04x04 - Bugs Bunny in Hook Line and Stinker!/Balloon Salesman: Everything Pops/Don't T...

[bunniefuu]

[theme music playing]

I'm fisherman Sam.

The roughest, toughest high seas angler

this side of the Prime Meridian!

And today, I'm hunting great white sharks.

I've got my shark rod, my shark hook.

Now all I need is my shark bait.

What the...

A squeeze of lemon, some fresh ground pepper.

Boy, oh boy, this is gonna be one tasty fillet.

[grunts] You lousy, stowaway varmint!

You're eating all my bait.

Bait? I thought this was an all-you-can-eat seafood cruise to Fiji.

Fiji? Cruise?

The only thing you're cruising for is a bruising.

Say goodbye, freeloader!

Now, wait a second, doc.

This was all an honest mistake.

You bet it was.

Get lost.

[heaving]

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Now, it's time to get reel.

[chuckles] Huh? Whoa!

Looks like I caught something.

[whirring]

Easy there.

Come to papa.

Almost there.

-[splashes] -A-ha! Got it.

Way to go, doc.

You caught a shark.

Hey, that ain't a shark.

That's a sting--

[nasally] Ray.

I'm throwing you back.

This harpoon g*n will bag me a shark

or my name ain't Fisherman Sam.

[whistles]

Hot dang!

A mermaid!

Why, hello there, little missy.

Uh, you come to this isolated sea rock often?

[giggles] Oh, you're such a flirt.

Ooh! [chuckles] Hard to get.

I like that.

Uh, say, little darling,

how's about you and I get better acquainted,

if you know what I mean?

Oh, my goodness! How fresh.

Aww! Don't be shy.

Sammy-whammy just wants one eensy-weensy wittle kiss.

[screaming]

So how did it go there, Romeo?

Ooh, rabbit! You know, I don't kiss and tell.

Now get off my boat.

All right. Enough distractions.

I'll attract those sharks with a good old fashioned bucket of chum.

Hold it, mac!

This ain't no way to attract sharks.

What are you babbling about, rabbit? Chum works every time.

Every fisherman knows the best way to attract a shark

is to look like a shark.

-Uh, really? -Yeah.

That way you could sneak up on 'em and capture 'em by surprise.

Gosh, I never thought about it like that.

But it completely makes sense.

Of course! You got to look like a shark.

Catch 'em by surprise.

Lucky for you, I've got a shark costume right here.

Uh, it feels all squishy inside.

Ain't that something. In you go.

[splashes]

Now start acting all shark-like and swim around in circles.

Good idea.

[exclaiming in pain] Ow! Knock it off! Please. No!

So, did ya catch any, chum?

[grumbles] Frigga fracking rabbit!

Yeah!

That ought to tie you up for a while.

No more fooling around.

It's time for the shark cage.

[hissing]

Oh! Jumping jellyfish!

Look at the size of that monster.

Over here sharky, sharky, sharky.

Ooh! A tough shark, huh?

Well, let's see how tough you are against this harpoon.

Whoa! What's this?

A tiny key?

Someone could trip on this and break their neck.

Better toss it overboard so no one gets hurt.

[laughs mockingly] Stupid, ugly fish.

Not so tough are you?

[clicks]

[growls]

Uh, I don't suppose you're willing to forgive and forget?

That shrimp turned out to be a real shark snack.

Shark snack, that's a good idea.

Except, I think this time I'll use live bait.

[gulps]

[laughs] There!

You won't be smart-alecin' your way out of this one, varmint,

We're going to make sure you catch me a shark.

Yeah. [laughs wickedly]

Don't do it, mac. I'm begging ya!

You best save that begging for the sharks, rabbit.

Anchors away!

Oh, boy! I can see it! It's huge.

[grunting]

Whoo, boy!

[continues straining]

Come to daddy!

Ah! I got 'em.

[whirring]

Uh-oh!

Looks like I'll be making it to Fiji after all, right, chum?

I ain't your 'chum', varmint.

Nope. But you sure are his chum.

[theme music playing]

[amusing music playing]

[stuttering] One balloon, please.

Uh, hello?

I'd like a balloon.

Excuse me.

Mr. Balloon salesman, I'm talking to you.

Uh, hello? Sir?

[squeaking]

[popping]

[rumbling]

Well, you just had to have a balloon, didn't ya?

[gasps] Oh, dear,

[theme music playing]

[stuttering] I can't wait to try my brand new treadmill

and shed some of these pounds.

First I'll put on some exercise gear

and then come right back.

[upbeat music playing]

Whoa! A phantasmagorical whosamawhatsits!

[sputtering] So big and shiny.

Hmm, I wonder what it does.

[buzzes]

[clattering]

I love it! [whooping]

[accelerating]

[exclaiming]

Whoo-hoo!

[chirping]

Aw! They're adorable.

[whistling]

[whirring]

[crackling]

[stuttering] Oh, boy! All suited up and ready to run.

Here goes nothing.

Geez, Porky. What did you do?

Oh dear! I don't know what happened.

I was just trying to be... [stammers nervously]

[theme music playing]