03x06 - Petunia Pig in Pardon the Garden/Put the Cat Out: Flat on the Door/Downward Duck

[bunniefuu]

[theme song playing]

Okay, Petunia, you got this.

Nice and easy.

Just one, gentle...

Tap!

[whooshes]

-[thuds]
-[man] Ahhh...

Ooh! That didn't
sound too great.

[groaning]

Hello, sir,

is everything croquet?

I mean, okay?

-[groaning]
-[thuds]

-[door opens]
-what's going on out here?

My gardener!

-uh-oh!
-[thudding]

Are you responsible for this?

Well, I uh, uh...

Ugh! What am I to do
without my gardener?

And to think, he only had
one weed left to pull.

Jeez, I'm sorry, miss.

But can't you just
pull it yourself?

Yuck! Filthy manual labor?
That is beneath someone
of my status.

Well, I'm not above a little
old fashioned hard work.

And besides, I've got
a real green thumb.

-Hmm?
-I've been meaning
to get it checked out.

Very well, one single weed
shouldn't be too hard.
But don't dilly dally.

My party starts in 30 minutes

and this garden
must look perfect!

Sure thing ma'am.

It does look pretty
in the sunlight.

All right, let's
weed out this weed

Ha! It's a little stuck.

Ah, that's okay,
just got to put
my back into it

[shrieking]

Gee, I don't know
my own strength sometimes.

Oh, let's just put it back.

Hmm, looks a little
scraggly though.

This man's got a plan.

We'll mow it down.

-[engine sputtering]
-[gasping]

That doesn't look too bad.

[engine accelerating]

Welp, I hope that
nice bear lady
enjoys her party.

Better get going
and call it a day...
Ahhh!

-Ahh... ahh... ahh...
-[engine whirring]

-Ugh!
-[engine whirring]

[engine whirring]

You know, that
looks pretty good.

[engine accelerating]

That, not so much.

I got to stop that
wild lawnmower.

Ooh!

-[clanking]
-Hmm, this should do it.

-[engine accelerating]
-[screaming]

Phew!

Whoo! That mower, boy,
could have been
a real disaster.

[intense music playing]

Ahhh! Oh, no, no, no, no!

What am I gonna do?

This leaf blower should
get the job done.

-[engine revs]
-Good as new.

[expl*si*n]

-No problem.
-[engine whirring]

Oh, it's fine.

Not to worry.

It's all good!

[fire crackling]

[intense music playing]

-[chuckling]
-Well fires do encourage
new growth.

[expl*si*n]

Okay! Now I've got some
serious growing to do.

I'll need lots of fertilizers
if I want it to grow fast.

But where am I gonna
get that much this quickly?

-[engine whirring]
-[beeping]

I'm sure those nice sanitation
workers won't mind me
borrowing their dump truck.

[thudding]

This ought to get those
plants growing in no time.

One man's trash is
another plant's treasure.

[thudding]

[thuds]

[singing]

Drink up my thirsty friends.

What have you done
to my beautiful garden?

Oh, Ms. Bear lady, is that you?

Boy, that trash really
brings out your eyes.

What were you thinking?

I was just trying to help.

My tulips are trashed!

My roses are ruined!

My daffodils are decimated!

Do you have any idea
what you have done?

You are the worst gardener
I have ever had!

All you had to do was
pull one lousy weed

and instead, you've utterly
destroyed my entire yard.

My party is doomed,
and it's all thanks to you,

you rotten, good for nothing!

[crying hysterically] Ahhh...

-[crying]
-[Petunia] I'm sorry.

[Petunia] I just
wanted to help.

[Petunia crying]
I didn't mean to

[crying hysterically] Ahhh...

[Bear] Unbelievable!

Oh, wow!

It's nothing short
of a miracle!

I'm so sorry
I ever doubted you.

No problem, ma'am,
happy to help.

I did tell you
I had a green thumb.

Yes, you certainly did.

Yes, you did.

[doorbell rings]

Oh! That must be my guests.

Take care neighbor.

And thank you again.

Have a nice party.

-Ahhh!
-[crashes]

Yeesh, that croquet sure
got me into a lot of trouble.

I think it's time to try
a more laid back hobby
like um...

Axe throwing.

-Hyah!
-[glass breaking]

[Bear] Ahhh... My maid!

-[door creaking]
-[yawning]

Well, ti... time
to put the cat out.

[grunting] Come on, Sylvester.

You know the drill.

Cats out at 06:40... 06:40...

Quarter to seven.

[crashing]

[thuds]

[door slams]

[shivering]

[dings]

[yawning]

[knocking at door]

[door slams]

[theme music playing]

Yo... yoga seems like a nice,
low key, relaxing workout
for a porker like m... m...

-...Yours truly. [chuckling]
-[bell jingles]

Uh...

He... Hello.

Whew! Where is everybody?

-[instrumental music playing]
-Om... om...

Oh, um... E... Excuse me.

-I... Is this a yo... yo...
-Shh...

Be with you in a second, chum,
gotta clear my mind first.

Ah! They don't come
much clearer than that.

[glass breaking]

Okay, let's get started.

We'll begin with
some basic stretches.

Lifting your arms
up towards heavens.

Inhaling gently
as you lift. Good...

On the exhale, we ease our legs
off the ground and tuck
our arms underneath.

This is the boat pose.

Good...

Yep, this feels nice.

Next is the traditional,
"up dog" pose.

Er, ok, let's see...

Just gotta...

Ohhh! Ain't not... not bad...

Now we're going
to go a bit faster.

These are basic exercises.

Nothing to them.

Ain't that right, fellas?

Oh, yeah! You betcha.

You didn't keep
your chakras aligned.

[stuttering] ...chakras?

Next pose... The hooting horse.

[grunting] ...why is it called
the hooting h*...

[Daffy] Whoo... Whoo... Whoo...
Whoo... Whoo... Whoo-hoo...

Next is the laughing lunge.

[laughing] Cut it out.

Ahhh...

[cymbals crashing]

Hey, quit fooling around
with the sacred gong.

Ugh!

And for crying out loud,
watch those chakras!

Now then, amateur hour is over.

Time for the
advanced techniques.

[stuttering] ...Advanced?

Ready...

Gi... Give me
a few more minutes.

[Duffy] Wrinkled monkey!

Oh, um...

[squeaking]

[Duffy] Burning snake!

Um...

[hissing]
Ooh... Ahh... Ouch!

[Daffy] Sneaky turtle.

Wet giraffe.

Tail-biting beaver.

Tango dancing tucan.

Dizzy iguana.

Reverse hummingbird.
Faceplanting mule.

Fidgety alligator.

Raging rabbit!

Shivering yak.

Exploding Moose!

[expl*si*n]

[wheezing]

Yup, mmm-hmm, and those
are my favorite animals
in the zoo.

No, thank you.

I love taking surveys. Buh-bye.

[stuttering] ...What kind
of yoga... guru are you?

[door slams]

[grumbles]

Hang it cheapskate,
you didn't pay for the session.

-[thuds]
-[Porky] Ahhh...

Uh...

Sheesh...

Some guys just can't
keep their chakras aligned.

[theme music playing]