Rainbow Tribe (2008)

[bunniefuu]

The aurora borealis, also known as the Northern Lights.


It's one of Mother Nature's most spectacular phenomena.


While there is no promise of a pot of gold


I can tell you that if you search hard enough


you might just find yourself a miracle.


Calvin, if you miss the bus, you're walking to school.


Ow Moose.


Shut up.


Get off of me.


Dragon breath.


Incoming.


How's that taste, little monkey?


Help, I can't breathe.


I'm dying, Mom.


Another fig shower stink pot?


Guess again.


It's swirly.


Time to grow.


Calvin.


He loves that.


No, I don't.


Josh.


That's it.


No more Xbox, no game boy, no Internet.


Hey, darling.


Did you get the cereal with the little marshmallow?


Oh, come on.


Be good, Calvin.


I know, Mama.


No TiVo, no iPod, no sleepovers, no desserts, and...


no cow tipping.


There has to be another way.


I'm sure there is, Mama.


I'm sure there is.


Too bad for you, sweet cheeks.


Don't mess with the kid.


Honey.


Honey?


Oh, my God.


Morgan.


Morgan.


Emergency services.


Please hurry.


It's Morgan.


Run stupid. Run.


Hey stop.


Fred, wait up.


Oh, Calvin.


I'll tell your mama.


Come on, come on, come on.


You kids are slowing in molasses.


Hmm, Calvin.


Open this door I said, Calvin.


Open this door, Calvin.


Okay Calvin. You win this time.


Don't mess with the kid.


Calvin.


Yes Ms. Crapple.


What did I tell you about writing on top of the desk?


This a pop quiz?


The answer to the question is...


you will clean the desk tops during recess.


Now, you will all rise


and recite the pledge of allegiance.


Calvin, begin.


Why do I always have to do this?


Because I said so.


This is for the Republicans.


Oh, say can you see


by the dancer.


Calvin?


I'm just gonna come right out and say this.


I think Calvin is becoming more than this school can handle.


Believe me, we know.


Sometimes Calvin's more than I could say.


We can handle.


Yeah.


There's only so much we can discipline the child.


We just don't know what else to do.


That's all right, baby.


Well, I've been thinking a lot about this lately,


which is why I called you in here today.


Maybe.


Maybe all Calvin needs


is a change of scenery.


You know, some place where he can just run wild


and get all that bad behavior out of his system.


Yeah.


With summer break beginning next week,


I was thinking maybe you two want to consider


sending Calvin to sleepaway camp.


Sleepaway camp gives kids an environment to take on


responsibility that otherwise they might rebel against


at home or at school.


You know, believe it or not, sometimes it's the kids


that need time and space away from their parents.


So,


would you be able to spend an entire summer


without Calvin?


See you later, sucker.



I'll go get you.


I'm sorry, Morgan.


There's been a relapse.


Now, there's no imminent danger,


but eventually, like it did before,


the tumor can grow


and the seizures may become more frequent.


I know how you feel about chemo,


but it's our only way out of this.


You're gonna have to do better than that, Michael.


Because I'm not going through chemo again.


We're right back where we started.


No, we're not.


It bought us five more years, and it's better now.


How is it better?


You didn't cure me.


All you did was prolong the inevitable.


The science is better.


The treatments are better.


Look, it's still a long, difficult road,


yes, but the alternatives are far more grave.


All their dreams still ahead of them.


Morgan, you're not just a patient.


You're my friend.


I want you to be well.


And don't talk to me about chemo.


Talk to me about hope


and miracles.


What's the matter, Michael?


You don't believe in miracles?


I believe in medicine.


And I need you to believe in it too.


I can't possibly know what you're feeling, Morgan.


What you're thinking about.


It's one thing I do know,


I'm sure of it,


no matter what you decide to do,


I'm with you all the way.


Michael, I just wanted to tell you


that Morgan's decided to go away for a while


and I completely support his decision.


So how long does he expect to be away?


A couple of months.


Oh.


Time and cancer are not friends.


You know that, Lauren.


I know.


But look, he left this morning.


He didn't.


He wanted me to tell you


because he didn't want you to talk him out of it.


Of course I would have talked him out of it.


Look, I don't care where he's going or what he's doing.


I know what's best for him, Lauren.


Really I don't understand how he could possibly make it.


That's it, Michael.


He's not asking us to understand.


He doesn't need us to understand.


He obviously doesn't know what he needs.


I do.


What he needs...


is for us to be here for him when he gets back.


I'm sorry.


No, no, no.


It's not just that.


It's...


I'm pregnant.


I was gonna tell him the morning that all of this happened, but I...


I couldn't tell him.


Speak of the devil,


he just walked in the door.


It's Lauren.


Hi, honey.


You never grew up, did you, Sunny?


Never made that mistake.


We apologize for any inconvenience our delay may cause you.


And on behalf of our flight deck,


we wish you a pleasant stay here in Minnesota's land and lakes


or wherever your final destination may be.


Calvin.


You missed the bus.


You are walking to camp.


Here's a file on all the campers in your cabin.


Got a real special group of kids.


Good.


The last thing I need are a bunch of troublemakers.


Hey, what you doing there, fella?


Hey!


Just wait and see, Grandma.


Oh, are you flying?


Oh, Lord.


Get back here in my car now.


Little redheaded pumpkin head.


Get back here.


Oh, my.


-Oh, my goodness. -Hey!


Oh.


You're back here, little punk.


Look.


Oh my God.



What a face.


I'll hit you so.


You leave that nice sweet boy alone.


You leave him alone.


Thanks, Lady.


Enjoy the ride, kid.


One of the kids is a mute.


Boo Summers.


Parents were drowned.


Caught in a ripped-out off the coast of Maine.


Yeah.


Found them two days later.


Still waiting for them to come back.


It's over a year ago.


Hasn't said a word since.


The Aurora borealis.


Remember that night?


Been thinking a lot about it lately.


Katie, bar the door.


Buses have left the airport.


Why am I suddenly incredibly nervous?


Because you haven't done anything like this in years.


You think I'm crazy?


Yeah.


Join the club.


New hops?


Yeah, they were.


Sorry about that.


I'm Ryan Tucker.


Hello, Ryan Tucker.


I'm your counselor this summer.


You're the counselor of Apache?


That's right.


Well, big guy.


My mom wanted me to tell you


that I'm not gonna get into any fights this summer


or throw any temper tantrums


and that I will not say one cuss word the entire summer.


Look, psycho is back.


Up yours, butt face.


Because if I'm good this summer,


my dad says I could have a water bed.


Oops.


Sorry, Mister.


Are you okay?


Yeah, I'm fine.


Well, that's good.


Have a nice day.


Calvin, Apache.


I'm asthmatic.


Get out.


Announce me.


I will not.


I'll tell my father.


Sir Charles Winthrop, the turd.


Turd?


Moron.


Aargh.


Yeah.


Have a great summer, kid.


Yeah.


Be careful. Backle up.


You got a problem, peaches?


Yeah, your face.


Or is that your tush?


What's your name?


Hello Boo.


What happened to Charles?


I was provoked.


Mom, I'm home.


Mom.


Well, you're a little old to be a counselor.


You do that at home?


Yep.


And at school too.


Well, the next time you act like a dog,


I'm gonna rub your nose in it.


Off my bunk.


Punk.


What the heck?


Who does this kid think he is?


Need some help?


Hey, I got to drop a deuce.


Your mama is a deuce.


Hey.


I'm gonna find Charles.


So you guys get this stuff unpacked


and get your beds made, all right?


What's a deuce?


A deuce, Sampson, is a nice way of saying poop.


Sunny.


Yo.


Have you seen one of my campers crying around?


I tell you how we play hide and go seek around here, Chief.


You stop seeking, they'll stop hiding.


That's no fun.


well, here's another hint.


Get himself in before dinner.


Otherwise you're gonna be in for a long night.


Don't worry.



I got it all under control.


Time out.


Time out.


Has anyone seen my Pepto Bismol?


Time in.


Hey!


Are you okay?


He's asthmatic.


On the deck, Shrek.


You too, Wheezy.


Now, listen up.


My nickname is Chief.


I am your counselor this summer,


and when I call your name, raise your hand.


Ryan Tucker.


Josh Plimpton.


Calvin Murray.


Boo Summers.


Sampson Hayes.


Charles Winthrop is missing in action.


This place is a pigsty.


And I want this stuff picked up and put away immediately.


And the next time I tell you something.


Come on. Move it.


It's going to be a long summer, Chief.


Okay, gentlemen,


this is where Crow village will line up


before each meal.


The name of the game is very simple.


Neatness counts.


You will be chosen in the order


of how presentable you make yourself.


Last cabin chosen


will be the last cabin served a meal.


What are those, Ryan?


These make your hands stronger.


Can I try?


Yeah, they're really hard.


Okay.


Like that?


You little punks.


Okay, okay.


Settle down.


Calvin Murray from cabin Apache has grace.


Go on.


MYA.


Move your butt.


This bites the big one.


Like to read one of these?


That's okay.


Is it all right if I say one of my own?


It's my dad's favorite.


I guess so.


Chew your food and chew it well,


because if you do, your farts won't smell.


Tough crap.


Calvin that was totally inappropriate.


You're so old-school chick.


There are a lot of people starving in this world, guys.


And Grace is the time we give thanks that we aren't one of the--


Well, I'm one of them.


Where's the freaking food?


You watch your language.


Here you go, girls.


Yo, Mama.


You run.


Which one of you six


is gonna get popped?


Cool it.


Next time, you're on your own, Calvin.


Who ran over the dog?


What is it, Chief?


Looks like chop suey, guys.


Chop sewage?


Elbows off the table, pal.


It's bad manners.


You do that one more time,


no water bed.


What?


I was just teaching the guys table manners.


Hey.


Guys.


Outside right now.


Watch the Dale pick.


March.


You stay here, Boo.


Like, is it made of rubber or something?


What now?


Listen up.


Hey.


We are a team.


Cabin Apache.


When one of us gets dumped on,


we all get dumped on.


Think of yourselves as six musketeers.


All for one and one for all.


Got it?


Just think about if you were Boo right now.


Cut it out, Ryan.


Give it up, Chucky boy.



You said I could play.


Go with yourself, cookie.


Josh, what is it?


That's a tick.


He's cute.


He's a bloodsucker, Bobby.


Cool.


Uncool.


Why is that?


Ticks have been known to harbor many diseases.


Lyme disease, SARS, bird flu, meningitis, hepatitis,


elephantiasis, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea.


Hemorrhoids?


Believe me, you don't want to find one there.


Wow.


This little guy can do all of that?


k*ll the beast.


Guys!


Quiet down.


Dang it, Ryan.


Water bed.


Thanks, Chief.


And by the way,


who are the maids coming in the morning?


You're the maid in the morning, Charles.


What?


Every day you're gonna have to make your bed


and help keep this cabin clean.


That goes for everybody.


I don't know how to make a bed.


Well, it's about time you learn.


I'm not one of you.


All for one and one for all, Charles.


Hey, Chief.


Why doesn't this kid say anything?


I don't know, Calvin.


Maybe one day he'll tell us.


In the meantime,


no more video games, no more flashlights,


and no more talking.


You guys have a big day tomorrow.


Now, everybody in bed.


All right, come on, chop chop.


Good night, boys.


Good night, Chief.


Hey, Boo.


Why don't you say anything?


Water bed.


Water bed.


Water bed.


Shut the heck up.


Shut the heck up.


-Shut up. -Hey!


What?


What did I tell you about hurting people?


Outside now.


Until I tell you to come back in.


You want to go to the infirmary?


Let's go.


I'm getting eaten alive out here.


You stay put till I get back.


Little faker.


You're supposed to be outside.


Eat me.


I'm getting my bug repellent.


Starting with you.


Twerp.


This is Josh's fall from last year.


Hypochondria?


Batman!


What are you doing?


What are you doing?


I hate Charles.


Explain that.


That's what I'm gonna do to him.


Well, that's what I'm gonna do to you.


You better straighten up, Ryan,


or I will swat you all the way back to your parents.


Come here.


What?


I'm going to show you something.


That is a fruit bat, Ryan.


She isn't harmful to human beings.


In fact, when you complain about mosquitoes,


that little girl is the best friend you've got.


She eats thousands of mosquitoes every night.


She's also a mammal and a vertebrate,


which means that she can feel pain.


And just like when you were a baby,


her babies need their mother in order to survive.


All of nature has its place in this world, Ryan.


Just think about what your anger can do.


Hey, Chief.


How can I help her?


You can help her


by never doing anything like that again.


Sorry, Chief.


Good night.


Hey, Brother.


They're horrible.



Yeah.


They'll grow on you.


Like warts.


Are we any different?


It's nice to have you back, Chief.


We had some great times here at Camp Thunderhawk,


didn't we, Sunny?


Shame we can't stay kids forever.


That's part of my problem.


Big part of me which I was a little kid again,


you know,


when I used to believe in forever.


So that's what this is all about, Chief?


The Aurora borealis?


I've never forgotten that night, Sunny.


We were lost way out there in those woods.


The only other time in my life I've ever been this scaring.


We were lucky they even found us.


This may sound crazy, but...


I know it had something to do with the Aurora borealis.


I mean, when the lights came out of the sky that night,


something happened to us.


We weren't afraid anymore, remember?


We knew we were going to be okay.


I don't know, Chief.


We were just a couple of frightened kids.


Maybe it was just our imagination.


Maybe.


But let's face it, Sunny.


I need to feel like everything is going to be okay again.


I need a miracle.


Dear Lauren,


today was a constant reminder


that you can pack a lot of things when you go away,


but your heart will never leave the one you love.


I hope in time I find what it is I'm looking for.


And it saddens me to wonder if you know how much you mean to me.


The kids are asleep now,


and I swear they look like six little angels.


The thought of them waking up in the morning


gives me the creeps.


Herman, what have you done to me?


Myrna, it's called pregnancy.


Herman, you put the sperm in,


and now it's Herman and Myrna and me.


No.


See you later, grumpy monkey.


Stop slamming the door.


Good morning, Chief.


Hey, Chief.


Is everything okay with the bat?


As long as you remember what we talked about.


You can count on it, Chief.


Thanks a lot.


You're welcome.


Don't slam.


Stop slamming the door!


Good morning, Chief.


Whatever.


Thank you.


What did you say, Chief?


I said thank you for closing the door quietly.


Oh, you're welcome.


What?


Wake up, little Suzie.


It's breakfast time.


I'm sleeping in.


Hello, Charles.


You're not at home anymore.


Oh, yeah.


I'll be a sport, Chief.


And fetch me some breakfast, will you?


There's a nice tip in it for you.


Here's a tip for you.


That's what's going to happen


every time you don't get up when the bell rings.


Now get up.


Buster Williams from Cabin Mohawk has grace.


Settle down.


For health and strength and daily food,


we thank You, Lord.


Calvin.


That was an appropriate grace.


Sunny, do you realize what you have Calvin signed up for?


Dang you.


Dead boy.


Running.


Ryan.


You just think about what your anger can do.


You're right, Chief.


Say cheese, you little stinker.


Bad boy.


Bad horsey.


I'm not mad anymore.


What's still going on?


Both hand.


Is that Josh?


He's pretty good.


Yeah.


Chief!



How do you stop this thing?


Josh, is that you?


Where's infirmary?


Hey.


You wash your hair like I asked you to?


Yep.


Twice.


Your hair looks awfully dry for having washed it twice.


You're right, Chief.


Must have only washed it once.


Hey, sport, you okay?


Not really, Chief.


I'm experiencing some stiffness in my neck.


I have some swelling in


and around my anterior cruciate ligament.


Why are you putting on deodorant?


It doesn't got any hair under your arms.


That has nothing to do with it.


Then what's it got to do with?


Puberty.


Puberty, my butt.


Who are you kidding?


You haven't been through puberty?


Have to. Have not.


How do you know?


Well, for one thing,


you don't even have any hair on your pickle.


That has nothing to do with it.


Well, then what the heck is it got to do with?


I can't really explain it to you.


You'll know when you go through it.


How do you know I haven't been through it?


Believe me, you haven't.


How do you know?


Well, for one...


you don't use deodorant.


And I'm thinking I may have herniated disc, too.


And would you believe I have a sebaceous epidermal pore?


A what?


You know...


a pimple.


Nice zit.


-Chief, what the f*ck-- -Hey!


Use that word and you're sleeping outside.


Well, what the heck is puberty?


I'll handle this, Chief.


Puberty, Ryan, is simply the state


in an individual's development


where he or she is capable of sexual reproduction.


Shut up.


All right, everybody in bed, huh?


Lights should have been out an hour ago.


Are you gonna play us a song, Chief?


Not just a song, Sampson.


A classic.


But only,


only if you promise to go to sleep right afterwards.


Yes, I promise.


You have my words.


Look, guys, if you know the lyrics, sing along, all right?


♪ Biff the plastic wagon Lost his way home ♪


What are you, Barney?


Yeah. Really, Chief?


You got any Led Zeppelin?


Yeah.


Mm hmm.


Something like that.


Hey, Josh.


What are you going to do with that booger


you just picked out of your nose?


You better not leave it on your sleeve.


It doesn't match your clothes.


♪ Booger ♪


♪ Booger ♪


♪ Booger ♪


♪ What you gonna do With that booger? ♪


♪ Let's set down the terms ♪


♪ Better not eat it Though it's sweet ♪


♪ It's full of germ ♪


♪ Booger ♪


♪ Booger ♪


♪ Booger ♪


♪ What you gonna do With that booger? ♪


♪ Juicy ripe and green ♪


♪ You better not flick it ♪


♪ That would be wicked ♪


♪ Just may cause a sin ♪


♪ Booger ♪


♪ Booger ♪


♪ Booger ♪


♪ Booger ♪


Good night, gentlemen.


No, it's not, Chief.


Boogers.


Good night, boogers.


Hey, Lizzy.


Hey.


Anything for me?


Really, Chief?


Do you even have to ask?



You get more care packages than the campers.


Thanks.


Hi, Chief.


Just a little something to let you know


I'm thinking about you, guys.


Tell Josh not to worry.


There are no nuts in them.


Can't wait to have you home next week.


I love you.


Lauren.


What is it, Calvin?


When you're feeling


something squooshy


and it's coming from your tushy.


Diarrhea.


That's it.


No dessert.


Wait.


Come on, Chief.


I can't sleep without dessert.


Yeah.


All right.


We'll see how you guys do the rest of the meal.


Yeah.


Thank you.


Chief.


We'll be good.


We promise.


I'll be right back.


Enjoy, fairies.


Hey you punk face sissy.


Don't mess with Apache.


Apache.


Apache.


Hey!


Hey, Chief.


Easy.


Easy, guys.


Give this pizza lunch.


Pizza.


Now, the day goes by.


They don't remind me all the trouble


you and I used to get into out here, you know.


Amen, Brother.


You know, I think I'm ready to deal with it, Sunny.


I got my mojo back.


What do you mean?


I know I was running away coming here.


I just...


wasn't ready to face it.


You know, the worst part of cancer is the mental part.


Keep your spirit.


It's weird, you know?


I mean, your own life isn't enough to keep you going.


I just thank God I have Lauren in my life


that she talked me into coming out here.


She knew I wasn't ready to deal with it.


She knew I wasn't gonna find any answers


sitting around feeling sorry for myself.


So what made the difference?


Those six little monkeys.


And every time I look at their faces, man,


I see the resilience.


I see that life in their eyes.


That's the cure.


They remind me why it's all worth it.


I just wish I could take them all home with me next week.


They're like family now.


You know, Chief, you...


you can have a family of your own.


I don't know.


Lauren and I have talked a lot about it.


I just never felt it was fair to bring a kid into the world


under these circumstances, Sun.


Now...


who knows?


What's so funny?


I realize now why you're still here.


This place makes you feel like a kid again.


That must be terrible for you.


What are you talking about?


You spent most of your time as a kid getting your a*s kicked.


Not by you, I think.


Come on, Chief.


I mean, king of the dock.


I mean--


When were you ever king of the dock?


A reigning king.


Race to the other side.


Hey, Chief.


Your biscuits are showing.


Come on, guys.


Please straighten up the line.


Maybe Chief won't be so pissed at me if we get called in first.


Why should we?


Will you make your beds and clean the cabin tomorrow?


All we need is a maid outfit.


What's gotten into you, guys?


We're tired of eating last.


Hmm.



Where's the chief?


It's a shame he's gonna miss this.


Good job, boys.


Yeah.


Calvin, thank you.


That must be.


Yeah.


Owned.


Owned.


Owned.


That wasn't very nice what you did to Chief, Calvin.


Hey, Chief, you missed it.


We got called in first.


Hi, Chief.


We got called in first-


Chief.


Chief.


Is he going to be okay?


He's going to be fine.


And you know what?


I think it's time I told you guys


a little story about Sunny and Chief.


A few years ago, more years than I care to admit,


Chief and I went on a little canoe trip.


But being the tough guys that we were,


even though we went with a whole bunch of other cabins,


we decided...


You okay?


These seizures are nothing, really.


I mean, they scare you more than anything else.


I'm not okay.


I'm not gonna beat it.


You don't beat this.


Think it's time for me to go home.


I miss Lauren so much.


Hello?


I have a collect call from Calvin Murray.


I'm sorry. Who?


Tell her I'm in Chief's cabin.


Yeah.


Yes, I'll accept.


Ms. Roberts.


I made Chief sick then.


I'm sorry.


Sunny says he's going to be okay, but it's all my fault.


Calvin,


I don't know what you did.


But...


he's been sick for a while.


What's wrong with him?


I...


You know, I can't really explain that right now,


but Sunny is right.


Chief's gonna be okay.


It's not your fault, Sweetie.


In fact, I spoke to Chief earlier


and he's going back to camp tonight.


Ms. Roberts, I found a letter Chief was writing to,


and I think I know part of what's wrong.


He's homesick.


Miss Roberts, he wants to go home.


When you plan on leaving?


After breakfast.


I'll say goodbye to kids in the morning.


What about the Aurora borealis?


You were right, Sunny.


We were just a couple of frightened kids.


No, Chief.


That was real.


Hey, Chief.


What?


Chief, come on.


What time is it?


It's time to go.


Come on.


Where are we going?


What's going on here, guys?


We're going to see the Aurora borealis.


And you're coming with us.


Let's Chief.


Yeah.


Oh, yeah.


Sorry.


Guys.


But--


I don't know, Chief.


Looks like the canoes are all packed


and they're pretty much ready to go.


Sunny, the kids are going home this weekend.


They got to start getting ready to go back.


Are you out of your mind?


This was my idea, Chief.


Besides, I don't think these guys are gonna take no for an answer.


Hey, Chief.


All for one and one for all.


Yeah, Chief.


Sharing is caring.


That's disgusting.


See, Ryan?


This is exactly what I am talking about.



If you have been through puberty, you could handle this.


Shut up, Charles.


Only a few go with us.


This is your journey.


I'll be here when you get back.


Thanks, Sunny.


Hang on.


Wait.


I forgot my dental floss.


You got in the back.


Are we almost there yet?


Yeah, Chief.


Hey, you're the guys that wanted to go, remember?


Yeah. Well, I come from-


our boats have motors.


What was that for?


Oh.


Thanks, man.


Oops, sorry, chubby.


There he is.


Hey!


What I'm talking about in your face.


You had any ideas, Chief?


How far can you swim?


Are there any sharks in here?


Shark.


I can't die now.


Hey, that's not the shark.


What the heck?


It's a floating turd.


What's the canoe?


It's Sampson.


Holy crap.


Maybe he's on steroids.


Come on, guys.


Hi, chief.


Hey, Cal.


Everything all right?


Chief.


Hmm.


Are you dying?


You know...


when my dad was dying, I asked him that same question.


He said,


nobody gets out of this world alive.


And I don't expect to be the first.


Was he right, Chief?


Yeah, he was.


I'm sorry, Chief.


Thanks, kid.


Are you scared?


Sometimes.


Don't be.


My daddy always says there's a first time for everything.


Wow.


Holy cow.


Amazing.


Chief.


Wakey wakey.


Eggs and baking.


Okay?


Yeah.


Hey, guys.


Hey, Chief.


Must have fallen asleep up here.


Sure it's pretty up here, Chief.


Guys.


Guys, look.


Look.


This is what Sunny was telling us about.


Really?


Yeah.


Oh, hey, Chief.


Come here and look.


I don't have to, guys.


I'm the one who carved it


years ago.


You see, Sunny and I were cabin mates in Apache back in .


That's cool.


We went on a canoe trip just like this one.


We fell behind the other canoes.


Did you guys get lost?


Yep.


What did you do?


Well, luckily, we had a tent.


Then we had some food,


and this is where we ended up.


Weren't you scared?


Heck, yeah, we were scared.


And that night, we're sitting out on that cliff.


The Aurora borealis came.


Sunny told us about that, Chief.


He said it's like a rainbow at night.


That's true.


It is.


But that night, something really amazing happened.


What happened?


Come on, Chief. Tell us.


It was kind of hard to explain, but...


we were sitting out on the cliff.



It was really dark.


We were scared out of our wits,


and suddenly, out of the sky


came these incredibly bright, wildly colored lights.


You know, guys,


it's something you're probably


gonna have to experience yourself.


We wanna do it, Chief.


Well, that's why we're here, right?


Mm hmm.


Are they covered tonight, Chief?


Well, you never can tell.


But tonight's our last night.


And what if they don't come?


Yeah.


Yeah.


Well, maybe you guys can try again next year.


I don't want to go home, Chief.


I mean, come on.


This has been the only time in my life


that I haven't been grounded.


Yeah, I mean--


I don't want to go home.


It's so boring at my place.


You know, guys, I think we may have to pitch those tents.


Feels like it might rain tonight.


My turn.


Truth or dare?


Truth.


Let's see.


Have you ever kissed a girl?


Of course.


Okay, my turn.


You did?


Yeah. So what?


Okay, my turn. Truth or dare?


Was it a French kiss?


I don't know what kind of kiss it was.


Did you put your tongues in each other's mouths?


Get this.


Sorry, Boo, but I'm not sleeping next to that pervert.


Safety.


Oh.


I said safety.


Quit farting.


I can't help it.


The Beanie Weenies are k*lling me.


Stop spitting in my face.


Here, try this.


What is it?


Beanie.


Beetle?


It relieves gas.


Oh, thanks.


Cut it out, Ryan.


You're going to give me asthma.


Hey, Chief.


We think they're here.


Yeah.


Yeah.


Come on, Chief.


Come on.


Come on.


Show you.


Is it real?


That wasn't so bad, was it, Chief?


You gave me every problem you had this summer.


Yeah, but if I put them in separate cabins,


none would have left here with a smile.


Sad, Chief?


This place becomes like a dumping ground


for some of these kids.


But I learned a long time ago,


you got to put the colors together to find a rainbow.


Good night, Chief.


Good night, Calvin.


Good night, Charles.


Good night, Ryan.


Good night, Josh.


Good night, Sampson.


Good night, Boo.


Good night.


You spoke.


What?


Calvin.


Oh, my--


Man.


Messing with the mute kid, man?


Cannot believe you.


Hey. Yeah.


And Ryan...


Good night, Boo.


You going to miss the guys?


I will probably.


Well.


This is it.


Thanks for everything, Chief.


How's the best man of my life?


Me too, kiddo.


Hey, you're coming back next year, aren't you?



Yeah, of course.


Somebody has to keep these guys out of trouble.


Hey, Chief.


I got you made it.


See you, Chief.


All right.


Yeah, no doubt.


Stupid behind gong.


Please.


Dear Mister and Mrs. Tucker.


Brian did not get in any fights


or get in any trouble.


See you later, jerkbag.


Up yours, you...


Or use cuss words.


Or use any profanity this summer.


So if it's all right with you, it's all right with me


if he gets a water bed.


He deserves one.


He deserves one.


Sincerely, Chief.


Thanks, Chief.


Ryan, wait up.


Chief, you're worth your weight in oil.


Thanks, Charles.


You're not so bad yourself.


Can I call you sometime?


Write me.


It's cheaper.


What do you know?


I have my own satellite phone.


Unlimited minutes.


Hey.


Will you call me, too?


Sure.


We'll do a conference call with Chief.


Cool.


Friends?


Oh, you betcha, man.


Goodbye, you guys.


Ryan.


Thanks, man.


Thank you.


Thanks for putting up with me, Chief.


Piece of cake, Charles.


Goodbye.


Actually, top cat, could I run from with you?


It gets boring back here.


It would be my pleasure, Sir.


From now on, call me Charles.


Okay, Charles.


Hey, this looks better on me.


Hey, guys.


You leave me without saying goodbye?


Chiefy leafy.


Put her there.


Ouch.


Don't mess with the chief.


I've taught you well.


Bye, Boo.


Hey, Chief.


I'm going to miss you.


Hey.


What are you doing?


I wanted to tell you, I...


Yeah.


Hey, Sunny.


I'm pregnant.


You okay?


Can you wait a minute, Fred?


My brother will be right out.


It's his first day.


Uh, nope.


You know the rules, Calvin.


Either you get on or you get lost.


Well.


Come on, Zach.


We'll catch it.