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06x04 - Ghostworld

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real Ghostbusters". Aired: September 13, 1986 – October 5, 1991.*
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Series follows the continuing adventures of the four Ghostbusters, their secretary Janine, their accountant Louis, and their mascot Slimer, as they chase and capture rogue spooks, specters, spirits and ghosts around New York City and various other areas of the world.

06x04 - Ghostworld

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please me H pretty please come on just

one pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty

pretty

please okay Slimer but just

one on beat this working light has got

to stop when the guys get back I'm

asking for a day

off a crushing Bank well so with to dive

b*mber not me me me me me me

[Music]

I hate to break the bad news Slimer but

that thing will never

[Music]

fly yeah yeah pop g*n go go go go go

Slimer

Cruise yeah yeah cool man

[Music]

uhoh thanks for flying Slimer

[Music]

Airlines I'll get

[Music]

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it

Monster J hurry

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one move in your wallpaper slim head

wait wait don't sh**t just a singing

telegram lady honest so sing already

yeah

S no

[Music]

problem there's a new amusement park

that we built here in New York called

Ghost World and we can V it's that goat

that you ain't seen yet so we're

inviting all of you to come on down for

a sneak

preview hey man I like your out it's

real good than 5 P that was

glad here's some brochures with some

free passes compliments of Ghost World

wow boo there are boo Square

man what a night it's definitely good to

be home guys guys look what you got Spud

mhm Ghost World oh I can hardly

wait the owner has personally invited us

to a private tour tomorrow see fre C hey

sounds great let's check it out first

thing in the morning

I'll pass ad Dina Ray I've seen enough

ghost tonight to last me a month think

I'll take a rain check too

Ray I won't be going either Ray I seem

to be coming down with something well

Spud it looks like just you and me

tomorrow and me all right I could really

you the day off right guys most

assuredly no problemo yeah we'll catch

the phones all right we're going to

Ghost World hi we're going to check off

that ghost

machine hello anybody home hello I've

been expecting you good morning I'm Carl

Sans owner of Ghost World a pleasure Mr

Sans uh this is M melet yes and Slimer

but where are the other Ghostbusters oh

uh they're kind of busy today busy uh

yeah no matter I promised you a good

time and so it shall

be I'm confident that you'll find your

adventures here at Ghost World even more

exciting than your real life

ghostbusting adventures well that's a

pretty tall order yeah

h Huh oh I get it Holograms right

something like that forgive me I forgot

to give you your ghost buffers ghost

buffers yes think of Ghost World as one

big video

[Music]

game but a Ghost Attacks and they will

simply bop them with pleasure

another

one here comes another

[Music]

one better keep those poers handy where

we're going next you'll definitely need

them you're sure you're all up to this

no problem we a no goost

[Music]

I wanted to

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do hey what kind of holograms are these

Mr Sans I just got slimed impressed Mr

stance it's just part of ghost world's

efforts to achieve absolute

realism po them

Slimer my proper girl Ray I want out of

here yeah Mr Sans this isn't funny I'm

afraid it's too late to turn back

besides the fun only just beg

done Ray and Janine must be having a

fall Ghost World they've been gone all

day yeah and it was Ray's turn to watch

the dishes yeah and slamer turn to take

out the garbage PE you better save it he

uses it for smoothies hi guys Ghost

World was fantastic the owner is dying

to meet you come on he's still there we

can Janine a half-baked haunted house is

not exactly on the top of my list at

10:00 at night

[Music]

Ghostbusters

yeah got

it no rest for the

wicked Egon we got a call you going to

be okay while we're

gone just

fine just fine let's

roll it is not according to plan never

mind SL and I will take care of

[Music]

it it's inside you don't like my fish

sir we're the ghost experts and we'll be

the judge of

[Music]

that see he don't like my fish make a

note Winston it doesn't like his fish

don't worry sir that tuna tosser is in

the can let's nail them

guys There's Something Fishy in that

fishy let's see if spooky likes

[Music]

Sushi W fish breath sorry but I like

mine cook Ray comeing your way

hey great sh**ting Ray I uh my thrower

gem yeah gem that's strange I just

serviced all the packs

yesterday well what can I tell you

Winston the trigger's stuck okay uhhuh

yeah the trigger stuck

okay yeah the trigger stuck come on

Peter let's go Ghost World py PE give me

a break Spud I'm running on empty we'll

hit Ghost World

tomorrow actually Mr Sans wanted to talk

to us about hosting a Ghost World TV

special a TV special oh knock it off oh

what the heck Winston the night is young

hi guys shanine what are you doing here

I had so much fun today I just had to

come back come on you guys are in for a

big

surprise yeah big

surprise huh

[Applause]

[Laughter]

after it will be now return to Slimer

and The Real

[Music]

Ghostbusters what did we tell you great

huh beyond my wildest dreams Ray but uh

when do we see the man about that TV

special sooner than you think Peter yeah

sooner than you

[Music]

oh I can't remember having this much fun

can you Winston yeah boot

camp say are you in charge here because

that ride definitely needs work I want

all four

Ghostbusters where is

Spangler stangler will be here Master he

will come for the others of course

you're right he considers royalty of

virtue so fanklin zort we need at last

want a breath Min you better take two

big

fella hey do you see that that is New

York's future thousands of ghosts just

waiting for the arrival of humans to

enham it and arrive they will the mayor

the city council the public

New Yorkers by the thousands lured here

by my Goodwill

ambassadors the

Ghostbusters is that you

[Music]

[Applause]

Spud what do you think Winston I sure

don't see a TV special in our future hey

I don't even see a future in our future

in that case we're out of

[Music]

here welcome to the club

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boy mom you really didn't have to come

over tonight I'll be fine my son the

doctor if you know so much how come

you're sick now drink this what is it

the new and improved Spangler family

remedy chicken soup orangish juice tea

prune juice and a dash of garlic for

flavor drink it smells precisely like

your old remedy how is it new and

improved I bought a new blender

[Music]

drink so it's a miracle

but I'm still alive my son the

[Music]

comedian hello out there in television

land we're the

Ghostbusters oh my gosh and we're

inviting you to tomorrow's grand opening

of the new exciting Ghost World where

all your scariest Nightmares come true

what

Egon where are you going to Ghost

[Music]

World I can't believe you're doing this

you must be Delirious something peculiar

is going on here and I want to know what

it

[Music]

is this entire area is ripe with

spectral activity not to mention germs

it's very dangerous here Mom I want you

to go back to the Firehouse so you can

catch

neonia no way Jose brother either you

leave or I won't call you for the next 6

months my son the cruel

[Music]

person be patient my soldiers our day is

almost

aead what's this well well we have a

visitor the final Ghostbuster Dr

Spangler mom I brought you a pastrami

sandwich you need to keep up your

[Music]

strength come on then just stay close by

oh boy this is going to be more fun than

my karate lesson each CH

[Music]

string Janine what are you doing here so

late and where are the guys they're

visiting with Carl Sans the owner he's

dying to meet you Eon is he follow

me your name dear you catch your death

in those wet clothes I'm fine lady lady

uh Janine you remember my Aunt Hilda

don't

you of

course

Janine Mom get the Trap off my belt it's

the thing with way ahead of you doctor

[Music]

Bingo Janine are you all

right I think so I'm just cold here

honey put this on oh thanks Mrs

Sprangler Janine what's going

on Egon Carl Sans is not human he's evil

and he has Slimer and the guys under his

control I suspected this wait Carl Sans

Carl Sans yes

Caro xans a demonic gatekeeper who takes

great pride in his cleverness let's see

how clever he really

is Dr Spangler I presume good evening Mr

Sans what should I just call you Cho

various cute Dr Spangler I find your

fellow Ghostbusters to be Mally

infantile even crude apparently you are

the exception and I find your plan to

Rule New York less than brilliant in

fact rather silly oh it won't work Zan

simply because it lacks

[Music]

originality I'm going into the haunted

house now the demon should appear any

moment so get ready

[Music]

I have come for your body and soul

Spangler there's no doubt that your mind

has certain potential zans but I find it

arrested at a rather jinal level

[Applause]

[Music]

Show Yourself

Spangler I know you are near I can feel

you I'm here zans and my body and soul

are still intact

[Music]

that's our

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que w

[Music]

no I'll get the

Spud step forward Spangler and we shall

see who has the more powerful mind keer

peer

[Music]

zans no no over here

a I must say xans so far I'm quite

unimpressed prare to die

sper

[Music]

now check

me you are my servants sorry big fella

it's servants night

[Music]

off guys wait the big

[Music]

geek Eon what's happening the entire

park is a mental construct maintained by

the Demon's thoughts now that he's lost

his concentration the park is ceasing to

exist

[Music]

[Applause]

a got to hand it to that slim head Egon

he was right that was some ride

yeah my

oh Mom believe me there's nothing to

worry about my virus is completely

gone well all right but promise to call

me later promise

Mom wasn't

me who

[Music]

sneezed you must have caught e God's

cold no problem I know just the thing

Egon where's your blender

[Applause]