01x52 - #TheFreshPrincessOfRenFaire pt. 2

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoo! ♪
[theme song playing]

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

Well, hello there... Princess.

[gasps]
[saying incantation]

[growls]

[muffled grunting]

Aw, the wittle princess wanna
scream for help?

[scoffs] Typical.

[Kara] Where'd you go, geek?

Severe turkey
leg shortage over here.

Huh?

[muffled grunting]

What the...

[Ember]
This one's on the house.

- Ah!
- [thud]

[laughs] Geek.

[Zee screams]

Ooh.

Now where were we?

Oh yes, dinner...

[gasps]

...for one.

- Ahhh.
- [muffled screaming]

[Supergirl]
I got a better idea.

How 'bout a knuckle sandwich?

Ugh. You guys take your RPGs
way too seriously.

Except you.

- What are you supposed to be?
- [groans]

Release the Princess
so we can end this peacefully.

Sorry. The only way this ends
is with her in my belly.

[yells]

[laughs]

[all screaming]

[grunts]

[coughs]

Holy mother of Bat-wing fire demons!

That thing is going to eat Zee!

Like, bite into her flesh,
chew it up, swallow it,

and literally digest it
in her bowels!

Then we haven't
a moment to lose.

Bumblebee, are you okay?

[buzzing]

Uh-huh.

Where's Supergirl?

[Supergirl groaning]

Ah!

It had to be magic fire.

How am I supposed
to fight magic fire?

Hey! Look!

Huh. Never used
a weapon before.

[all groaning]

- Ah!
- [yells]

[Ember] Will you stay still!

There. Now calm down or you'll
make yourself all gamey.

[yelling]

Ahh!

Ha-ha. Me likey.

[growls]

[Supergirl grunts]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[thud]

[gasps]

Supergirl! Are you all right?

Hey! Look!

Let's get this over with.
I got a dinner date.

Come on, ladies.
Let's clip this bird's wings.

[yelling]

[grunts]

Tambatarangs!

[growls]

[muffled grunts]

[yells]

[screeches]

[grunts and yells]

[screeches]

[gasping]

[Supergirl]
Ooh, you made a rope.

We're so impressed.

[grunts]

Ah, okay, Amber.

Wow, that's, that's slightly
more impressive, um...

My name is Ember!

Watch out!

- [grunting]
- [screeching]

- [grunts] Whoa!
- [screeching]

Ahh!

[panting]

[muffled grunt]

[screeching]

[muffled yelling]

[gasps] Oh, no! Zee!

Hey! Hey! Look!

[creaking]

[muffled grunting]

- [thud]
- [water splashes]

[Zee screams]

- [sighs]
- Yes!

- Ugh!
- Ugh. I hate magic.

Ha-ha.
This has been fun, ladies,

but I'd better go
before my dinner burns.

[laughs]

[grunts]

[grunts] Ahh!

Eep!

[gasps]

[laughs]

[Batgirl] Zee!

[grunting]

- [gasps]
- Let's get on with it.

I've really worked up
an appetite.

[muffled crying]

[evil laughter]

Aaah.

[gasps]

[crying]

Yuck, yuck, yuck!

Disgusting! Revolting!
Barf-tastic!

[cries] It won't go away!

- [growls]
- Ugh!

Gah! You're a fake,
just like the rest of them!

But if you're not
a real princess...

[sniffs]

Then what is that
amazing smell?

[Wonder Woman] Demon!

I am Diana,

Daughter of Queen Hippolyta
of the Amazons.

Princess of Themyscira.

And it is I who am smelly.

[all] Yeah!

You don't look like a princess.

[muffled agreement]

There's only one way
to be sure.

[grunts]

[groans]

[groans]

[clanking]

[muffled grunt]

[groaning]

[grunting]

Ah! [groans]

Face the truth, vile fiend.
You are defeated!

[all] Yeah!

[groans] It is true...

that you're wrong!

[roars]

[growls]

[roaring]

[Ember] And as long
as we're being honest...

you should be running.

[gasps]

[inhales deeply]

Roaaarrrrr!

- [grunts]
- [cracking]

[rumbling]

[muffled screaming]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[pig grunts]

[muffled groaning]

[thud]

[grunting]

Is that fear I smell?

Mmm. Delicious.

- Diana!
- Wonder Woman!

[gasps]

[muffled screaming]

[groaning]

- Ah.
- [growls]

[muffled grunting]

[groaning]

[Zee grunting]

- [grunting]
- [growls]

[grunting heavily]

[Zee saying incantation]

[Ember groaning]

[breathes deeply]

So...
I taste Barf-tastic, do I?

Well, guess what, honey.

It's time to fight magic
with magic.

[saying incantation]

Magic? Seriously?

Ugh, why is this so hard?

Princesses are supposed
to be all helpless and weak.

Fool! Princesses are
neither helpless nor weak.

We are strong and powerful!

[saying incantation]

And fabulous!

[all] Yeah!

[growls]

[roaring]

[whistles]

[horse neighs]

[Ember growls]

[both grunt]

[gasps]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[Ember laughing]

[horse neighs]

[grunts]

[Zee] Diana!

[saying incantation]

[growling]

[yelling]

[roars]

[yelling]

[Wonder Woman yells]

[coughs]

Wonder Woman! Are you okay?

[gasps]

I am more than okay.

I am fabulous.

[gasps]

[all cheering]

♪ I sang thee
a tale of times of olde ♪

♪ Of maidens fair
and champions bold♪

♪ Of a winsome princess
shut high... ♪

Hey!

Zee! What gives?

Babs. Your lyrics are a bit
narrowminded, don't you think?

There are all sorts of ways
to be a princess.

That is incorrect.

A princess is the female
descendant of royal parentage.

We have discussed this.

Uh, yes, we have discussed this

and I wasn't talking
about genetics, Diana.

The correct way...
I have explained it

- so many different ways, genetics...
- [bickering]

♪ Fiddle-de-diiiiie, lalalala♪

♪ Fiddlede-diiiiie,
Lalalala...♪