02x02 - #AmBatgirl pt. 2

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoo! ♪
[theme song playing]

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

Quitting the team?

No, no, no,
I'm not quitting the team.

It's more like I'm... leaving the
team, for the foreseeable future.

Uh, I fail to see
the difference.

Look, I know it's sudden, and I'm
gonna miss you guys so much,

but this is what I've been
working for my whole life.

Can't you at least be
a little happy for me?

Of course, we can, Barbara.

Mmm-kay, um, we can
probably let go now.

I know. I want to. I think
my Bat-Glue might've leaked.

[sinister music playing]

Now, what do you say
we track us down a Riddler?

[squealing]

[indistinct muttering]

[Batgirl screaming]

[grunting]

[screaming]

This is the happiest day
of my life.

[yelps]

Babs! I need your help circumventing
the nova matrix again!

Oh, yeah. Right.

The Metropolis Iguana Project is holding
a rally to protect the Blue Iguana

and I need a good slogan.

[groaning]

Babs was always
so good at these!

[Wonder Woman]
Chins up, sisters!

While Batgirl's absence
weighs heavily upon each of us,

we must fight on!

That is why I have
taken it upon myself

to find a hero to fill
this tremendous void.

A hero who brings
the same levity,

exuberance and zest for life
that Batgirl always brought.

That is why I am thrilled
to reintroduce...

Katana!

[all gasping]

As your teammate,
I will hold each of you

to the same unattainable
standards that I hold myself.

Isn't she great?

[Batgirl] You think the tip we
got on the Riddler's hideout

was wrong, Batman?

It doesn't look like
anyone's been here for years.

[gasps]

These crates
were moved recently!

Hmm.

[gasps]

It's a jumble! Quick!

[grunting]

Okay, think... What
does gasoline do?

It makes a car go.

Car go...

Cargo!

He must be gonna steal the
King of Markovia's treasure.

It's being transported across town
tomorrow night via cargo truck!

Hmm.

Yes! Score one
for the good guys!

Hey, I know!

Me and my team always go for ice
cream after a victory like this.

What do you say, boss?
My treat.

[glass breaking]

Batman?

Okay, so apparently, we fell way
short of Katana's standards

and she quit
after our first mission.

I like Katana.
She's just a little... intense.

I mean, look at
this placard she made.

So, this new applicant may
be a bit "unconventional"...

but I think
she's got potential.

Wow. It's great to have you.

I just know
we're gonna be friends.

Bizarro not here
to make friends!

[screaming]

Probably shoulda mentioned
Bizarro's really into opposites

and "friend" means "enemy"?

Live and learn.

[Wonder Woman groaning]

Okay, Bizarro!
Leave it! Leave it!

[sighs]

Babs, old buddy,
this is the life.

Chasing bad guys.
Working with your hero.

Eating ice cream...

[Robin] Hey, come on!
Big-time superhero here!

You sure you don't got
nothing you need saving?

How about you?

Hey, don't walk away from me!

I used to work
with Batman, you know!

Batman!

[sighs]

Oh. It's you.

What? You come to steal
my new headquarters too?

- [meowing threateningly]
- [screaming]

Don't you have
anywhere else to go?

Well, sure, I got
all kinds of offers.

In fact, Superman just called and
asked me to be his new sidekick.

Really?

Hmm, let's see.

He's a demigod who can
move planets with his pinky,

and I'm a ten-year-old
in elf slippers and no gloves!

So, no, not really!

[sighs in exasperation]

Oh.

You know, I see you.
You got friends.

All's I got is Batman.

I mean, all's I had...

[sobbing]

Oh.

Ew! What is this? Sherbet?

What kind of sick-o are you?

This could be the possible
concussion talking,

but maybe inviting Bizarro down
here wasn't such a great idea.

Duly noted.

Perhaps, we were foolish to believe
we could ever replace Batgirl.

Isn't that... unfortunate?

Sounds like this little kitty
missed tryouts.

Catwoman? How did you
find our secret hideout?

Darling, please.

You want to join our team?

I know we've
had our differences,

but I've really come to respect all
that you've done for our fair city.

Let's just say
you've inspired me.

If you truly are sincere, grant
us time to consider your offer.

That's all a girl
could ask for.

How about
"I Wanna Save the Iguana."

I can't believe
I'm actually saying this,

but maybe
it's not such a bad idea.

Wait. Where's my paintbrush?

My wrench set is missing!

Someone took
my costume jewelry!

Pfft. You guys didn't
seriously just let Catwoman

steal from right under
your noses, did you?

Kara, where is your "S'?

Come on!

Ugh, all right, no one can know
we fell for this, especially...

Fell for what?

[all] Babs!

Oh, I've missed you guys!

I can't stay long. The Riddler's gonna
try to steal a treasure tonight

and I need some... supplies?

Karen, what happened?

Oh, that? I asked Bizarro to
help me fix my proto-oscillator.

But you know to her
"fix" means...

"Break"? Yeah.
I know that. Now.

Was Katana here?

Wait.

Are you replacing me?

No, no, no, we're not
replacing you, Babs!

We're just trying
to find a substitute,

you know, for
the foreseeable future.

[whimpers]

I trust that this is
okay with you?

What? Okay?

Yeah! Totally okay.

Well, I should get
what I came for.

Wait, where's my...
and my...

A whole bunch
of my stuff's missing.

- [indistinct protestations]
- It's not like Catwoman was here or anything.

[Batgirl] I got eyes
on the treasure, Batman.

No sign of the Riddler.

[indistinct muttering]

Copy that. Any sign of trouble
and you'll be the first to know.

We got movement.
I'm in pursuit.

I can't believe
I'm doing this.

[phone ringing]

[Robin] You?
How'd you get this number?

Listen, twerp. If you wanna get
back in the big guy's graces,

do exactly as I say.

I don't get it.
What's the Ridder up to?

There's no other cars
on these streets!

But that doesn't mean
there's nothing under them.

[pop music playing on radio]

[chuckling] I'm afraid I've left
myself with quite the riddle.

How shall I spend
a king's treasure?

Hello, Riddler.

Oh, really?
Oh, not you again.

What in the world?

Batman! I found Riddler!
But... Oof!

Wait! He got the jump on me!

I'm done for! Help!
Someone help!

Okay, I got to admit that, for
once, I am the one who is stumped.

Riddle me this.

Who is a bozo?

Ah...

You are!

- Huh?
- Ta-da!

[sirens blaring]

Then I said,
"Who's a bozo?"

And he's like,
"Duh, I don't know!"

And I go "You are!"
k*ller riddle, huh?

Well, sir, now that
your sidekick is back,

I guess my work here is done.

It was an honor.

Bet you're glad
to have me back.

I mean, Wanna-Bat was lucky
I was there to save her bacon.

And let me point
out, I figured out

where the Riddler was gonna
strike all by myself!

No one secretly
tipped me off or nothing!

Welcome home, Barbara.

You know, being Batman's
sidekick was pretty sweet,

but I gotta say,
it's good to be home.

I missed you guys.

Oh. We missed you too.

Speaking of stuff I miss,
time I switch back

to classic Batgirl purple.

Hey, wait a sec.

Where is my purple cowl?

Seriously, guys!
Did we get robbed or something?

Because entirely too many things
have just up and disappeared.

And who steals
a purple cowl anyway?



[theme music playing]