01x03 - Nighty Nightmare/Banana Nose/Ode to Odie

[bunniefuu]

-

- What

- What now?

-[ Barks ]?

I'm too tired

To get up right now

And let you out, guys.

Hey, what do you think

You're doing?

[ Crash ]

[ Barks ]

I think it's time

I gave consideration

To adding a pet door.

- Ladies and gentlemen,

Garfield and friends.

- ♪ Friends are there... ♪

- ♪ To help you get started ♪

♪ To give you a push ♪

♪ On your way ♪

- ♪ Friends are there... ♪

- ♪ To turn you around ♪

♪ Get your feet on the ground ♪

♪ For a brand new day ♪

- ♪ They'll pick you up ♪

♪ When you're down ♪

- ♪ Help you swallow ♪

♪ Your pride ♪

♪ When something inside ♪

♪ Needs to break on through ♪

♪ To the other side ♪

- ♪ Friends are someone ♪

♪ You can open up to ♪

- ♪ When you feel like ♪

♪ You're ready to flip ♪

- ♪ When you've got the world ♪

♪ On your shoulder ♪

♪ Friends are there ♪

♪ To give you a tip ♪

- ♪ Friends are there ♪

♪ When you need them ♪

♪ They're even there ♪

♪ When you don't ♪

- ♪ For a walk in the park ♪

♪ Or a shot in the dark ♪

♪ Friends are there ♪

- ♪ I don't care ♪

- ♪ But friends will care ♪

♪ For you ♪

- Smart kids watch this show.

Other kids change the channel.

- I'm waiting for the pizza

I ordered to be delivered.

Garfield doesn't know anything

About it and I wanna keep it

That way.

[ Doorbell rings ]

That's it. Gotta go. Bye.

Gee, I wonder who's at the door?

It couldn't be a pizza

Because nobody ordered a pizza.

It must be

A special delivery letter,

Certainly not a pizza.

Here's your money.

Give me the pizza. Goodbye.

By the way, thanks.

I did it!

And I didn't forget anything!

- You forgot the anchovies.

Don't worry.

You'll remember next time.

- How could anyone eat a jumbo

Mushroom pineapple sausage

Pepper olive onion meatball

Canadian bacon and pimento

Pizza all by himself?

- Plus, I usually prefer

Thick crust.

- You know, one of these days,

Eating like that is going to

Give you a nightmare.

Wait and see.

- A nightmare? Me? Get real.

Imagine him thinking I'd have a

Nightmare from eating too much.

Me. What a silly thing.

[ Yawns ] what a silly...

[ Snoring ]

- ♪ Eat, garfield, eat ♪

♪ Eat with all your might ♪

♪ Eat that pasta ♪

♪ And eat is faster ♪

♪ Till it's out of sight ♪

♪ Till it's out of sight ♪

♪ Munch, garfield, munch ♪

♪ Come on, let's do lunch ♪

♪ Make your belly mozzarella ♪

♪ Brunch, brunch, brunch ♪

♪ Crunch, crunch, crunch ♪

♪ Cheese salami, ham and swiss ♪

♪ Old wheat, rye and white ♪

♪ Sliced tomatoes,

♪ Tons of mayo ♪

♪ Love at first bite ♪

♪ Garfield, you're ♪

♪ An awesome eater ♪

♪ Yes, you are the top ♪

♪ Butter, batters ♪

♪ Bitter, batter ♪

♪ You don't have to stop ♪

♪ Double stack it ♪

♪ You can hack it ♪

♪ Yum, garfield, yum ♪

♪ Don't you miss a crumb ♪

♪ At a dinner ♪

♪ You're the winner ♪

♪ Don't you pause ♪

♪ Or you'll get thinner ♪

♪ More, garfield, more ♪

♪ Till you can't fit ♪

♪ Through the door ♪

♪ Eat, garfield, eat ♪

♪ Ciao, ciao, ciao ♪

- You've got to stop eating,

Garfield.

You're getting bigger

And bigger and bigger

And, oh, no!

I knew this would happen!

He's just getting larger

And larger!

[ Odie howls ]

[ Barks ]

- I know you're still hungry,

Garfield. Don't worry.

I'll find food for you.

How about a pizza?

How about 100 pizzas?

- And don't forget

The anchovies this time.

- We have a report of a giant

Orange cat that seems to be

Devouring things left

And right.

For an on the spot report,

We cut now to our mobile unit.

What's that? We have a report

He just ate the mobile unit!

I'm leaving town, folks.

[ Stomp ]

- Mmm. I wish I had a mustard

Factory around here to eat.

Now I'm thirsty.

But I'm still hungry.

More food. More food!

- Don't worry, garfield, we'll

Get you more food, honest!

What do you mean, you're

All out of food?

- Just what I said.

I'm all out of food.

This giant orange cat came by

And ate it all.

- They don't even have

Paper towels left.

There's no food

In the entire town!

[ Stomp stomp ]

- More food! More food!

- I don't believe it!

- More food! More food!

- Hello? Get me the national

Guard! National guard,

We have an emergency.

We need lasagna.

That's right, I said lasagna!


And hurry!

- Operation lasagna is

Proceeding according to order.

In the meantime, we're filling

Up the grand canyon with

Chicken gumbo just in case

He wants soup.

This is your cat.

How much more food will it take

To satisfy him?

- I don't know if he can be

Satisfied, general.

[ Barks ]

- He's eaten all the lasagna,

And he still looks hungry.

- More food! More food!

- There isn't enough food

In the world to feed this cat!

- General, you can't!

- I must! Attention, men!

We have no choice.

Bring in the air squadron!

- More food! More food!

You know, for a minute there,

I was afraid this nightmare

Might get silly.

- Garfield! Garfield!

You have to stop!

You have to stop eating!

Garfield, you have to stop

Eating!

- Yoo-hoo, mr. Spock?

Anyone?

- Greetings, earth creature.

You no doubt have questions.

- Yeah. You got anything

To eat?

- Hmm, nice and plump.

We did a good job

Fattening you up with

The interplanetary hunger ray.

- Fattening me up?

- But, of course. You will be

Thanksgiving dinner for the

Entire planet of clarion,

And there'll be plenty left over

For sandwiches the next day.

- Me? Sandwiches?

No! No!

I make lousy sandwiches!

I want to see jon again

And odie!

He can have all his

Dog biscuits!

I'll go on a diet!
I'll lose weight!

You don't want me

For thanksgiving dinner!

My drumsticks have fur on them!

No! They're basting me!

They're--i know that slurp.

Odie!

- You were having a nightmare,

Garfield.

- That's what it was,

A nightmare.

- Look, I'm sorry I yelled

At you about the pizza.

I fixed you something

To make it up to you.

- Lasagna?

Take it away, take it away,

Blah!

That's it!

I'm going on a strict diet

For 20 pounds or 20 minutes,

Whichever comes first.

- Hi, wade.

- Oh!

- What kind of seeds

Are you planting?

- I don't know.

They're mystery seeds.

- Oh. I'll look it up in the

Book of mystery seeds

I just happen to have here.

Let's see, seeds...

Oh, here it is.

Seeds of the dangerous

South american duck choker vine.

You hear that, wade?

Wade? Oh, wade?

Wade? Oh, wade? Wade?

- And so the pirate captain

Stalked ever closer.

"Argh, you'll be walking

The plank for that, matey,"

He said.

The evil buccaneers

Gathered on the deck

And drew their swords.

- This gives me a lowdown,

Sneaky, rotten idea.

I should be ashamed of myself

For even thinking of it.

Of course, I'm gonna do it.

Let's see, cowboy suit,

Loch ness monster,

Merv griffin costume,

Queen of sheba, cheeseburger.

Chicken suit?

What would I ever need that for?

Let's see.

- Then the pirates

Moved closer.

- Are there any pirates

Nearby, orson?

- Of course not.

- Shiver me timbers

And scrape me barnacles

And mizzen the mast,

Whatever that is.

I be a pirate!

- And I be getting out of here!

- And I be right beside you!

- Help! Pirate type person!

Call the air force! Call the

Marines! Call peter pan! Help!

They'll make me walk the plank

And we aren't even near

An ocean!

Help!

- Wade, I just realized

That was no pirate!

That was roy!

- Boy, I wish you'd figured

That out 30 seconds sooner.

[ All talking at once ]

[ Laughs ]

- What's the matter?

Can't you take a joke?

- That wasn't funny,

Banana nose!

[ All laugh ]

- Banana nose? Good name

For that dude, sis.

- Hey, no fair

Picking on a guy's nose.

- What's the matter, roy?

Can't you take a joke?

- Sure, if it's funny.

I just don't see anything funny

About my nose.

- Yeah? Well, you oughta see it

From this side!

[ All laugh ]

- All right!

Call me banana nose!

See if it bothers me! Ha!

- Banana nose!

- B-b-b-banana nose.

- Banana nose! Banana nose!

- Hey, banana nose!

- Do you think we oughta

Kid roy?

- Sure. Hey, wanna have

A peanut butter and pickle

Sandwich?

- No thanks. I just put a tv

Dinner in the microwave.

Oh, good, it's done!

- Come on. Let's go search

For worms out in the field.

You go that way,

I'll go this way.

- Roger!

- All right, worms, it's time.

Aha! You won't get away

From me!

Where'd he go?

Come back here, you worm!

You...you...aah!

[ Crash ]

- Booker, where'd you go?

I thought I saw some worms!

Booker? Booker?

- Roy, I've been thinking.

Folks shouldn't call you

Banana...roy?

Dear everyone,

I thought I had friends here.

I guess I was wrong.

Don't worry.

You'll never see my banana nose

Here again.

Goodbye. Signed, roy.

Parentheses, banana nose.

Oh, no!

- Can I have his room?

- This is serious.

Roy's run away!

- Hey, man, he's always

Picking on us, playing tricks

And junk like that.

- Bo's right.

- But don't you realize

What you're acting like?

- No! What are we acting like

That's so awful?

- You're acting like roy!

- Oh.

- Pig's got a point.

- I am shamed!

We gotta go find roy

And bring him back.

- Orson! Everybody!

Booker's missing!

We went out into the field

To look for worms hours ago

And I can't find him anywhere!

- Now everybody's missing!

- Come on. We've gotta search

The countryside!

- Poor booker! Poor roy!

Poor booker and roy!

- Well, nose, looks like

It's just you and me.

I don't think

You look like a banana.

A ripe zucchini maybe,

But not a banana.

I'll go someplace where people

Don't care about your nose.

Boy, wish I'd brought

Something to eat. I'm hungry.

[ Sniff ] I'm imagining I smell

A peanut butter sandwich

[ Sniff ] with pickles.

It is peanut butter and pickles!

[ Sniff sniff sniff ]

- Help! Someone, help!

- Booker, is that you?

- Is that you, banana--

I mean, roy?

- Grab onto this vine, booker!

- I last saw booker

Around here.

- Hey, give a look, man!

The dude's gone and done it!

- Roy and booker!

[ All talking at once ]

- How'd you find him, roy?

- My nose led me to him.

I smelled peanut butter

And pickles.

- That's what I had for lunch.

- I guess a banana nose

Is good for something after all.

- Yeah!

- ♪ Does your nose ♪

♪ Look like a banana? ♪

♪ Are your toes ♪

♪ Shaped like indiana? ♪

♪ Do your ears ♪

♪ Seem bigger than montana? ♪

- [ Crying ]

- ♪ Dry your tears ♪

♪ We understand ya ♪

- Hey, everyone has something

Strange about them.

That's what makes us

All special.

Wouldn't it be great

If you could just look

In the mirror and say....

- ♪ Yo, banana nose ♪

♪ Now you know ♪

♪ How my sailboat goes ♪

♪ Here's montana ears ♪

♪ I have ears ♪

♪ So my sister can steer ♪

♪ Hey, hey, indiana toes ♪

♪ Getting me across ♪

♪ Those winter snows ♪

♪ Whatever the name ♪

♪ I'm still the same ♪

♪ Nice person ♪

- Some dough for body.

Now we need some carrots

For color.

Perhaps some spaghetti

For texture.

And, of course, fries

On the side.

- Garfield?

- And two eggs over easy.

- How long have you been

Sticking food to the ceiling?

- Oh, for quite some time now.

- [ Clears throat ]

A poem by garfield the cat.

I decided late one sunday

I would sleep

Till half past monday.

Suddenly I felt a tap

Which awoke me from my nap.

I awoke and found before me

Someone who was sure to bore me.

Please leave me to sleep,

I chirped.

That was when the creature

Slurped.

Just then the surprise

Was sprung,

Seven yards of doggie tongue.

Doggie tongues

Will always trick you.

Look so harmless

Till they lick you.

- [ Woof woof ]

He let out a loving howl,

I went out to get a towel.

When a dog's enthusiastic,

What you want to do is drastic.

All my fur was wringing wet,

Should've had it washed and set.

Let me sleep,

I'd often told him.

Looked like I would have

To scold him.

I was in for a surprise

When I looked into his eyes,

Pleading as they were for mercy,

Left me with a controversy.

Then I got a wondrous notion

How to sleep without commotion.

So he'd leave this cat alone,

I dug out his favorite bone.

Figured if I couldn't cure him,

Next best thing

Would be to lure him.

When he came back, he would find

I had locked the door behind.

Now at least his dripping yap

Wouldn't interrupt my nap.

- Huh? [ Whines ]

- In my world,

There's no excusing

When you interrupt my snoozing.

So while I was busy snoring,

My friend odie went exploring.

Usually he doesn't roam

Quite this far away from home.

But he wandered to an alley

Where the tough dogs

Often dally.

You would be a little nuts

To go near these mangy mutts.

Odie never comprehends.

He decided to make friends.

When they saw this shy intruder,

They could scarcely

Have been ruder.

[ All laugh ]

Odie's thoughts

Are always sunny.

What, he wondered, was so funny?

This, one said, is not a dog.

Maybe this is someone's frog.

It's no frog, the other said.

It's a rat that ain't been fed.

[ All laugh ]

Naw, the biggest one exclaimed,

I know what this runt is named.

Not a frog and not a rat,

This is just a teensy gnat.

And he grabbed poor odie's bone

And he claimed it for his own.

Odie, you must understand,

Always wants to lend a hand.

Any time or anywhere,

Odie would be glad to share.

But you have to do it right.

Taking things is not polite.

Odie wanted it returned.

His request

Was promptly spurned.

[ All laugh ]

Odie wound up wet and soggin'

With a frog upon his noggin.

- [ Ribbit ]

He made sure

The frog was thrown back.

Now he'd go

To get his bone back.

But before our friend returned,

One of them seemed
most concerned.

She said she was not amused

At the way he'd been abused.

Butch, she said,

You're very tough.

Did you have to be so rough?

Just then, odie reappeared.

The bull dog gave a laugh

And sneered.

Picked up odie, very crass,

Threw him for a forward pass.

Now the other dog agreed

That was not a funny deed.

And she told the bull dog he

Really should let odie be.

Butch said that he wasn't done,

Pounding odie's too much fun.

That was when

He looked and found

That his ladies weren't around.

They decided

They would flee with

Someone much more nice

To be with.

They led odie to a world

Where he'd not be kicked

Or hurled.

Butch was left there all alone

With no friends,

Just odie's bone.

So they marched the little waif

To the home where he'd be safe.

Odie had made lifelong pals

With a couple doggie gals.

Someone had not figured fully,

People never love a bully.

So our tale is adjourned

With this lesson to be learned.

Helpless folks

You shouldn't flog.

People love an underdog.

The end.

And that's a wrap.