02x01 - #AmBatgirl pt. 1

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoo! ♪
[theme song playing]

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

[alarm ringing]

[whistles]

Whoever did this sure
made off with a bundle.

Hmm.

Well, I'm stumped. Froyo?

The police don't realize

this isn't your
run-of-the-mill jewel thief.

A master criminal
is at work here.

What makes you say that?

Call it a hunch.

[beeps]

[gasp]

I knew it! The Riddler!

One of Gotham's
most devious villains!

Here, in Metropolis!

And you know that means?

Our city's going down the tube?

Batman won't be far behind!

Aha!

The Riddler's MO
is to leave a riddle

that gives clues
to his next crime.

What kind of master criminal leaves
clues to help stop his next crime?

Hmm. What is always on its
way here, but never arrives?

Hmm. The answer is
"Tomorrow!"

[gasps]

It's so obvious!

The Riddler's planning
to steal the prototype

of a thera-magnetic
wave generator

from Metropolis Museum's World
of Tomorrow science exhibit!

You got all that
from one riddle?

It's all here in Batman's book.

"You Got All That From One Riddle?:

Cracking The Code of a Criminal Mind."

Hmm.

Ooh, this is perfect!

Once I singlehandedly
catch the Riddler,

Batman will be sure
to notice me!

[glass breaking]

[alarm ringing]

[Riddler] Riddle me this:

which criminal genius will make bank
with this baby on the black market?

Me!

What the...

No, no! Not you!
This is why I left Gotham!

[panting]

[whimpering]

Hey, y-you're not B-Batman!

[indistinct bat grunting]

Uh. Wait... What did you say?

[firmer Bat grunting]

I'm sorry. One more time.

Ugh! I said
"Time's up, Riddler!"

[gasps]

Batman?

And that's how Robin
caught the Riddler!

You? I caught the Riddler!

That's not how
the rope tells it, sister!

I tracked him down! I mean, how'd
you even know he'd be here?

I didn't. It so happens my class
was on a field trip here today.

I left my favorite comic book in the
can, and I just came back to get it.

Listen to me you little...

[gasping]

Oh, my gosh, it's, you.
It's really you!

[gasping]

I am your most biggest fan.
I have so many questions.

Is it true that you have
a T-Rex in your Batcave?

What ratio of Potassium Nitrate
do you use in your smoke-bombs?

Oh, and how many miles per
gallon does the Batmobile get?

City and highway?

Right. Down to business.

Let me just say
it was an honor

catching one of your
archnemeses!

[Robin] Don't listen
to the poser, Batman!

Your old' buddy
snagged the bad guy.

- He's lying!
- Am not!

[indistinct Bat grunting]

What'd he say?

He said, nice going, Wanna-Bat:
you let the Riddler get away.

Wait! Batman, I can...

Ya really blew it
this time, huh?

You think you're so big in your
little, green chainmail underwear.

Truth is, I'd make a better
sidekick than you'll ever be.

You? Better sidekick?

Oh, that's a good one!
That's rich!

Oh. You're serious?

As Batman himself.

Oh, yeah? Prove it!

I thought you'd never ask.

This contest will prove which one
of us is the better sidekick

once and for all.

It's simple.

Whoever apprehends the most
lawbreakers in one hour wins.

Hey, Snoozy McBore-to-death,
while we're young?

Starting... now!

[alarm ringing]

[Batgirl yells]

[grunts]

[Robin] Aha!

[old woman yelping]

What's the matter, Grandma?
Too good for a crosswalk?

[yelps]

Store policy: No outside food!

[panicked screaming]

[screaming]

[Batgirl yelling]

[effortful grunting]

It's about time, slow poke!

[grunts]

[panting] Prepare
to lose, twerp.

Let's see. One, two, three.

Not bad. But I got four!

Wait... these aren't... I mean,
what law could a fish even break?

Ha! Not only did I beat you,
I had time left over

to choreograph
my own victory dance!

L-O-Z-E-R! Who's the worst
sidekick in the world by far!

You are! You are!

Ah!

Ah! I pulled a hamstring!

What did I ever do
to deserve such searing pain?

[crying]

[gasping]

[gasps]

Batman!

Hey-ya, Bats! Look. I just caught
seven bad guys on my down time.

[groaning]

The Riddler's next clue.

What has branches
and leaves, but no bark?

A tree! No, wait.
A silent dog!

No! A silent dog tree!

[Batgirl groans]

The answer's a library.

[gasp]

He's planning to steal
the Ancient Volume of Puzzles

from Metropolis Library's
antiquities room.

[grunt]

Ow! Ow! Ow!

[gasps]

Looks like the old R-dog
took one for the team

when he was taking out
those bad guys.

I can help!

What is this, amateur hour?

Hey, Bats, you hear
what I...

[grappling hook hissing]

Bats?

Was anyone else under the
impression that when Babs suggested

we have a spring cleaning,

she was actually
going to be here to help?

[gasps]

[coughing]

Heads up, team!
We're under attack!

Show yourself, fiend!
Who are you?

Who am I?

I am darkness. I am the night.
I am Ba...

[coughing]

Still working on the voice.

You are never gonna guess who Batman
asked to help catch the Riddler!

Time's up! Me!

And once I help him crack this
case, who knows what's next!

[Kara] I know what's next.

The bathroom.

Oh, I totally forgot
today was spring cleaning!

I got so carried away
with the Riddler.

I just came home to grab some...
A-ha! There it is.

[clears throat]

I'm sorry. It's just...

This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity. It's my dream.

Babs, you know
we'd never stand...

Thanks, bye! Leave me
something to clean!

Yo, Fred! Where you at?

Ow!

[groaning]

[grunting]

Oh, yeah.

Look who's back in action!

[sarcastically] Yes. And
I was ever-so worried.

Time to show that Riddler
a thing or two. Where's Bruce?

I'm afraid Master Bruce already has
a plan to catch the scoundrel.

It pains me to say, dear boy, he has
enlisted the aid of another sidekick.

No. No. Don't say it.

The Mysterious...

Batgirl.

[shouting] No!

[indistinct murmuring]

No, sir. I don't see
any sign of the Riddler.

Hey, how do you
squat like this for so long?

I'm seriously cramping up.

Whoa.

Pins and needles!
Pins and needles!

[laughs]

It was almost too easy.

[Batgirl] Almost?

[gasp]

[whimpering]

Ah, ah, ah, I came
prepared this time.

You see, I'm leaving
with my puzzle book.

Riddle me this,
Bat... er, people:

Put an 'A' in front of
my name and I'm awful.

But put a D-A before it,
and I can do no wrong!

What is my name?

Huh, easy. b*mb.

When something's a b*mb, it's
terrible, but when it's Da bo...

Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh! b*mb!

[ticking]

Take another step for me, and this
entire place is wired to blow.

All with the press
of a button.

[grunts]

I mean it!
Not another step!

[screaming]

There's just two problems
with your plan.

That's not the real book.

And that book is
covered in Bat-glue.

[indistinct muttering]

No! I can't go back to Arkham!

Put the book back, Riddler!

[Robin yelling]

Hey! What gives?

[groaning]

[panting]

He got away!

Might not be the best time
to bring this up,

but I'm gonna dip into the petty
Bat-cash for some new gloves.

[groaning]

Woo-hoo!
Who's ready for the best news ever!

You found the secret to
removing blueberry stains?

Batman is seriously ticked off
with that twerp, Robin,

and he's asked me
to be his new sidekick!

I might even
move back to Gotham!

I mean, I'll have to
talk to my dad.

Maybe I can stay
with my Uncle Al,

but that'll all be worked out!

So, does that mean
you're quitting the team?

[gasp]



[theme song playing]