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05x10 & 05x11 - Kitty-Cornered/It's About Time

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real Ghostbusters". Aired: September 13, 1986 – October 5, 1991.*
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Series follows the continuing adventures of the four Ghostbusters, their secretary Janine, their accountant Louis, and their mascot Slimer, as they chase and capture rogue spooks, specters, spirits and ghosts around New York City and various other areas of the world.

05x10 & 05x11 - Kitty-Cornered/It's About Time

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super strange in the

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neighborhood weird and it don't look

good who you going to

no

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GH who you going to

call and me

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why can't you be true well

Maybelline why can't you be true you

done start about doing the things you

used to do I love the 50s flat tops

custom cars Ro shops open road

Ray you weren't even born till

1959 yeah born too

late boy life sure was simpler back then

actually Ray there is no hard proof of

that every decade has its own inherent

challenges well I'd still take the 50s

over now any day me too that's a lot

right cool Daddyo yeah cool

Daddyo why can't you be

true why can't you be true got back

doing the things you used to

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do Janine what's

wrong

guys wor terrible how did this

happen Janine Janine get a grip how

could what

happened this it's from the mayor due to

increasing traffic needs the city's

going to build a new Expressway through

our neighborhood so so they're going to

tear down this whole block including the

firehouse what but that's crazy what are

we supposed to do the mayor suggests we

start

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packing thanks Slimer

know how you feel Spud I want to miss

this old place too yeah a lot of swell

memories here hey less yaking and more

packing huh guys what is this a Don King

convention we have to observe certain

safety precautions Pier we're bleeding

off the energy from these traps it won't

take long yeah Pete you wouldn't want

the moving van to hit a pothole and boom

take out a city block why not save the

mayor of

trouble Peter don't come on nothing's

going to blow up

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no

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he man man what happened bad call guys

sorry no real harm done right Eon I'm

not sure something doesn't feel quite

right

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yeah the containment gone everything's

gone is that hour long sounds different

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uh-oh huh all right hustle up there all

right let's move it out come on hustle

a who are those guys where's Ecto and

where's Janine she was working late

ladies and gentlemen announcing the new

1959 edel edel man this is getting

weirder by the minute there must be a

logical explanation and that's all the

news on April 10th

1959 good evening everyone April 10th

1959 wow somehow we've actually gone

back in time probably happened when that

trap blew truly incredible then this is

our Firehouse when it really was a

firehouse affirmative we're in the good

old days the 50s

fantastic let's slide guys and check out

the hats yeah yeah check out the HS the

hes Egon I hate it when you get that

look now what's wrong we're trespassing

in Time Peter our presence here could

disrupt the natural order of things is

is that bad I don't know yes what do you

think Daddy O speaking of natural

disorders am I cool or am I cool yeah

real cool

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radio and enough grease left over to

luou a

car I don't believe it I'd know that

sound anywhere Ecto it's

Ecto Ecto fantastic she's brand new are

you a friend of the deceased sir

excuse

me oh

man hang in there EO things are going to

get

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better Cooper at

6:00 what kind of ghosts were those 50s

ghosts weren't they Neato

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no Slimer

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we're coming hang on

Slimer

Slimer sometimes I hate

those you all right

Spud messed up my

D these bizarre ghost sightings began

just 1 hour ago and have already reached

epidemic proportions

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all of Manhattan now seems to be

Haunted 1 hour ago that's precisely how

long we've been here so this is all our

fault it's a ghost

GH come on Egon are you saying we caus

this ghost Invasion yes we don't belong

in the ' 50s by being here we're putting

a strain on the SpaceTime Continuum

apparently it's torn a hole in the time

fabric through which ghosts are

entering and the only way to close the

hole is to go back to our own time

precisely okay I'll go for the big spin

how back through our Ecto

trap H we have a problem I hate when you

say that Egon first the Trap must be

recharged to the precise power level at

which the original accident occurred

that will take

time oh great

what do we tell these guys the truth

we're Ghostbusters and we're from the

future would you believe that Ray uh

guess

not hi

huh we're just here to uh

observe you okay mister there are

thousands of ghosts out there and we're

losing the

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w*r engine company 93 more go

where guys are we going to just stand by

and let these men fight our battles no

way no are we still Ghostbusters yes

Chief do you have a power generator on

your truck that will recharge this thing

yes but what is it we'll explain on the

way

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those traffic is getting heavier in this

direction yes I believe we're getting

close to the source of these

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hauntings there's something real weird

Dead

Ahead this is the hole all right hey

somebody give me a hand here what are

you doing we're going to drive these bo

back where they came from give us some

pressure you heard the man hook him up

a let her

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rip it's working

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just a little longer Slimer it's almost

charged under control here Egon take

your

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time I lied Egon hurry it up

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that's it we have full charge viy g*n

seal the

hole do it gentlemen wish us Lu I hate

when you say that oh

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it worked it

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work we're in the firehouse but which

Firehouse ours or

theirs guys look gentlemen we are home

all right Winston all right but we have

to move out in the morning

remember Janine guys guys we don't have

to move

what the mayor just called our firhouse

has been declared a historical monument

nobody can touch it now I don't get it

it seems some firemen who worked here

years ago were big heroes they saved the

city from a terrible ghost Invasion back

in um um

1959 yeah 1959 how do you know H must

have seen it somewhere you know you guys

I think the good old days are right now

I hear you man yeah yeah what now now

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I'm little

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turn Slimer what are you doing hle I

have to make copies of these tax forms

sorry Louis if I don't have these in a

5:00 mail it's going to be my neck and

everything below it I'll be at the

coffee store you keep an eye on things

okie dokie

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Louis you go get me spider legs get me

spider legs

now stay out of my face Weevil witz H hi

here spy legs a long time no see you're

looking

good what are you pee brains waiting for

a boss lady wants out but but

how pull something find

something push

something got

it yeah yeah yeah got

it

YY uh-oh

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yeah get

up

here that the SL oh

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yeah that

c go go we'll let you go soon as you

open the cooler pickle puss now

open it or I'll spread you like mint

jelly

Slimer what's

that Slimer where are you Ghostbusters

run for it bring the little slime ball I

got a

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plan we'll have spider leg back here

before you can say who you're going to

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call forget it slime W it's spook fruit

spider legs didn't Overlook

nothing yeah nothing except that

Ghostbusters and we're going to fix that

right now coming

coming hello

guys guys this Slim's been kidna what

you sure who'd want to kidnap a ghost

another ghost judging from the Slime

they demand the release of the spirit

called spider legs from our containment

unit spider legs I remember her she was

one mean gooper we only have till

midnight we're supposed to signal that

spider legs has been released by

requesting a certain song on Moon man's

radio show or we'll never see Slimer

again play a song on the moonman's radio

show that is the dumbest plan I've ever

heard yeah but we got to do what they

say the Spud's depending on us oh poor

little

Slimer I'm hungry

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hey what's with the big mess clean up

the joint wasn't us boss it was uh the

fly only flies around here are in your

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brains now I'm going to listen to the

moonman and I don't want to be distroyed

understand uh yeah right okay

boss hey go SP i' be mad if you don't

feed me they will uh-huh real

man that's it all gone yeah you you

cleaned us

out okay let's play t

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it chist meas oh yeah TR you

wait

out fallen and your main Jew is

gingo time for the moon

there catch

me

I hey what are you D with

do pleas hey Bo want Point h don't catch

me here she is spiderlings Class 8 full

torso demonic Spectre she definitely

won't get out early for good behavior we

may not need not need to get her out at

all uhoh he's got that scientific look

on his face if we can determine the

precise frequency of which Slimer

ectoplasm resonates we can locate him

with sound waves Egon that's great but

we need a test sample of his slime oh no

problem it's all over the copy

machine here's our slime sample okay ray

star inreasing the

frequency wow look at that more Ray

more hold it there that's the perfect

frequency LS get it on tap film at 11

Roger

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Egon I presume we're standing here

Reinventing the lava lamp for a very

good reason absolutely now let's go see

the

moonman gentlemen time to rock and roll

oh I love it when he talks

hi and now the moonman has something

special for all you cats and kittens out

there a

here's a personal request from the

coolest of the cool

Ghostbusters thanks moonman I always

wanted to do

that come on

baby

let's that's it that's the signal let

the spider legs out of the cool we did

it we did

it this isn't an ultrasonic range moon

man beyond human hearing only Slimer

will know it's being played and I sure

hope the spot is tuned

in

come what kind of dance is that that

ain't no dance

that thing D he's trashing SP like that

and she's going to trash us stop him

come on

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Bo out of

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here head e Winston I think we got

something hey e got strong readings near

Washington Square we're on our way

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Peter Hold On music lovers I just

spotted a warehouse that's really rocket

and rolling that's

it oh yeah

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Ray we just spotted a couple of goofers

no sign of the spot

yet oh boy what h

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I'll give you a headache you little

slime

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wad move move move yeah all right come

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on

Slimer you okay little buddy yeah yeah

I'm okay all right where' those L like

larva go

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all wor out nice work Bud here you do

the honors

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thanks who's going to call

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yes oh Slimer you're back yeah I'm back

Lou and I'm

dead real nice to have your back but

there's an old friend anxious to see you

guys real anxious

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something strange in the

neighborhood who you going

call there's something weird and it

don't look good who you going to

call I Ain afraid to no GH

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I afraid of

no we going call

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