01x36 - #DinnerForFive

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoo! ♪
[theme song playing]

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

[metal clanking]

[gasps]

Not tonight, evildoer. Tonight,
you're an evil don'ter.

[draws batarang]

[unsheathing sword]

[both grunting]

[grunts] [coughs]

Flourproof
Bat-Goggles, activate!

- [coughs]
- [thud]

Bat-Countermeasures, deploy!
[swoosh]

[clanking]

- [thud]
- [grunts]

- [batarang whirring]
- [grunts]

COMMISSIONER GORDON: Everything
okay down there, pumpkinpants?

Uh, just making nachos!

[groan] Huh?
[groans]

[panting]

[both grunting]

[metal clanking]

[both grunt]

[laughs]

[heavy breathing]

Did I make it?
Am I late again?

- Who are you?
- I'm Rose. It's my first day.

- Oh hey Rose, I'm Babs!
- [baton clicking]

- [bell ringing]
- A break-in? That's so scary.

And it was so brave of you to tell the
story to a complete and total stranger.

Hey, do you want to come over
for dinner this weekend?

Maybe it would get
your mind off the break-in?

[car door shuts]

- [doorbell rings]
- [door opens]

Ah, you must be "Babs."

Whoa! That eyepatch is awesome!

Yes, well, sometimes, the darkest
impulses of the human heart

can be triggered by
emotions so strong, so raw,

that our loved ones
act without thinking.

I learned this the hard way. But I'm
happy you think my patch is "awesome."

- I brought donuts!
- Mmm. Store-bought.

They'll certainly pair well with the chestnut
souffles I've been preparing all day.

- [door closes]
- Wow, nice place, Mr. Wilson!

It looks like
a LexMart catalog!

- [chuckles nervously]
- [Rose] Hey, Babs!

Ah, Rosie! You look lovely.

Well. I hope you are
as hungry as you are late.

Heh-heh, sure am!

I'm up for anything as long as
it's not, like, bouillabaisse.

- Heh-heh. Oh.
- [groans]

Oh, don't worry, Daddy's
bouillabaisse is the best.

But if you really don't like it, I'm
sure he can whip up something else.

Yes. Perhaps there are some
dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets

wedged in the back
of the freezer.

Come on, Babs,
I'll give you the tour.

- [door opens]
- So, your dad's... nice?

[laughs] He's trying.

- What do you mean?
- He's been gone most of my life.

It's only in the last year or so
he's really tried to reconnect.

That's why I'm here.
Make up for lost time.

Huh. That's really... sweet.

[Wilson]
Dinner is served, ladies.

Seriously, Babs, don't worry about
impressing him. He's totally harmless.

[Wilson] So...

do you always wear your shoes
on other people's carpet?

Yah! [groans]

- Daddy.
- [munching] It's really good.

Did you hear that, Rosie? The shaved fennel
and asparagus salad is "really good!"

Daddy, please.
You're being rude.

Am I? All right, tell me
something about yourself, Babs.

[gulp] Uh...

Well, I'm a Libra and my dog is called Ace
and I like physics and gym class best

and I have every Batman comic
ever and my dad used to be

police commissioner
in Gotham City...

Gotham... City?

Your father was police
commissioner in Gotham City?

Uh-huh. Until we moved here.
Now he, like,

brushes his teeth and
watches TV and stuff.

He's super good at watching TV.

"Babs." Of course! Short for
Barbara. Barbara Gordon.

The Gotham City police
commissioner's daughter.

- Babs!
- Ha ha. That's me.

Baaaaaabs Gordon.

That's the name
my folks gave me. Ha.

Bathroom!

Uh, come on, Babsie,
get it together!

Gah!
Double gah!

[squeaking]

Huh. Military guy.

[gasps] Triple gah!

[cabinet creaks]

Hmm...

- [beep]
- [Wilson] Everything all right, Babs?

Well, I hope you'll at least
try the bouillabaisse.

It's important for children to
move past pizza and burgers...

And after all, there's nothing
in it that'll k*ll you.

What'd you do to your arm?

This? I was attacked...

by a bat.

[gasps]

Bon appetit!

Yes. Do dig in.

- Uh...
- [laughs]

Bathroom again!

Who is this guy? And why's
he trying to take me out?

This looks like a job for...

still Babs.

[beeps]

Ew.

Hello, bad guy.

- [sighs]
- [automatic door whirring]

Oh.

He's a really bad guy.

[knuckles cracking]

[gasps] Deathstroke!

Rose's dad is the infamous mercenary
and assassin Deathstroke?

He's, like, the worst guy!

[gasps] And he's after...
my dad?

[grunts] No one
comes after my dad.

Find everything you needed?

Uh! There you guys are! Come on,
let's just skip to dessert...

Oh! I know! You know
what goes good with souffles?

- Ice cream!
- Excellent idea.

It's in the freezer downstairs.

[humming]

- [gasp]
- [swoosh]

You're gonna have to go through
me to get to my dad, Deathstroke.

- [grunts]
- [clank] Don't take it so personally, Babs.

Your father made a lot of enemies
with a lot of money back in Gotham.

Don't take it personally? He's
the man who gave birth to me!

Wait. No. You know what I mean!

[grunts]

I could have taken
you out that night.

Knowing what a terrible influence you are
on Rosie, I wish I would have. [groans]

Oh, and the snobby supervillain
father is such a great role model?

[groans]

Your table manners are atrocious and you
have the palate of a five year old!

Who serves Bouillabaisse
to a teenager?

[both grunt]

- [laughs]
- [groans]

[Rose] Daddy?

Uh, it's not
what it looks like.

[grunt]

You promised you wouldn't try to
assassinate my friends anymore!

I'm very disappointed
in you, Daddy.

What am I supposed to do?
It's my job!

I should have known
you wouldn't change.

Just when I was starting to
trust you, you do this.

Oh. I'm sorry, Rosie. You mean
more to me than anything.

If you don't want me
to do this job, I won't.

You have my word, I won't bother
you or your father again.

I'm sorry, Rosie,
please don't be mad.

Shake hands.

- He tried to take out my dad!
- I already said I was sorry!

Shake hands.

- [slurp]
- Uh... [shuddering]

- [doorbell rings]
- [gasps] Dad!

Hey, sweetie. Ready to go?

Yup. I...

Won't you come in? We were
just about to sample those

delightful donuts
your daughter brought.

Well, I'd never say
no to a donut.

Excellent. Right this way.

- [dogs barking]
- [knock on door]

[door opens] Hey, Rose.
What are you doing here?

I... I'm moving back
with my mom.

What? Why?

My dad and I talked and we both
agreed to take it a little slower.

But I'll still come and visit!

I'm gonna miss you, Rosie!

Aww.

Take care of yourself. And don't worry.
Your secret's safe with me.

Thank you for showing me what
a father and daughter can be.

I'm gonna take some time off.
Try to be a better dad.

Ah, I, uh, made
you some donuts.

Wow, thanks, Mr. Wilson.

Not like those disgusting sawdust things
you brought over last night. Blech!

[creepy music]