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03x02 - Happy Birdy to You/Daffy Psychic: New Love/Spring Forward, Fall Flat

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Looney Tunes Cartoons". Aired: May 27, 2020 – April 6, 2023.*
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American animated television series based on the characters from Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies.

03x02 - Happy Birdy to You/Daffy Psychic: New Love/Spring Forward, Fall Flat

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[theme music playing]

[gags]

[upbeat music playing]

Here's your
birthday cake, Tweety.

Double fudge chocolate
seed cake.

Your favorite!

Mmm.

Oh, boy, I can't wait!

I just love birthdays.

I'll be right back
with some refreshments.

[thuds]

[exclaims]

What do they put in this stuff?

[doorbell ringing]

Oh, look! A package.

With no label
or shipping address?

The president always says,
"If you see
a suspicious package,

call the b*mb squad."

Remember, if you see something,
tell people.

[sirens wailing]

[motor whirring]

[expl*si*n]

Wow. That idea really bombed.

[thrashing]

[dramatic music playing]

Blow out the candles, Tweety.

[inhales deeply]

[gulps]

[fire bell ringing]

[thrashing]

[amusing music playing]

[growling]

Back, peasant.

Birthday magician
coming through.

[doorbell ringing]

Ooh. Granny got me a magician.

Come in! Come in!

Ladies and gentlemen.

For my first illusion,
the disappearing canary trick.

[amusing music playing]

Okay, that's the end
of the performance.
See you next time.

[thuds]

Now, this idea can't fail.

[snoring]

[creaking]

[Granny] Okay, Tweety.
Time to open your presents.

Ooh. Birdseed!
Thank you, Granny!

[whirring]

Look at that, a pinata.

I just love pinata's.

So, do I!

[thrashing]

No candy is coming out, Granny.

Let me give it one last whack.

[glass breaking]

[thrashing]

Now, that's what
I call a house party.

[both laughing]

I am the mysterious,
magnificent quack!

I can see into your future!

[thunder rumbling]

What questions do you have
for the cosmos?

Oh, dear.
I do have just one question.

Uh, my life has
been lonely lately.

Is there anybody
out there for me?

I see...

I see... A dark figure.

It's not clear,
but there's somebody.

Really?

[giggles]

Can you tell me who it is?

I need a stronger connection
to get a read.

Perhaps, you could
hold your hands
over the crystal ball.

I'll do anything
to know who it is.

It's materializing!

Close your eyes!

Try to visualize your partner.

I can't. Who is it?

It's... It's...

It's me.

I do!

Let's get married right away!

Do you promise
to cherish and hold,
in sickness and health,

-for richer and--
-We do!

[exclaim excitedly]

Well, this isn't what
I was hoping for.

But, I guess marriage is
all about compromise.

[dramatic music playing]

[panting]

[clanking]

[Road Runner beeps]

Whew.

[Road Runner beeps]

[thuds]

[sinister music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[screeches]

[crashes]

[horn honking]

[Road Runner beeps]

[Road Runner beeps]

[Road Runner beeps]

[Road Runner beeps]

[horn honking]

[Road Runner beeps]

[theme music playing]