02x04 - Nightmare on Bobby's Street

[bunniefuu]

-Hi, everybody!

Welcome to Bobby's World.

Howie couldn't be
here today, but he
could be right over here.

So we decided to start
the show right here.
-But, Bobby.

Uh, could we-- couldn't we
start the show from over here?
Heh.

-Well, I didn't think
you could be there today.
Now you are, so I was wrong.

But now it's too late to
start the show anywhere.
-Why?

-Because we already
started the show, silly.
[GIGGLES]

[LAUGHING]

-Funny.

-So you change into a cartoon
and I'll roll the main titles.
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[DOG BARKING]

Come on, Roger, we're
going to the movies!
I love going to the movies.

Choosing a movie really
brings the family together.
-Oh [INAUDIBLE],
now this looks--
-Not that one!

Not that one.

I told you I wanted
to see this one.
This is a good one.

We're going to go to this one.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

No!

No!

-Oh.

-That one stinks.

-Told ya.

-Uh, Bobby, come on and
put your two sense in here.
We got to vote on what we're
going to see at the drive-in.
Yah.

-I can't see.

-Oh, oh, oh, golly.

I see it.

That's the one.
-What?
What?

Which one, Martha?

-Oh, just flip back
there a page now.
-OK.

-There's a coupon for three
cans a piece for $0.69.
-Oh, Martha.

-Now that's a deal.

-I wanted to go with
Tiffany and Andrea.
-Kelly, we're growing as a
family, end of discussion.
Now, is there any movie that
you want to see, young lady?
-Oh yeah, like it
really matters.
-How about this?

Here it is.

The Bo Jackson's Story.

-Oh, Howard.

No sports.

Huh uh.

No, no, time out.

-Whoa, look at this ad.

I want to see this one.

Just when he thought it was
safe to go to bed, he's back!
-Let me see the paper.

-The Attack of the Boogidy Man.

-Uh, oh, I have my doubts here.

I don't think Bobby should
see movies like-- you know,
he might get the nightmares.

-Oh, Mommy, I won't
have nightmares.
[DOG BARKING]

Wow.

-Bobby, you come
see me, buckaroo.
It's the rip-snortness,
g*n-toteness movie
you'll ever want to see.

Yeehaw!

[g*ns SHOTS]

-Uh, hey, yo, Bobby.

If you want action,
come see me personally.
[GROWLING]

[GRUNTING]

-Yeah, But can Mr.
Hambone do this?
-Oh, no, no, no, no.

That's not very nice.

Oh, Bobby, you will
have plenty of time
to see those kind of movies.

Now, when you grow up--

-Well, I just want to save the
coupon on the back here too.
But right now, I think we
should decide on a film
that we can see with Bobby.

Which leaves only
The Wilderness Kids.
-Oh, Martha.

-Oh, Mom.

[GROAN]

-The Wilderness Kids?

I can't wait til I'm big
enough to see good movies.
-Come on, kids.

Let's get a move on here.

Bobby!

Bobby, do you have your pj's?

-Pj's?!

Sorry, Kelly.

I don't want to go if
I have to wear pj's.
I'm barassing.

-Not half as
embarrassing as going
to the movies with my parents.

Yuh!

-They're my parents too.

Then why doesn't Derek
have to wear pj's?
-Because I don't fall asleep
at the drive-in, Boom Bah.
-Good point.

I hate it when Derek
wins an argument
by saying something
that makes sense.
-Which way do I go?

-Well, get over in
one lane, Howard.
-Dad, this way.

Come on.

-To the right.

-No.

-That way!

-Well, enjoy Attack
of the Boogidy Man.
-What?!

-We're going to see
Attack of the Boogidy Man?
-Cool!

-Honey, come on.

Remember when we were dating?

I used to take you to
scary movies all the time.
-Oh, How-- you know what,
you're just as bad as the kids.
-Well, hey, [INAUDIBLE] and
Sieber have it two thumbs up.
-Yeah.

I think they were
probably thumbing
their gee-golly noses at it.

-Well remember, Bobby,
it's just a movie.
Don't worry, he'll
be OK, Martha.
-Now all we got to do is get
something to eat and we're set.
-Derek, it is not polite to
look into other people's cars.
-Snacks!

-Oh!

Like, they have all my
favorite food groups.
Candy, popcorn,
nachos, and pizza.
-Yeah, like they all
show up on your face.
Ow!

I'm telling Mom.

-The love between
brothers and sisters
gives me a warm feeling inside.

-Bobby, pick something.

Not that.

-Hm.

MUSIC PLAYING: Let's
pig out at the drive-in.
Let's pig out at the drive-in.

You chow down [INAUDIBLE]
stuff you usually can't eat.
Spill soda-pop
all over the seat.
Leave the food on the floor.

We won't tell.

Fill your car with
a mystery smell.
Let's pig out at the drive-in.

Let's pig out at the drive-in.

Let's pig out at the drive-in.

Let's pig out at the--

-Oh, come on.

Hurry up, Bobby.

-Come on, ooze head.

The movie's starting.

-Ew, Tiffany said this
movie is like so scary.
-It is?

[WEREWOLF HOWL]

MALE ON MOVIE: I-- I heard
something behind the door.
-This isn't so bad.

Is it, Roger?

[DOG GROANING]

MALE ON MOVIE: I'll
just open it and see.
[YELLING]

[SNORING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

I feel the need--
the need for speed!
[YELLING]

[CHUCKLING]

Oh no!

Oh no, a door!

I wonder what's behind it.

I'll just open it and see.

[GROWLING]

Captain Squash, I'm
glad you're here.
-I'm not so sure I
want to be here, Bobby.
I've got a bad feeling about it.

-Don't be nervous.

This is just a dream.

Right, Captain Squash?

-No, Bobby.

-Oh.

[GROWLING]

-This is a nightmare!

-It's the boogidy man!

[YELLING]

-That's right, Bobby.

I'm the boogidy man.

Let's boogidy.

-Yikes!

Yikes!

Wow, I was dreaming I was being
chased by the boogidy man.
[DOG HOWLING]

You know-- you know when
it's dark and you're scared?
The be-- the best place
to be is in your--
is in your mommy
and daddy's bed.
-Who's that?

-It's me.

-Bobby-- Bobby, you should
sleep in your own bed.
You want me to carry you back?

-No.

The boogidy man will get me.

-What-- what is wrong here?

-Bobby's having a bad dream.

-Ah, come on.

You know, I told you
we shouldn't let--
[YAWN]

--him watch that scary movie.

-Well, what do
you want me to do?
You want me to put
him back to bed?
-No, Howard, just
leave him alone.
Oh, look how cute he is.

-Oh, all right.

Oh, not you, Roger.

[SIGH]

[SNORING]

Thanks, hon.

I'm bushed.

-Howard, it's you
own oofda fault.
I told you that
certain kind of movies
would give certain
people nightmares.
-Well, when certain
people tell you
they won't get scared, you
tend to believe them, Martha.
-Thank you.

-Hoo.

You know you're
in serious trouble
when your parents talk
about you without even
mentioning your name.

-Now, hun, are you listening
to this nice story, Bobby?
Now paying attention,
you'll have sweet dreams,
don't ya know?

And so the prince
climbed on his horse
and galloped across the
Kingdom of Happy Land.
A beautiful place where
wonderful people lived.
And their lives were filled
with extreme happy surprises.
And as Prince Bobby
rode toward the castle,
the peasants and
farmers cheered him.
They all liked him.

He was such a nice prince,
and very funny too.
[CHEERING]

-We all liked him.

He was such a nice prince,
and very funny too.
[ROYAL MUSIC]

[APPLAUSE]

-Your Royal Majesty, I
have come barring gifts.
I present you with
a pair of acrobats.
[BAT NOISES]

-[LAUGHING] I get it.

Acrobats.

That's a [INAUDIBLE] acrobats.

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

-Alas, why did
everyone stop laughing?
Oh no!

-That's right, Bobby.

It's me!

-The boogidy man!

Ah!

No!

No!

No!

Boogidy man.

No, no, don't get me!

Whoa, I-- I had
another nightmare.
Co--come on, [INAUDIBLE].

Let's go get into
Mommy and Daddy's bed.
You wanna come too, Roger?

-Oh!

Bobby, not again.

-What?

-Not again.

You can't sleep here.

Now you go back to
your bed, young man.
-Oh, Howard.

Oh, come on now, Howard.

-Look how cute he is.

-[SIGHING] I guess it's OK.

Just so Roger doesn't
jump on to bed.
OK?

[DOG BARKING]

Roger!

Oh.

What the heck?

-Yeah, Howard.

-Good night, everybody.

-Good night.

[HUMMING]

-Morning.

-Bobby, hon, we have to
discuss what you're doing.
-Eating Captain Squash cereal.

-No.

No, Bobby, sleeping in our bed.

-You don't want the boogidy
man to get me, do ya?
-No, no, no, no.

Of course not, Bobby.

It's just that--

-The little wimp have
another nightmare?
-Oh stuff it, Derek!

I remember when you
like almost died
of fright just seeing
the babysitter's
boyfriend in a hockey mask.

-Was not!

-Were to!

-Was not!

-Were to!

-Was not!

-Were to!

-OK you two, you're not
helping the situation.
Now what Bobby needs to
get over that PG darn
scary is understanding
and patience.
-Hey, sounds like what
Bob-o needs is me!
-Hi, Uncle Ted!

-Patience, gentle
understanding-- I'm the guy.
Hey, Bobby, what's the problem?

Did you wet the bed again?

-Oh, honestly, Ted.

-I'm just kidding ya.

So what are you
guys talking about?
Got any toast?

-Scary movies.

-Oh yeah?

Which one?

Oh, the one where the guy
blows apart and a monster
steps out of his chest?

-No.

-Oh, I bet it's the one
where the monster sucks
your brains right
through your nose.
-Mom!

-Ted, it's not the movies
exactly, it's what they cause.
-Oh!

Bobby's afraid of scary movies
and he's getting nightmares.
Oh, and I was just talking
about scary movies!
Oh, now he's going to
get more nightmares!
Oh, gee wiz, now
I said nightmares!
Now what do I do?

Gee, I wish it was
just the whole bed
wetting thing, that'd be easier.

-Uh oh.

Whenever Uncle Ted
doesn't know what to do,
it can only mean one thing.

-Noogies!

-Told ya.

-Uh, well, for corn sake!

What do we do about
Bobby's nightmares?
-Beats me.

-I uh-- I guess he
can move into my room.
-Well, like, I guess I could go
check on him during the night.
-No, no, no, no.

I was the one who made it
worse, so I'll sleep with Bobby
in his room to show him
there's nothing to worry about.
All right?

Even if it takes
the rest of my life.
Now, what's for breakfast?

Now, Bobby, these
bad dreams of yours
are just part of
your imagination.
-Magination?

Oh, you mean like those
pictures I see in my brain?
-Right.

-Like the boogidy man?

-Right.

-Can I tell you my bad dream?

-I'm all ears, Bob-o.

-[LAUGHING] But you
have arms and legs too.
Well, we're on the
tour and-- and--
and-- and the boogidy
man was chasing us.
And we-- and-- and
we were getting away.
And then-- and then a
giant squid grabs us!
And we-- and we couldn't move.

And-- and-- and--
and the boogidy man--
he was coming after
us and I was running,
and running, and running.

And the boogidy man was getting
closer, and closer, and--
[YAWN]

--and even closer.

And coming--

[SNORT]

-Oh!

Is-- is that you, Bobby?

Oh, did you have
another nightmare?
-That's not me!

[CHUCKLES]

I'm over my nightmares.

[LAUGHING]

-Sorry, sis.

I had a bad dream.

-This isn't right, Ted.

-Aw, Ted, go back
to your own bed.
-Oh, let him stay.

Look how cute he is.

[LAUGHING]

-Well, when you see me
and I'm not a cartoon
anymore you know
it's ta-- ta-- time.
That's right.

Anyways, it was a great show.

I had a great time today.

And you know something,
we learned something too.
Because sometimes it
gets scary in the dark,
and you think there's monsters,
and you have bad dreams.
But-- well, let me just
show you for example.
There's nothing-- can
we turn out the lights?
Can we turn out the lights?

I

See?

It just looks scary.

See, in the dark
there's no such thing
as monsters or--
or scary things.
It's only-- it's
all in your mind.
See?

It's just-- what it is, is it's
just your-- your-- your imag--
imag-- imag--

[SCREAM]

[LAUGHING]

-I wonder what Howie meant
by imag-- imag-- imag-- whoa!
[CHUCKLE]

[THEME MUSIC]