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06x14 - Very Beast Friends

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real Ghostbusters". Aired: September 13, 1986 – October 5, 1991.*
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Series follows the continuing adventures of the four Ghostbusters, their secretary Janine, their accountant Louis, and their mascot Slimer, as they chase and capture rogue spooks, specters, spirits and ghosts around New York City and various other areas of the world.

06x14 - Very Beast Friends

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[Music]

there's something strange in the

neighborhood who you got to

call

sp there something weird and it don't

look good who you going to call it

[Music]

Luigi I ain't afraid of no

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

ghost I ain't afraid of no

ghost who you going to

call me me

[Music]

answer well all you answer you foul

breath of

[Music]

wind I am here Kar you noxious pile of

hot mud and this time you will go down

in defeat

as always in sh you are full of empty

air

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

what's the use of fighting neither of us

ever

win but there may be a

solution mortals can

die yes Mortals that's it we'll each

choose a champion from a on the

mortar yes two Earthly Warriors to fight

in our place to the Finish to the

[Music]

Finish believe me guys just wait till

you go out on my new boat you're going

to love

it yes Siri there's something about

sailing

that brings out the best in a man yeah

well there's something about sailing

that brings up the lunch in this man so

it better be

smooth Winston this is your captain

speaking trust me uhhuh well I think a

cruise is an excellent idea I'll have

plenty of peace and quiet to finish my

research

hey who needs peace and quiet that's

your problem Egon you got to learn to

live for the moment

yeah

[Music]

moment I want to dance the lambata

underwat

woohoo I hope this Cruise will give me

the opportunity to observe some unusual

life forms

[Music]

I don't think that'll be a problem e got

oh Moonlight romance exotic Cuisine I

hate to burst your bubble Peter but

we're only going out for the day I know

I'm talking about my big date tonight

when we get back I finally found the

girl of my

dreams operator

23 a telephone operator yeah I mean we

haven't actually met but the first

moment we spoke I felt somehow connected

so Captain Ahab you'd better get me back

in time for my dilate with Destiny hey

don't worry my boat is absolutely ship

shaped there she is isn't she a

be the SS

[Music]

polywog uh why don't we come back when

it's grown into a frog Ray the last time

I saw a boat this small there was a

bathtub around it don't worry guys what

the poliwog lacks in size she makes up

forign state-of-the-art equipment this

boat has

everything everything but a

motor oh bummer hey who needs a motor

this is this is a sailboat we have the

wind it's the only way to go oh I can

think of another way to

go Peter once we're out in the open

water with the salt spray in our faces

you'll thank

[Music]

me well Ray I'm still waiting for the

magic of the salt spray in my face and

I've been waiting for 3 hours

j i r in Peter

yummy deal me out I don't understand it

according to these readouts we should be

having brisk winds well I'd better

briskly get back in time for my date

tonight even if you have to blow on

those sales yourself have you considered

the possibility that your equipment is

errant how about the possibility that we

were errant to get on this boat no

problem all radio for a weather report

SS polywog to Coast Guard SS polywog to

Coast Guard come in SS pow to Coast

Guard radio waves are just bouncing back

highly unusual must be some sort of

atmospheric inversion no problem huh

don't worry crew we'll get a breeze soon

res sailers have a six sense about these

things

[Applause]

yeah some Breeze remind me never to go

kite flying with

[Applause]

[Music]

you this is

impossible man this is crazy we're

Flying Blind Ray if we hit something at

this speed don't worry according to my

chge there's no land within miles of

[Applause]

[Music]

here no land within miles

huh wrong again Captain quig but I'm

telling you this island is not supposed

to be here no Rey we're not supposed to

be

here something tells me we're not going

to find any phone on this island but if

we do it'll be one heck of a toll charge

since we don't know how long we'll be

stuck here I suggest we seek out certain

Necessities food shelter and a dry

cleaner I got a date tonight remember

Ray you got to hand it to him he's

optimistic I've never seen any of these

plant species before utterly fascinating

yeah once this equipment dries I'll try

to send an SOS

sorry there now this will be the living

room over there's the kitchen and the

den can be wait a minute Ray we're just

building a leant to not Trump Plaza

Peter if we're going to do this let's do

it right forget the SOS Egon let's get

out of here ASAP before those guys drive

us

nuts tell me Ray do you know as much

about building a Hut as you do about

sailing a boat at at least I don't get

dates by dialing

411 hey it's one more phone number than

you have pal gentlemen gentlemen if we

are to survive on this island we have to

cooperate we don't want negative energy

getting the better of

us yes we

[Music]

do K I believe we found our two

Warriors yes we shall enter their bodies

growing in strength as their negative

energy

increases until at last we can do battle

as

Mortals thanks to you I may have lost my

only chance for love romance and cheaper

long distance rates well if operator 23

got a with of you right now your big

date would be over faster than a snow

cone in the desert oh yeah

yeah later buddy I'm going to look for

my twigs and Le leaves where I won't be

insulted

fine he may have a point but that's

still no

excuse funny I didn't notice this Pond

before but it's Perfecto for a little

freshen up dip

[Music]

boy what a day I really shouldn't let

Peter get me so hot under the

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

cob speaking of getting hot what in the

[Music]

world you know with a little of the old

Venkman touch this place might make a

great result

[Music]

better get back to Camp the professor

and Maryanne will start getting worried

ah that really hit the

spot I feel like a new

[Music]

man okay ready Slammer uhhuh uh-huh then

let's do it just watch my

fingers watch the

fingers my other fingers Slimer my other

fingers I can't

believe didn't ruin it for you that's

one thing at it again the trouble with

you is you've gone soft in the brain oh

yeah well your brain is too tense too

tense the size of a pee Slimer do you

see what I see go get Egon yeah yeah

Egon there the antenna is finished now

all I need is a working transmitter

[Music]

and Peter R they're getting red ugly

yuck

well excuse me Spud H but you're not

exactly Dan Quail H you all right Egon

nothing that an aspirin and a 5,000 watt

transmitter wouldn't cure take a break

Egon I'll try and scavage some food off

the boat me too I'm starving I thought

you said they changed they did they got

all

reptilian and the Their Eyes Were

[Music]

glowing so what do you think H when I

fell through the roof did I land on you

too Egon we know what we saw just keep

an eye on them okay okay

okay see this isn't so bad all the

Comforts of home some Comforts can't

even change the channel no problem

see now it looks like a wrestling match

two big guys twisting

grabbing wrong Ray it looks more like a

second raate captain who's all washed

up okay that does

[Music]

it prepare for the end and

Sh fascinating they're undergoing

transmutation

[Music]

what the heck happened I don't know you

mean you guys don't know what just

happened Ray Peter I'm afraid we have a

serious problem here I don't know what's

going on but I don't like

it you were right this time they mutated

twice as big as before yeah and twice as

mad Spud that's it they change whenever

they argue but why did they call each

other anshar and kishar just a moment I

may have something here according to

Samarian folklore they were powerful

Spirits kishar is master of fire and

Earth anshar of air and water every

thousand years they appear for one day

to do battle each trying to gain control

of the world but since they're Immortal

and cannot die the battle always ends in

a stalemate so the Natural Balance of

the world is maintained for another

Thousand Years great so why have they

taken over Peter and Ray to do their

fighting apparently they want to mount a

decisive battle kishar and anshar may be

immortal but Ray and Peter ared Exactly

uh-oh oh no if one dies the other will

dominate the elements and not only do we

lose two dear friends but the world as

we know it is

doomed since Ray and Peter's anger

triggers this we have to keep things

very friendly until dawn R roll roll

your Bo gently down

the is

[Music]

a oh what fun ah let's do another one

home home on the

rain Ray I think that song's well out of

your range oh really well I suppose you

could do better a deer and an antelope

could do better hey guys guys guys how

about some barbershop quartet

the in the very very month of May I hate

barbershop quartet and I hate

humans I am summon the powers of the

wind in the

sea and I kishar call forth the powers

of Earth and on

fire move it wear

barbecue

[Music]

barbecue and now I will get rid of you

at last

Anar you always were the dreamer kard

[Applause]

hey Peter kiss the make up

[Music]

[Applause]

okay if we had our throwers we might

have a chance without them we're

powerless H not necessarily but we

haven't much time let's

move Slimer please don't fog up the

mirror we're going to need all the

energy we can get Winston you've done an

outstanding job of improvisation here

thanks but I feel like The Flintstones

this thing won't do us any good without

a mega power source these wires run from

the Blaster to the antenna Slimer will

simply lower one end of the antenna into

the hottest point of the lava yeah I'm

Ready the thermal power should give us

one good shot before the antenna melts

melt oh no

way but we need you Spud and so do Ray

and Peter you're the only one of us who

can stand that kind of

heat

[Music]

okay everything

ready check hold your fire until we see

a moment of weakness it's time to end

this game an

I agree

K so kishar now that you are going to

die I shall miss our little

battles Peter is that is that

you boy you look terrible well you don't

look so hot yourself

what's going on Winston fired at a point

directly between them Slimer power up

you got

[Music]

it get

[Music]

ready

fire the humans will pay

at least we agree on something any more

ideas Egon yes

[Applause]

run at least we stopped them from

destroying each other yeah but now they

want to destroy

us uh-oh into the line maybe not if we

can stall them a few more seconds

a stop aren't you forgetting

something your day on Earth is

over I nearly had you this time

Kisha never I'll defeat you in the next

mnium Ray Peter my buddy Buddies

[Music]

hey easy on the mushy stuff Spud great

to have you back guys why did we go

somewhere in the manner of speaking yes

but we'll have to explain

[Music]

later this used to happen every spring

in our basement

[Music]

oh yes my man Winston comes through only

one problem we need a saale get serious

Ry where are we going to get a saale way

out

here I guess when it comes down to it

Peter and Ray's friendship was stronger

than those demons Powers yes it is quite

inspirational you dragged me out to see

Shipwrecked me got us turned into

monsters and I wind up in my shorts on a

piece of wood in the middle of nowhere

so they're

clean so thanks howdy

[Music]

ladies hey don't mention it Peter what

are friends for

[Music]

nah

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[Applause]

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