03x04 - Cro-Mag Numb Skulls/Trophy Hunter

[bunniefuu]

[theme music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[bird chirping]

[intense music playing]

[chomping]

-[whimpering]
-[growling]

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

[humming tune]

Ah!

Oh, uh, Daffy.

I'm back with breakfast.

Oh, goody, goody!

What is it? What is it?

Eh, something delicious.

One hundred percent organic.

Gluten free.

It'll melt in your mouth.

It's... It's stones.

Stone appetit.

Enough!

No more eating rocks.

I'm sick and tired of being
nothing but skin and stones.

Porky, today
we are gonna have a stone,

a dinosaur.

What? Don't be savage.

I'm a gatherer.

Not a hunter.

But just imagine
all the delicious possibilities

we could be eatin'.

Pterodactyl tacos.

Steg-'em-a-la-saurus soup.

Ah!

-T-bone rack!
-Mmm, mmm!

Ooh. Let's go out there

and get ourselves a real...
[stammering]

Let's eat a dinosaur.

Pork Stone, my friend,

today we are gonna climb
to the top of the food chain

and behave like the advanced,

civilized species
we really are.

[chittering]

[adventurous music playing]

Oh! Ooh, boy.

Something tells me if we follow
those big old feet prints,

we'll find a big old meal.

I don't know, Daffy.

Those footprints
are pretty big.

And you know what they say
about big feet.

Big breakfast.

Come on, Porkus Majorcus.

We're top of
the food chain. Remember?

Right.

Top of the food chain.

Top of the food chain.

Top of the food chain.

[gasps]

[coughs]

I've been sick.

Phew.

Well, he's a little scrawny,

but he'll make a nice
fun-sized snack.

[shushes]

[shushes]

[dramatic music playing]

[stomach growling]

[burps]

[whimpers]

Daffy, you scared
our dinner away.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about
your disgusting... [stammers]

What's the matter?

Dinosaur got your tongue?

Hey, buster,
paws off the merchandise.

Why, I oughta give you


[growls]

Licks? [chuckles nervously]

[roars]

[intense music playing]

[screaming]

Well, now looks
like a good time to...

[yelling] Run for our lives!

Whoo-hoo!

[thrilling music playing]

[panting]

Look! There's trusty old Bessy.

Let's hitch a ride
out of this mess.

Giddy up, girl!
Onward to safety!

Uh-uh, no, no, no.

It's my lunch hour.

Can't you let a buggy
in peace? Sheesh.

[sighs] Oh, no!

Bessy rolled away.

-[triumphant music playing]
-Rolled away!

That gives me an idea.

Wait right here.

[growling]

[stammering] Daffy.

[growling]

[crying]

[crying hysterically]
Daffy, please hurry.

[Daffy] Eureka!

Please, ladies and gents,
I present to you history's

greatest invention, the wheel.

And history's
second greatest invention,

the pig-powered motorcycle.

[engine accelerating]

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

[engine revving]

[growling]

Wow! Good thinking, Daffy.

We outran him.

Good riddance to
that dino-sore loser.

[both laugh]

[gulps]

[dramatic music playing]

[crackling]

Ah! Who'd have guessed

that the best place
to fill our bellies

would be inside
the belly of a beast?

We may not be at the top
of the food chain,

but a parasite's life
is a life for me.

[bell dings]

[stammering] Dinner's ready.

Boy, oh boy!
What is it this time?

[stammering] Why,
it's kidney soup.

Mmm-hmm.

[slurps]

[belching]

Oops. [laughs]

I guess it's
a kidney stone soup.

-[grunts]
-Oh, well...

Stone appe--

[both grunting]

[theme music playing]

[theme music playing]

[amusing instrumental
music playing]

Oh!

Slow down, will you?

I'll get you, you crazy wabbit.

You've been saying that
for almost a century now.
[chuckles]

[grunts]

I did it. I got you.

Who's laughing now, wabbit?

I am. [laughs]

And I'm gonna club you good.

No... [choking]

Okay, Doc, okay.

You got me fair and square.

You can club me.

But before you do, I just have
one last thing to say.

What is it?

Congratulations!

[blows whistle]

Congratulations?

That's right.
You just caught
your 1000th rabbit.

You're the Rabbit Hunter
of the Year.

Wait a minute.

-You're the first wabbit
I've ever caught.
-[buzzer sounds]

[chuckles nervously]
I meant to say,

you're Rabbit Hunter
of the Year

for catching the best rabbit
in the forest.

Number one.

That's me.

Gee, that award sounds like
quite an honor.

It sure is, Doc.

Too bad it's not real.

Well, if it's not real,
then why's the paparazzi

waiting for you
behind those bushes?

Paparazzi?

[camera flashing]

There he is!

Looking good, mighty hunter.

Whoa! Too bright.

-[camera flashing]
-Easy with... that flash.

-Oh!
-[camera flashing]

Oh, Mr. Fudd? Quick!
You're needed in makeup.

Makeup?

Got to get you ready
for the big TV interview.

Interview--

[blubbering]

Looking good, looking good.

[comical instrumental
music playing]

Perfect!

There. Now just act natural.

Oh, please, Mr. Fudd,
have a seat.

Tell me what the Rabbit Hunter
of the Year award means to you.

-Well--
-Hang on,

audio's a little soft.

Break out the boom mic!

Boom mic. Coming right up!

I wonder why they call it
a boom mic.

-[exploding]
-Back to the interview.

How'd you finally catch
that rabbit?

Ah, well, it was easy.

You see, I, uh...

Ready for you on
the red carpet, Mr. Fudd.

Oh!

-[upbeat music playing]
-Come on, hurry it up now.

Go on, Doc.
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle.

Elmer, Elmer,
who are you wearing?

Acme carpet company.

We got to move along.
Your speech is in one minute.

Just follow that
red carpet there.

[groans]

Come on, Doc,
you're almost there.

Oh, no. I'm done falling
for your tricks, rabbit.

If this is a trick,

then how do you explain
the crowd here to see you?

-What crowd?
-This one.

Eh, what's up, Doc?

Only four people?

Oh, that's not much of a crowd.

Hold still. I'll get more.

Wow, what a turnout!

[laughs]

Now, let's hear
that acceptance speech.

-Well, I'd like to thank
my family--
-Hurry up, kid,

they're playing you out.

-[soft orchestral
music playing]
-Sorry, just doing my job.

Uh, I'd like to thank
my mother, my accountant,

the guy who makes
my oversized hats--

Come on, gotta grab your award

before they give it
to someone else.

Oh, wow-wee!
The Hunter of the Year Award.

It looks just like me.

That... Nah, that's the award
for runner-up.

Your award's much bigger.

Oh, well, then where is
my bigger award?

One big award coming up.

That's right. A big award
for the Rabbit Hunter...

You like me.

You really like me.

That award carries a lot
of weight in this town.

[laughs]

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