
like the Culligan Island guy?
-Now, don't worry, Bobby.

I'll just call for
help on the radio.
Hello This is the Sea
Spit-- Sea Sprite calling.
That should've been the noogies.

Hello, this is the
Sea Sprite calling.
Anyone receiving
the signal, hello?
-Well, what's the story, Ted?

-Darn radio seems
to be uh-- broken.
-How much longer you think
we're going to be here?
-Well, let's see.

By My calculations, I'd say,
well that's-- how could I put
this in layman's-- I don't know.

Maybe forever.

Were stranded.

-Stranded?

I've got a baseball
game tonight.
-Stranded?

Yeah.

-ALL: [SINGING] Jut
sitting on the ground
on the shore of this
uncharted desert isle.
-With Bobby.

-[BARKING]

-His Uncle Ted, too.

-Bobby's dad,

-And his mom.

-[BARKING]

-Professor Derek,

-Not his sis.

-ALL: [SINGING] Here
on Generic's Isle.
-Gee, Uncle Skipper.

I have an idea.

-Well, what is it, little Bobby?

-We can plant a garden
and grow our own food.
-What a delightful
idea, my dear.
-Returning to the
soil, eh, little Bobby?
I'd offer help, but the only
green these hands can touch
is money.

Ha!

Ha!

-Sorry I can't help you
out there, little Bobby.
But don't you know it, my
back's acting up again.
-Don't worry, Uncle Skipper.

I'll have this thing
done in no time.
-What is that, little Bobby?

-I think it's a rocket.

-Hmm.

Apparently it's just an ordinary
rocket that strayed off course
after returning from some
routine space mission.
-Hey, hey.

Maybe it has a radio.

-Ow! that's a burn.

-No radio, Uncle Skipper.

Just these weird seeds.

-Oh.

Can I have them, Professor?

Wonder what kind of
plant this'll be.
-I'll climb up and put
this flag on the top.
Maybe somebody will
see it and rescue us.
-Oh, you're so
brave, little Bobby.
Remind me to put you on
my A dinner party list.
-Oh, good luck, little Bobby.

We're all counting on you, kid.

-What's up there?

-Leather.

-ALL: Leather?

-I think the altitude's
gotten to the boy.
-Wow!

A giant with a home
entertainment center.
-Bobby!

Bobby!

-Mom!

Run! it's a giant!

-A giant?

It's George and Kelly!

Yoo-hoo!

George!

Kelly!

Over here!

--ALL: We're saved!

Yay!

Over here!

-You meant we're not
stranded anymore?
-No dork.

Now I can get to
the baseball game.
-And I'll be back in time
to go to work on Monday.
What-- what am I so happy about?

-Hey, George!

Hey, George!

-What?

-You know, I wanted to ask you.

How did you find us?

-It was totally easy, man.

I just followed your vibes.

-Yeah.

And then like, we
saw this orange flag
in the top of the tree.

-Oh, Bobby!

You're my bun-wuns.

You are such a cut-ums.

You are my hero.

-[BARKING]

-Well, Bobby.

was that an adventure, or what?

-Yeah!

Can we do it again next weekend?

-I don't think
Uncle Ted's boat is
going to be fixed for a while.

-That's OK.

Uncle Ted says he wants to
learn how to fly an airplane.
-Well.

We'll have to ask your mother
about that in the morning.
-Whenever dads want to talk to
moms about it in the morning,
usually means no.

Good night, Dad.

-Good night, Bobby.

Well, that's it from
Bobby's World and Howie.
Come back next week
for a lot more fun.
You know what I'm
going to do now?
I'm going to go
out to the garden
and I'm going to
plant these seeds.
That's what I'm going to do.

Oh-- Bye!

[THEME MUSIC]